ITT: unfilmable novels
ITT: unfilmable novels
Henry Foster
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Carter Murphy
Grayson Davis
>unreadable novels
Jackson Parker
heroin...lmao
Elijah Hall
watched this fucker three times. It is very entertaining. Cronenberg did a great job. But it really should have been a miniseries. There is a lot more insane material in the book.
Charles Ortiz
Michael Long
A 100% true to the novel Dracula. It would be a boring expo dump for the majority of the movie.
Bentley Hernandez
Brayden Flores
why? I read it and I got bored by the half
Josiah Brown
Jace Cox
Chase Morris
Mason Smith
exactly, it would be about 4 hours long and bore the shit out of people like you
Tyler King
the movie sucked
althought it's much better than anything in Cronenberg's shitty 80s run
Luke Harris
It can be adapted but not very well. Blood Meridian is very descriptive and poetic with its descriptions and details. You can't translate that to film.
James Martin
You misspelled unreadable.
Burroughs is garbage.
John Jenkins
>Blood Meridian is very descriptive and poetic with its descriptions
Grayson Baker
Jaxson Edwards
this isn't unfilmable. i'd just like to see it.
Landon Scott
All attempts have failed. And I don't mean because some retards missed the point and turned it into generic capeshit, I mean how they fail to convey the style and the color palette
Hudson Murphy
Anything that is good. If it was meant to be a book then that is the medium it should be in. Same goes for any kind of art. Try making a film about The Thinker, for example.
Justin Powell
Adrian Moore
Why post a picture of yourself?
Carter Murphy
Its descriptions are descriptive?
Ian Cooper
The movie was pretty good you fag contrarian.
Gabriel Morgan
Sure it is you pajeet snyder fanboy
Christopher Reyes
This guy gets it
Hunter Gomez
>Why post a picture of yourself?
Jordan Watson
Carson Myers
cringe
Carter Lopez
Go watch capeshit you retard
Colton Myers
Whoops.
Joseph Mitchell
I can't imagine being this level of pleb
Daniel Lewis
insecure pleb detected
Gavin Jenkins
Movies can and have been made about literally anything. The Thinker is nothing more than a product of Rodin's inner thoughts and feelings, and movies are a good medium it comes to conveying these things.
Julian Brown
But that's his best period you slut
Aiden Brooks
It's still only a small part of the book
Blake Ortiz
Holy shit in how many movies Anthony Quinn and Irene Papes have been in together
Colton Richardson
>Go watch capeshit you retard
Isaiah Brown
Damn. I'd want to see that.
"Well just one more day in Interzone, here's that mugwump again on the machine"
Parker Scott
Parker Mitchell
You misunderstand me. The purpose of an adaption at it's core is to change the nature of an artwork. If a book is good it does not need to be changed and so an adaption is only ever reductive to the work.
Dylan Kelly
with a mere flourish of a rusty sardine can lid I could remove your pecker and balls & make a real legitimate cunt outta ya
Alexander Turner
Your funny pictures don't hurt me
Find an argument I challenge you
Christian Russell
If you don't think that Crash and his 2010s movies aren't his best works you MUST return to a certain site that starts with r and ends with t where you can freely discuss le epic 80s and their shitty practical effects
Nolan Hill
>that pic
A film is never a simple imitation of nature. It's an interpretation that will always be subjective.
Dylan Martinez
I agree, but the significance of his speech holds power in the idea he can so assuredly make the claim to begin with. He believes and so has passion, whether he is right or wrong is irrelevant before those things. And I think that is art, in a way.
Isaiah Walker
His 2010's movies are nothing more than pseud bullshit, aside from History of Violence, and that Freud movie was not bad.
Jackson Cox
I think your man-bun is cutting off the circulation to your brain, basedcuck.
Henry Rivera
The ending would probably be controversial even now.
Adam Mitchell
Meanwhile Psycho was based off a book, and did it WAY better than the book could dream of.
Sometimes adaptations refine a form of art—each individual artists interpretation chiseling the art to perfection.
Gabriel Ward
Noah Hill
I think this has to be the winner. Reading it right now and there's no way you could make a movie or even a series the average person could keep up with out of it.
Easton Smith
haven't seen the movie
what did they fuck up?
Jonathan Murphy
>History of Violence
>His 2010's movies
Jonathan Perez
Actually no, I believe this is highly filmable
HOWEVER, pic related?
Dominic Long
Jonathan Bailey
the blood in your system has no brain to go to 80s loving cuck-o
Jeremiah Roberts
I see you that and raise you
Gavin Wright
Because the book was no good. I said, good books. Certainly one can find gold in garbage, but what is the purpose of turning gold into gold?
Jackson Harris
On a sidenote, has any of you read his "Consumed" book?
Luis Fisher
Are you insinuating it would be impossible to convey the style and colour palette? That's like the easiest thing to do. Snyder just likes his shit in that murky bloom slo-mo style he does.
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The hard part about adapting Watchmen is working in all of the extra world building, like the snippets from Hollis Mason's biography, or Rorschach's psychological records, and not making it five hours long.
Angel Hill
Doctor Benway's story about a guy who could talk out of his anus until the anus took full control could be a cool animated short
Adrian Watson
I did. It's a mess, you can clearly see that it used to be a script that he couldn't film so he just novelized it, but story and characters were really meh anyway. I remember it was full of detailed descriptions of camera equipment.
Evan Flores
I read the synopsis on wikipedia and it sounds pretty tame and good, why is it controversial?
Noah Williams
Alexander Hall
I never got around to finishing it, but I don't see why it wouldn't be doable, unless it gets really crazy at the end. It would be visually stunning too.
Jayden Wood
I know it's not impossible, but Snyder and this retard that's doing the tv shown now think that only way to do Watchmen is if you film it in total darkness, add some shades of blue, bright yellow for the logo and that's it.
Landon Powell
I can think of at least two things wrong with that title
Michael Ortiz
I had the exact same thought in mind, it really felt like a movie that got discarded
Noah Reed
Why are you writing like a fag?
Joshua Ortiz
Based Pynchon poster
Nathan Baker
I mean it's doable, but considering that it would make no profit and that it would require a lot of fucking money to be made at that, it's practically impossible to do
Maybe if it was the 70s
Jose Torres
Why are you writing to a fag? You gay or something?
Sebastian Ross
They actually had a Lord of Light adaptation in the works, and commissioned Jack Kirby to draw some concept art. They wanted to make a theme park too.
Camden Mitchell
How are you so good at spotting fags? Are you one thyself?
Levi Smith
this is my favorite title of all time
Connor Russell
The Silmarillion