Hop in, user!

Hop in, user!

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What's the fecal coliform count in that water?

i'm alright, but have a nice night ladies! #haes

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everyone of those bros gettin his dick sucked the way only a fat girl know how

i m a g i n e

There's gotta be like a single gallon of water in that hot tub at that point.

There must be all of one gallon of actual water in that tub.

unironically really fat chicks are pretty tight if they aren't compensating by being total assholes

K!
>mfw my average 7/10 looks make me a 10/10 with fatties
>mfw I'm getting these hogs wet af with the most lazy and basic game
>mfw I get unlimited pussy from the one or two I choose who most resemble the attractive thin girls I've been with or wanted to be with

As fucking IF you virgina wouldn't live this life if you would. Big girls are like entering an unlimited ammo cheat code on your PS2 game. Only tryhard losers and naturally gifted faggots have a problem with it.

Are you talking about their personalities or their orifices?

word

originally their personalities but both since i've had ses with one

Does the pusy smell like old ham? Thats the impression that I get.

yeah or soil for some reason

My grandma told my parents that there was something wrong with my dick because it was so small, after she had babysat us and dried us off after the shower. My mom scheduled a meeting with my family doctor soon thereafter.

I remember my family doctor concurred and referred me to a urologist at 8years old.

Urologist just shrugged and said "Meh, some guys are smaller than others but his penis is fully functional, I can't do anything". I remember this as being one of the most VIVID memories of my entire childhood. The man I am today is intimately affected by the trauma of this memory.

How low does the water level get when they all get out of the hot tub?

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Just do online dating they said. You'll get to have sex they said.

>my sample size of one is enough to extrapolate for all of them
Ah yes

so...how big is it?

sounds like she was out of line
cope

extrapolate my balls

nah im good i have diarrhea

bet your wondering how I got in this situation

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BRUH...

Id do the one on bottom left. Had sex with a girl similar size.


Yes, the smell was bad.

Wait, is that kennyS???

Oh cool I didn't know you'd hired a bouncy castle

for me? it's top left
zero self respect or self control
just a failed human at every level
but still queen

Imagine the fecal matter in that bath

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Admirable choice

My dicks sore

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Hop in bro

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There's no water, is sweat and grease