I look so cool, nothing could go wro-

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if you gain muscle youll likely become more conservative again

>holding a cup by the lid
he might as well spike the cup in the ground, it literally has the same effect and is a lot cooler

“toxic” masculinity = masculinity though

Jonah literally wants to fight normal behavior? lol what a faggot

>Two male friends tell each other they love each other
>Superbad has toxic masculinity
What?

LMAO he got trashed by the French roastie and Brad Pitt so hard it destroyed his identity, and now he can't figure who the fuck he is.

Jonah has banged hot chicks while the rest of you are raging incels lmao.

also, none of you beta virgins are masculine so stop acting like this affects you LOL!

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Pic related is someone super confident in her self and knows how to act when life throws her for a loop

Jonah Hill on the other hand crumbles in the face of the littlest despair.

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Who is this hipless twink?

based coffee

who dis

a qt pie you would never get you pathetic incel :)

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wow my mom was right smiles do make a difference :)

kiki from sabrina the witch

Kek

>correlation = causation

I was actually there when this photo was taken. He completely pretended that his drink didn't drop and carried around the lid the whole block with his face obviously super red.

The universe doesn't want this guy to be cool

>linking two independent concepts
shut up retard, liberals are the scum of the earth. What good is losing weight if you can’t even think right

no you weren't

It always cheered me up when she would smile at me.

Well her face would smile while her mouth was full of cock.

looks like ella hollywood which is some tranny

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>”just a crumb of pussy madam” the post
nice projection faggot, Jonah is a complete fag, the women he is with are beards 100%. The dude is covered with tattoos, had pink hair, is in multiple degenerate comedy films and is a feminist. He is a homosexual, the literal opposite of masculine. He needs to he executed

yeah i was there too he also went pee pee in his pants and started crying

looks like a tranny

Why the fuck would you feel embarrassment over something so little?
If I were rich I wouldn't give a flying fuck, probably just laugh at it, turn around and go get another coffee, thinking about all the starving people in the world that can't even have one. And tryint not holding the cup like a retard next time

>incel
When you see a really catty post about some actress the poster is usually a jealous female.

Yea Forums and /x/ are the most female boards on Yea Forums.

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na I'm a cis guy. I just hate transphobes.

Pfft you wish. Despite all the talk of trannies and such, Yea Forums is and will always be 99.9% generic cis straight males bickering with each other.

/soc/ and /r9k/ are the boards with most females

Wired headphones look cooler than airshits.

Debate me.

Not shown is when he smirks and sighs, face reddening in embarrassment. He apologizes to nearby pedestrians, as he kneels down to scoop the cup and its contents as much as he can with the lid. Dumps the cup in the closest trash receptacle, before shaking his head, and returning to starbucks. Ordering the same drink with an embarrassed grin, the cashier asks him why he's returned so soon. In a lighthearted tone, he confesses his embarrassing predicament. "And the worst thing is, I think someone was filming me when it happened."
Sharing a small laugh, he waits patiently for his coffee. "Now be extra careful with this one", the barista says wryly. "I will. Thank you" he replies. Grabbing the coffee with both hands covetously, "my precious" he mimics, eliciting a giggle from the barista. Giving her a wave and a nod, he exits with a smile on his face.

Meanwhile on the internet: "Yooooo! Look at this dood with his fucking tattoos, he thinks he's so fucking cool, the twat"

>go hurr durr libtards at anything you don't like
>wtf why don't they all blindly subscribe to a hivemind like me >:(

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>liberals in charge of writing good comebacks
just communicate through twitter memes like you're used to

He looks like a man in the grips of a serious porn addiction.

you're projecting. he's fucked plenty of beautiful women.

you're probably a virgin coomer

I've noticed liberal memes are basically just "NO U".

how much does he pay you or do you suck his cock for free faggot?

Its is

Its the same scene he does when he drops it in superhbahd

Black really is slimming

He always be the funny fat fuck. But Mid90s was allright

i was there too (me on the right) and this is true

I'm just giving you the facts bud. Also, I don't suck cis cocks. Only cute feminine peepees.

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Reminder

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have sex

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You would know faggot

>sucks jonah's cock for free

Now THAT'S a trap. I was completely fooled before reading your post.

This image unironically made me want a latte. I don't even like it

She's insanely cute! I get so happy every time I see her.

youtube.com/watch?v=JD8kb11oCWE

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>toxic masculinity
Just imagine how much masculinity there'd be if kids had their fathers
but here we are.

Lads, do you think he bought another one?

is there video footage of him dropping it?

Suuuuure

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Poor jonah

wheres the after picture?

The good thing is that only 2% -5% of these freaks could pass as female. If one of these things ever deceives me, I will go to jail for murder with refinements of cruelty.

what a stupid bitch

>laughs it off in public
>internalizes it and takes it out on her boyfriend with her fists

stop trying jonah

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>bro film king
lmao

Chuck used to be cool before the blacklisting gave him PTSD and he started talking gibberish on Twitch instead of doing something funny

You think going from fat/no tone to skinnyfat/no tone makes any difference at all to anybody? you still look like shit it's no wonder you're "liberal." You're a male with zero fucking market value in pretty much any market on the planet save kekoldry.

>Another!

How are people (like you) so bad at faces? Is it purely retardation?

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it's because libcucks have an underdeveloped amygdala that is easy to overload because of all the bullying they got at home/school
anonymousconservative.com/blog/touching-the-raw-amygdala-part-ii-mike-wallace-debates-a-marine/

Idk if you've noticed but mr. Hill takes himself VERY seriously

dilate

perform stretching of the artificial cavity in your crotch area

Lucky bastard

Pregnant Man sketch or whatever was its name was pretty great

because that's what you get when a narcissist gets exposed for what he really is

sauce and context pls