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Yea Forums threads die quickly and Yea Forums threads keep getting deleted.

I just want to talk about dark crystal :’(

Friendly reminder there is no better skeksis

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>is best skeksis since 1982

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Think again.

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BASED skesisposter

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>HUP!
For me, it's Hup

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We always have Yea Forums

When puppets stopped being Yea Forums

Fuck Yea Forums

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What are some more puppetkino where everything is puppets or at least in focus?

>Dark Crystal
>Labyrinth
>Gremlins
>Thunderbolt Fantasy

There are probably some short films like this by Toby Froud
youtube.com/watch?v=LQWxN1I-Gbg

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this piece of shit tanked my movie club. no one wanted to do another after some tard shilled it

I don’t think it counts as a club if you only meet once.

i mean it ran for like 14 movies and then this one killed it

This faggot jannie is making us jump between boards like we're some sort of puppets.

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CEASE ALL MERRYMAKING

Bros, I am obsessed with this show. Why is it so kino?

Is the lack of black LGTB Gelflings related to how kino Dark kino the age of kino is?

>mfw puppet show has more soul than most shows with human actors

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>Uh...
>No

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There is a fucking Muppet thread up on Yea Forums right now, but our threads got deleted, and I just got silenced for commenting on that. Fucking hell.

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someone should make a skeksis magic eye

It does.
Next season is gonna hurt for anyone but Chamberlain.

somebody should draw deet and hup in the bkub artstyle lol

It has come to my attention that there's foul rumors going about the lords of the crystal. Friendly reminder to ignore ALL Gelfling shills badmouthing our benevolant Skesis lords.

I'm convinced this new guy just irrationally hates the Dark Crystal for some reason, there's no other explanation.
I was in numerous Dark Crystal threads on Yea Forums before the show even released and they were always fine.
Not if skekUng has anything to say about it.

If skekUng is introduced, it might still.

I'm just wondering if they'll have the balls to show the Gelfling genocide in all its horror, or if they'll steer clear of portraying it happening outright.

Can't handle the bantz skekboi?
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I am optimistic that they will. They haven’t shied away from much so far.

I can't wait for him and the crab gang to dab on all Gelfroaches

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I think the series will get progressively darker as it goes on

What Gelfling clan would you join if you had to choose?

I’d probably join Vapra because I am basic as fuck and I don’t like heat or the ocean. Wood clan’s Maudra is retarded so that one’s out for sure.

No way, the show's creators have already said too much in interviews alluding to otherwise. If you're excited for full gelfling genocide by the end of this show, prepare to be disappointed. They will get btfo hard for sure, but there is absolutely no way Jen and Kira were the only gelflings left at the end of the film. When there's a shitton of gelflings alive in the canon material after the film, I highly doubt they wanna steer towards all of them being generations of incest.

>skekSo: Do you sleep
>skekVar: Of course, sire
>skekSo: Do you dream?
>skekVar: Dream?
>skekSo: Yes
>skekVar: No, Emperor
>skekSo: Neither did I before I began my experements upon the Darkening. Now my slumber is riddled with nightmares. Do you remember what it was like before we were rent asunder?
>skekVar: I don't think of such things
>skekSo: And yet the thoughts come
>skekVar: I remember suffering, guilt and sorrow, but it's hard to recall, like...
>skekSo: A dream?
>skekVar: A nightmare
>skekSo: Yes, we know the torment that lies behind us but what torment waits beyond this existence? All the more reason to hold onto life with all claws. No matter the cost.
This speech is amazing and raises so many questions. Why did they feel guilt? What did they do? Was it related to the existential angst of the Emperor and them all? The show is awesome at inserting tidbits of info like this.

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The one mod doing it is just extraordinarily retarded. He finally got given a bit of power and he's already using it to shit on others. I mean, seriously? Nuking puppet threads on Yea Forums of all places?

Become a Vapran paladin to try and get some Seldaon or Brea pusy

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We've been exiled to what is essentially a /pol/ colony!! HmmmmmMMMmmmm how do we get back to Yea Forums?

What does she smell like?

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Dung

Probably my favorite scene in the season, together with SkekSil’s little carriage speech. I did not expect it and it hit hard. The show is quite good at dropping little bits of character development like that.

>its an autostereogram
>there's no hunter embedded when you reach the focal point

Disgusting and plebpilled

HUP... WANT... DIE

This is all your doing Chamberlain

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Fungus.

DARK CRYSTAL!!! YAAASSSS! I POVE YOU NETFLIX

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WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS NEFARIOUS INTRUSION??

For me its the carriage scene. Also a lot of cool lines in the show like "You have heart, Ill take that too".

I can't wait for skekUng to make skekSil his bitch.

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Underrated waifus coming in

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The one mod doing it is just extraordinarily retarded. He finally got given a bit of power and he's already using it to shit on others. I mean, seriously? Nuking puppet threads on Yea Forums of all places?

That one chick Brea meets in the order of lesser service was cute

There'll be plenty of gelfling slaughter, but full on genocide won't happen. Jen and Kira won't be the only ones left.

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Yea Forums is an absolute shit hole of course the board that shelters homestuck, Steven universe and formerly mlp is a fucking waste of space

Desert Maudra is pretty cute. I hope we see more of those Gelflings, and of Brea’s future bull.

sneedthe

>mfw he's so insecure in his masculinity he can't enjoy some puppet kino

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>tfw probably removed from Yea Forums since the mods hate how the dark crystal generals have devolved from discussion into porn and skekposting
>tfw exiled from a better place because we couldn't keep our darker side in check
>tfw we are the urskeks

PPpppffffttt

Where's my fizzgig plushie? Where's all the merch for this show? What the fuck, Netflix.

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Would Kermit beat Skeksis in a fight?

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Arguably the most attractive puppet in the series! Maybe she'll get some actual screen time on S2.

That’s great. So when do we get to split into cooler, guiltless versions of ourselves and wreck shit?

maybe the death clan
notjing wrong with riding sky manta rays all day

moss and earth

Pretty sure most SU and IZ discussion threads would’ve gotten deleted if that were the case.

Yes

middle one looks like lupita nyongo, so cute

>solos 3 Gelflings in a barfight
honorary irish

He has the powers of mascott and friendship on his side, so probably yes.

Your daily reminder that Kira is the most beautiful, the purest, the kindest and the single bestest girl of the entire franchise

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True

in the franchise yes
but on the netflix show its Brea

Why do you fags want to fuck down syndrome elf puppets

how did she know so much abour Gelflings even though she grew up alone in a podling village?

Podlings can teach her about Gelflings?

Because it was a 90 minute movie that nobody was intending to build a fucking franchise out of

thats how humans work
if it can be fucked you know there is someone somewhere trying to do it

I caved and bought two of the Funko figures (Hunter and Deet) because I just had to own some merch. It's pretty sad that those were the only options.

The 1:1 essence vial replica looks amazing, but it won't release until next year.

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I liked when she was looking at the other gelfling when chamberlain was trying to trick them.

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>buying funko figures

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It's either that or drop $100+ on Weta workshop figures.

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Her voice is simply too damn cute

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Holy fucking kek!

>Funko
if the figures at least looked like the characters it would be worth buying

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yea the Deet one looks like ass

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Ive had this in my faves for years, finally time to share. Enjoy!

Those aren't spikes. Those are penises.
Thats why it shrieks when the Emperor grabs it.

Pls don't lewd the furball

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They've already shown the mechanics for genocide though. The Skeksis think they need 50 gelfling a year to maintain immortality but they clearly get drunk / glutinous on the effect of the essence.
They aren't going to manage their heards responsibly. They're going to binge.

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10/10

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The backstory for the film is that they attempted pic related to cast off their evil but instead split their souls neatly in two.
I don't know if Jim originally conceived of them coming to Thra in the first place because they were banished but the comics say that's what happened. Guess they were guilty from the beginning.

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that was pure kino

The accents make this 10x funnier

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what the hell is that

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pretty sure its the thing from TNG that kills tasha

from what that kills who?

>I don't think anything will ever be like it was again
>No, it will be better

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The Hunter has some cool detail! Planning on adding some weathering and giving it actual eyes. I'd pay 16,00€ for it again.

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star trek the one with baldie-man

>no feet

I wish I were talented enough to make a Skeksis suit. I'd overcome my autism and go to every con to fuck with people.

be honest, would you?

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Yeah, for the viewers.

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no but her sister

Seladon is hotter.

fuck this is making me think these threads are marketing

A freshly ploughed field

yes

What the fuck is wrong with you

Has anyone pre-order from Big Bad Toy Store before? I got money to blow and I saw that Skekso is still available on there.

After the Dark Souls 3 Estus flask fiasco I'm never ever buying bottle replicas

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I have. Pretty good process, I have no complaints.

is this a code word for dragon dildos?

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>Implying you wouldn't let Hup fuck you if he sings to you like that

SkekTek... had a hard life

Wow, that's just awful.

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I would never let Hup fuck me because he deserves to be with aminya Deet and not a sad human incel

is this real and I've just never heard of it
nevermind this happened when I was in military training

anyone give me a rundown?

too bad Deet became wet the moment she met Chadling

Hup deserves mutual hatefucking with Seladon as she constantly comments on how disgusting he is and Hup belting out his most vulgar podling curses for her mistreatment of his friends

That looks like ass, they really screwed you.

I want to pet him and tell him all is well.

Not much to give a rundown on. Prima Games released a $130 "Estus Flask Edition" of the game guide with a
>high-quality, resin replica of the emerald estus flask
Not only does it look like utter shit but it's just a solid chunk of plastic so you can't even drink Sunny D from it.

HUP
WANT
FUCK

Go for it, you lucky user. Show us picks and pls don't hotglue him.

I hate it when companies become so cynical they think they can pull shit like this.

>$130
Wew that is some Fallout 76 tier shit