Who would play your mother in your biopic?

Dat thigh

>makes 7trillion dollars off a few movies.
>buys $3 tattoo from "Jose" who works out of his Chevy Astro Van
Cool thanos jewelry

I'm a recent business graduate and it was the first job offer I got.

JAFFA I'M KREEEEEING

user... did you forget about me?

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owch man. I dont know how it is for your major, but in my major the first job you get sets the tone for the rest of your career.

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Seriously, she looks great here. She looked way worse for a few years.

Oh no. I don't like HR at all. I wanted to get a Finance job.

Audrey Hepburn

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no idea OP, but Monica would play my grandmother

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Kek same but a little older

oh i see why you could only get HR work. You have reading comprehension issues.

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I want to ruin her pussy

Don't bully me I'm extremely sensitive

Not that guy but
>start in IT
>doing site security / badge access / etc
>org shuffle
>that department gets moved from IT to HR
Wew lads.

you are kinda late to the party

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My mom constantly receive comments of how much she looks like sandra bullock.
I'm ok with that.

My mom was an unstable bipolar depression pill popper who finally took an iffy mix of serequil and other pills and went in her sleep. Kim in 8mile reminds me a lot of her.

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What's her number

I would kill my mother if there weren't any consequences

and your address

perfect feet

Mary Elizabeth Winstead. My father would be Tim Curry

>her feet and neck are literally caked with makeup
>makeup
>OH HER FUCKING FEET
Imagine unironically thinking this kike womanlet is actually attractive

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My mom has cancer, Bruce Willis would be good.

oh, my stepfather would be the bloatlord and my stepmother would be Brittney White (based dad)

She fixed her hair. Her body still looks like shit compared to what it used to be.

just a reminder that scarjo is based as fuck
and is the only capeshit superstar to publicly refuse to bend to PC bullshit

deserves all our support

thanks mom

Story?

>my dick is too big, guess I gotta cut it off
Imagine thinking that.

if all italian women were like her, i would have already went and conquered italy at this point

I wonder which stupid agent or director gave her that idea.

Source?

Cate Blanchett

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