Does she give him handjobs?

Piers Morgan a well known piece of shit.

cast him

i thought his dad was peter andre so shouldn't he be full white? he looks half caste

Reminder he has a girlfriend.

"father"

She had him by a black footballer a few years before she met Peter.

yeah never mind i just looked it up

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>mom being so gentle and compassionate towards her beastly son
Motherhood must be something magical and logic defying as I'm sure we can all attest since any rational human, despite being our mothers, would've murdered us years ago. Yet here they are for us. Tragic.

you're forgetting the extra person in those pictures, the cameraman

Katie isn't 100% white either.

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I remember this whore from years ago. Had no idea she had a half-black kid the whole time. What a disaster.

Nah, Jordan / Katie Price is insane, but she is not a two-face. What you see with her on camera is how she really is.

Is she part Abo or something? Abos don't have curly hair tho ...

You mean your mum didn't swim topless around you when you were 17?

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She's a mutt. They have those in Bongland too you know.

38 years old

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Sex dream I once had

>be Jenny McCarthy's autisimo son
>be socially retarded and always sit at home
>Jenny is okay with it
>puberty hits
>wank to her all day in front of the computer
>one time she caughts me
>she acts like nothing happened
>next night "have a nightmare"
>sleep in mommy's bed
>rub hard boner against her
>she acts like nothing happened
>days later Jenny comes home drunk as the bimbo she is
>help mommy to go to bed
>rape
>she is into it
>wants to make me happy

Do you think bimbo mommys are extra nice to their retarded sons?

>making fun of a blind and autistic kid
>making fun of the mother of a blind and autistic kid who cares about him

>defending an actual slag on 4channel

foolish poster doesn't understand we love Jordan

>women look up to this train wreck of a human being
I also guarantee Harvey has hulked out and jerked off in inappropriate places

m8 everyone is clearly making fun of his mom

I'm worse than her tbqh

Idk is your mum?

She is legit addicted to surgery

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>muttoids

bogpilled

She legit hates herself, and she’s gonna go bankrupt haha

holy shit I feel bad for that kid.
his attention seeking whore mother forced him to go on this shitshow.
fuck i have women so fucking much, I just want to behead them.

She is, but she's also more open about it so she gets more press for it. She's hardly the only celebrity to get tons of work done.

>she’s gonna go bankrupt haha
Unlikely. She's too famous and will always find work in reality and daytime TV.

am I supposed to know this whore?

>Bankrupt

She owns over 150 bitcoin. She got in early when it was a meme

That's some Frankenstein tier shit right there.

Sometimes, the low hanging fruit is the best fruit.

And this is why you don't race mix folks. My sister mixed and one of her kids had 2 rows of fucking teeth.

quick rundown?

It's funny how piers talks about what a great mother Katie is, with the irony being Harvey is the way he is because she drunk and did a shit load of drugs while pregnant.

>loose women is new
Lol yanks are so clueless

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British celebrity couple from 20 years ago had a child, they named him Mongo and keep him in a cage.

pretty sure katie keeps him in the cellar unless its time to wheel him out for the cameras

>slag fucks footballer without a condom
>gets preggo
>does drugs and drinks through pregnancy
>Harvey, the biggest child, is born with a Smörgåsbord if developmental and health issues because his mother is retarded

>ywn roughly fuck her bleached leathery asshole while punching her wonky bolted on tits til they burst and at the moment of climax rip her face off and throw it against the wall

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>whiteknighting for a fucking coalburner

I hope you have the self-awareness to realize how much of a fucking loser you are

Piers Morgan is a bloviating jackass

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Dwight Yorke is the lumps father

Does the kid have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

It's kind of my hobby to look at signs of FAS in people so I can say in my mind "oh this person's mom just did not care."

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I'm going to screencap this post and send it to her and then she will read it on the air

Piers Morgan probably has FAS.

Aren't mutts supposed to be super healthy compared to purebreeds?

He has Prader–Willi syndrome, a genetic syndrome

HI WOOWIE

funny thing, i didn't think anything of it at the time, but after he told me this my professor did smirk jewishly

BIMBOS RISE UP

Many years ago she was the hottest slag in the world.

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Dogs, yeah.

Where on earth did you hear this shit from?

Study: students of mixed race suffer more health problems
findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0DXK/is_20_20/ai_111529997/
web.archive.org/web/20041214113546/http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0DXK/is_20_20/ai_111529997/

Most congenital problems are more common on mixed-race babies:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15390318
archive.fo/5kPn1

Race mixing can trigger dental problems (in Portuguese, talking about this problem in Brazil)
youtube.com/watch?v=WH7narf8Kzc

White-Black babies suffer higher risks of prematurity, low birth weight, neonatal death, and stillbirth.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2867623/
archive.fo/j1nW1

More info here

pastebin.com/Gjqxz47w

shes the definition of hot slag.

It's like old terror novels becoming reality.
Something needs to happen.

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>he fell for the kike lies

ETSUBATSU

She had her pubes shaved into a heart in her Playboy shoot.

Non-Brit here, why do people in the UK care about this woman so much? Is it purely a freakshow/lolcow thing? How popular was she in the 90s?

cringe

youtu.be/1eGRnlr9_qc

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She was so fit in her prime.

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Jodie is the superior chavfu

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Literally 56% face

i hope her life is constant pain

Her life is a ridiculous cartoon between the constant plastic surgeries, divorces, reality show appearances, nude pictorials, stupid baby names, tard baby, more plastic surgery, more divorces, and somehow inexplicably she keeps getting by to the point she actually won Big Brother 15.

In the 90s she was popular because she was just straight up hot and you could fap to her.

>Something needs to happen.
Something did happen. we are in the process of tribulations. The rapture happened, we didn't make the cut, now our reality is sinking inch by inch into literal hell on Earth. Jesus Krishna El Buddha Tetragrammaton Holy Spirit hear my prayer that we all be saved and given a last chance to git gud.
Think about it, quantum immortality didn't become a thing until post rapture. In Revelations it says those who seek death find it not.

youtube.com/watch?v=QvM3gY-0YMc

She’s got a sex tape out from when she was pregnant. She’s sitting on the edge of a bathtub with her giant bolt on tits, pregnant belly and some melt from a boyband is shoving his toe in her minge

based schizo

She has enough money to not work. The only work she does is brand work for supplements and whatever. She seems to have lots of pets. And she seems to mostly hang around with normies. Id unironically say she's pretty happy at the moment.

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also when she sits down and does an interview instead of coming across as stuck up or a primadonna she's self-effacing and very, very British in a way that you can't hate.

activated my almonds

why are retards always so fucking fat?

Jodie actually seemed like a genuinely nice girl who got bullied as a kid and over-corrected. I'd have fucked prime Katie but I'd have married prime Jodie.

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That depends on your ability to imagine him experiencing fits of tard aggression, OP. I'm sure that's not what you meant.

Brain not functioning means less energy being used

Poor self control plus their mother's indulge them knowing from experience with other women that their chance of finding true happiness is nil.

It's often the one dogs piss on

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We are thrown to the wolves. They're in another realm. Some are getting woken up with the recent interest and invocation, and some are communicating back. CERN just woke up Saturn, for example. Kek has the alt-right, the 1% have Muloch. It's hard to explain in a thread here. Their influence is coming back. the left, for example are acting exactly like they did in ancient Greece with the cults of Dionysus. If you look at Bill and Hillary Clinton you see Zeus and Hera personality-wise. But the ones in the forefront now are purely chaotic.

HAWO WOOWEE

Upturned noses are kino.

like others have said she also probably gives him whatever he asks for

MILKIES

what a legend

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every bitch is pretending to be a perfect mother when during or after divorce

He was on Autism's Got Talent
youtu.be/hvIYFq2j4ZY

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i 'member that

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He's the next Wesley Willis

your sex dream is an incest porn story line

>What a legacy
He was the best there ever was. You're not even half the man he was. You are pathetic!

>A media troll talks about internet trolls internet abusing her retard troll.

Whatever happened to Lucy Pinder?

Fucking hell this kinda comedy seems so far away now.
Frankie Boyle was fucking great.

based

She is still around and still cute. Boobs are still huge too.

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she recognized and acknowledged her inferiority to Sophie Howard

why do men always say they hate fake tits but meanwhile it’s always the girls with huge fake tits who get all the attention and are fapped over the most

got into the podcast business

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