MY FUCKING WIFE HAS AN ASS IN HER COCK IN THE DRIVEWAY

MY FUCKING WIFE HAS AN ASS IN HER COCK IN THE DRIVEWAY

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>wife
>her cock
tranny shit is everywhere.

Why is nina hartley the best bros?

Nina Hartley always has a cock in her ass, I'm surprised she doesn't shit herself involuntarily.

he's distraught

it adds verisimilitude

Who’s Nina Hartley

A very sexy old woman, who at the time of filming was a very sexy middle aged woman

based and grannypilled

jewish porn star that has been doing porn for 40 years, also plays the wife in boogey nights,

truth.
very nice person too.

>girls always act like they love anal in porn
>barely get it 2 inches in my gf ass and she starts crying
why did porn lie to me?

Serves him right, he trusted a jew

>porn for 40 years

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not a problem for people with little dicks like me. i feel bad for you user.

>has been doing porn for 40 years
Imagine the smell

Did you just lube up and ram it in there?

She's in jail

>marry a whore
>expect her to stop being a whore
When I first watched Boogie Nights in my early teens I felt sorry for him. Now in my late 20s I feel nothing but contempt.

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??

All women are whores.

slip her some poppers bro

>having sex with a girl
>seems like she's enjoying herself
>tells me I can put my dick in her ass if I want
>"Your dick is perfect for anal"
Fucking bitch. Why would you tell a guy he has a small dick during sex? It was tough to finish with that shit going in my mind.

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Half sex.

>Have 7.5 inch cock.
>Fucking girl I knew in high school.
>"Put it in my ass, user."
>"Okay."
>Fuck her ass and blow my load in her colon.

Shit was SO cash.

same, I clap when he shoots himself.

>HAS AN ASS IN HER COCK
Hod did she manage that?

I'm pissed my gf won't let me do anal cause my "dick is too big". Which is kinda true, it's 9.5 inches. But she let her babydick ex fuck her ass. It's not fair!

>it's 9.5 inches
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>it's 9.5 inches.

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characters that are literally me

Are you the wife?

I always knew I should do porn. If only I wasn't fat.

You know being fat is easily treatable, right?

>tfw 5" king of dicklets and all of my gfs have let me take the dirt road home
It's a mixed feeling

she liked his dick better even if she denies it

>Macy's flub
>Marky Mark's blank stare as he's trying to remember his line

is PTA the king of accidental kino?

>flub
100% intentional

of all the posts that never happened, this never happened the most

it is highly erotic

the last bit should lead you onto that, we're in post-post irony here, lad

Post pics

queen of porn

>Western average: Average
>Eastern average: Big

FUCK YOU GI FUCKA YOU GI