Real Life Kino

H-hayai..!

what a fucking faggot, trying to sucker punch someone

post robbery kinos

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YOU GOTTA BE FASTER THAN THAT

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>The virgin atheist vs the Christian chad

Good reflexes and hand-eye on that jesusfag.

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fuck niggers
I love the supercut of Linsday Vonn saying she won't come to the white house if she wins a gold, then cut to her wiping out at the olympics and going home with nothing

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Holy shit that looks fun as hell. I wish I lived somewhere snowy where I could do fun winter stuff.

>08/26/19
dumb nigger couldn't have waited another month so he could steal some new iPhones?

>if you slow it down you literally see their heads fly off
What the fucking Christ

>that fucking visual pat down
now THAT are some cooling abilities

I remember reading about his, both kids got final destination'd, right?

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NANI???

was she guaranteed to win or something?

imagine throwing your life away like this

Did he have to empty the clip on the dude? He was down

>AAAAAAAAAAAH GRETA SAVE MEE

no, she got in by literally just going to enough competitions and placing last constantly because that's how shit women's sports are

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RIP printer

she made it all the way to the olympics just by completing runs in competitions without wiping out, which disqualifies you.

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frank what is this?

what did he throw at the guy? was it a phone or his actual gun holster? was he trying to distract the clerk? if anything it made the clerk immediately grab his side arm
yeah Vic and one of the kids were decapitated, the other was crushed by the chopper
the kids weren't supposed to be there and the entire stunt scene was highly illegal, but John Landis used his """power""" and got off scott-free

Adrenaline in a high stress situation, plus we didn't see the guy drop the gun so he could have kept firing from the floor. Not the victim's responsibility to take those types of chances.

Well, did he have to come in and try to commit an armed robbery?

Yes. Always mag dump in your target, unless you have more than one hostiles.

revenge is sweeter than candy.

youtube.com/watch?v=N4N2Gdglde0

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A small bag for the money, I'm guessing.

NOOOO NOT MR PRINTER

found the lesbian.

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Oh wow, I never thought I'd see that footage.

Money bag

quick grab the Scroll of Icarian Flight off of him
cocksucker you beat me to it

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>dog in file name
not clicking that shit nigga

Americans are fucking retarded

HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD

i don't post gore on Yea Forums user, look i know a lot of anons post fucked up shit here but it's not anything fucked up and it's funny

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If he'd put an infant in that cage it would work faster

it's a pit but it's not a gore vid

youtube.com/watch?v=gsuSGbw1zu0

Nah it's just funny clip of doggo running at fast speed technically still animal abuse maybe

Are you pretending to be an idiot?

IT'S BOILING WATER YOU SICK FUCK

kek

This is better than porn.

A female friend of mine became a national skateboard champion, by being the only female to meet up to the competition
She's not a completely terrible skater, but pretty beginner

Is this the guy that actually ended up dying from a fall?

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This just encourages people to merc clerks the second they walk in. Killing simple robbers isn't going to stop robbing, it just incentivizes them to be murderers. Dumbass petite-bourgeois losers jacking off over this are stupid as shit.

>that split second you see their heads fly off

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Look at the license plates, not American.

That's pure Benny Hill right there. kek

F
Printer

Fuck you

^ I've never replied to post like the one above and my mom is still alive

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>scroll of icarian flight

>dude if you murder people trying to hurt you then they'll just murder you first so instead you should let them murder you

You can literally see his head fly away

MODS

Hello nigger

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Yes, once you fire the first shot you better commit 100%
Otherwise he might get up and murder you back

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I did that in San Andreas, big deal.

Yeah bro just let them pull up a gun on you first and let them rob you, that'll stop others from bringing guns
Retard

This would have been even greater kino if the hand on his shirt were a left hand instead.

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>when you accidentally turn off no clip

Not sure why I believed you, but that was cute in a stupid way. Was waiting for a car at the end and me calling you a faggot who will die alone and burn in Hell, but that thankfully won't happen.

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God bless people like you.

Christians muslims and jews are literally the same religion

wtf???

>Fighting back means you are a loser
Fuck off and get killed trying to rob a store asshole

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What’s going on here

>Americans
Look at where the steering wheel is.

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wat

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he actually did it, the absolute madman

Used to lurk those threads. How long has it been, 10 years?

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damn that's old

>Real Life KinoXD

Underwater sinkhole. I'll continue posting nature kino.

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Women generally are awkwardly shaped and have shit motor skills, so good for her honestly

Haha, a child died. le epic meme, OP.

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Sureal..that's so pretty.

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Explanation? Is this part of the movie they're filming or what?

He was backed into a corner and the deviant was still holding the gun

Real life kino?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Nyos_disaster
>On 21 August 1986, a limnic eruption at Lake Nyos in northwestern Cameroon killed 1,746 people and 3,500 livestock.

>The eruption triggered the sudden release of about 100,000–300,000 tons (1.6 million tons, according to some sources) of carbon dioxide (CO2).[1][2] The gas cloud initially rose at nearly 100 kilometres per hour (62 mph) and then, being heavier than air, descended onto nearby villages, displacing all the air and suffocating people and livestock within 25 kilometres (16 mi) of the lake.[3][4]

>One survivor, Joseph Nkwain from Subum, described himself when he awoke after the gases had struck:
>"I could not speak. I became unconscious. I could not open my mouth because then I smelled something terrible ... I heard my daughter snoring in a terrible way, very abnormal ... When crossing to my daughter's bed ... I collapsed and fell. I was there till nine o'clock in the (Friday) morning ... until a friend of mine came and knocked at my door ... I was surprised to see that my trousers were red, had some stains like honey. I saw some ... starchy mess on my body. My arms had some wounds ... I didn't really know how I got these wounds ... I opened the door ... I wanted to speak, my breath would not come out ... My daughter was already dead ... I went into my daughter's bed, thinking that she was still sleeping. I slept till it was 4:30 p.m. in the afternoon ... on Friday. (Then) I managed to go over to my neighbors' houses. They were all dead ... I decided to leave ... (because) most of my family was in Wum ... I got my motorcycle ... A friend whose father had died left with me (for) Wum ... As I rode ... through Nyos I didn't see any sign of any living thing ... (When I got to Wum), I was unable to walk, even to talk ... my body was completely weak."[3][14]

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Got me.

fuck off

damn I was in one of those threads way back

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what a relief it is

thought he was throwing it out of a plane when i first clicked on it and was kind of concerned when he let go
then i realized it was snow and i've seen this before and i should probably stop drinking

I WILL GO SAILING NO MORE

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>when you stop at a light on maritn luther king jr. blv.

Fucking PETA and other activist groups go insane over this shit when dogs love it. Dogs have no concept of labor. They just like to run and learn to love pulling shit. I'd put shoes on the dog though to keep his pads from getting torn up.

was he trying to jump out of the car at incredible high speeds and hit the poll like oyu would in some GTA game?

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>I went into my daughter's bed

Based family man.

when in doubt empty it out

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Is the newscaster ok?

You never see it on a rewatch, it becomes so obvious. Fucking brain

Where are all the gore webms? whats with this reddit tier shit for facebook likes?

Or perhaps you should be wondering why someone would grab a dog before throwing him out of a plane?

Post more nigs getting killed

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THIS IS CARCOSA

There is literally no reason to think the robber was going to kill him. He tells you to put the money in the bag, you put the money in the bag, he leaves, you sick law enforcement on him, get your insurance payment, and it's over. It's a relationship that has existed as long as robberies, and the complete disregard for that relationship is telling.
Again, people are going to look at this and the first thing they are going to think is that the robber would be alive if only he had given the clerk a bullet instead of a bag. Think of the lessons being taught.

Law enforcement stops others from bringing guns. Unless you're getting robbed every other night and the police aren't doing shit you have literally no reason to take matters into your own hands. Insurance covers the monetary loss, there is literally nothing to be gained by killing people.

It's not a fight, retard.

wait, is that guy hitting himself? wtf

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GET OFF
GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF!!

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Why on earth would you be so close to this? This fucking shit gives me anxiety.

Imagine the smell

based

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>Sweden has fallen
>Not on our watch
There's still hope

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go back

i hope this man was deemed innocent of any crime, I would hate for him to get punished her, but I know all too well how the legal system can be botched.

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real life GTA

youtube.com/watch?v=85b-Mu2eZnc

Why did he shoot himself?

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>there is literally nothing to be gained by killing people
>people

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Kino bait
>going to prison for petty theft Vs going to prison for first degree murder
Gee whiz. Did you ever stop to think why they don't just shoot people on sight already?
>yes, because he's baiting

That's a weird place to commit suicide

>There is literally no reason to think the robber was going to kill him.
He had a gun. He was threatening him with a deadly weapon.

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nig could've carried a vest under him

>Christians muslims and jews are literally the same religion
>Jews
The Messiah hasn't come yet
>Christians
The Messiah has come, His name is Jesus Christ, and He is the Son of God
>Muslims
Jesus was a Prophet, nothing more

That takes me back to Norway, some amazing nature to see in that country.

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RIP Wally the Walrus.

t. negroid

Dude probably thought this would look kino as fuck.

are they deaded

what a wild ride
that guy's ankle snapped like a twig

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Thnks

post girl fights bros

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These are piranha right?

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I would like an ice disk

nerve gas

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Is it true this guy died?

the chad stacy vs the virgin baboon

why the bath so full??

Either retarded or faking injuries for police report

The victim molested his son , I think the shooter didn't get jail-time.

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>The guy at the 3 second mark
Where this people learned to fight?

Yea Forums - Television & Film

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i wish there were more fight scenes like this in movies

baby neck

This is the most kino thing I've seen all week. The way he points at him, exactly like the hand on his shirt, saying "repent sinner." It's so perfect.

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spooky

What is happening here?

Racist anti-white "hate crime" where is CNN ?

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was he trying to make it look like the clerk shot him?

No, it won't stop robbing, but it does mean anyone who wants to rob has to make the decision to either die or become a murderer, or not do the crime at all. Far more people are willing to steal some money out of a till than to kill someone in cold blood.

well that stopped him kek

thanks was looking for some of these user, lost most of my webms

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Last and best animal/nature kino of them all IMHO.

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What the fuck is that?

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youtube.com/watch?v=-NHk869YUqo
The video with sound is kino
>GARY, WHY? WHY?

WTF is this shit?

more dead niggers please

>I was surprised to see that my trousers were red, had some stains like honey. I saw some ... starchy mess on my body. My arms had some wounds ... I didn't really know how I got these wounds ... I opened the door ... I wanted to speak, my breath would not come out
Sounds like a good time for a nap.

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>taking out the trash.gif

what was he doing up there ?

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It’s breathing

FUCK NIGGERS

>Background music...
youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

Now this is perfect.

tv will NEVER reach this level

why is there a steel beam there ?

anymore bee kino by chance? or honeycomb kino?

>oh shit this is gonna be bad
>okay, maybe not horrible, but still unfortunate
>oh :)
blessed webm

Absolutely based

clumsy little guys

Probably gay desu.

>he thought he could trust a skeleton
shig.

.

this makes my head hurt ..

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what a coomster

youtube.com/watch?v=h10N2AiGkwA

If people are worried about the clerk pulling out a gun and filling them full of holes, they'll risk a murder charge over being dead.

Solely for the purpose of monetary gain. If the clerk gave him the money, which would be insured, he would have literally zero reason to kill him.
Are you all children? This is extremely basic.

Or maybe they just decide to beat the clerk to near-death and leave it at that. Cut across his jaw with a bat the second they open the door. The rabbit hole goes down both ways. The point is, escalation from one side encourages the other to escalate as well. More dead robbers means more dead clerks, you cannot have one without the other.

what she say

thats funny

>my ex around niggers

holy shit i've never seen the extended version where you see the guy's head

millenials can't fight for shit

to be a dog in a white upper middle class household, eat the best food, get spoiled beyond believe, and who knows, you might just get to fuck the mom

aren't those people just a strong gust of wind away from death?

>Solely for the purpose of monetary gain.
So it's okay to threaten to kill people as long as you want to steal from them?
>he would have literally zero reason to kill him
Except that's not how it actually works out in real life, and it's not his responsibility to take the chance. He has the right to protect his own life.

English as a second language, the post.

>I've wanted to break up with you for about a month
Am I close?

it's literally a film shoot you newfag

goddamn hornets.

That is a parasite right??

She wants to break up.

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>Galactus arrives

Top tier kino ITT

nerve gas

i still fucking love watching Maury "not the father" clips not going to lie, peak American TV

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this is a sketch, it must be.

this doesn't do it justice without the sound
wait for the sonic boom
youtube.com/watch?v=-yMtbTP0pc4

cute dumbasses

fucking kek

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The ones where the guy just start celebrating are better. In this one the guy is just sad as fuck.

imagine being chinese

holy shit, is this some sort of underground landslide or cave in? how bizarre

is he ok?
story?

brave soldier, isnt there one where bees swarm a giant enemy or something?

the twilight zone movie helicopter accident

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

I waited for that for 30 minutes
was not dissapoint

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yeah i thought this link below was the webm, sorry user
youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck

Why would she agree to go on the show? What did she think was going to happen?

>moralism
cuck

Reminds of that scene from King Kong

I think it's something about the roots of the trees and the earth getting tangled up with each other, and when the wind blows a certain direction, it fills up the space and cause part of the hill to rise up.

>let people murder you, if you defend yourself you're a cuck

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the strength of men failed that day

thanks user, nice clips i think i saved most of them
weird question but any whirlpool kino?

much better with no sound

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Snore.

>Three Apple workers hurt walking into glass walls in first month at $5bn HQ
>Despite warnings from a building inspector that people would not be able to tell where the door ends and the wall begins, at least three Apple employees walked or ran into the ultra-transparent glass hard enough to require emergency medical treatment during the first month of occupation, according to recordings of 911 calls obtained by the San Francisco Chronicl