So... Any place to watch the whole thing? Doesn't matter if it's 2 hours of phone video

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So... Any place to watch the whole thing? Doesn't matter if it's 2 hours of phone video.
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all women are child abusers

so far I've seen only these clips. all were on pornhub, all have been deleted to my knowledge

Jester Knife: Scene where he stabs the dude to death, makes fun of the Scottish midget guy and then the little midget gets stuck running in terror from him at the door with the chain lock which is like a foot taller than him

Jester Train 1: Video of him running from detectives, getting onto a train, stealing some guy's clown mask and evading the police

Jester Train 2: After these detectives get into a fight with a bunch of clown people, Joker dances like a giddy child while mocking the detectives, walks off and lights a cig

Jester Stairs: The kino of him taking a long draw from his smoke while dancing on the stairwell to Gary Glitter's "Hey" song, music changes to ominous and creepy after a while.

Jester Interview 1: First part of the interview on Murray's show where he reveals that he killed those young businessmen because they were assholes.

Jester Interview 2: "YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!"

Other than these clips, I don't think any more of it has leaked.

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Here's an in depth analysis for anyone who's interested. Light spoilers

There's obviously a full camrip floating around, why won't the people share?

being MALE and being remotely MASCULINE in ANY WAY is fucking TOXIC and needs to be DESTROYED.

Why do these lamebrain capeshit freaks always think they have to preface an opinion by announcing they're about to say an opinion?

Is there? I'm somewhat doubtful.

What it seems like is that one person, and only one person, pulled their phone out to take clips of certain scenes during the Venice Film Festival. So far nothing has leaked out of Toronto, which is the only other place Joker has been played. And even that one guy was taking a giant risk filming those clips of what were some of the more interesting scenes in the film.

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>3/10/2019
I'll wait the camrip because i'm not a cuck who waste money in cinemas but if this shit is SOCIETÀ: the movie like i'm feeling, then i'll buy the blu-ray when released.

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Probably too much onions in their diet.

AMERICAN SUBVERTED AGAIN!! WELL DONE MY COMRADES!!

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>I’m not here for it
These people lmao

Holy this movie sounds INSANE. Clowns rise up.

What's wrong with eating onions

Great for sauces and soups and even on their own chopped in tortillas

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Why does this joker look so much cooler than Leto’s?
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Does anyone have the image of "How to survive the Joker movie."?

Phoenix is the type of actor Leto wakes up in the morning, looks into the mirror and wishes he was.

I mean, even disregarding the fact that this film is R rated vs Suicide Squad's PG-13 rating, his version of the Joker isn't hamfisted or forced at all, nor did he put any extra strain on himself. Phoenix might actually break the supposed "curse" of the Joker. He didn't get on any drugs like Ledger, nor did he act ridiculous like Leto, nor did he having any

He just seems so cool, perfectly flowing from awkward loser to clown prince living in the moment, not giving a damn with nothing left to lose.

Here you go

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Kek. Think anyone will actually shoot up a theater?

>So... Any place to watch the whole thing?

Are you retarded? The full cam has been out for days now.

Well share it instead of shitting up the thread faggot

Think you have a higher chance of surving going opening night, incels have to watch it first to get inspired

>Clownposter
>Actually sharing something of value
Genuinely don't know if I should trust. It says .mkv but I'm still not sure. Should I?

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youtube.com/watch?v=nn7-xSKy9n8
MY NAME IS ARTHUR
I LIVE RIGHT HERE IN THE CITY WITH MY MOTHER

Heh... well normally I wouldn't do this, but for my fellow clownbros, I'll make an exception. Here it is, have fun and enjoy guys: thepiratebay.org/torrent/34645825/Joker.2019.1080p.HDTC.x264.AC3

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Why does the 'do not bring your girlfriend' line appear 3D to me, it's like it's popping out.

Maybe that wouldn't happen if we didn't live in a society

Jesus triple dubs

So does he actually say "We live in a society" at one point in the movie?

Quads

that's your inner sense of shame and loneliness creating an illusion when you realize you don't have to worry about this part

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He literally says "in a society" and "we live in a system". It's about as close as you're gonna get.

No no it's actually somewhat 3D, like it's floating

Motherfucker it doesn't play when I click the file

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gotta update mpc bro. also make sure you keep your pc on all night, these bitcoins won't farm themselves

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Joke's on you I use Mac and I'm gonna reinstall my OS today just in case

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>he used a UNIX based operating system
>thinks reinstalling his OS will help

Had a sensible chuckle. Well the choice is yours now, either perforate your hard drive completely or just deal with the fact that i'll be using your gpu and cpu cycles to rake in some delicious gang weed money.

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Well good luck trying to get a fraction of a cent on my i5-4278U and shitty integrated graphics

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Damn... I would have said the jokes on me, but clearly the jokes on you. I would tell you to rise up, but obviously you're not a gamer and content to live in a society with your garbage Mac.

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>you're not a gamer
Good luck I didn't open that shit on my gayman computer huh

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>he revealed his trump card

Oooh damn you got me there bro! I guess I have to admit when I've been outclowned, touche.

just kidding, by the time you've read the post, I've already finished hacking into your wlan, launching my trojan on your other pc remotely, and now hauling in that digital moolah while shlonking on that gang gang. Heh... nothin personnel kid...

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But what if I... Unplug it

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I guess that would fuck me over. Enjoy your no games tho. Next time your framerate dips, hope you think of me bro ;)

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>Next time your framerate dips
But I only pirate games and never play them

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This is a movie made for incels, why someone should shoot his kind in cinemas?

the normie masses will storm into theaters for this. trust me, it will be the highest grossing r rated comic book movie, beyond deadpool. This presents the perfect opportunity: no one in the theater is a child, and almost everyone is a sexually active adult. Might as well turn it into the perfect shooting gallery.

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Isn't it more effective to shoot up a girl's sorority house and not normies? All sorority girls are demonic thots but not all normies are worth killing.

>not all normies are worth killing

get out of here FBI, I'm not letting you guys know which theater I'm clowning around in. And you can't turn this into angry guy killing a bunch of Veronicas, both Chads AND Veronicas must die in mass numbers.

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