Can vidya movies be kino? Or at least watchable?

Can vidya movies be kino? Or at least watchable?

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Yes. This, max Payne and Resident evil 1

this

The director is known to be a fuck up and people will whinge about the demons but max payne was pretty good

>Resident Evil
What are the sequels like?

oof. 1st is best 1-3 is comfy and it's up to you if you want to continue

the only one i sort of like is part 2. i guess none of them are bad action flicks, but i wanted a bit more horror and characters from the series and not so much dumb stock characters and dragon ball z powers

Mortal Kombat 1. Its a nice and fun martial arts action movie.

The second movie was dogshit. But the One had soul.

>olyphant did this and die hard 4 because deadwood got canceled and he had just bought a house

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>Resident evil 1

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it's a good film. idk about die hard tho

first tomb raider is a very solid movie, fine action film with the proper small amount of emotional drama

They already surpassed film in kinoness

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I don't know why they gave him so many lines and why he didn't try any fucking accent. Other than that and the love interest that made no sense for Agent 47 it was ok

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of all the games to make a movie of... the one where the story is an poorly dashed off afterthought to the game premise

I liked it

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Only Silent Hill 2006.

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did anyone say vulgar auteurism

Is he a coomer?

unwatchable from the first scene.. only surprising in how much worse it manages to get

i only liked the restaurant assassination scene
and naked olga kurylenko of course

Dead or Alive

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This is s.0y

omg THIS

fucking kino

Peak cinematography. Bless Miike's heart

Maggie was the only good thing in this game

Postal is peak kino.

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Other than people unironically liking westerns on this god forsaken board, this is the worst opinion I've ever seen.

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t. can't fathom girls for anything other than pedo jack off material
Sad.

kys

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Maybe tomorrow they will.

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I Liked 1, 3, and 6 as a guilty pleasure

why does Timothy Olyphant walk like that?

Maybe his butt hurts.