I've never watched this. New season looks fun tho. Do I need to see the previous seasons to enjoy the new one?

Except the second season*
First one became trash the moment everyone started dying but LMAO IT DOESN'T MATTER IMA GHOST NOW AND ITS THE SAME AS LIVING

Apocalypse was complete shit. Absolutely horrible. I think this season will be ok, because its going to be interesting to see how the acting is without a bunch of the usual cast

the writing in the first season was pretty awful as well. it just had the hot maid to hide it.

>Good tier
Murder House

>Promising start but falls apart somewhere in the middle tier
Asylum
Freakshow

>Neat concept done poorly tier
Roanoke

>Meme kino at the time, now extremely dated tier
Cult

>Shit tier
Everything else

I hope emma turns out to be the killer.

Pretty good list. Though I'd suggest that only the first episode of Cult was meme kino.

Yeah maybe I’m remembering the hot maid more than anything it’s been a few years since I’ve watched it

>second season
>oh wow ayyy lmao aliens dude so clever
I’m normally into alien stuff but it felt ham fisted

Asylum is my favorite season but yeah, it goes full mental by the end.
I stopped watching after the old lady left, but lately I've been thinking about picking it back up for October.

>the scene in the grocery store
>Evan Peters as Charles Manson
>Lena Dunham as Valerie Solanas
>the cult turning into Project Gayhem
>accidental comedy yaaass kween finale
Cult was the greatest thing on TV at the time it aired and you know it

I watched all through Roanoke, which was atrocious, is it actually worse? Wasn't there a cult one? Is that one even worth watching? Roanoke was worse than any previous ones by a large Marge in

the whole show is yaaasss kween shit

Oh I watched user. I watched every season. But then I watched Apocalypse. And now I will watch NO MORE.

I hated everything you just mentioned.

Coven was a good season.
Emma was hot.

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I really liked seasons 1-3, and Roanoke. But the show always blows its load in the penultimate episode and the last episode is just kinda shit.

lol wrong video
youtube.com/watch?v=JYr9o-y2IjU

1st season had such a kino soundtrack
youtube.com/watch?v=DgnF-DrBmew

I would suggest you move cult to shit tier. I wanted to like it since it was in new orleans but couldnt. Emma is pretty good in that season though.

What a bitch. Deserved to get turned into a mutant monster

>I tried watching AHS, it sucked ass
>nah dude watch Coven, that's a good season
>"look everybody it's Stevie Nicks as herself but also as a witch, Stevie Nicks everybody, from that band people like (but she's a witch)"
fucking Yea Forums

Pretty much this.

You don't need to watch the other seasons unless you want to. S1 is pretty good, but definitely skip cult, since its literally just an entire season of heavy handed liberal nonsense.

I feel it got gradually worse generally. Watched up to about the first episode of cult and gave up.

You're thinking of coven I'm pretty sure. Cult was set in Mass, it was about some psychotic lesbian shitlib overreacting to the 2016 election

first season was cool when I was younger. 2nd season starts out great but becomes schizo tier near the end. third season is fun but really trashy. quit after that

There are people who don't like Apocalypse or Roanoake? What the fuck is wrong with you, Apocalypse was a hilarious and fun conclusion to the Coven story that I ended up watching in one go.

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CUTE

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Its a soap opera with a few things that women consider "disturbing" every now and then. There are some good looking women ofc but the story is always some predicatble shit.

Apocalypse was great but the way it ended ruined it

>skipping Asylum
Blow your brains out.

Oops youre correct

Who will be the token gay character since Murphy HAS to have one?

>new season looks fun
muh 80s

I liked how Apocalypse tied together Murder House, Coven, Hotel and Cult.

Coven is probably my favorite and was happy to see that the swamp witch didn't have to spend eternity in her own personal hell.

No you don't need to have watched the earlier seasons. The great thing about American Horror Story is that each season is a stand alone story.
The only thing the seasons have in common is the actors! isn't that neat

Why would they choose a Vienna Secession/Art Nouveau font for this?
It makes no fucking sense.

I would move roanoke to the same tier as asylum and freakshow but very good list.

None of the seasons are remotely scary

seasons 1-4 are really good
season 5 is good
seasons 6-7 are garbage
season 8 will likely be garbage as well

I unironically enjoyed Hotel but otherwise this is spot on, the scatterbrained writing misses waaay more often than hits.

i gave up after that trump season- but im hoping this cheesy 80's slasher aesthetic brings it to scream queens levels of hilarity.

This is Season 9, 8 was Apocalypse

How can you possibly like Roanoake? It was a meandering fucking disaster.

shit i forgot that one even happened lol.
i'm a netflixfag so I haven't seen it, worth watching?

The only reason i'm giving this is a chance is it may well be the unofficial Scream Queens S3, taking in consideration the early draft for S2 was the Chanels going to a summer camp

Misty being rescued was a nice touch but they could have dome that and the crossover thing while NOT wasting a season on a plot about an antichrist who does a whole lot of nothing and dies after being hit by a minvan.

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Cody Fern

This is my reason for tuning in as well. The first season of Scream Queens was legitimately good tv.

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I think Leslie Grossman and Billie Lourd kinda ruin whatever season they’re on so my hopes aren’t too high.

It's been horsesh*t since freakshow, and even freakshow was mediocre compared to best, most kino and aesthetic season OAT aka Coven

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Any streams ? I don’t know where to find them, don’t have FX, and don’t torrent.

So don't watch it you totally awesome dickweed.

bump for watch thread. ep starts in 30 mins

But I have to wake up a 5AM

stram where

is this the live thread?

If youre watching it sure

too fat for 80's girl

Kino first kills

STREAM WHEEEERREEE

that intro scene was pretty metal

Do you not have a fucking tv

Murphy is beyond token gays, he's moved on to token trans now

I fucking love killers who collect shit

MY MOM WONT LET ME TAKE THE TV TO WATCH IT
WE DONT HAVE FX ANYWAYS
YES I LIVE WITH MY MOM

whats ur mom watching?

Will Murphy be progressive and let the killer be a woman?

I hope its emma senpai

MOUNTAIN MONSTERS
PRETTY KINO BUT I WANNA WATCH AHS MORE

No only men can be bad.

>80's workout clothes

off to a strong start

based chet

based brooke

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A lot of Emma fap material.

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Watch Asylum and Roanoke
Roanoke’s ending sucks but it’s a pretty wild ride, man
Asylum is kino all the way through

dat fucking emma
lads

I completely agree with this

Calling it Xavier is a self hating gay

Will there be the sexy 80s punk/goth chick?

Nah Coven was shit. Shame too since I live in LA and was hooing to see more done with the setting and lore.

How long will the black guy last, or will Murphy subvert expectations and let him live?

you guys are pathetic...

muh 5/10 actress who would not even stop to talk to you if you asked.

He's rat bait.

Cringe.

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>would not even stop to talk to you if you asked
good, i wish she would spit on me as walked by too

emma is CUTE

>nightstalker copy cat
Kino

Is this going to be the season where Billie and Emma finally fuck?

chets acting is spot on

Plz.

I NEED A STREAM

Emma playing a pure innocent character hnnnggg

>I know what you did last summer shit

What are some actual serious horror movies that had the ominous warning thing? I can't think of any.

This shit is bretty gud feels like every slash had a baby

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You idiots spouting off about Emma playing a "good" character are either delusional or retarded. Have you people never watched this show, or other horror movies before?
It's a fakeout. She will turn out to be the most ruthless bitch of them all 100% guaranteed.

First 2 seasons are pretty good and you should give them a chance to form your own opinion, everything else is bad, and I mean BAD, like, not even worth to watch it for the "so bad it's good" experience, it's plain bad, I guess there was a time some parts were worth watching for the memes but now that the time has passed there is no longer a single reason to watch them

The Omen
Friday the 13th
Hellraiser

Texas chainsaw remake

>tfw just went back to Murder House tonight
Weird coincidence. Never finished a single season yet, so this should be fun. I'm also going to watch Coven afterward and then maybe Apocalpyse before starting the new one.

She’s the final girl, tard

so who's gonna fuck the tranny?

this

Me.

next dubs

Margaret is a prude bitch!

Not every ugly girl is a tranny

I need to finish S3 but jesus, that season had so much potential and then they proceeded to ruin it by doing absolutely nothing with any of it.

Wait who’s the tranny?

except this one is, I wiki'd the cast out of curiosity

actually she was a coder before she turned to acting

based virtuous camp owner

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Reminder that season six was complete pleb filter.

You guys don’t have it on Cuckflix ? Just shotgun it yesterday

>killer is named after mouse in green mile

Jesus is my nigga

he aight for a white boi

You're literally hopelessly retarded if you actually think this will be how it turns out. She will turn out to be a, if not THE, villain.

What do you think, copycat or frame job?

she'll probably just be a witch, or related to the Emma witch character, her mother perhaps

Stop. Shit talking. Brooke. Or else.

Why is this site so obsessed with trannies?

Come at me bro

>obsessed
son we were presented with a tranny, I was just asking the obvious logical question

You wanna go brah? Right here? Right now?

I'll piss in your socks

Putting my money that the "twist" is that everything is a "Cabin in the Woods" type operation.

And I’ll piss your pants. Don’t fuck with me

hey...is that the teacher from Glee?

god i wish i was trevor

Based trev

This guy is so gay.

time for the Halloween homage

SKINNER

fuck mr jingles has the same hairstyle as my boomer dad

this is weird

>jingles is just a rando white dude

as are 95% of slasher villains

hes obviously a red herring

This. The hiker guy was fucked up before he ever escaped.

Calling it car crush

Margaret and Mr. Jingles are working together. She wants to get rid of all the sinful kids.

No way he's gunning for Margaret she's the one that got away

Guess it wasn't him

C'mon. Humping the television when he won was exactly what we felt that night. And we're going to feel it again in 2020.

Also. 2 > 5 (first half) > 4 > 1 > 6 > 3 > 5 (second half) > 7 > 8

more like shes the one who did it all and framed him

>slutty blonde bitch with a switchblade
If she doesn't die with all those red flags, this is not a proper horror series.

Oh fuck off how did he know where she was

That's what she says. For all we know that story is bullshit, used to keep suspect off her. Plus it seems like something Ryan would do.

This could end up being good. Already guaranteed to be better than Apocalypse.

Emma and Billie sex scene confirmed!

good list.
started watching because of Freakshow,

Remember these are the first episodes. The seasons always go to shit by the end.

Nothing can be worse than Apocalypse. It was pure garbage.

Nigh Yea Forums best ahs pilot in my opinion

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Time travel, given the hiker.

I enjoyed Cult a lot, might rewatch this weekend for kicks. Definitely better than 4,5, or 6. Apocalypse is definitely the worst, but at least I could finish it unlike 4.

True. Almost stopped watching the show cause of that season.

Same show runner.

Emma is killer

Night fren, I agree, was comfy

>all this love for Coven
Nice, these threads are usually taken over by Asylumfags. Though honestly all the seasons have some sort of appeal, even if it's just meme appeal. Worst one imo is probably Hotel since it was mostly like watching a really fucking long music video. Anyone else think this 1984 opening is the worst yet? Too much dance crap, not enough spoopy imagery.

Seems like the villains, barring the inevitable big twist, are Mr Jingles and Satan Boy and they're going to be fighting over who gets to do the killing?
My money's on Jingles. He's older, but the satanist guy looks kinda scrawny.

You should finish 4, one of the most fucked up.

It was just atrocious. It’s the only season that I’ve actually “hated”. I mean, Roanoke was bad too, but I felt betrayed by how putrid Apocalypse was. Just pure shit.

This seems most likely just going off the title.

The Night Stalker is a real guy, dude.

Right. Richard Ramirez. Must be a zoomer that isn’t educated in serial killers.

Hotel was unjustifiably long and probably the most boring of all the seasons. Vampires aren’t even scary unless they’re like 30 days of night vampires

There are 3 seasons that were longer than Hotel

I'll give it another shot if you recommend. I quit soon after they revealed the (up to this point very well done) clown was some retarded pedo

Or watched the previous seasons, since he's technically a callback from Hotel.

Doesn't mean he's going to be the main killer and beat out Mr Jingles, my guy.
This is true, though. I stopped partway through Freakshow, and came back because I like 80s slasher stuff.
Anything worth catching up on?

Cult was pretty good, it actually makes more fun of the left than it does the right, if you can believe it

My problem with the show is all the weird homosexual shit, and the lack luster endings. I know the writer is gay, but the violent homosexual stuff is really off-putting.

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Coven's greatest sin is that it had a decent premise but they pissed all over it and then some.

True. Hotel's redeeming scenes were the serial killer hangouts.

You didn't like the Jojo reference finale?

>I've never watched this
Don't

People who watch this are either
>women
>gay
>masochists

are you one of those people? then don't.

My idea for how off the rails it goes towards the end? Space and secret triplets.

therefore you are one of this three then?

>two out of three
Accurate.

coma dream inside a dream inside a dream