This premise is too unrealistic

I was molested when I was 12

Fuck no dude, he had that look in his eyes all the time, he'd probably kill me

Maybe. I lost to someone who I was not attracted to at all. I was with her for a while because I have zero self esteem. Honestly my hand was better. It was utter shite.

Second woman milked my dick like a fist.

how come this movie is like a bootleg version of grandmas boy
real talk, i dreamt that i was having sex and came during the dream. fukd thing was that it made me cum irl at the same time. there were like 12 splurges, shit went through my boxers and soaked my pajama pants.

>real talk
Stopped reading there. Walk into traffic please. Thank you.

38 year old in boot camp? Where were you based, fucking Valinor?

>Is it possible to have had sex and still feel like a virgin?
That's because you only had sex with prostitutes. It's hard to be proud of yourself if your sex partners hate you.

Tbf im happy be like that

I fucked this one young whore in Thailand and she wanted to add me on social media. Does that mean she liked me?

The navy is 38 for reserves. It’s lower for active duty. I’m guessing he is either lying, not American, or was in the navy because they are the branch with the highest maximum age as far as I know.

>Thailand
>whore
>”she”

But that wrong though, neither of the girls I had sex with were prostitutes.

just think about how many time we had this exact same thread. must probably be in the 1000s

Ignore him. He is clearly suffering from a severe case of faggotry

lost my virginity when i was sixteen on new years 2005-2006 to my gf who was 18

shit was cash

Why would you fuck anyone older than you? That disgusting.

my stoner friend offered to get us high and let me fuck his cute druggie friend who was the quiet girl in class in grade 11 unironically and I said no because I was waiting for my peepee to get bigger and i'm still waiting 8 years later.

NGL when I lost mine first thought I had was "phew"

No, she just understood the concept of marketing.

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>Valinor

Kek

I guess they were either ugly or mentally instable.

Projecting much?

t.

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idk man, there was this lonely cute edgyart hoe in xhamster cams and i was her only viewer, she would PM me her instagram and chat with me and told me all sorts of shit she isn't supposed to say. She ended up quitting and I'm the only one who saw her nude (for free lol) she had pretty eyes.

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>Projecting much
Faggot

Fuck, I'm almost you. In boarding school, I've had at least 5 girls who wanted to have sex with me when I was 13 years old but I had a late puberty and I was really ashamed of it.

Have (gay) sex incel.

My dick isn't even very small, it is and was 6.1 inches (even if lacks a bit of girth) I actually turned them down because i'm a moral fag and have no interest in fucking girls who aren't virgins. She was cute though.

Maybe she was just really bored by her life in this shithole and thought for a while that you were a bit more fun than her other customers.

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

Faggot

She didn't have any customers lol. She told me shit like they have to lie about the country they are in and give fake names and they fucking monitor them so they can never leave the webcam even if no one is around. They need to take breaks and make way less money to go to the bathroom or get an apple to eat or some shit, and also can't watch youtube videos or whatever while camming.

she grew out of the edge and is just normal arthoe now

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>fucking your friends drug addict girlfriend
I think you probably dodged a bullet desu

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Personally, my puberty was a fucking joke. Until I was 18 years old, I was a manlet with a kid voice and a microdick. Now, I'm 6"4, my dick is 9 inches and I'm a bass-baritone but it destroyed every opportunity I had to taste teenage love or to fuck a virgin girl. I'm still fucking mad about it when the college girls I fuck tell me about how they got their first girlfriend, I only get used goods.

I‘m 32 and a touchless virgin.
also never had a job

Fuck you, faggot.

They were't even that bad, idk where she is now but she was just starting her "lol sex is fun and I get drugs" phase, had slept with 3 dudes prior. We actually got forced to do a group project and she was making fun of me or some shit for not doing drugs so the dude got me high and we ended up getting along and he showed me her nudes. he asked if I was a virgin and I said yes and he was fucking amazed and tried to pressure me into fucking her.(he lost his virginity to her lol)

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I personally didn't find them that attractive but I know some of my friends though that they were.
>mentally instable
You might be right here for one of them.

Same and I'm 28.
For me it's trust. I can't even trust a woman to let me down nicely if I hit on her.
Probably brand me a creep or something.
Besides a relationship probably would be inconvenient to my life and what I want to do. I want to carry on learning new things and chill out by myself. Once the loneliness passes I realise it's just biology kicking in and I get over myself.

I actually hit puberty early in like late grade 6 and was the chad of my elementary school, had girls like me until grade 10 where all the manlets grew up and I could no longer compete.

How are you holding up? I'm 23 and I had to go back to college two years ago, otherwise I would've killed myself out of shame.

>parents finally stop asking me when I'll get a gf
>dad has just started saying "women arent worth it, you're not missing much"
Feels good

You get over it. Eventually.

If you can't get laid in college you'll never get laid, so (and I say this unironically) have sex.

I would never have made it to 24 without my little cousins giving me much needed human affection. I probably hadn't been hugged in over a decade prior to them. Little girls not being scared of me and wanting to play was a big confidence boost desu.

>I personally didn't find them that attractive but I know some of my friends though that they were.
Can't speak for you but the times when that happened to me, it usually was because the girl had a very ugly personality, close to borderline personality disorder.

you are missing epic cooms tho
cooming in a contracting orgasming vagina is like the most epic gamer moment you have ever experienced times a million

Basically The guy said he was there to "expand his skill set"

Sounds like he's given up on you, user. He's right though - very few women are worth having an actual relationship with.

Living on welfare like a nigger.
Spend my days getting shitfaced on cheap alcohol or on Weed I buy online.
Play a lot of videogames, shitpost a lot, watch porn, anime etc.

I just try to distract myself but it start to get harder to do this.
Last time I had any friends which werent even real friends was in school when I was 12.
Government still tries to get me to wagecuck which is annoying, parents are constantly annoying me.
Don‘t think I will make it past 40, rope seems closer than that

I know a guy a bit like this, he's an alien to me, he looked like if he was 20 years old when we were 12 years old, he already had a beard, he was like 6"1' and he stayed exactly the same since. I felt like shit when I was hanging out with him back then.

Make more posts

I can make eye contact with girls, one guy even told me that these girls said I was cute but I'm way too socially retarded to make a move. One time, at the college library, a cutie who smiled at me left her friends to sit next to me without her stuff but I did nothing. Is there a way to kill my social anxiety before it's too late?

those early beard guys are weird. hitting puberty early for most is literally just growing two feet taller than anyone else and doing the "just grow a jawline bro" meme irl. I even had three cute gfs that I got to kiss and dance with. The power went to my head and I couldn't stick to one girl though/onitis didn't really like me. I even tried to date a girl I rejected in 8th grade in 10th and she rejected me and it wasn't out of spite but out of sheer non-attraction.

How do you get NEETbux if you dont have any children?

Keep sucking my dick.

Yes ask your Dr. for a xanax prescription

>had extreme acne when i was a teen
>traumatized me so much i never attempted anything
>almost 30 now

i'll stop feeling like the ugliest fucker in the room someday

Na that’s normal.

T. Guy who fucked a lot of hookers I’m Thailand when he was 19

>The power went to my head and I couldn't stick to one girl though/onitis didn't really like me.
kek
I'm doing that right now, after all of these years of looking like a kid, I took the bad habit of rejecting the girls who want my dick to persue the ones who have a boyfriend or just hate me even if they're less attractive. I know it's a shit behaviour but I can't help myself since I became tall and attractive. I think I'm still mad about the past.

Do ladyboys try to add you to social media too?

I took beta blockers and I'm still shaking like hell when a cutie comes close to me. I'm afraid that xanax could shrink my brain.

>"lol sex is fun and I get drugs" phase
>she was making fun of me or some shit for not doing drugs
>so the dude got me high
>he showed me her nudes.
>tried to pressure me into fucking her

Sounds like degenerate scumbags.

Faggot

It doesn't get any better, just end it and spare yourself a lifetime of suffering.

I'm a virgin in my mid 20s,

I think my problem is I just love eating pussy too much, whenever I'm with a girl I just want to eat her out and get the succ. Probably if I was in a long term relationship I would but I dont really have any interest in that.

It's not gay if you're my bottom.

Does holding the ball bag up to get to the asshole ruin the mood?

to be fair none of them really liked me or even found me THAT attractive. even at the time I could tell they were fawning for social capital. By grade 8 I was actually second most attractive guy (my best friend overtook me) and top bitch would set her best friend up with me to have less competition.

I really liked the quiet girl who was probably lowest in popular girl pecking order. She was on my bus forever and I always tried to flirt with no response. I got her to go to grad with me, but she was so fucking avoidant I fucking called it off.

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We may have some narcissistic traits. I'm still in college and I always check in the auditorium if I'm the most attractive guy out there. I want every girl to think I'm THE guy to fuck. I hope I'll grow out of this shit soon enough.

why are Americans and Hollywood so obsessed with sex ?

All this sugarcoating, just get to the point man. Your not attractive now and you havent done anything to change it. Thats ok but dont live on what could of been when you were 10 it solves nothing but inflating your ego.

Make more replies.

please don't respond to me with reddit prose.

I have this problem as well, best way is too not give a fuck by improving your style and looks and going to the gym.

>I want every girl to think I'm THE guy to fuck. I hope I'll grow out of this shit soon enough.
>wanting girl to not think you are disposable BAD
lmao never gonna make it. Serial monogamy is disgusting and dehumanizing.

I'm not one telling his life story on a weeb image board. Stop acting like a faggot

>posting boomer platitudes
I'll post whatever the fuck i want and neither you or janny can stop me.

It gives me useless stress, it's too much in my case.

i don't care about sex

>wishing he was a passionless normalfag who just shops around for an acceptable mate and the social status that gives
cringe. Reminder woman are incapable of love, the closet thing they have is submission, if she doesn't even have a crush on you she's a waste of time and the relationship will fail.

Kind of the same. My dad told me he's writing his will and if I want anything. I asked for the house and he said "why? It's not like there's going to be anyone but you living in it, it's a waste of space".

Well maybe when I finally lose this extra 200lbs and get a hair transplant and get a good paying job and get a good amount of money and get my social skills up to par, then I'll finally be ready to start dating for the first time.

This. I just want to love and be loved. I'll take virginity forever and a daughter-wife over a normal fag tinder dating and loveless boomer divorce marriages.

where I live you dont need kids to get NEETbux, all you have to do is game the system.
I did it by playing retarded, like I'm too dumb even for a warehouse job.
it worked for a while but they keep trying so once every 2 months I have to show up to an appointment.

The worst case I ever saw was a 32 year old dude in my art school who was a virgin. Really short, 155cm at best, and had messy hair and cartoonish glasses. He once showed me and my friend his paintings, and they were all trippy and full of boobs. Every time he got drunk he got REALLY drunk, and tried to creepily get as close as possible to some girl without actually talking to her.

We need to become more like Cliff from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood kek.
The point is that since I'm 18-19 years old (and hit puberty), I already get the girls I want except if they're with a boyfriend for more than a year. It's a waste of time to care more than that, I have a career to prepare.

You can do this without conforming to normie standards but you cant look like a virgin and expect things to change for you.

You think THAT is unrealistic?! Boy, you should watch pic related then.

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fuck off to /qa/ normalfag

>rejecting advice from a normal fag then complaining to incels how he cant get sex

Good luck

I'm 26, still a virgin and legit think I won't lose it unless I get a prostitute or some chick rapes while I'm drunk.

Luckily you'll die alone and unloved

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES I LOVE IT LDKFJLSDF

we live in a society

I'm 28 and a touchless virgin and one day I ordered something over the internet, I was waiting for it to arrive but ended up falling asleep.
When I woke up I checked the mailbox and inside of it was a handwritten note, it was written by the cute asian girl that went with my little sister to school like 10 years ago and lived just across my house.
She used emojis in that handwritten note and the dot on the i in my name was a small heart, under it was her phone number and she wrote I should give her a call when I'm back home.
I was surprised she even remembered me but then I didnt know what to do and procrastinated the call, eventually she showed up at my door but I was hiding in my room and she gave that package to my mother.

I'm not saying I could have fucked her or that she was into me or something but from that situation I realized there is no fucking way I will ever get a gf when I'm already too scared to answer the door.

I'm 39 and a virgin.
I asked girls out for a period of time. They all said no. I gave up.

did you go to college? do no girl ask you out? even the asians?

>did you go to college?
Yes.
>do no girl ask you out?
No.
>even the asians?
No.

tfw only go out to buy food.

You can get it delivered, even grocery store food.

He didn't have friends really, the whole point if the scene was that his co-workers thought he was wierd and didn't want to invite him to play poker but needed the player.

You're asking the wrong questions user
How tall are you? How much do you weigh? Do you have good social skills? Are you ugly? Do you have a job?

Its unrealistic because a guy like that would be able to have sex pretty easily in real life. Real 40 year old virgins are obese and never leave their homes.

>Sex
>Never had it

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Yes and yes, that was the point.

He clearly wasnt unfuckable, he just stopped trying in high school and didnt start until the movie, where ultimately he had a pretty good track record with chatting up the girls because he wasnt at all unattractive or hyper awkward, he just needed to get out there.

How many times will you post this?

How long ago was this?

28y.o boomer here. every sexual interaction ive had with women has been directly paid for

>mfw the guy literally gets raped and the movie and all the characters make him out to be the bad guy

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Get money and get a daughter through surrogacy.

>How tall are you?
5'5"
>How much do you weigh?
230 lbs of pure fat.
>Do you have good social skills?
I guess not.
>Are you ugly?
I guess so.
>Do you have a job?
Yeah. Not much of a career. But a job that pays well enough.

>raped
>male
Nobody cares.

Until he gets sex obviously

I just like laughing at incels

>The 25-Year-Old Kissless Virgin
haha can you even imagine???

tfw almost 28
don't own jeans
no license

>don't own jeans

what did he mean by this?

he's in comfy sweatpants 24/7 I presume

Lost virginity at thirty-six. Now I have a hot girlfriend with a great personality. You don’t know what you are talking about.

29 reporting in, lost it 2 weeks ago.

there's hope for literally everyone.

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>46
>virgin
>ESL
i'm betting indian

How did you come to it? And did you tell her that you are a virgin beforehand?

youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

congrats, lad

26 year old kissless virgin reporting in.

I genuinly don't know anymore if it's because I'm not interested in forming a relationship that close with someone, or that I make myself believe that to deal with the fact that no-one has ever shown interest in me on that level

Based

Okay.

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Kind of the same, before puberty i had girlfriends, then puberty hit me hard and turned my in a acne lanket.

met her through mutual friends, she liked me for some reason so we went out for a date, then a couple more. still together.

didn't tell the honest truth, but pre-warned her that I'm not very experienced and that it's been ages since my last relationship (technically all true). she could tell I was super nervous the first time, but found it kinda endearing.

luckily she likes to be in control, and it's not rocket science that way.

>dat feel when lost my virginity at 26 years old

Wew lad.

I have to get some friends then

lol this bait made everyone tell OP that they are virgins how pathetic

She’s just waiting for you to go back and wife her so she can get use you

it's not as impossible as it sounds and trust me, I'm not even nearly as extroverted as this couple of posts would lead you believe.

do you have a job or a favorite bar to hang out at?

It's a movie, dingus. Just turn off your brain!

>a favorite bar to hang out
Lmao I have a hard time going to the grocery store for 20 minutes. If you hang out in public for fun you are way more normie than the average for these threads

Do people actually go alone to bars to drink except 60 year old drunkie boomers?

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don't know, user. I used to be like that, for a long time, then got bored.

it's rare I guess, but happens. best way to acquire friends and meet tolerable people past a certain age, I find

List it at 19 :^] fuck women tho, I'm a comfy hermit, barely leave my house.

>60% of 2019 high school graduates, both male and female, were virgins, versus only 5% in 2009
>92% of men born after 1990 are addicted to porn
>84% of women born after 1990 are addicted to porn
>adults born after 1990 have much less sex and much less comitted relationships than earlier generations did at their age
>the average age of defloration is rising steadily for both genders
How do we save this generation?

But it's finally becoming good user, what's there to fix? Sexual promiscuity should be shamed and virginity celebrated.

I get this suspicious idea sometimes that some people these days really think cooming inside someone once or twice a year excludes them from being a virgin.

>and tried to creepily get as close as possible to some girl without actually talking to her.
oh god, i did this when i was younger

I get this suspicious idea sometimes that roasties like you don't understand the definitions of common words.

Again another kino thread. I love to larp as virgin I these threads, personally my favorite form of shitposting here. Have a nice day lads.

I was a virgin until I was 27. Not that crazy of an idea. I'm only not one because I tried really hard not to be.

cause it sells, it's easy to appeal to a base instinct
i find it strange how so many people place value in whether or not their dick was in some hole

Pretty based

>I‘m 32 and a touchless virgin.
>also never had a job
Same. Have never had a driver's license either. Would love to work, not even that picky. Couldn't handle the shame of working at a fast food joint in my situation though.

What counts as having sex? I’ve never been fully erect or ejaculated with a woman.

is hospital janitor better or worse?

Definitely better imo. There's just something inherently shameful about working at a fast food place, especially as an adult. The kind of job that's embarrassing for 17 year old high school kids...just how I feel.

>tfw get hit on but 0 interest in the people
Guess it's impossible to just want someone to hang with

Stop making this thread every fucking week, you absolute reply whore.

>Fornication going down
What's bad about this?

Do magic powers become stronger for every decade of virginity?