Ever squeez out a little fart on the first episode of your national talk show but play off like nothing happened?

The non-white obsession with race is truly bewildering.

INT. SOULLESS BROADCASTING CORPORATION MARKETING WRITERS' ROOM

Decades-old framed posters recalling past glories decorate the eggshell-colored windowless room. A large oval table occupies the majority of the room's space, though it doesn't appear to be an expensive one - faded, scuffed, poor craftsmanship.

FOUR MEN and TWO WOMEN, all in business attire, sit in chairs at the table.

MAN 1: This new late show thing with what's-her-name-

WOMAN 1: Singh.

MAN 1: (continues as if he didn't hear WOMAN 1) -how are we going to drum up controversy?

MAN 2: Well, she's a woman.

WOMAN 1: And some sort of brown person.

MAN 1: Yes, but it doesn't seem to be working.

MAN 3: What if we mischaracterize a snort as flatulence and try to force meme it on four channel dot org?

MAN 4: That place IS good for business!

WOMAN 2: Free to post there, too.

MAN 1: Let's get this campaign underway! Post it every day under the guise of criticizing what's-her-name-

WOMAN 1: Sing-

MAN 1 violently slaps WOMAN 1 to the ground and the rest of the office joins in as he begins kicking her.

MAN 1: Post it every day. Multiple times a day. We'll draw attention to this broad no matter how much we have to force it.

WOMAN 1 (gasping, through broken jaw): hear... hear...

>literally every joke, every line out of her mouth is some variation of "I'm gay and brown haha" or "fuck men and white men in particular haha"
how tiring

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It wasnt a BRAAP it was just a toot

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Fucking cringe. Forced diversity is bad for everyone

This show will be cancelled in a week. Nice fart tho.

Wait did she get fat or something? She was so hot in this vid with kevin hart and she actually had a nice personality?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sNA2bvPiDSI

What happened?

be here in 8 hours and 4 minutes for the official A Little Late with Lilly Singh watchthread (streams will be included in OP). Also we can watch NBC Nightly news after

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They already pre-taped 96 episodes. No joke.

they already recorded 96 episodes last fall user, fuck it air it at 3am

Why the fuck would anyone want to do that?

That wasn't even a fart. It was the noise she made with her mouth

Why is she called
>Singh
not
>Kaur*
?
*hope I spelled that correctly. Any Sikh anons please correct.

nani the fuck

Ruminate upon the aroma

because it's mostly just shitposting about how she is a shit comedian who embodies the memes the /pol/types shitpost about, but it is somehow now our reality. HONK HONK

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like a brip

>already recorded 96 episodes
What the fuck?

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Nope, still recording. Apparently they're recording 2 eps per night.

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Good thing it was on NBC so nobody saw it.

is it really acceptable for americans to braap on tv?

>1:35 am

Yes. We all do everything you see on tv.

please seek professional help

Prime time!

Was this acting or was this real?

She also farts when she fake coughs a few seconds before

why

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youtube needs to stay on youtube...why haven't they learned this yet?

you put too much effort into that post, kinda sad.

women farting is disgusting

Please seek professional help

I want you to fart on me desu

based

have dilation

Sauce, sauce, my kingdom for some sauce

>manage to trick anons into watching this vid
shill

that's the wrong frizzy-haired ethnically mysterious poc woman you rayciss

>Be a woman who exclusively fucks men but made out with a girl while drunk at a college party ten years ago
>"I'M BISEXUAL!"

I'll never get that minute of my life back, true, but at this point I'm just adding to the pile

but isn't it a talkshow? How can they not be shooting day by day? The events will no longer be current

Mia Malkova

LMAO
>brown
>woman
>talk show host
late night television is officially a dead meme

Indian from Canada

Surely the mic would be in the wrong place to catch a fart so succinctly
are you implying some kind of..... butt-mic, for the sole purpose of capturing HD fart audio?

doesn't she fuck white men or does she leave all that to the other woke bitches

>race, race, women, race

k. nothing else to talk about?

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Her monologue would have been impressive 20 years ago but today where it's seen as bad to be white by all media it's not a big deal at all.

Any more examples of Brap Kino lads?

Isn't this a youtuber?

>trick

but she there really is uno farto

women rarely fart

ONE

STINKY

DINKY

What the fuck? Aren't late night shows supposed to comment on current events or something?

women are some of the most disgusting creatures on the earth

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Was it bewildering when it was the other way around or are you that self absorbed?

She's an indian from canada fat ass

*snifffffff*

In retrospect no, since white people were the first ones to stop caring, and it resulted in this.

>get job you know you really don't deserve
>present arrogant, agressive personality to try and establish that you belong

are you all fucking retarded? that sound came from her throat

I think it's just self-hate which is reflected.

no one watching at 1:30am gives a fuck

Oh wait a second there's no fart I know what your doing OP

False alarm, it wasn't Uno farto

what was it?

B A S E D and vintage Yea Forums pilled

got the watchthread OP and two streams ready to go anons
can't believe we need to wait like almost 5 hours for more Lillykino though, last night was really really good

Based laughing posters

Yea I'm done with this disgusting pathetic site.

What’s going on here?

This reddit shill baiting sniffbros for views. It's possible she just shit or her plastic retard shoes squeeked.

Oops my cd just skipped, and everyone just heard you let one rip

She didn't even fart though and its just something she does. The almost exacts same noise can be heard at ~2:18, 2:23, and 2:34

It's genuinely amusing watching brown neoliberalism die in real time. You can tell they understand the ship is sinking and they are trying to shore up for the aftermath.

>TRUMP IS CRAZY/DUMB/SILLY/EVIL
>WYPIPO ARE LAME
>MEN ARE DUMB
I just wrote 96 episodes that will stay fresh for a few years

People actually find this shit funny? I couldn't even get past 20 seconds of this bitch's """""monologue""""".

That's how you can easily get into the cool kid LGBT club as a straight person. Just claim to be bi and you can continue dating the opposite sex and no one can prove you aren't bi so you can still get oppression points