This movie is fucking garbage

>oh noe!! how could someone kill such a heckin cute dogger pupper borker floofer snoofer!?!?!

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The dog was the straw the broke the camel's back, not the sole qualifier for Wick's agency, brainlet.

It's literally the only thing that set him off. Before he was just le depressed about his dead wife the audience never cared about and wasn't even a character.

You are showing your age, kid. It's painfully obvious you scrape by in English class as your ability to interpret m, extrapolate and communicate ideas is grade school level at best.

Imagine being so enlightened by your own intelligence

Are you seriously pretending that this brain dead popcorn action movie has any complex ideas beyond "shoot the Russian bad guys"?

The education system the world over as a whole has declined to the point where you are lucky to leave jr high or high school being able to accurately describe your feelings, or have high taste and/or ability to criticize honestly and appropriately

they stole his car too retard

He's also ridiculously overpowered. That nightclub scene was just boring to watch because of how effortlessly he was tearing through them,
>John Wick
>high taste
LOL

Is it really so unreasonable to think that three brats breaking into your home, stealing your prized possession, and murdering the posthumous gift of the love of your life might motivate a professional hitman to kill some people?

>t.

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This. It's obvious that the dog was the catalyst, not the reason. The reason was that Wick risked everything to get out of the hell he was working in so he can be with the love of his life. He did the impossible and even took on heavy debt (the blood coin thing). Then his love dies and it was all for nothing, the only thing left was a gift from her in the form of the dog. Just look at his fucking daily routine, it was just waking up and driving around aimlessly while baiting to kill himself in a stunt. Once they took the dog from him it wasn't hard to get a new purpose in his life and take down the whole structure that ruined his life.

american people's weird fixation over dogs and their undying love for them is substitution and only portrays their inability to maintain romantic relationships. its pretty pathetic.

>/r/iamverysmart
see you there, kiddo

Is the motivation your only issue with the movie?

It's usually the hero's woman being killed or kidnapped. If anything, I think revenge for a dog is more relatable. Appaloosa makes a case for this.

Based. It's especially pathetic coming from the animal murder capital of the world. But we really need to stop some illiterate Asian rice farmers from eating dogs, because clearly that is the epicenter of animal abuse.

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Why do you have such a weird fixation for pwecious pwecious furbabies?

>A-Americans!
Obsessed.

>But we really need to stop some illiterate Asian rice farmers from eating dogs, because clearly that is the epicenter of animal abuse.
This but unironically

>This but unironically
explain your reasoning, because I'm taking your post as a plain admission of retardation

Mudslime or chink?

Seething fat obnoxious dim-witted American

reminder that the movie ends with him taking home a shitbull from the pound, a dog that has literally 0 connection to his dead wife

Making arbitrary moral boundaries is what separates us from the chimpanzees.

Dilate. Dilate and cope.

White Christian, actually. Not everyone worships dogs like you do.

I liked the giant and hokey action scenes
Why would you go into it so invested?

Shooting in action movies is boring unless it's a John Woo movie. Otherwise I prefer melee fighting.

What a pathetic comeback. Predictably lazy from an American.

Stay mad /pol/zoomers

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