How could someone live like this?

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That's just a fancy word for slavery.

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see and Do you guys actually want to work in your field or are you just desperate to bitch and complain?

>Do you guys actually want to work in your field
No, that's why I'm enrolling to be a policeman.

Then the conversation doesn't really apply to you, so why complain?

I am 21 years old and I have never kissed a girl. What's it like?

I did do an internship though. I did all that shit. Had decent grades. Internship. And had some connections. Its been a fucking bust.

Do you nean actual "field" internships? Because if so thats what I did and it was fucking worthless apparently.

Because college and internships are a scam.

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Then your problem isn't lacking experience. Keep looking.

Kissing is actually kinda weird and gross, never liked to do it, but girls enjoy it for some reason.Just one of the things you have to do to get yours.

If you want something besides working in law enforcement it certainly isn't a scam. Actually, it can benefit your law enforcement career with certain degrees so I'm not sure what your problem is.

I’m a year younger but no experience either user, have you went on any dates?

gfs are awful unless they're literally perfect. 10/10 face, 10/10 body, 10 personality/intelligence, and even then they're grinding and eat into your personal time. But if you're just a dumb animal who wants to spend his free time with some average ham beast, this doesn't apply.

Finally got a girlfriend after a year of being single. She’s a 40 year old single mom and I’m 30. She has a fit body

just keep trying. I graduated from grad school in 2012, economy was shit. Worked my ass off being poor, then got a real job in two years. 4 years later, now I'm qualified for a $60-$70K job (not to say that's a lot)

This is a good situation. She probably just wants to fuck mostly and not cut into your free time.

Except it is. Actual experience in the field is worthless. Your internship needs to be with the company you are wanting to work for or AT LEAST a company who does something similar. This whole "get out and the field and experience what the actual workers are doing" is a boomer meme that isnt really applicable. At least not anymore.

Anyways I am still looking. Had an interview with Whirlpool yesterday. I dont actually expect that to go anywhere, but if I made it through their HR my resume must be decent enough to make it through most.

>Worked my ass off being poor, then got a real job in two years. 4 years later, now I'm qualified for a $60-$70K job
kek that's nothing. imagine working your ass off and not make six figures lmao @wagecucks

>single mom
The sex better be worth it

Haha imagine how sorry of a loser that must be, haha... like could someone even pull this off?? lol

Single moms are excellent cum dumpsters as the kid keeps them busy, so when they do have free time all they want to do is fuck and relax. Wish it didn't take me this long to realize that, could have been slamming easy pussy all throughout my 20's.

I know. it sucks.

>AT LEAST a company who does something similar.
The work should be similar, that's the fucking point. Was your internship walking a tight rope in the circus while you're applying for a programming job or what?

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No, fren, I have zero experience with wimmin

No girlfriend.
Just coom, go to sleep.

You're already 30, why are you losing your time being a cuck? Don't think it'll be easy for you to start a new family in five or ten years and if you stay with that old hag, she'll soon be unfuckable. Her kid must already hate you by the way.

Did you even read my post? Let me make this clear. I got my degree in petroleum engineering. I listened to the dumb boomer advice of my father to get an internship out on an actual drilling rig. In other words a "field internship". Because companies would "appreciate hiring an engineer who has actually been on a rig". This has been a complete bust and is actually not the case if you want to work for an operator. If you want to do that you apparently need to intern for an operator.

So as I said. If you were talking about an actual "field" internship, they are worthless.

No girlfriend, just coom while taking a bath and keep it in my foreskin then get out of the tub and get water everywhere and dump the coom in the toilet then wash my dick in the bath water then wash my hair in the bath coom water

Did you even read mine? That experience is not the same as the job you're applying for, so yes it is a complete waste.
>If you were talking about an actual "field" internship
I was not, I said experience in your field. Reading helps.

The only guys I know who fuck single moms are the biggest betas ever. Trust me, women have the social skills to only trap the right guy when they're in that situation. It won't be easy at all.

>pumping and dumping is done by betas
Interesting take

anecdote. If a 35-40 yo is good looking and doesn't want to fuck your free time, then fuck her.

>t. barely finished middle school
internship does fuck all, experience is calculated in years not months
internship is only useful if you stay at the same company that you had the internship

No you said "experience in the field". Which is pretty fucking vague and my experience definitely classifies as "in the field". When the reality is EXACTLY like I said. You have to have specific internships doing what you plan to do in your career.

>my experience definitely classifies as "in the field"
>but it wasn't anything like the job I'm applying for

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Pumping and dumping happens is easier with thirty-something regular women than with single moms, it's stupid to make your life more complicated for nothing. They're all into the strong independant woman bullshit even when they're nothing but wageslaves, if you dump them, they'll harass you and bring their kids into the argument. Why are you guys so willing to cuck yourself? Just find a girl with no kids for God's sake.

>If a 35-40 yo is good looking
Even actress are bad looking at that age, you're deluded.

>Pumping and dumping happens is easier with thirty-something regular women than with single moms
Not in my experience, you can keep single moms in your rotation for a long time and they don't waste your time with dumb bullshit, meanwhile other women that age try to trap you in a relationship.
>if you dump them, they'll harass you and bring their kids into the argument.
I see your problem is making it serious in the first place. You can break off with a single mom easy as fuck as long as it's not an actual relationship. Be up front with what you're after user.

Yeah. You hit it spot on
It is
Just found this out too

you spend too much time on the internet, or live in a third world country. There are plenty of 35 yos worth fucking if it's not too much trouble

Major?

>Experience in the field is very valuable and will look significantly better on your resume as opposed to not having an internship or any experience.

So if your post is really just meant to be read as "If you have an internship doing exactly what you plan to be doing in your professional career it will look good on a resume." Then what the fuck is the point of the post? No fucking shit that is ideal.

I live in Western Europe and 35 years old women only look good from a distance of 3 meters and a lot of make-up. Just admit you're desperate, it's okay.

Apply for internships and any job you can find, even minimum wage. Once you land something work for 6 months, update your resume and apply for jobs again, etc.

this no one is gonna check to see if you really worked for a roofing company five years ago

Have fun raising your girlfriend's son.

What makes you think working some shitty job at walmart and updating a resume with that is going to help anyone with a college degree land a job? Furthermore most internships dont hire anyone who has already graduated. Part of the requirement is being enrolled in school

lol, imagine having to work at any point in your life lmao @workcucks

Those internships are easy to get and having one that isn't what you're interested in doing is really odd, so makes me wonder why you ever thought that was a good idea in the first place.

>girlfriend
No one said anything about being in a relationship, just fucking them. Learn to read user.

I got $20 an hour as an intern and it landed me a job. Any business or engineering related internship will pay nowadays.

>Grad school
>60k
lol wtf? I only have a highschool diploma and I made 65k last year. Although I took the tradespill, guess it isn't really a meme.
What did you do to school for biology or some other meme bullshit?

>those internships are easy to get
Now here we are with the retarded take. Acting like getting some internship doing exactly what you will be doing, as say an engineer, is arbitrary and easy to do is incredibly dishonest. It isnt. Every engineer is aiming to get those sorts of internships. Obviously most wont be able to.

>not studying architecture, where internships are required and paid

You'll change your tune after you hit puberty/get a chance with a hot 35 yo

I did memeshit. Trades are legit good careers. oh well could be worse

>Acting like getting some internship doing exactly what you will be doing, as say an engineer, is arbitrary and easy to do is incredibly dishonest.
It was for me but I was getting a degree in programming. Even friends in other fields had internships that are very similar to what they eventually got hired to do.

Hmmm, which is better, being unemployed or having a job (even if it is at walmart)? Jeeze real tough decision.

Poor gur just wanted to see a little BBC and now he's a meme.

If you want a job or internship then you can get one. Laziness and inability to start lower on totem pole is what stops most people bc they let their pride get in the way. The most important part of getting a job is lying and saying you already have one then acting normal and showing up to work and not being a pain in the ass for your boss.

>35 years old women only look good from a distance of 3 meters and a lot of make-up.
I'll admit this is partially true with many of them--but easy sex is easy sex. A 10/10 22 yo with severe anxiety/depression/etc. is worth about a week.

Just lie on your resume no one checks really. Especially about jobs but can’t really get away with it on education stuff. Sometimes you can. I know someone who majored in philosophy, lied and got a computer science job and then taught himself how to code in the summer before he started. Kek now he has a house and an Audi

And the class I went to school with I knew exactly 3 people with internships at an operator. And thats it. Everyone else had to do field based internships with service companies.

Depends. If you are needing to make ends meet yeah obviously. But how is that sort of shit going to help you land a job with your degree?

This is me, but with a girlfriend... who honestly won't shut the fuck up sometimes and it gets on my nerves.

In the only cases when that happens, we're talking about landwhales here, is that what you're so proud to fuck user? No mentally well-ajusted single mom above 4/10 would use Tinder on a daily basis, it's insane.

I'm still a college student, I hit puberty a while ago but I'd rather keep fucking prime pussy for now.
>A 10/10 22 yo with severe anxiety/depression/etc. is worth about a week.
and a 35 years old with kids directly goes to the trash. Crazy bitches are easy to deal with once you're used to them, you gave up too fast.

Sure if you have some sort of retail job. But you are gonna be in for a rude awakening when eventually they start asking more technical questions about the role that you wont be able to answer since you are just lying. I dont know why people pretend like this is truly feasible

Is the kid a girl or a boy? This is important.

This one girl was actually worth it for a few months, but she'd have severe mental breakdowns, horrible depressive eps. I couldn't deal with it. She was a legit 9.7/10 though. Goddamn crazy bitch.

I'm not looking for 35 yos, but if happens to make everything easy, it's going down.

It may be different for me but I've had the bad luck to be born with a really crazy mother, no girl I ever dated was close to her level of mental illness. She goes a mental institute at least twice a year, I instinctively developed social skills to deal with bipolar roasties through my childhood to the point where no girl ever impressed me. I'm obsessed with attractiveness, I can handle a lot of things except some (like single moms) just to get prime pusy.

>But how is that sort of shit going to help you land a job with your degree?

If you owned an engineering firm and were looking to hire a new engineer and it came down to two choices, both candidates are exactly the same, except one has a year of working at mcdonalds under his belt and the other has no work experience, who would you hire?

This guy gets it, play the game or get played by the game.

Yeah, the chances to get caught are too low to not give it a try. Every successful guy has a story of fake resume, as long as he doesn't spread his real infos everywhere on lindekin and social medias, he'll be ok.

Yep. Its all about who you know. If i knew this I wouldn't even gone to school. Like I had this one girl tell me that her cousin works at this job and she was able to get all the interview questions in advance and also her cousin was one of the interviewers. Shit is a joke.

One thing is for sure. Putting any effort into fucking is worthless unless the girl's 10/10. Learned that from experience. Drink tequila to make the sloppy pig fuckable? NO!

Depends. Which graduated more recently? That person has more recent "engineering" experience.

I wouldn't rate any girl 10/10 but I think we're talking about the same thing. I only put effort to fuck the girls that everybody wants and I already gave a hard pass to a fat chick who just wanted a quick fuck. To think that I would've to kiss and foreplay with a girl that I don't desire is beyond me. The reason why I can't understand the dudes who fuck singles moms is because I would just jerk off if I had no access to attractive girls for a while. Fapping is better than fucking ugly landwhales or single moms with their son in the other room.

Are you retarded? Obviously you need to know the area you’re applying but to fill the gaps you can lie and embellish

Bootlicker

I disagree. Pussy is always better than my hand. Also what about a girl being a mom makes her too unattractive to fuck? I have fucked a couple of girls who were early to mid 20s that had kids and they were attractive.

>both candidates are exactly the same, except one has a year of working at mcdonalds under his belt

reading comprehension can also help you get a job

Oh so in this retarded made up scenario the only two applicants are exact clones of each other except one worked at mcdonalds for a year. Surely you see how stupid and irrelevant this scenario is right?

You still haven't said who you would hire, instead you try to come up with bullshit and excuses making yourself look stupid. Obviously the employer would hire the guy with work experience because he has proven he can function in a work place environment. Stop trying to reason why things should be a certain way and just adapt to how they are. You have to start somewhere and a degree doesn't get you a promotion like it does in the army.

Pussy with a condom

>be me
>30 year old boomer
>got a degree, no student debts because my country cares about education
>after graduation I do nothing for 3 months
>decide to get a job
>search on the internet for 10 minutes, find a couple of decent positions near me
>send out 2 applications
>one of them was rejected because the job was already taken
>the second place called me 2 days later
>"How about you come for an interview in two days?"
>the interview was basically them telling me why I should work for them
>basically got the job just for showing up
What's the problem of zoomers? The system works perfectly

>if you strip away literally EVERYTHING that would make one individual more qualified than another than surely this almost irrelevant difference will get them hired
You are SO FUCKING STUPID. How do you not see how fucking dumb this is? Fact of the matter even in this completely unrealistic situation the person who comes off as more likeable in the interview is going to get hired.
>hurr but they have the exact same personality in the interview

>In the only cases when that happens, we're talking about landwhales here
That's not the case at all.
>No mentally well-ajusted single mom above 4/10 would use Tinder on a daily basis
Who said anything about Tinder? What is wrong with you?

>both candidates are exactly the same
This never happens though. Any minuscule advantage you'd get from collecting carts at Walmart (which in any technical job is of literally zero value, like you wouldn't even put that on a resume because it has nothing to do with the job you're going for) comes at the cost of months or years of your life, and the loss of knowledge and relevant experience that comes from stagnating on 7 bucks an hour for however long

>he has proven he can function in a work place environment
This is boomer shit. 99% of applicants are going to have a couple of wagecuck jobs on their resume from when they were in high school/undergrad. No specialized field is going to even consider the advantages that 2 months of burger-flipping experience imparts to someone who wants to fix computers.

do Americans really work for free while attending classes they took a loan to pay for?

you were single for any entire year? how the fuck did you survive? I can't imagine, they should make a movie about your story

>you gave up
How is fucking a single mom giving up? You should be fucking whatever you find attractive, from the college pussy to the mid 20's slag that already got knocked up to the mid 30's milf that took care of herself.

Do third worlders really think internships are unpaid?

You’re a dumbass, imagine you applying with nothing on your resume besides mediocre grades and myself applying with 2 4 month internships and connections made with managers at those companies that I put down as references. Every nigger on this website does nothing but complain that they have to put actual effort in to making connections by eating lunch with their manager and going out for a drink, you fags will eternally be miserable no matter with a degree or without because you are nothing but socially inept retards

>imagine if your mom was a cum dump in your childhood
A lot of women are. Odds are yours was as well.

>Pussy is always better than my hand.
You can't just fuck an ugly chick right in the pussy without kissing and making her believe that she's anything else than a disgusting creature. It just doesn't work that way and I don't want to kiss and touch a girl I don't like.
>Also what about a girl being a mom makes her too unattractive to fuck?
Man, it just feels so wrong, we're definitely not wired the same way, imagine if your mom was a cum dump in your childhood, how would you feel about that? If I was the kid, I would daydream about killing the man who makes my mom moan when I'm trying to sleep. Also, don't tell me that an attractive man who could fuck whatever he wants would go for the single mom, it only happens with mentally ill fetishists. It's for guys who can't get better than that.

>30 years old
Did you get a PhD or something? And how did you support yourself financially all that time?

I deleted to correct of spelling mistake.
To answer you, my dad married my mom when they were both 16 years old virgins. They're still married. Maybe a lot of women are whores, maybe your mom is whore but don't project that hard.

Your mom sucked plenty of dicks behind your dad's back, you know it.

If a girl is attractive i dont see how it matters that she is a mom or not. You are just fucking her, its not like you are adopting her bastard. As far as what the kid thinks i dont care. Im not thinking about him. Also the moms I fucked would only do it at night when the kids were asleep. And she wasnt particularly loud. I would think most mothers would make sure their child didnt know they were getting railed a room over.

It's the comfiest life there is. No one to nag or distract you, you're free to pursue whatever strikes your fancy. Want to go innawoods for a week? Take a vacation and just go. Want to spend all evening in the gym? No one will complain. It's fucking perfect, unless you're a neurotypical who requires human company. Then I pity you.

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All I see when I read your posts are excuses. There is probably a reason why you don't have a job and it's not the economy, not employers, and not donald trump, it's you.

Your posts are becoming more and more empty, it's hard to find anything to say to someone that hollow, can you try to write even less words next time?
Being too weak to deal with young women's shit tests and lowering your standards to used goods is giving up for me. Use as much mental gymnastic as you want, you won't convince me otherwise. It's not hard to deal with a slighly crazy college girl once you're used to it. An attractive guy will go for the youngest, prettiest girls he can find, it's a biological fact.

I'm not here to nurse your cuck fantasies, user. Just shut the fuck up and it'll be okay.

>Being too weak to deal with young women's shit tests
But you can fuck young women as well as single mother's. Is the concept of a rotation alien to you? I'm sorry you can't handle more than one woman at once, not everyone has charisma.

There is no reasoning, the people here who have a degree are usually just as sperg as the neets on r9k who kept their head down and did their coursework without meeting a single soul, they thought college was for the degree and not the connections and now blame everyone else for why they can’t interact with the average normalfaggot without having an autism fit

What are the excuses you idiot? Im pointing out how retarded you are. The advantage bagging peoples groceries will give you in a job hunt are miniscule AT BEST. So much so that they might as well not be considered since literally EVERY OTHER aspect will help out more.

I care about the kid and I hate women who don't respect their own kids, I won't have any desire to put myself into this kind of unethical trouble because I'm in my 20s and I get the girls I want. As I said, if you don't feel good enough for regular girls or if you've convinced yourself that it wasn't the problem and you just happened to attract many desperate single moms even if you could definetely fuck every girl you want, I can't help you.

Might help if you are going from your local grocery store to walmart. But if you are trying to get an actual career this shit is irrelevant. Unironically kill yourselves

>I'm sorry you can't handle more than one woman at once, not everyone has charisma.
Embarassing stuff, dude.

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Thats the point nigger. If she is an attractive girl and i have the opprotunity to fuck her why wouldnt i? Unless your implication here is that you have several equally or more attractive girls throwing themselves at you daily. Furthermore how is a kids mom getting dicked down without his knowledge disrespecting him? You seem a little overly sensitive.

>can't imagine being able to pull more than one woman and begins projecting his insecurities
ouch, hit the gym user

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what is this from?

I'm still cringing to your last post user, give me time to recover.
I can only speak for myself but when I fuck a girl of my age, I don't think about finding an old hag to put my dick into. Have you tried grannies for your rotation?

honest investigator

True detective

according to the google definition of internship they sometimes are

honestly this

The truth

I’m sure Walgreens is paying you big boy dollars as assistant manager since you can’t get a job for your degree, meanwhile I’m one year from graduating and I’m enjoying making 30 dollars an hour at a company where the manager has the same fraternity as me. Maybe you can give your mom a discount on birth control so you don’t end up having my son as a half brother faggot

I wonder how many of you poor bastards would leap at the chance to fuck a cute 35 yo, let alone a hot/mentally ill 22 yo.

Maybe I'm a bit sensitive and so, you're more close to be a nigger than me. I just don't like the idea, the times I had a girlfriend that I could fuck all day along, my balls were empty enough to not look for women who already shat a kid.

>sometimes

all day long*

So you only fuck one woman at a time? Why get so upset that other men are more successful?

Wagie life is misery

>getting so btfo that your posts arent even making sense anymore
Literally all over the place. Embarrassing. The only one advocating working at a place like walgreens is you

at least when his life is like that he's doing something he gives a shit about
imagine doing that at a dead end job you hate
haha
imagine that!

That was just his cover, remember? He was doing B&E's at Tuttle's places and scouring the swamps for missing persons all that time.

>So you only fuck one woman at a time?
No, I even had a threesome when I was 17 years old and many hook-ups as a college freshman. If you want to know more about me, I'm trying to finish my degree and become a lawyer, I have no time to go out at night or to text every girl I know, 4channel is already too much of a waste of time at this point. I got a few girlfriends since, all of my age or younger and attractive enough to have many beta orbiters over them. I don't think I'm the less successful person here but I wish every user to have a lot of sex.
I just hate single moms and the guys who find excuses to make themselves believe they're ok.

faggot

>admitting fratfag connections are the only reason you're employable
Cancer.

You just kinda go numb to the world around you. Good news is that unless you are a complete loser, you can start to bank a small fortune in time.

I’m not the other user dipshit, I’m not advocating working at Walgreens I’m advocating getting a paid internship and making connections in college like you failed to do. Walgreens is the insult because that’s all you’ll ever be able to work at since your wasted your years at college sitting in your dorm and not joining organizations that push your life forward, some internships are shit, but plenty aren’t and you’re just assblasted no one wants to hire a fuckwit nobody who wasted his college years

Implying I don’t hate the fraternity and only use it for connections, hate it all you want but I’ll be the one with a job while putting in half the work while you cucks try as hard as you can but since you’re a sperg you can’t make it

Oh so you are just some retard hopping into the middle of a reply chain making irrelevant posts to the discussion that was at hand. I see.

I'm really glad I'm not american, the nepotism seems insane in Burgerland, in Europe, there is no club except the sport clubs and they are just a way to not pay a club at full price outside of college.

All I see is homos making excuses why they can’t get a job while simultaneously arguing against the number one thing most people use to get one. I don’t need to read the full conversation to see that you’re a faggot who wasted his time and money at college and now regrets it and projects his failures on everyone else

Whatever you say, cultist. You're the one paying dues to your anachronistic sectarian nonsense scheme.

unpaid internships are fucking bullshit, you end up with people lazily doing jack shit just to get credit and stealing office supplies. this shit should be illegal, fucking pay people for their work its like basic of society

Except you clearly didnt read anything except the original post you felt some faggy need to come defend. The whole conversation was about how that other user is a retard for thinking some sort of shitty retail job is at all helpful when trying to find an actual job. So maybe you should stay out of conversations in which you have literally ZERO indication what they are about.

I was just using my fraternity as an example of connections, there’s another guy in my internship who’s doing just fine and already has a job lined out after this semester when he graduates, nepotism May be bad but at least there are clear ways to get your foot in the door, id rather they not exist either but if their is an opportunity I’d be a fool for not using it

Maybe, he just picked the wrong degree. STEM guys don't need connections if they have decent grades.

Well if that’s the case you’re still a fucking retard, my first internship a year and a half ago was from knowing the boss of the hardware store I worked at who was friends with people at a local engineering firm, I got the interview and the job because of a connection I made at my high school part time job, keep seething you dumbass reject

I don't blame the people who take what they can get obviously but your education system seems a bit fucked.

Holy shit how fucking stupid are you? Literally NO ONE is saying anything about having a lack of internships. This is PURELY about the other user implying some sort of shitty retail job is helpful in getting an actual career. Seriously why are you so defensive towards that other user?

FALSE. I literally majored in STEM (engineer). And if you didnt have a good internship or have a good connection to get you hired. Stop talking about shit that you have no clue about

*you will have a hard time getting a job

>wake up for work at 5 get home at 5
>go to sleep at 9
>4 hours of free time
>spend an hour of it napping and another hour making dinner, another hour taking care of any other things that have to be done, 1 hour of free time to shitpost on 4channel
>I'm supposed to do this until I die
just fucking kill me

Read the entire post you illiterate nigger I was working at a retail job and that’s how I got my first interview and internship with a local country, the fact you can type on a keyboard is blowing my mind

Don't lie, I know you, you're a NEET and you just called your mom for tendies.

Get a dog lmao

I got a dog, he pissed on me the next day.

>lol just spend hours working for free when already paying for tuition, textbooks, etc
i fucking hate boomers

EXCEPT IT WASNT THE FUCKING WORK THAT GOT YOU THE INTERNSHIP YOU DUMB KIKE. Thats the whole point. You got it because you met someone, obviously this isnt a fucking possibility at just any retail job. Seriously why THE FUCK are you doubling down so hard in defense of some other random user whose beliefs already got btfo?

You are very stupid user....

>paid internship
that's just called a job user

I pay 500 dollars a year which if you noticed above, I make thirty dollars an hour which pays for it in less than a week, if 1500 dollars for three years membership in an organization that’s helping me get a job is what it costs then who cares

what's the story behind this mf

Yes it is possible at any fucking retail, people know people who know people, just because you refuse to accept the fact that it happens all the fucking time to people who are searching for it isn’t my problem, if the job has 50 fucking people and they have a standard amount of relatives there’s hundreds of fucking connections right there, it doesn’t even have to be direct, your seething has made my day though

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Excellent point I’m sorry

bro that's creepy

>doesn't read or even try to understand that internships can be paid positions
I hate lazy zoomers

Being ignorant on a polish basket weaving board is fun and all but it's not going to improve your job prospects if that's what you're here complaining about.

And you keep doubling down. Very strange. And now your argument is that surely in any given retail environment you will meet someone whose cousins friend can hook you up with some fortune 500 internship. Despite the fact that still means you got an internship because you met somebody and not because of the actual work, which is what this discussion was about to begin with. Hopefully that internship/frat pays off because you are very clearly too fucking stupid to get a job outside of that.

If the people working in retail had the connections to hook some random up, why the fuck would they be working in retail??? Im thinking that other user might be right and you are just incredibly stupid. But go on and tell me how seething i am

>I just hate single moms and the guys who find excuses to make themselves believe they're ok.
You seem to spend a lot of time inventing strawmen for a guy that's so busy.

let me correct myself; that's just a job with zero security and zero benefits.

Everybody lies on their resume, enhanced yours.
It might fuck you in the interview, but you learn to fake it.

>implying I even have an internship let alone 2
>implying I didn’t start spewing bullshit numbers because I could see you retards frothing at the mouth because of some other anons arguments.

I hope you both think you spent your time well arguing with a neet on the internet and wasting your time faggots

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Honest Inspector

i don't sleep
i just dream

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I lived like this for a decade before I got a girlfriend. I’ve no idea how I did it. The difference is night and day.

Hey guys I have sex.

Can we stop being autistic and discuss how great this show is?

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based groomer

>i was merely pretending to be retarded
God I havent seen a post this pathetic in awhile. Thanks for bringing me back user

Yeah
>Stoner retard pizza delivery guy
>Decent at fucking around with computers
>On a whim send a bs resume at a major construction company saying I have all these certs and a program
>Now making 6 figures in a corporate office as the head of IT just helping old men who've never used a computer before set up their emails and checking their search history to make sure no ones jacking off in their office

Imagine defending internships you pathetic faggot

I don’t know what to say user I’m glad I brought back memories

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>lol bro just find a paid internship in a sea of millions of unpaid internships
>who cares if it's not in your field? experience is experience right XD

But I didn't say any of that and paid internships are not uncommon. Why do you lie?

>work from home
>some of it is tedious and $25/hour
>Some is very interesting and $30/hour
>some is tedious but easy and $40/hour

It's a good spot to be in, but I want to level up to more pay in 2020. Maybe get a govt salaried job where I only work a few hours a day, leave at 445, and collect 75K.

honestly bro why not just become neet
this can't be worth it

what are you doing from home?

neets seem to have an even worse lot in life if this place is any indication

top kek wagies

I cant, both my parents are dead and i cant get benefits from the government so there's nothing to fall back on, when my parents died i got trapped in a very high cost of living area and i cant save money to leave because everything goes towards rent and bills and utilities, I have to bust my ass just to scrape by, even if i could move i don't know what i would do for work.
This is my nightmare

Go to school or get some sort of trade, a lot of trade schools have night classes if that suits your schedule better. It's tough but you won't get anywhere doing nothing.

He’s the coomer. He is a porn addict. Goes to porn conventions every year. Tweets his favorite porn stars every day. Posts pics of himself grabbing pornstars as well

feels a lot more natural than expected

Yes

hmm at least none of you are 31 year old ugly skilless talentless poorfag touchless kissless socially retarded virgin NEETs like me. you guys still have time and hope

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>Most internships are unpaid

The vast majority of interns working at for-profit organizations must be paid at least the minimum wage and any applicable overtime. Technically, paid interns are temporary employees and treated virtually the same as regular employees with respect to labor law. But you may legally hire an unpaid intern if the following six criteria are met:
smallbusiness.findlaw.com/employment-law-and-human-resources/unpaid-internship-rules.html

Depends. Mine sometimes eats garlic and then I do not like it so much. Usually it's alright though. One time she kissed my penus, that was really fun.

yeah, I'm only a kissless virgin

Stop napping, cook faster, and get off this fucking site. I literally cannot imagine spending time here unless I'm slow at work or taking a shit.

>paying for friends

marketing internships are generally unpaid
many arts/journo internships are too.

I'm just a virgin and soon will be 20...
Things aren't looking good for me. When other people around me have their parents buying them cars and apartments, I need to start thinking about what happens if my father dies and what if I'll be homeless. I can't even find a job right now, so I could finish getting my driver's license.

>took two semesters of community college so I can check the "some college" option
>wrote down a fake job and awards using a friend's business (not that anyone actually checks)
>obtain any job I want as long as I've got a license for it
Wow, simple. Easy even.

>useless careers have useless internships

nigger he said he has 1 hours free time a day

He works every single day? I worked full time while going to school, I don't understand how people give up so easily.

>decide to try the trade meme
>look up job prospects
>pretty decent
>a year and a half of waiting to go to school and a year and a half of school later
>every job ad now "Entry position: 3-5 years experience in this exact industry / 3-5 years experience in this other industry / must be red seal millwright / must have electricians certificate / part time / 21.00 an hour no benefits"

And then because it's election time here in Canada we have a bunch of faggots braying on the news about how we need more skilled young people and more skilled immigrants. At this point I don't give a fuck: Antifa, Alt Right, whoever, I just want SOME movement to actually start rising up so I can join them, even if all we do is put politicians in trunks.

I had to work for free to get my hours to qualify for my certification. No one gives a shit about internships or practicum experience. They don't want to train, they want you know how to do the job day one, and be qualified to do one or two others on top of that.

we could meet up
then neither of us would be virgins

Why did you wait so long to go to trade school?

What fucking govt job will pay that much? The vast majority pay like shit. Good benefits though

he experienced enough

The fact that he didn't answer this question speaks volumes. I majored in something stupid and now I'm going back for computer science.

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