Is Shelly best girl?

Looks like that sluttle from Baby Driver

Nah, it's Maddy

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fucking bullshit,how did that ugly fuck get her?

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who?

Audrey would be best but Shelly can cook and clean and do laundry. Audrey pokes holes in coffee cups and ruins your paperwork.

/tpg/
Are you sitting in your basement at your mom's house thinking of blowing off your head with your dragon dildo you got on discount?
Have you completely run out of whatever bullshit shows let you put up with your lack of Twin Peaks?
Has everything you touched since The Return went off the air turned to shit?
Do you miss Dougie Jones every single day of your life?
Think you're never going to see such purity of spirit and mastery of the form?
Then accept our offer.
Embrace "John from Cincinnati" and find Dougie Jones alive and well.
Ten more hours with Dougie Jones and the supernormal.
And enough consolation to continue on the rest of your days.

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you keep forgeting shelly is a whore

There is an image search feature built into this site and if you use it you can find out what show this is like I did. It takes two clicks, it's easier than typing up your post.

Shelly has an angel. What was Ronette? What was Laura?

And you think that matters. She can take a punch and she still cleans her own blood off your shirt. You're looking for the wrong things in a woman, you should stick to anime.

This kid's power level is notched out above every other weirdo's on Twin Peaks except Judy. His fire summons the ring. He made the grandmother from a sack of corn, she's his familiar in a sense.

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>fucking bullshit,how did that ugly fuck get her?

Because she hates her father like every coal burner!!!FACT!!!

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>characters that are literally you

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In John we see Richard and a pistol's baptism. In John we see Dougie. At a motel in half-night.

She needs to go back to Innsmouth!!!FACT!!!

Alright, user, you've convinced me. I'll watch it.
I like Milch a lot, but I've always put off watching that. Thanks, I guess.
Have you seen Luck? Mini-series he did with Michael Mann. It was cancelled after one season, but it's genuinely great. Ends abruptly, but if that doesn't bother you, it's definitely worth a watch. Carried by really great character writing and performances.

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based and sherylpilled

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I like her so much more after seeing this.

Shes so cute

okay cucks

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>tfw Donna used to be my best girl the first time I watched the show
and then I googled her. Oh boy.

oh no

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Based. Why didn't she ever really make it big time after TP bros?

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Life fucked Lara harder than that BBC fucked Madchen

>tfw no /tpg/ irl
I just want a group of friends who like TP as much as I do

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James was always cool.

Milch got John from Cincinnati by putting those Jews at HBO to the wall somehow, the story was too tight for him to tell in 2008 when I heard it.

Instead, he does the best one-word Jew impression of The Merchant you've ever heard, over and over: "YOU". YOU, David, we love. YOU.

So he gets one season to tell the same story as Deadwood. The story of the meaning of the philosophy of the Epistles of St. Paul, Romans and 1 Corinthians, of the body organizing and resting transparent within the spirit that gave it rise. The spirit, the symbol, in Deadwood the gold. Gold in Lynch as well, lump of coal to diamond as lead to gold in the person.

Haven't seen his ode to complex horse betting yet, but John from Cincinnati, as my point was supposed to be, was meant to be 1 season. Jew proof. It's a donut, like Ronnie.

It came out after Inland Empire and way before The Return, but there are things unique to The Return that are in John from Cincinnati. And so much universal quality. David Milch does the supernormal, David Milch does Lynch, Frost steals it for The Return. Or Lynch likes it.

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Why is he constipated all the time

There should be laws against beautiful people breeding with ugly people

Someone didn't watch FWWM.

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>be Bozoposter
>hear friend talk about David Lynch for 10 years
>tell him finally with excitement that Twin Peaks is coming back
>become master of Twin Peaks in the meantime to prepare, by means of viewing only
>read Frost's book
>watch The Return
>every week he hasn't watched
>now he's afraid to because he feels he can never match my skills
>can't talk about it at all
Suffering, did I take Twin Peaks from him?

I did

You know there's a reason why Lynch didn't fuck with the ending at all, even with additional material, in Missing Pieces then.

Lynch's films don't have any meaning

Only his TV shows like The Return and Rabbits?

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what a terrible use of trips. gay, wrong, and not checked

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1-1-9

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I think you may have scared him away with your enthusiasm. You revealed too much of your power level

You don't know what cuck means do you? Do you still live under the fantasy that you will marry someone who is a virgin like you?

I was being sarcastic,I meant there aren't any deeper meanings like in films of others.its more of your own interpretation.

Oh damn, that's the blue layer showing through the scratches, not the back of the card for any detectives out there.

yeah I live in a muslim country not a degenerate shithole.

imagine what sex with a beautiful woman like that must feel like. smelling her neck, groping her tits, she shivering as you move your hand closer to her pusy

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Wherever you live is a shithole by virtue of you living there.

He won't say interpretations and the things he shows as an artist are not readily understood. You feel this means they have no meaning? Are you a student of Bosch?

not how it works kiddo

In theory I could be wrong, your kind doesn't have to behave like animals, but in reality you are here, and you are degrading whatever land you stand on.

Found making-of footage. Milch whigged when people "didn't get it" and has no problem hammering it into everyone's heads but most people can't understand his advanced speech anyway. So even when a director tells the meaning of a thing, people don't get it.

youtube.com/watch?v=rF1yijiT7Fo

No, Audrey is

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Our father sends those with power over danger to put out fires

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Listen to this man speak for he speaks of Twin Peaks, he speaks of Lynch, and he speaks of what Lynch cannot say

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sarcasm has to be indicated somehow, especially on the internet where all we have are a bunch of words on a screen with no external clues.
anyway, yeah, there's plenty of meaning AND it's left for everyone to find and interpret for themselves

I imagine I shouldn't watch this before I've seen the show, right?

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Not that user, but there is a website that you should really be getting back to right now. I don't know what it is, but they really miss you and we won't.

No, it's Tammy

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what about that post triggered you, friend? I'd like you to know I've never used the website you speak of, and have most likely been browsing this one longer than you have

Room 45 = 4+5 = 9
Room 24 = 2 + 4 = 6

Completion vs. cum in the face

Let me see if I can find something that can come between Deadwood and John from Cincinnati and that isn't spoilers. Didn't know it would get so spoilers. Yeah this is like Intro to John from Cincinnati disguised as Deadwood talk, without this you might watch it and get all pissed off. I actually watched this 5 times or something since Deadwood ended and only after the Deadwood Movie and The Return could I hear our father's words.

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Ma nigga

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I never knew this. Time to watch Riverdale

Nevermind. Audrey was best girl anyway, you fucking savages.

>what about that post triggered you
Mostly the part where you were a huge faggot and said some gay ass shit.
>and have most likely been browsing this one longer than you have
Probably not, if you had you would not be such a huge faggot right now.

>with the thick glasses

Yes please. Every 80's sexual fantasy come to life.

Until she falls for you and becomes your lover, student, and confidant.

But then you realize she doesn't know how to do any of those things because she just talks a big game. Audrey is that loud chick who brags about doing anal. Shelly knows that is expected so she doesn't feel the need to tell the world, and she has dinner ready.

No one can disagree with this so look for it on your favorite Twin Peaks YouTube channel coming soon I'm sure.

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Absolute qt.
But has the right of it.

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Maybe I'm not a Shelley fan, but goddamn that smile could melt the arctic. That's a beauty that will be missed for decades.

Shelley doesn't like anal, but will take it because you will hit her otherwise. Audrey wants to take it, sure he has no experience but she is ready to learn.

>used goods
Absolutely not.

>favorite Twin Peaks YouTube channel
is there a single decent one? other than Unofficial Versions

Where THE FUCK is her jawline? What the hell is this? How?

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ugly half nigger daughter; sad.

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So I just started watching it for the first time, I'm on episode 5 so far and holy fucking shit, all the girls are breathtakingly beautiful. Lynch really has great taste

Audrey is superior in every way except Shelly is hotter (Audrey still a 9/10). Getting a BBC cuck roastie sub 100 iq girl because she's marginally better looking than a caricature of pure waifu is degenerate.

Holy fuck Laura looks just like an ex I had that almost killed me in a car crash. Spooky vibes rn.

Audrey wants to take it but then, like everything else, once the reality of it sets in she collapses. Shelly cleans herself up and gets to work where she makes a damn fine pie.

Not only that, he has a real respect for aesthetics, so his glory shots of them are always sexy AND tasteful.

And it never stops.

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Hmmm you make a good point, but now I can't find my bloody pair of pants. Looks like this relationship is ending early.

Considerably

>but now I can't find my bloody pair of pants.
You know what would make you feel better? A good ole wife beating. But only one of these two women will still fuck you after that, and it aint Audrey. Don't get me wrong though, Audrey is top tier and crazy fucking sexy.

yep

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What exactly is the cause for her looking like this now? Bad plastic surgery? Alcoholism? Kind of heartbreaking honestly

Bad surgery. She got an experimental bog.

Is that before or after her high school boy toy gets me killed?

Maybe Coop had the right idea after all. Fucking just gets you killed.

Audrey fucked Bobby too though

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Shame. Can a botched bog be repaired, or are we forever doomed to never see milf Donna?

Never ever ever fall for the Hollywood meme. A natural looking 40 year old will have a much better career and life than a botoxed 60year old trying to get 40 year olds parts. I think in general people just have a difficult time shifting through different career phases. You ant you past success, without thinking that evolving yourself instead of clinging to the past may actually lead to even greater heights.

Too late. The last I can remember her in pre-bad surgery is MiB 2. Go there and then just project time forward a little.

Context. If I'm a psycho rapist drug dealer, I at least need a woman who isn't trying actively trying to kill me . Bobby can be dealt with either way.

that's the power of alcoholic bloat

Thanks user, I'll do my best

The only ugly girl he ever casts into a major roles is Laura Dern, which makes it all the more baffling that she's one of his favorite actresses.

Shelley may be the hottest girl but obviously Audrey is the best girl

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Yeah but Audrey tries to expose her father and rats him out to the FBI. Think of what she would do if you tried treating her like Shelly?

I dunno, but it seems like anything "new" that gets brought up here shows up on YouTube a little bit later

Like someone will come in and have it all figured out about some aspect or other, and then at the end they'll link to Corn Pone Flicks or Talk About Judy Films Co. or whatever the fuck, and we were talking about these things in here 3 months prior, and it's a new video, and it's like "what?"

That reminds me that we'll get to see what MIKE actually looks like in the next installment

>post yfw without chemcials, he points

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whats this video about?

Hell no, she's a cheating whore.

Kys fag

CTRL + F "Candie"

You guys

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no

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>literally braindead
that's a no from me

>every woman is a whore

is david lunch (lol) redpilled on the female question?

Twin peaks really did have the absolute greatest collection of incredible looking girls. I would legitimately murder another human being to be able to have prime audrey care about me.

True connoisseur's taste.

Never underestimate the power of fucking stupid.

yikes

Oof, I forgot about Robyn Lively. She is up there towards the top.

Sister I'd like you to meet a man I work with, Dougie Jones. Marry.

Holy shit her daughter is a goblin. This is exactly why the Amerimutt meme started.

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Annie is undeniably best girl. Shame she gets one of the worst ends.

Same here. Donna is so beautiful it hurts

The asian chick. I forget her name. She was head and shoulders above the other girls.

Only because early 90s Heather Graham is a nearly perfect female specimen.
The character, regrettably, wasn't very good and neither were most of her scenes. Being surrounded by garbage writing didn't help. I love the scene in the diner though, with Coop, Harry, and Gordon going after Shelly. The penguin joke and all. Beautiful scene. Too bad it's interrupted by some owl cave faggotry.

Annie was the perfect girl, the virtuous maiden.

Have you heard about that penguin? The owls are not what they seem. Will I be like the rhinoceros? What about that zebra? A drunk octopus wants to fight.

>whore who only dates dumb bad guys
Only wholesome and funny girl pic related

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For me it's David Duchovny

>bobby
>dumb bad guy

rethink this.

He was acting like a dumb bad guy, which is why when he stopped, Shelly found a new bad guy.

He was or at least that was what Shelly saw in him. Once Bobby put his life together she ran with the new bad guy in town. She probably used drugs also since Bobby was dealing and the new guy too. She loved being white trash.