Disney killed Star Wars!

...

Suggesting that the park is failing because they don't have dudes in Darth Vader costumes walking around seems a stretch. It's probably just shit.

>>Why would you pay one hundred dollars to wait in line for 5 hrs?
Is the ride Park Rey?

>here's proof of the huge lines
>literally a picture with no people in it

how many brain cells do i need to lose to be a disney shill for free?

>dobson.gif

>inflated

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I wouldn't, because it's $200, not $100

>dobson

imagine giving a shit

Companies arent your friends user

Lines? I thought these bozos just used an app to claim a spot “in line” and walk around the park and did other shit until it was about their time to get their place on the ride?

>the son of dob

Doesnt every new ride have a 5 hour wait for the first few months?

To prove you are the biggest Star Wars fan and to prost to reddit for karma

Are you calling us television celibates?

can someone post cringe pictures/ comics of dobson? I lost my file.

> Wait times on the early hours of opening day with Mousefags crawling over each other to buy exclusive merchandise and steal sporks to resell means something.

Back in your trap, Mouse.

I guess Disney got pissed that people were stealing their cool sporks from the restaurant

how the fuck does dobson still exist

how has his overinflated sense of self not caused him to spiral into depression and kill himself

fucking natural selection, do your goddamn job

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This triggers the Mouse.

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The only thing I can think of is that he's actually making these threads and seeing people respond makes him feel like someone important, because we know he won't get anything close to that feeling somewhere else

>Anecdotal evidence as to why an obvious failure isn't a failure

Left-Wing people deserve poverty.

ur a fgt

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Except that at no time was the wait lines that long.

t. Disney worker who was laid off since sales are so bad.

I was just there Monday night and it was hovering around 25-35 minutes. And seeing how the ride was at 300 Minutes at 5:30 in the fucking morning I'm guessing they did what they always do and inflate the wait times drastically. Universal still does this with Hagrid.

t . jew propaganda

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>Son of Dob

>furry
>walt disney LAND

Dobson is the Mendleson of... twitter?

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Great ride but it only opens later in the day due to technical problems.

I can't imagine shilling for a soulless multi-billion dollar company. Likely for free, no less.

is he a jannie?

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horde*

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>Dobson

AhahahahahahahahahahahahahHHhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Faggot

>periodic table?

Why does he make me so angry

I could forgive his other transgressions against humanity were it not for him actually thinking lady in the water is shamylans best film.

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I tried that ride in Disneyland in July (the park was slightly less busy than normal but my god Galaxy's Edge was dead), and it fucking sucks. It's ONLY fun if you're the pilot. The other jobs you just push light up buttons and have to sit at a totally fucked angle.

Imagine not understanding the appeal of sports.

>he likes Voyager
>he likes ENSIGN KIM

Jesus Fucking Christ, even the actor hated his own role. What kind of brain damage are we talking here?

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still not sure i'd wait 5 hours for that

90% chance that this guy is a pedophile

Why are some people so compelled to garble corporate cock all the time?

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Why would anyone want to defend any company that doesn't even acknowledge them? Is Dobson getting paid for it? It really baffles the mind

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holy shit, what a tool

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With the Fastpass, you won't have to wait.

>getting bullied throughout highschool
Do Americans seriously "bully" each other at 18?

does he classify as a normie? I honestly can't tell in today's society

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>fast pass rey
thats a no from me dawg

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>clearly uncomfortable around trannies and gays
>but condemns people who insult trannies or gays

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>tshirt that says pizza
I think you mean 190%

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i like this one

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>kid doesn't know who Mario is

quite sad

dobson and moviebob are two guys who have retarded opinions about so many things it's baffling

People liking Galaxy's Edge doesn't necessarily mean that they like the new movies.
It's possible for someone to not have even watched the new movies, but still want to go build their own lightsaber.

paying 100 dollars to wait in a 5hr line for a 5 minute ride. Tell me again who the real loser is?

Imagine being at computers

>needs a thesaurus to understand a simile with such vocabulary as "dying", "apple", "red" and "wine".

Disney prefers various minorities in 80s Michael Jackson clothes with various extreme hair colors to aliens and droids, I mean godamn did Disney get way off base from what makes the IP popular

>This is what Yea Forumscels

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NO GAME!! HA HA HA

Nice forced pun

>OP uses Dobson as evidence

Is this peak COPE?

you guys are getting paid?

What is this "controversy" he keeps bringing up?

He is fake and it is probably your psycho sensor going off

ANSWER ME GODDAMMIT

Faggot

Hell I'd build a lightsaber. Only thing stopping me is I heard they break shortly after leaving the park.

Its like going to Starbucks exclusively and arguing it is better because of some bad coffee shops. No amount of variation in quality will make a difference, he only cares for the most prepackaged product with a gloss of higher quality

>no actual queue in image
>just an electronic sign
I'd say he's inflating the number of people who're actually there.

Disney probably asked their family members to go stand in line and/or filled the lines with cardboard cutouts of people.

he's a sick degenerate who draws inflation and other fetish artwork
Then he turns around and draws shit like pic related (minus the loss panel obv.) where he pretends he's some protector of women and champion of feminism. He's become a meme because he's the ultimate example of fedora wearing cuck pretending to be a brave paladin for women.

there's another edit of the comic in pic related where the last panel is an actual photograph from the con he attended before writing it, in the photograph a Power Girl cosplayer is smiling and posing for photographs while a fedora-wearing Dobson sits alone at a table with nobody interested in him.

fucking pic didn't come up for some reason

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>dresses up as powergirl with huge cleavage
>embarrassed when a dude tries to photograph her
what did she expect was going to happen? why cosplay?

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Is he still using that mac from 2007?

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dont you know the procedures? gotta pay up before you take pictures of cosplayers

standard beta cuck feminist shit; women need protecting and if they don't think they need protecting it's because the patriarchy has warped their minds
fat fuck dobson with his fedora and baseball bat will save them (and get a kiss from fair maiden for his efforts ecks dee)

It's the kind of shit you dream up when you're 13 and can't get attention from the girls in class, this dude is in his 40's I think.
And then he makes shit like where he talks like he has some kind of authority to tell other men how to act.

STAH WAHS GOOD

fucking beat me to it

some alternate text:
>got super rich from doing a few months work and can now milk it for life by doing convention appearances and signing autographs
for all of them

oh, these poor poor millionaires!

He hates orcs? Huh?

Don't even know if he is human

...

why did he make the chinaman look even worse

didn't he also make a comic about how he doesn't like going to cons and having to interact with people?

STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
STAH WAHS GOOD, STWONG WOMEN AND WEYLO
STAH WAHS BAD, NO WIKEY WUKE SKYWALKAH
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
YUMMY YUMMY, ME EAT HAPPY MEAL FOH THE STAH WAHS TOY
ME BUY STAH WAHS ACTION FIGURES
ME PWAY STAH WAHS VIDEO GAMES
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
GIANT WAZERS AND WIGHTSABER FIGHTS! WE WUV THEM!
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
OWIGINALS GOOD, PWEQUELS BAD
WAIT NO ACTUALLY PWEQUELS GOOD
STAH WAHS ALL GOOD
STAH WAHS SEQUEWS GOOD CAUSE STWONG WOMEN
STAH WAHS SEQUEWS BAD CAUSE ES JAY DOUBWEYEWS
ME WUV GEOWGE WUCAS
ME HATE GEOWGE WUCAS
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
ME WATCH STAH WAHS CAHTOONS
ME WUV STAH WAHS SO MUCH
ME KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO “JOHN WILLIAMS IS THE MAN” BECAUSE ME JUST WUV STAH WAHS
OH BOY! TIME TO WATCH MORE STAH WAHS MOVIES
ME WATCH CWONE WAHS
ME WATCH STAH WAHS WEBEWS
ME WATCH STAH WAHS HOWWIDAY SPECIAW
ME WATCH EWOK ADVENTUWES
ME WATCH STAH WAHS MACHETE ORDER
ME WATCH STAH WAHS WEVISITED
ME WATCH STAH WAHS DESPECIAWIZED
ME GO TO STAH WAHS CONVENTION AND WUN AWOUND DWESSED AS STAH WAHS CHAWACTUH
YAAAAY! ME BUY MOWE PWASTIC CWAP SHAPED WIKE STAH WAHS CHAWACTUH
ME WANT STAH WAHS FUNKO POPS
ME BUY STAH WAHS TOYS
STAH WAHS WEGOS
STAH WAHS
I’M GONNA BEND OVER AND PUT IN MY STAH WAHS BUTTPWUG WHILE I WATCH!
ME JUST WUV STAH WAHS
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
ME WANNA SUCK HAN SOWOS COCK CUZ ME WUV STAH WAHS SO MUCH
I DONT WIKEY A POWITICIAN ON TV, I’M GONNA COMPARE HIM TO DARTH VADUH (DUH BAD GUY FWOM STAH WAHS)
ME SPEND AWWWWWW DAY WATCHING STAH WAHS MOVIES AND CARTOONS
ONWY BOOKS I WIKE AW STAH WAHS BOOKS
I SAY I PWACTICE JEDIISM CAUSE ME WUV STAH WAHS
ME DWESS UP AS KYWO WEN FOR HAWWOWEEN AND GO TWIK OR TWEETING
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
OH I LOVE STAH WAHS SO MUCH IM GONNA MASTUHBATE TO CARREY FISHER BIKINI AND IMAGINE US DOING COKE TOGEVVUH
ME FOURTY YEARS OWD
ME NEVER GWOW UP
ME STAY WIDDLE KID FOWEVUH
ME JUST SPEND TIME WATCHING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>dislikes
>negativity
as if it wouldn't be clear enough already that this dipshit has no sense of self-awareness whatsoever.

Dobson is still a thing?
He still hasn’t killed himself?

i went last month, it was crowded but it wasn't Disney-crowded. overall i thought it was very underwhelming (very gray, grim, and needlessly bleak) but they did do one thing ABSOLUTELY RIGHT:

they brought back R-3X as the DJ of the cantina

>Cloud
>emo
He literally never even touched ff7 let alone played it.

i have an idea how to liven up the place

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holy shit what a blast from the past

ALL OF THE DAY

only one that isn't garbage

I like how you can see how he evolved through making these different sections.

The first section at least attempts to be humorous. I can very well see how he thought people will laugh their socks off to his asian space barbarian samurai joke. Then he goes on and kinda understands that it's pretty hard to make up something funny and clever, so he just draws himself making exaggerated reactions and hopes this light-hearted stuff will pass as comedy. Then he realised his last material was weak as a comic and tries a mixture of being silly and "serious" and it's an outright mess. He probably won't be making more of these unless he suddenly and accidentally thinks of something he thinks is wickedly clever.

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>this amount of strawmanning
is this satirical? is Dobson actually Kelly's alter ego?

>send request
every time

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Sucks being such a Chad and being shut down just for talking to people, talk about living in a society huh lads

Didn't he get cucked by that bully?

>he was also the one who kept my unwanted "nickname" alive year after year
What is it Yea Forums?

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>carnivaleposting

holy shit

>Dobson falling for the oldest marketing trick in the book without even seeing any crowds
Inflating ride line times so people feel good when things go quicker is used all the time. Where Disney fucked up is by assuming it was one of the rides popular enough for people to think it might be worth it.
What an absolute brainlet this inflated potato is.

My guess is
>faggot
But would it be really that unwanted in case of Dobson?

>5'6''
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Furries: I'm not one
>Alter ego "The Blue Bear"

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>society

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>boo hoo I got bullied in high school
who didn't, move on with your life for christsake

Please tell me this photo is from the very same con Dobson took "inspiration" from.

where are Dob's legs?

>send request

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The furry sent this dude the friend request and frames it like this. That's the joke with this guy.

You ever have something almost funny/interesting happen to you then later on at the water cooler you fabricate some of it just for an interesting but of banter? Yeah that's this whole dudes life.

>bully

Clearly sounds like it was just 50% harmless banter and 50% Dobson paranoia

>toxic culture of men trying to pick up women
so how exactly is one supposed to get a gf?

>send request

a timeless classic

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Go back from whence you came, Terry. No one cares.

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ALL OF THE DAY BROOOO

>Clearly sounds like it was just 50% harmless banter and 50% Dobson paranoia
And some dude asking a girl out and getting together with said girl which happens to be the school creep/loser's target of obession.

This is a Big Bang Theory and Boomer comic crossover

Anyone got the Pic with the guy who knew dobson in high school?

This fucking retard doesn't understand the concept of tech limitations.

he got what he fucking deserved

Dobson has never in his entire life or time on the Internet been right about anything. He has the worst possible opinions and the narrowest of tunnel vision. Even if his claims were supported by empirical evidence, which they are not, why would he be right now?

>he doesn't know about the wheelchair

I like how the only reason he switched to his current furfag avatar is that he got tired of everyone pointing out he kept drawing himself with too much hair.

imagine the toll this Florida weather of some 90°F and 100% humidity takes on Rey and how hot and sweaty and uncomfortable she must be and how bad she must smell

>Dobson

Dobson! We've got Dobson here!
See, nobody cares.

>Star Wars Land has people in it now!
>THAT MEANS EVERYONE LOVES THE LAST JEDI
Soicreatures actually believe this.

>mock comic con
>Minicon
>They never did that when I attended

Lying or faulty memory?

MCAD had a yearly comic sale event.
Comic artists also had the opportunity to sell their work at the annual art Fair.
There were also comic/print sale events attached to special lectures like Schoolgirls in Mobilesuits.
Not to mention the annual comic anthology published by Comic Heads.
That's just to name a few off the top of my head.

I never saw Dobson at a single one of these events.
Now MCAD has yet another sales/publishing event. Why are you bemoaning that Dobbles? It's not like you would have attended as a student.

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It's remarkable how one man can have so many bad takes.

He's the Mendelson of cartoons.

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The Conduit online was a massive broken mess, especially when exploits were used constantly to either get missle spam or invincibility.

must be double fake out controlled opposition psyop or some shit
you're not gonna catch me cia niggers

IIRC there's fastpass, fastpass+, the band that tracks your movements throughout the park and tells staff your name and shit, and I think some vacation package that lets you pick what rides you want like months in advance

it all ends the same though
>pick a ride
>get a fastpass for 7 hours from now
>meanwhile go get on a different ride
>that's got a wait just as long
>so you get a fastpass for 8 hours from now for this ride after your other ride
>stuck in a perpetual loop of getting passes to ride hours later while you spend a fortune at the restaurants in shops because that's all you can do right away

I'd also like to know

>Please hire me Disney

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Holy shit based Dobson truly is this boards kryptonite. The salt levels and seething are amazing. Him and contrapoints I swear

Out of all the things you could pin twilight on, I don't think "sex is evil" has anything to do with them, was it really said in the movies?

well anyone who spouts that much diarrhea is probably a natural enemy of all of mankind

The Argument the movie made a lot of money is worthless nowadays.
People view going to see a movie as a day out. Movies are fairly expensive to see but not enough to actually annoy people into not going. A familiar brand will always make money regardless of quality

>5'6

>traces AND shills

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Post the tweet he sent to Zelda Williams. The dumbest, most pointless thing he did.

>creeps out women to the point of them needing to say it
>the toxic culture of men asking out women
Why are male feminists always the creepiest people on earth?

Except Dobson isn't based

>Be Dobson
>First serious GF you have is a jew
>Jews don't celebrate Christmas
>This triggers Dobson to no end
>Draw some antisemetic art and show it to your GF.
Dobson should be a Tv-show.

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Building your own lightsaber actually sounds interesting

Belive it or not, it's just "Hat andy" because Dobson was starting to bald in his final year of High School and started to wear a Fedora.

call me when they make the reys wear slave bikinis

My friend did Dobson fan art of the Yuri chick just to piss Dobson off. Sadly she got blocked pretty fast.

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>ywn beat the shit out of Dobson with your chad friends

Why even live bros

The artwork in question.

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>Hat Andy
>bullying
kek

user that is some great stuff does she have more?

I'm sure it was less the sexual content and more the actual talent your friend possesses as an artist that Dobson will never come close ot having that pissed him off.

Also, knowing a girl drew the smut makes it hotter for some reason.

That's actually really good

Umm, sweatie. It's current year. A female won't ever wear slave bikini for you. If anything, Park Rey will make you wear one.

>People who follow The Parks

faggots

Why is this man so terrified of growing up?

Based

What does carnivale have to do with Dobson?

I don't get it, what was antisemitic about the drawing? What's a draidle?

His sense of popularity is overinflated and based off a single observation
Shits dead as hell now

I fucking hate the way this gigantic homo draws eyebrows.

Bait. Even the msm are reporting that Star Wars is in freefall as a franchise.

I doubt a Draidle would do it, not im thinking something more along the big nosed kike theme.

But all he described was one of his characters wearing a santa hat and having the draidle, whatever that is, say merry christmas.

user I literally currently work at Hollywood Studios and it's like a 3 hour wait right now

that would be unironically based

This guy is desperate to be relevant and you retards feed his desire.

>Imagine being called bigoted, racist, misogynists for 2 years because you didn't like a bad movie, only for a mouseshill to say you're are the one with the problem.
Heh.

Yes, the average person loves Star Wars, and that's fine if they like it, but that's not the point. The crime here is that Disney traded their already loyal fanbase for a new casual one, as every fucking franchise does these days, and that it why they are bitter with it.

>What's a draidle?
Jewish Beyblade.

>What's a draidle?
For Dobson? A synonym of butt-plug right now.

>The park's one ride has a long wait

That makes me actually wanna visit Galaxy's Edge.

What a load of tosh, "this mess was all planned from the start" yeah right.

I don't know about Rey but Tran didn't delete her instagram because of harassment

Get back to me about wait times in a week or three.

> dobson thread?
Dobson thread.

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based

Lost them to the beetus

A dreidel is a Jewish die. It's four sided and spins like a top instead of rolls. There is a children's came associated with it that's traditionally played around Hanukkah.

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>Park Rey will make you wear one.
Preferable

Does the average person actually like new star wars? I genuinely don't know anybody who enjoys the new movies

*game
lel

Some sort of a mutated malformed version of schadenfreude, he takes pleasure that normal people are disgusted by him and thinks he has an army of lgbt furries on his side.

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So what the hell is so offensive about this then? I legit don't understand why he made such a big deal out of his drawing. What the fuck.

Big ongoing franchises like these never bomb, no matter how shit they are.

Delusional asides from the disney doesn't give a fuck about fans part

How come did he try his best to trace all pictures 1:1 but purposefully tried un-aping the top right nigger?

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Rockin Roller Coster? Tower of Terror? Slinky Dog Coaster? Star Tours?

he's afraid of the masks

I work in a big IT company, so pretty much a designated workplace for nerds with some healthy mixture of non-technical normies to do the crappy work. Here's how it goes:
>old-time SW fans hate it
>casual SW fans would probably say they liked it at a time, but soon stopped caring whatsoever
>literally one fucking person used to defend this shitfest like crazy (for barely veiled political reasons), but in time he just stopped giving a fuck
>random people who aren't SW fans lost all the interest that was gained during the TFA premiere
But here's the best story I've got.
>a female co-worker
>smart, but somewhat indoctrinated with current politics (mostly le feminism)
>heard about le stronk female characters and kinda believed in the narration that only incels have TLJ
>she finally watched it with her kids who actually liked TFA
>she hated every single second of it and thought all the females in the movie were retarded
>her older kid (8 yo or so) didn't like it
>her younger kid (3 yo) found it boring and went asleep
This is SW right now. Shitty movies made by nobodies for nobody. I don't think anyone beyond twitter bluemarks and reylo faggots unironically like it.

I think the idea is that he wants to do Christmas stuff but he's "forced" to do kike stuff. I'd probably think it was weird to eat matza balls and crackers or whatever the fuck they do during the holidays too but I wouldn't mope in the corner about it. Idk man he's clearly autistic or something, these comics are infuriating.

>son of dob

That's the only park ride I'd be interested in tbqh.

Black people don't want to be drawn like they actually look. Doing so is "racist" don't you know?
You have to draw them like palette swapped white people, because that is how they see themselves.
Even the "correct" ones only draw heavily mixed people basically.

Pretty much like webcomic "artists" always draw themselves more attractive than they actually are, but an entire race.

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Hot take. He did start with drawing obunga with the plan of doing them all slightly of model to hide the tracing. He then said fuck it because he knows people will call him out after he tried to sell copyrighted and traced material as his own.

>This is SW right now. Shitty movies made by nobodies for nobody. I don't think anyone beyond twitter bluemarks and reylo faggots unironically like it.

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Has Dobson threatened to cut his dick off yet? Or is he too busy defending Disney and Apple from the evil White bullies?

After Park Rey dresses me in a slave bikini, will she make me wear a collar and leash too?

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According to insider Len Testa, Falcon's ranking really low in recent guest satisfaction surveys. Of course, the fucking normies they got answering these things also seem to not care much about Tower of Terror.

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Orlly?

>11. highest
>is actually at 12
also: checked

>microwaving a raw, unwashed potato after SPRAYING it with "butter"
WTF?!

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wouldn't take it any other way, user

>off model mickey mouse
fuckign hell lmao, this guys art never improved

guy that obese probably doesn't qualify for "starving artist" no matter how shitty his food is

man, I'm only 5'6" and even I burst out laughing when I read that

that ranking order is depressing
Disney Moms are literal drones

Matza balls are for passover, for hannukah it's jelly doughnuts(not kidding)

>things I can't do
>paint
>draw

>periodic table
>can't comprehend maths
Dobson's quite picky about his science, it seems.

>Adam Jensen is watching you masturbating.jpg

Literally fake news, tranny

Dobson is the epitome of the "I fucking love science" -type. He pretends to love science because he desperately needs to feel superior to at least someone (as in, people who actually stay in shape and are healthy), but he's too fucking stupid to actually understand anything about it.

Read again, she DIDN'T delete it because of "harrassment".

He's such a massive faggot!!!FACT!!!

>A familiar brand will always make money regardless of quality
That's usually the case, but how does that explain Solo?

>Why does he make me so angry

Because you can smell that he's a bootlicking asswipe shill and a virtue signaling sexual predator!!!FACT!!!

I love the way guys like this twat ALWAYS fantasize about hitting people with baseball bats because they know they'd get fucking killed in a real fist fight. He's such a fucking pansy that he even has to use his proxy Pedobear mascot to beat someone else up for him!!!FACT!!!

This. I grew up near Disney World. The wait times have always been insanely high, even before they started packing visitors in like sardines. When I was a kid the parks probably had 1/3 of the people it does now, and I once waited 4 hours for some bullshit Toy Story ride that came out like a year before I went. Galaxy's Edge is a fucking failure

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>standard beta cuck feminist shit; women need protecting and if they don't think they need protecting it's because the patriarchy has warped their mindsfat fuck dobson with his fedora and baseball bat will save them (and get a kiss from fair maiden for his efforts ecks dee)

And if he doesn't he'll sexually assault them when they're drunk!!!FACT!!!

Do you really think he's relevant outside of Yea Forums? No one knows or cares who he is. This guy is too toxic for himself to get money from this.

Just how non-existant your T level can be?

Well when you have Harry Kim as your fav Trek character, it's bad. Very bad.

Why are we still posting about Dobson in 2019?

Cause he doesn't shut up and it's always fun to mock him.

dobson is a walking shitshow, funny no more, just interesting to watch

He hates Klingons. The most elaborate fictional race next to Tolkien's Elves. Wow.

Im uncomfortable around a lot of people, that doesn't mean I need to go around insulting them

i do that but instead of butter i use hot sauce

when i look at chris chan i think, why not dobson? dobson would actually deserve it

Then by that logic why do you care? Stop watching and letting them have you by the balls.

Doesn't Kim marry a half-klingon? Is that why he hates them, because he wanted dear old Kim for himself?

because theyre brown no less

Based. Those who complain about these new movies are in the minority.

Sex is evil? Doesn't he fuck her in twilight so hard it slams the wall?

>toon link
>brown hair

what

Dobson has literally never been right about anything so this only makes me more confident in Disney's failure.

I always thought the people in the pic were making fun of Dobson, and the comic was just a made up scenario

Dobson is a lolcow. lolcows are wrong about a lot of things this is one of them.

>paying money for the privilege of getting to pay more money
We deserve a nuclear holocaust

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No, but there is an episode where one wants to bang him, but Neelix wants her and Harry lets Neelix act like Harry pissed him off to make Harry look like a wuss in front of her so Neelix can fuck her. No wonder Dobson likes him so much.

>guy teases you over your crappy deviant art drawings and then by chance asks the girl you've been staring at across the room out
>move across the country and go into some kind of exile because of how "traumatic" it is

actual autism or something

So even in his self portrait he’s overweight and balding

>Autism
Autists are numb to, not hypersensitive to emotions.

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I admire that honesty though. Its like hes accepted hes one of the bald short fat artists of history not sombody who will ever get laid for the reason that a girl finds him attractive.

I've never seen Dobson make a post that wasn't obnoxious and wrong

i was there less than a week after opening. wait time was 40min. Flight of Passage at Pandora was over 2 hours. land was empty (mostly due to the hurricane) and i thought it was underwhelming.

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>universal is working on Nintendo Land as we speak
Disney is finished

That drawing in no way properly represents how fat he is. The biggest lie is that his head and neck are defined when in reality they are one in the same.

>honesty
He's drawing himself way more flattering than he actually is. Everyone was giving him shit for it which forced him to switch to the furfag persona to hide it.

Depends on the kind of autism and what triggers their behavior, I saw a kid in school once with a gen 1 anime pokemon shirt and both liked the graphic and thought it was ballsy he was wearing it, so as I passed I said "nice shirt dude".

Like a year later I found out that kid came to hate me immensely even though we barely spoke, and fixated on observing me and saying bad shit about me, all because he took it as me insulting him. In hindsight it probably did come off that way, but that was our ONLY interaction through school. In fact he swears to this day I was one of his "bullies" in highschool.

Honestly had I known what a sperg he was I just might have been his school bully but most normal people and "chads" or whatever find that type of fixation petty and tiring.

Getting fucked with by actual delinquents ain't a fun time though for sure

I ended up working for a hotel in the area and they are putting me though training to be the night manager.

This.
New Ride System Looks Like Mario Kart for Super Nintendo World - ParksNews

youtube.com/watch?v=wFQYEi-EauY

Just the video about the rumored ride has over 200.000 views. LOL

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TFA made 1.6 billion. TLJ made 0.7 billion, less than half. Typically a series should increase not decrease its box office numbers as it goes along. Once ROS numbers come in we will get the clear picture

Imagine Nintendo putting out a shitty game with a female Mario clone called Martina and building a theme park based on her character and her black best friend Luigina.

I guarantee you he spent half the week preceding this on Twitter telling everyone he was going instead of just going, helping out and then leaving.

>5'6''
Okay I understand now

Bullying only happens in middle school. In high school the retards become drug addicts and drop out, and the people who stay stick to their friend group. If you get “bullied” in high school, you probably were being a fucking loser or annoying cunt and deserved it.

300 minutes is like the average peak waiting time for rides on a busy day at Disney land

Typical Dobson blowing things way out of proportion again.

>Posts picture of waiting time
>Doesn't posts pic of actual people waiting in line
Because there's nobody.
Disney damage control is real, REEEEEEEEAL

Well duh, Dobson is a fucking retard.

underrated

Even he can get a GF and I dont. Why live

some #metoo shit brews below dobson but nobody will call him out out of pity

Right back at you

its not a real gf, its that imaginary girlfriend he used to put in his comics

This strike a chord in me.

>make what is essentially just an overpriced Star Wars themed shopping mall that's just fluff between stores to get you to spend even more money
And they wonder why it's failing.

Even after the MSM shilled his shitty traced comic about the "toxic Star Wars fandom" he is still making

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>TLJ made a billion dollars

Why don't people understand the difference between revenue and profit?

Not to mention selling people on roaming droids and aliens everywhere and stunt shows with Resistance agents parkouring on the rooftops to evade First Order stormtroopers only to cut them and just have retail workers spout funny space words and call that a reasonable substitute and just have one stuntwoman from those cancelled stunt shows wander around in her spy costume and not really do anything except lean against walls and hide behind trash cans.

Masterfully crafted and underappreciated.

OTHER GAME

Disneyland was pretty crowded this past weekend, especially for mid September. The Halloween decorations were pretty based

How is that edible?

>new 3ds
>bad
Probably his worst take yet

>hide behind trash cans

kek

Imagine how low both his and her standards must be. Keep your sense of self-worth.

It"s weird how certain things like this attract certain type of people. Like Star Wars and Marvel flicks attracts cucks, Harry Potter attracts chicks etc. I wonder what is the reason for this corelation because it is not that obvious to me.

I'd build a lightsaber if it wasn't $200 for a plastic Walmart-tier toy.

Walmart doesn't carry diecast sabers

>but don't take my word for it
the clarification is the joke of the text, right?

Dobson is one of the finest examples of a manchild I think I've ever seen. Chris Chan is an actual retard, so that's different. Dobson, eccentricities aside, is a mentally sound middle-aged man who consciously and staunchly refuses to grow up and face reality.

>Samus nairing this buffoon
I knew this fuck was a floaty main