This biggest pleb filter of the fucking decade

TLJ is trash made by a twerp pushing a feminist SJW agenda by a cunt Producer!!!FACT!!!

tlj was pleb filter

Based and redpilled

>tlj was pleb filter

Yeah, it lets us know who are plebs when they say they like it!!!FACT!!!

>there are people who like this movie and hate season eight of game of thrones and vice versa

Go figure, most people are fickle bitches

I'll agree with you that it was the best unironically. It was so bad and pissed me off so much, that it made me re-evaluate what I cared about and what I spent my time and money on. Now I don't watch movies, barely watch TV, will never put money in Disney's pocket again, and spend my time dating women, working on my business, and participating in productive / fun hobbies.

TLJ was absolute shit, the worst movie I've ever seen, and absolutely infuriating; but it made my life better in the long run. But OP is definitely a mouse cum guzzling faggot.

So basically it was so kino that it sent you into a mental breakdown because you never knew what filmmaking inherently was about in the first place?

go to bed, paid disney shills

>Laughed harder at the blue titty milk and porg looking at chewy roasting porgs
Saying this doesn't make the movie sound better, it just reveals your taste as being shitty.

holy brainlet, reading that gave me legit aids

Really? Name something from the prequels that is more funny that chewy about to chow fucking down on some roasted porgs infront of their family?

Even shirtless Kylo and Rey going "do you have something a towel or something you can put on" makes me giggle on the inside and has more comedic subtle than "OHHH ICKY ICKY GOOOOOOOO"

I think the Rey/Luke/Kylo story is a really good, and the overall themes are good, but the other two storylines are weirdly edited and kind of stupid and boring.

it was objectively shit in every category you could possibly use to analyse a film

Not really weirdly edited if you watch Empire Strikes Back it goes back and forth between Vader, Luke and Yoda, and Han and Leia. Yes those stories are all interesting. But the Finn side plot wasn't bad. And lots of the transitional editing was very good.

Amazing every word of what you just said was wrong

Original writing - check
Beautiful visuals - check
Great acting - check
Clear atmosphere - check
Original soundtrack by Williams - way better realized than the other disney films, check
Staging and Dialogue - soap operay and pulpy
Effects - very good
Production - very good
Cinematic timing and proxemics - check

>name something from x
What would be the point? You'd just deny it. There are a fuckton of iconic lines from the prequels that people remember by heart a decade later, you think 'do you have a towel' is gonna go down in history after this?

>Shirtless Kylo made me giggle
Oh, you're a woman. It all makes sense now

Agreed!

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You try and fail again its garbage. Starwars should be making 2 billion a movie and every off year should be another 2 billion. If you took the time and effort you would be fucking rich but you blew it betting on females and their abilities to tell stories.

Now understand go woke go broke.

lmao, sure fag

>There are a fuckton of iconic lines from the prequels that people remember by heart a decade late
Thats not what I said, I said the porg joke scene was actually more funny than anything in the prequels

Not a woman cope more.

>most interesting character is a man
>most important actions are done by men
>duh femijews are trying to brainwash me!

>Starwars should be making 2 billion a movie
You fucking baseboy MCUfag, go the fuck back to redred
You don't even appreciate cinema now shut the fuck up .

You sound like a winner, not

Based, Rian really is /ourguy/

Can you elaborate or are you here just to shitpost? We all know the arguments why it sucks, there's no reason to go through them for thousandth time. But there's really not much to reply to if you don't tell us what makes it so good in your opinion

>First Order stronger than ever after being beaten last movie - despite only HOURS having passed
>Snoke was literally who?
>The entire post-ROTJ timeline makes no sense
>Rey still hasn't done anything in two movies and I'm expected to care about her
>Kylo went from being an unstable kid prone to tantrums to being able to mask his emotions from the most powerful dark side user in the galaxy in a matter of hours
>Subverted everything and then unsubverted it in the last half hour so nothing actually happened in the movie - a few resistance members died but we're told they're the underdogs at the start so nothing's changed - Rey hasn't learned anything important since she's already perfect to begin with - Luke is dead now but he wasn't gonna help them from the start , etc.
>Most horrendous fight choreography put to film
>Le hyperspeed ram
Defend any of these roastie

If you burn your limited braincells working out which films are "overrated" and "underrated" by an audience, I hold you in the deepest contempt. It's totally irrelevant, borderline offtopic. Who gives a shit what NPCs think? Other NPCs I guess.

You say on the board that calls everything reddit, zoomer, boomer, imdb, onions, etc that they don't like

>Look at this high IQ arguments lads, stop the presses.

Proof-reading. Try it sometime, genius.

the precuels were not all over the place in tone as the nuwars
but solo was a pretty decent comic relief

Could have been the best SW movie if it was the LOST Jedi

>'the LOST Jedi'
>referring to Luke, who's lost both literally and figuratively
>referring to Rey who doesn't know who she is
>referring to kylo who was once a jedi but is now lost
>and also, Luke's surviving 'lost boys' padawans who are hiding out with him
>Rey trains with luke and his ragtag group of fledgling jedi
>helps Luke rediscover the hero he used to be
>luke and his lost boys help rey discover who she is and can be
>climactic ending with luke, rey, and the jedi kids leading a charge against the first order

>First Order stronger than ever after being beaten last movie - despite only HOURS having passed
You mean like in fucking EMPIRE STRIKES BACK? kekeke the death star wars destroyed in ANH

>Snoke was literally who?
Exactly, JJ abrams literally had zero plan and inserted him as his "dude emperor" Rian saw this empty shit and just killed him off like the egotistical bitch character Snoke was. He's dead.

>The entire post-ROTJ timeline makes no sense
Lot of that is JJ's problem, Rian actually at least explains what Kylo did and what happened with him and Luke.

>Rey still hasn't done anything in two movies and I'm expected to care about her
Don't be an incel

>Kylo went from being an unstable kid prone to tantrums to being able to mask his emotions from the most powerful dark side user in the galaxy in a matter of hours
Did you miss him freezing blaster shots and peoples bodies in The Force Awakens, he is clearly Vader's heir in terms of force strength

>Subverted everything and then unsubverted it in the last half hour so nothing actually happened in the movie - a few resistance members died but we're told they're the underdogs at the start so nothing's changed - Rey
Just like in empire strikes back? We are told they are underdogs at the start and nothing change by the end?

>Most horrendous fight choreography put to film
Christopher Nolan says hello and so does John Wick

>Le hyperspeed ram
this supposed to indicate anything other than a visual scene that filtered you? FUCKING NERD

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Yeah that Casino Planet subplot sure was kino, i was plebfiltered hard by that

Case in point, you come here for that shit?

>the precuels were not all over the place in tone as the nuwars
The editor of the prequels himself disagrees and wanted to murder george for the third act of The phantom menace and all the tone changes and shifts that occur in a mere 2-4 minutes near the very end.

I come here to tell people that they are wrong about everything especially the last jedi

this is the plebbest post ive read

He prefers tlj? Link me up

only the phantom menace had tone problems
nowhere near nuwars
but even "hello there" is funnier than titty milk or porg eating

You couldn't even be bothered to actually respond to them with anything, nothing more pleb than that.

Faggot

>But the Finn side plot wasn't bad.
It was.

Looks like they've let loose the Rianshills again.

Hello there isn't funny. Luke drinking sea cow titty milk was funny. Eating porgs is funny.

Attack of the clones had tone problems but it was inherent to the romance. And I dont dislike the movie I like it a lot.

You know what else you could say actually had tone problems? the entire second act of return of the jedi

On that I agree, you do come here to tell people they're wrong about liking The Last Jedi.

That's pointless. You're not even encouraging people to rewatch, just shitting on them and making defensive arguments. Seems like you're a retarded npc asshole.

Rose is cool, the casino was nicely costumed and shot and they leave the casino planet by the 1 hour 8 min mark. Finn btfo Captain Bitchma. It was fine. He even tries to kill himself at the end only to be saved by lil Rose.

Lil rose pissed off everyone when she's even more fucking watchable than numale Thor

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink
tons of people here only watched a shitty asian sideways dark cam version of tlj

and tons other probably only streamed it or watched on their failtops

You want a cinematic experience, clear your mind, learn to let go of that which you care about

Put in the last jedi and enjoy the movie while trying to not think about the plot and your headcanon

Are these supposed to be arguments for or against watching Last Jedi?

you dont get how tfa is meh but tlj is utter shit not as a standalone movie but as a movie that simply is not in the same universe not has the same characters as its predecesors

wick has kino choreography

Wick bad choreography
oh boy.
star wars was always for faggots

>Go out and buy The Last Jedi

Aaaaand there's the blatant shilling.

>wick has kino choreography
HAAHAHHAHAHHA
thanks for having absolutely no taste in movies

Wick has dogshit everything especially choreography

Yikes we caught another 16 yo john wick pleb

The Last Jedi filters these niglets like crazy

>HAAHAHHAHAHHA

See, it's the moment you know the Rianshill is attempting to dodge an argument, he pulls out the HAAHAHHAHAHHA shit.

aotc romance problems was not a tone problem but a dialog one
how does rotj has tone problems
maybe you dont know what tone or funny mean

>Go out and buy the last jedi
You said that not me lmao you can even torrent a nice 4k copy for FREE

>john wick
>john wick has kino choreography
this is the type of faggot who hates on the last jedi, no wonder, theres so many marvelshitters here who actually watch john wick,

>You said that not me lmao you can even torrent a nice 4k copy for FREE

I thought you said you didn't want people to watch cams?

Ewok stuff was a little too campy, especially when they are first captured. It sticks out from the movie that should be escalating seriously

wick has the balls to use wide and continuous takes
obviously there can be an error or two but what its trying to do it does superbly

tlj is laughable

That's because Marvelkino is better than Last Jedi

TLJ defenders have no real arguments.

>this supposed to indicate anything other than a visual scene that filtered you?
The entire plot hinged on this nonsensical moment. You’re retarded, of course, but trying to write off this universe-breaking deus ex machina as “a visual scene” is perhaps the most autistic thing I’ve ever encountered

The cam is a 600x400 india rip from some faggot with his camera and probably less than 500kb/sec bitrate

a 4K copy is 3840 x 2160 pixels and can have a bitrate of 60 mb/sec

Instead of lamely trying to invalidate others' experience of the film, why don't you go back in time and market it properly. Then everyone will have the perfect experience you had. Even better, get involved at Disney and make sure all the themes are crystal clear next time.

You're fighting an unstoppable force with this revisionism. Nothing can change the experiences we all had. On the bright side, it can still become a future cult hit.

You'll probably get a response like:
>HAAHAHHAHAHHA
>something something john wick bad cinematography
>capeshit bad
>john wick bad
>watch tlj
>tlj is filter

>marvelkino
Yikes, thanks for really proving that the last jedi is not for anyone who actually enjoys marvel flicks or john wick shit because it's actually a good film.
thank you for actually proving this.

And this is supposed to make people watch Last Jedi why?

the whole movie is campy the bad guys all wear buckets in their head
ewock leave the cute bears behind just in time for the action

>The entire plot hinged
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

maybe just maybe nobody had tried to actually do that before with their massive space shit
why are you so handcuffed to shitty OT lore?

Marvelkino lovers have higher IQ than Last Jedi shillers, thank you for actually agreeing with me on that.

You have an exquisite way with your wording that has given me an epiphany upon my fore thought regarding this piece of cinema (well, you may say “flick” now). Your critique makes me feel brighter and generally makes the palette for my taste in film feel grandeur. However, I feel a sense of malaise for other people in the room overcoming me. They all seem like such simpletons in regards to their movie viewing habits. In fact, knowing they like such wonton, blockbuster filth fills me with a superiority and disdain for how ape-like they are. How savage of these fools, and filled with pity for them I am. If only they could enjoy since avant-garde showings of artistic merits such as us, no? Ah, yes! The world would be much more joyful if it were so!

Thank you. This has truly been eye opening.

>the bad guys all wear buckets in their head
Palpatine and Jabba say hello

>while trying to not think about the plot
This has got to be ironic, right?

OP's post set the trend

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Look at the tlj subredditor trying to shit on marvelkino

No wonder, liking tlj requires little brainpower

>marvelkino lovers
>higher IQ
the only thing marvelniggers have higher iq than is the fast and furious niggers

You're posting ironically?

>>First Order stronger than ever after being beaten last movie - despite only HOURS having passed
>You mean like in fucking EMPIRE STRIKES BACK? kekeke the death star wars destroyed in ANH
Not them, but the DS was just one "ship", the Empire still had their entire fleet. TLJ is retarded and you should feel bad even for larping.

Yikes, thanks for proving that the last jedi is not for anyone who thinks defending it is ironic.
thank you for actually proving this.

Why wouldn't you want to watch a film so completely edited, directed and written by a sole soul that it has made actual basedboy manchildren cry for 2 years now and make tons of youtube videos crying when they all consume plastic marvel and star wars toys

Rian did gods work

an evil space wizard and a giant slug mobster
you are right the ewocks are too campy

I like it more than TFA, if only for the throne room scene. That's the most praise I can give it.

Fast and Furious fans are smarter than Last Jedi shills, too? I'm shocked.

>marvelkino
Lmfao look at this board in 2019
Kek Rian Johnson's the last jedi is better than all 23 marvel movies combined.

>if only for the throne room scene.
That's one of the dumbest scenes ever to exist in any film.

The First Order still had an entire fleet, The Starkiller base was just one "ship/base" that happened to be a huge planet. It didn't have all their troops or ships on it.

>>most interesting character is a man
there were no interesting characters.
>>most important actions are done by men
nothing of any import was done, the movie is slapped together filler material.
>>duh femijews are trying to brainwash me!
o don't know about the jew thing but the feminist thing is legit. this isn't me or anyone else saying this. this is literally KK, RJ, and JJ, as well as kiri heart (the lead story group writer) as saying that this is what they are overtly doing to the franchise. when all the lead creative heads of the franchise say that they are pushing a feminist narrative in the franchise I believe them, so why don't you?

Because it's not Marvelkino. Last Jedi is for people who angrily pretend they don't like Marvelkino.

>maybe just maybe nobody had tried to actually do that before with their massive space shit
There’s a 0% chance you weren’t drooling as you typed this. No one gives a shit about your extra chromosome, shit-for-brains

>because it's not marvelshit
Exactly it's actually directed by someone who makes films

Right, but Rian forgot about the lack of a time jump; at the very least, the FO should have been regrouping and planning something, not already attacking a hidden base, something that takes time.

Yikes, lmfao at your shilling failure
Marvelkino filters out assmad plebbitors like yourself.

Cope more with your shit tier common sense

>Marvelkino
Shut the fuck up, MouseCUck, your fatsuits and anus jokes are no better than NuWars

>Exactly it's actually directed by someone who makes films
Exactly, Marvelkino is actually directed by people who make kino, unlike TLJshit which is directed by a flick director.

No it was actually nice that the resistance was getting surprised attacked and JJ's base got blown up in the first five minutes

The Last Jedi is so fucking good. It's like a breathe of fresh cool morning air in cinematic form.

Marvel and TLJ are not separate fanbases.

The Last Jedi makes me feel bad after watching it. Let me tell you what I want out of a fuckin' Star Wars watchin' experience:
NOT SADNESS AND DESPAIR.

Lmfao at TLJ shills like yourself
This is proof Marvelkino filters out the assmad plebs

Marveflick directors - pander to their audience
Starkino directors - dont

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You do not believe your awful words.

>common sense
>n-nobody in the galaxy had tried this before!!1!
With embryo screening, the next generation won’t have aberrations like you, Downy

Lmfao at TLJ shills trying to cope
TLJ panders to the woke crowd
Marvelkino only sometimes panders

He doesn't, because he's a closeted Marvelkino fan

Yes they are, Marvelfags love saying Star Wars is shit now XD based MCU why isn't Star Wars doing what MCU is doing all these great EPIC MCU movies heh
Star Wars is dead Marvel Rules!!!
Rian Johnson ruined Star Wars!!!!

Aka Star Wars is cool again when Rian Johnson is helming that shit

She looks mean. I see God is punishing Rian as we speak.

>Marvelshit
>Filters
Filters out anyone with an IQ over 90, more like. Are you still laughing at “I pooped my pants!” jokes and hit-in-the-balls gags straight out of Idiocracy?

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>TLJ panders to the woke crowd
Actually they were pretty upset that MaREY sue was getting her vagina wet from Kylo and that she was an emo mess for most of the movie

I tried to like TLJ, bros, but I can't, it's just a bad film in almost every respect. It sure has the Star Wars look down, but that only makes it ever more painful because the content is sub-Star Trek Next Generation toddler plot.

Starkiller Base was literally the only thing that made the First Order a threat, though.

I like the tension of it, and I like the basic physicality of Kylo manipulating the lightsaber and the way Snoke dies. Snoke was a shit character and getting rid of him doesn't correct that, but it's one of the better scenes in the sequels so far alongside Han's death. The brawl afterward kind of shits on it, and Snoke's corpse is played for comedy, but TLJ is a terrible movie and a sequel to a similarly terrible movie.

if you are even thinking about star trek when watching any star wars film, especially the last jedi there's a problem
the last jedi was nice

lowest tier bait OP. You're still a fag.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Single-digit IQ TLJ fans can't handle that anyone double digit or higher is intelligent enough to understand Marvelkino
Captain Marvel was a better female lead than Rey

That's disgusting. You seem like a nice guy, would you mind saying some explicitly negative things about star wars top brass and bob iger? To show you're not a shill. It's hard to converse in good faith otherwise.

>I like the tension of it
What tension? Rian didn't yell cut and retake scenes because he's a hack, so we have one of the guards changing his attack mid-swing because Daisy forgot to duck. It fucking sucks.

>Snoke's corpse is played for comedy
Oh it was funny, in the way that the naked hobo with a Fisher Price piano on his head is funny.

Just like that death star wars their only threat? in IV and V?

Oh wait Vader was a threat for the Empire in V and Kylo was a threat for the resistance in VIII

Makes you think

the last jedi was nice inferior copying of marvelkino

What did you like about that scene? It was one of the worst in the movie.

I unironically agree with you

The Last Jedi is a Next Generation film all the way, change the names of the characters and removes references to the Force and you have Nemesis basically.

>imaginary things that didn't happen

>would you mind saying some explicitly negative things about star wars top brass and bob iger
Rian Johnson is the only filmmaker and person of worth they have hired for Star Wars

JJ Abrams is a hack, Garreth Edwards is a bigger hack and Ron Howard is even a bigger hack than them both.

Thanks mate, I like you.

>Brags about having a double digit IQ
Yep, you’re a MCU fan, alright
>Captain Marvel was a better female lead than Rey
Don’t know or care bc I didn’t watch that dreck because I have testosterone levels above 300 ng/dL. Drink bleach

The film's plot makes no sense. Ships can't jump to lightspeed for no reason and suddenly fuel is an issue. X-Wings in RotJ can jump to lightspeed, yet X-Wings in TLJ need to get to mommy ship.

>The film's plot makes no sense
Another fucking plotfag
Holee fucking shit this is a fucking samurai, western space fantasy

>Yep, you’re a MCU fan, alright
I accept your agreement that I have superior intelligence than you.
>Don’t know or care bc I didn’t watch that dreck because I have testosterone levels above 300 ng/dL. Drink bleach
TLJ was confirmed to decrease testosterone over time, your boasting is meaningless. You can watch Marvelkino to get your testosterone level high again.

>What tension?
Kylo slowly turning the lightsaber. The fight afterwards isn't good, as I already said.
See The surrounding scenes aren't any good, but I legitimately can't think of anything in the movie that's better save for maybe Luke winking at Threepio. Adam Driver as Kylo is the only thing good about these movies.

>movies don't need coherent plots
You fools really want people to turn their brains off, don't you?

If your taste is the opposite of Yea Forums you're doing something right.

>TLJ shill complaining that people need a plot
Proof that Marvelkino filters out TLJ brainlets

>Kylo slowly turning the lightsaber
How is that tension? We all knew what was going to happen, he was going to turn against Stupid Name Not Emperor, instead he killed him immediately. OOOOoooohhhh such kino.

>Marvelshit
>Testosterone level high
Oxymoronic
TLJ sucks btw, as does all Disney quipshit

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine being such a double digit brainlet to think plot is any way important to a film

Are you implying that westerns lack plot? Do you feel lightheaded? More than usual, I mean.

You sound like you need to watch Thor: Love and Thunder in order to increase your testosterone. Avoid watching Last Jedi, tho

You're the worst troll online. And not entertaining or funny. You should feel rotten, like TLJ.

No thanks, Rabbi
Keep your cringe women empowerment lectures to yourself, mouthbreather

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That's why Marvelkino connoisseurs have superior taste to the subplebbitor shills that mindlessly consume The Last Jedi.

I didn't say it was kino. Can you read? But it's more tension than anything else in the movie or TFA (again, save for maybe Han's death which was much more predictable than Snoke's).

>Just like that death star wars their only threat? in IV and V?
But it wasn't. The empire controlled most of the galaxy, with massive amounts of influence, resources, manpower, everything. The Death Star simply made them even more threatening than they already were. The same does not apply to the first order, who absolutely needed Starkiller Base because it was literally the only thing making them threatening.

>It's a tumblrite upset about Jewish people

I'm implying that in terms of fantasy thinking about the plot is the most mental midget handicap you can impose on yourself.

>atmopshere, tone, themes
>acting, dialogue, mise-en scene
>visuals, soundtrack, editing
all more important than your shitty plot
all you wanted was luke to act the fucking same as ROTJ get fucked

Starkiller base blew up the republic in TFA, they literally ruled the galaxy with an iron fist again, at least instilled terror on most of the galaxy

I didn't say you said it was, Chester.
>But it's more tension
No, fool. There's no tension because Rey is perfect and cannot fail, so there was zero chance that Kylo wasn't going to help her out. Anyone with any sense (anyone that isn't you) could see where that scene was going a mile away, so there was no tension.

Based and redpilled
He's right even if he might be a marvelfag pleb, plot literally doesn't fucking matter at all really

if you think it does you should just watch television shows and nolan flicks that hold your hand and give you exposition

Not including plot TLJ scores a generous 4/9 in your own system.
Atmosphere, tone, acting, dialogue and soundtrack are not kino.

>>atmopshere, tone, themes
>>acting, dialogue, mise-en scene
>>visuals, soundtrack, editing
All of that is in service of nothing without a good plot, dumbfuck.

>If you recognize that Marvelshit is trash, you’re Tumblr
How do you even remember to breathe?

>He's right even if he might be a marvelfag pleb, plot literally doesn't fucking matter at all really
Consider kys. Good troll, dough.

Predict the response!
>plot not matter
>hostile aggression toward anyone that dares criticize TLJ
>complain about marvel
>complain about john wick
>complain about nolan
>complain about anyone except for rian johnson
>some HAHAHAHAH
>some buzzword like cringe or lmfao or some other shit

>Starkiller base blew up the republic in TFA
And then it immediately got blown up itself.

I just remember that I'm not a shill for TLJ and that makes me remember to breathe.

>all you wanted in a secuel was the same characters as before
well no shit
you keep the characters
this isnt even plot brainlet

Characters don't matter, Marvelshit pleb.

sure thing buffoon
is this your idea of fun?
pretending or revealing you are an idiot online?

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ME JUST SPEND TIME WATCHING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>All of that is in service of nothing without a good plot
The plot of the last jedi is literally George Lucas' idea for episode VII

And the FO still had an entire fleet including snokes ship and the dreadnaught

>I didn't say you said it was
>OOOOoooohhhh such kino.
Alright I guess. I just want to make it clear it's not particularly great or clever, just better than everything surrounding it.
>Rey is perfect and cannot fail.
The tension comes from Kylo and Driver, not Rey. Obviously Rey isn't going to die, and it's obvious Kylo isn't going to try to kill her. Tension involves structure, not just predictability. Vader's conflict while Luke gets tortured also has tension even if the outcome is obvious.

You should post this anytime the Rian shill posts a thread or shows up in one. He'll love it!

So my theory is that all these threads are made by a single troll who loves getting ((you))s from irate Star Wars fans.

>he plot of the last jedi is literally George Lucas' idea for episode VII
Not really. Very loosely sort of.

That's an unbelievable theory, OP.

>The tension comes from Kylo and Driver
I grant you that I feel some tension when Driver is on screen because he's incredibly ugly to be starring in a feature film.

>you keep the characters
No you evolve them

ITT: guys who need to get their dicks wet and jerk off to ryan gosling kissing a hologram think they can make anything even 1/10000th as good as Rian Johnsonkino

Which is absolutely nothing compared to what the empire had.

>very loosely
>Jedi Killer demolishes Lukes temple, he is a hermit on an island, a force sensitive grill visits him
Okay then

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Based, disney shills are now at war with each other.
Nu-wars is shit
mcu is mostly shit

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>why you no listen???
Great troll thread.

All Star Wars movies are garbage.

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Sounds like you need to watch more Marvelkino instead of testosterone-reducing Johnsonflicks.

>you evolve them
no shithead you dont give the version you pull out of your ass of the characters
why make a sequel in the first place then

I don't make all these threads, but when I do rarely come here to grace this board with my presence, it is felt big time. I'm a big shitposter.

I love getting ((((yous)))) from last jedi haters because then never understood star wars or cinema

and the need to stick to john wick shit or marvel it's more their speed

youtube.com/watch?v=juJ0KyZH4cc

jedi killer?

>I love getting ((((yous)))) from last jedi haters because then never understood star wars or cinema

Why don't you understand Star Wars or Cinema?

>All Disney Star Wars movies except Solo are garbage.
ftfy

That's the sign OP is losing, when he has to resort to anime reaction images and scream that everything sucks.

Lmao

Garbage flicks that The Last Jedi is ONE THOUSAND times better than

Terminator 2
Aliens
Mad Max Fury Road
Avengers Endgame
Thor 3
Black Panther
The Dark Knight
Man of Steel
BVS
Avatar
True Lies
Every X-men movies
John Wick 1 2 3
IT and IT chapter 2

Kylo Ren killed them younglings

Yikes, the rianshill is getting more upset and listing random movies for no reason. This is why you need to watch more Marvelkino, so you don't end up like him

>Terminator 2
>Aliens
Shut. Your whore mouth.

Both of you shut the fuck up.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Go back to watching Marvelshit
TLJ isn't for you

I'm not OP. Star Wars is trash.

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It's true, watching Captain Marvel, Black Panther and all the Thor Marvelkinos alone will bring back all the testosterone you lost when watching Last Jedi and Looper.

I don't watch capeshit, not modern anyway, and no shit TLJ isn't for me. It's like Rian hates Star Wars and wanted to fuck it up. Fuck him, I hope his dick stops getting hard and he can never find a lover again.

>I'm not OP.
Says OP.

Terminator 2 and Aliens are worse than The Last Jedi, Prometheus and Alien Covenant by 15,000 leagues.

James Cameron - stinky poo poo man
Rian Johnson and Ridley Scott - diamonds in the rough

>Crying marvelshitter can't cope with rian's genius

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You must be 18 years of age to post on 4channel.

BASED

Yikes sounds like rianshill went off the deep end into subplebbit territory. Thanks for proving that Marvelkino is for genius and that TLJ is for the mentally ill.

Star Wars "fans" are retarded. As soon as the new movie isn't exactly what they wanted, it's automatically the worst movie ever made. Then another one comes along and takes over the spot as the worst, while they start praising the earlier ones. Just look at all the people suddenly defending the prequels that were objectively worse in most aspects. Ten years from now, we'll be seeing the same praise for this trilogy.

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I'm over 10 years older than your stipulations, which is why I know that James Cameron is a fucking hack and aliens is fucking weak shit and only the first terminator was good.

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Disney shills can't focus on Golden Lion Kino Joker anymore without getting btfo'd nonstop.
Now this is the only way they can get anyone talk about their shitty movies is by flinging shit at each other.

You must be 18 years of age to post on 4channel.

You're right, which is why we need to kick out all those retarded star wars fans to marvel island for good.

Disney shills on Yea Forums are probably in civil war.

James Cameron has as much directing ability in his entire body as Rian Johnson has in his pinky fingernail.

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You're right, watching Marvelkino would be a benefit to Star Wars fans, including the ones that claim they liked The Last Jedi.

I said both of you shut up. TLJ is shit and so is the MCU.

That shitty joker movie directed by the hangover director won the Golden Lion? Lmao awards literally mean jack shit today

And Rian Johnson has as much directing ability in his entire body as Joss Whedon has in one of the hairs in his beard.

It was definitely better than TFA but again, this is not a Star Wars film, it's fan fiction.

Maybe if you let more Joss Whedon Marvelkinos into your life you wouldn't be so upset.

Our scanning devices say that you are not the age you say. Also, blue dye on black hair. lol

Hey boomer Aliens and Terminator 2 are legit pleb flicks, sorry you are constantly only liking dogshit

No wonder you hate The Last Kino

They're excellent pleb flicks, man.

People hate Star Wars: The Last Flick because it's an inferior copy of Marvelkinos, so of course Cameron fans would also hate it.

>They're excellent plebshits
Right

Glad we finally agree.

Mark Hamill, Adam Driver and even Daisy Ridley, under Rian's direction, all gave better performances in The Last Jedi than anyone has ever given in those shitty marvel flicks.

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I agree, Marvelkinos are superior.

Marvelkinos elevates quipping to an art form, something The Last Flick can't even do.

Fuck off Rian, no one likes your movie.

average flick its a 6-7 at best

At this point, yes. I used to be a rabid SW fan, and I don't watch capeshit and I am sure that the correct answer is yes.

>Marvelkinos elevates quipping to an art form, something The Last Flick can't even do.
"Do you have something, a towel or something you can put on?"

That's better than every marvel quip

>average .500
>6 or 7 out of 10
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Yeah it's so good it sunk the franchise

Tlj fags cannot despute this

It has good acting, but the plot, editing, and direction are atrocious.

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>An inferior copy of a Marvelkino quip is better than every marvel quip

Looks like The Last Flick gave you brain damage.

Look. It would have been a good start had it ended 20 minutes earlier. And the fact that they completely mangled Lukes character. He was a cheap trope in the original versions, but at least a convincing one. He wasn't in TLJ. He could have, but the explanation was very weak.

I predict the Rian shill will claim that Luke is in character, and give flimsy reasons while attacking you for writing that post.

yeah my favorite part part of the movie was Benicio Del Toro. when is character started talking like a lispy stuttering faggot was when i knew this movie was breaking new strides. he really showed us his acting chops.

>copy
Prove it

>but the plot
OH BOY here WE GO ...AGAIN

>the direction is atrocious
>it has good acting
Pick one kek

Luke was never perfect and he was never actually fully trained. He acts exactly like we know him from IV and V, the meat of Star Wars.

That's why Guardians of the Galaxy and Infinity War had better acting from him.

>>the direction is atrocious
>>it has good acting
>Pick one kek
You might be a literal child. One can have good aspects and negative aspects in a piece of art, user. Yes, the acting is fine, but the motivations are crap.

The directing and acting is literally on point

>Pick one kek
>>the direction is atrocious
Ok, I pick that one

Rian clearly made even Daisy into a competent actress for one movie. He made the acting good because he was directing his movie that he wrote.

The acting and the look are on point, while the direction is selfish experimentation on what should have been a smash hit with fans.

>average flick its a 6-7 at best

That's just it. It's completely average. I was actually disappointed because I watched it hoping for an absolute shitfest to laugh at.

TLJ will be the only film that is even discussed in 10 or 15 years from the ST.

Nothing selfish about making a film that isn't a smash hit with fans when the smash hit with fans was just the force awakens and it was a fucking reboot and 1:1 remake essentially

It was kino and you all know it.

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>TLJ will be the only film that is even discussed in 10 or 15 years from the ST.
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Yes, Marvelkino was kino and we all know it. Too bad Star Wars: The Last Flick can't compete with the intellectual standards of Marvelkino.

this is actually a very good point. Follow my train of thought here guys

if most men and most women are fucking idiots, then isn't their majority opinion usually wrong? Thus making this new trilogy the best one?

Nope, because most people outside of here think the prequel trilogy is the worst, thus making it better than the sequels and the OT.

It's beautiful how it triggered all neckbeards on Earth at once

>most people outside of here think the prequel trilogy is the worst
that...that can't be

I liked that it triggered them into blindly defending it.

They don't defend what they hate

>Captain Emotionless
>Black Simba
>The Boring Thor: The Boring World
>testosterone
This is what MCUfags really believe

based

i think that the last jedi is a bad film

>lowest quality bait possible
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listen mate i think you're being a tad harsh

>253 posts
>53 posters
>some of them possibly using different IPs

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Yes, that is what intellectuals aka MCU connoisseurs really believe, did watching The Last Flick lower you IQ to single digits?

OP does.