User! I heard you need financing for a movie you wrote. Go ahead, pitch it to me. What's it about?

Boats.

Once is enough to swear off this faggot for good...you never saw Dubya crying about all the parodies and shit about him

Ryan Gosling fucks Isabela Moner for like 12 minutes straight. Oh, and it’s a retro noir that takes place in the eighties so we can cash in in on that faux nostalgia wave.

Listen Donald. I have this movie okay, it's about a guy and this movie believe me, it's the best thing I've ever written. Not like Steven Spielberg or as I like to call him, loser Steven. This guy writes, this guy loser Steven, writes bad movies, okay. But I have the best. I have an uncle, he writes movies, the best movies. He looks at me and he says, this guy knows how to write good movies. So? Can I have the money

Instant kino.

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Three people in the Ukrainian province one of them is an incel who tries to shoot up the university at the end and other two are depressed bitch who's also the teacher in that university (and gets killed by the incel in the end) and another depressed bitch who's a student in that university.

It's about a drumpfy wumfy that gets too blumpfy.

Rambo vs Antifa

Simpsons the movie with Trump as the main character.
I've grown to love this skit and i would like to see more.
Would be the funniest movie in the last 5 or so years.

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This but instead of Gosling it's me and instead of 12 minutes of fucking I get nervous, can't get an erection and leave the filming set while a camera crew follows me as I drive aimlessly around the city monologuing about how I'm broken beyond repair for an 1hour 40 minutes.

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a historical epic about the rise and fall of the byzantine empire

A sequel to Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo entitled Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo 2: Breakin' 3

> Hello, Cannes film festival?

It's Bloodsport but with fight scenes only.

Its the Power Ranger Rant

A miniseries would be cool.

A miniseries directed/produced by Mel Gibson would be absolute kino.

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your hired

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It's about a fat old narcissist with tiny hands who memes his way to the presidency by appealing to white supremacists and people who are too stupid to understand science

>I have to say I love Linkara
>I was watching...
>I was watching various places
>And I saw Linkara, the great Linkara
>He did Atop the Fourth Wall
>And he talk about the famous Power Rangers Rant, right?
>He said "Will it be out when it's out"
>And we like that, "Will it be out when it's out"
>But great work ethic
>It was so good when Iron Liz was there
>The Great Iron Liz

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>t. Scientifically illiterate Trumptard

Alright so check this out, Donald. In the middle of nowhere, a bland looking CIA man awaits the arrival of a nuclear physicist and his friends. Among the group of friends is the mysterious masked man called Bane, but the CIA man won't know because Bane and the others are hooded. Though suspicious, the CIA man decides to bring them onboard. Once in the air, he'll begin to interrogate them by sticking them out of the plane's door, head first. But if they don't talk, he'll shoot them and then throw them outta the plane.

What do you think of this so far?

Realistic, gritty, bone chilling sitcom about first martian colonists (/w laugh track)

>t.72 genders science man

He's not coming back from that

It's about an orange retard that deepthroats Israel and betrays the country he was elected to lead. Sound familiar?

Just make a movie based on this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_for_Castle_Itter

Mutiny in the ranks? . . .(He doodles a boy pealing off plastic tits) It could come to that . . . He doodles a boy looking at another boy's ass. A light bulb attached to his head lights up) . . . So why not put the royal family in a Darlington semidetached on a middle-class income and let them prove themselves in a TV serial . . .

Philip and the Queen are doing all right. She is known as Queen to all the nabors where she runs a small grocery shop. Every customer receives the same gracious smile and quick inquiry as to the family she is good at remembering things like that and keeping a line moving at the same time she learned that shaking millions of hands. Philip sells ecology equipment to factories . . . Good at his work and believes in it . . . strong middle-class message there Charles is a successful pop singer. Why they all get knighted in the end one way or another and the wind-up is back in Buckingham stronger than ever . . .

Don't you think there is some limit somewhere to what people will stand still for? Suppose the ecology equipment doesn't work? Suppose the Queen's gracious smile is reserved for her white customers she has eyes for Enoch Powell and flying saucers . . . Suppose Bonny Prince Charlie . . ."

"For Chrisakes we're building them up not down . . . the Family . . ."

"All right call in the special effects boys and give them supernatural powers . . ."

"Never go too far in any direction is the basic rule on which Limey Land is built. The Queen stabilizes the whole sinking shithouse . . ."

"I tell you anything that is not going forward is going out . . . You know what we can do with special effects and electric brain stimulation . . . Some joker gets out of line we press a button and he shits in his pants at sight of her. That at least would be a step in some direction . . ."

It's the story of businessman who only started with a dream and a $300 million inheritance from his father.

The main character has a good brain and says a lot of smart things.

He takes his paltry $300M bankroll and makes a fortune in real estate in the 80's. He writes a best selling book on the art of deal-making, goes bust just a few times, and appears in a commercial for a pizza joint or two.

Then he stars in super-popular reality TV show.

I'm thinking towards the end he becomes president of the US and one of the greatest Twitter trolls of all time.

I got a proposition Don, we just post pictures of stars who have proven themselves to be cucks for 1 hour then in the last 30 minutes its a huge orgy of BBC and their wives

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A human child brought up by sloths. It's will be quite the slowburner. But trust me, it's a million dollar idea.

boats

>A teenage girl on Tumblr is the same as the President of the United States claiming that the greenhouse effect is a Chinese hoax

Spoiler alert: the gangly white dude is the one tapping the most strange because his wife has a low sex drive.

Slasher horror film but told from the perspective of the monsters

>Be inbred, deformed family
>Shunned by society
>Forced to live deep in the countryside and be self sufficient
>Be a normal loving family with serious health problems just trying to live in peace
>Group of loud, obnoxious 20somethings set up camp 1/2 mile from your homestead
>Loud music, fireworks, motorbikes, parties and other noises disrupt your peaceful way of life
>An accidental encounter sees one of the invaders freak out and kill one your inbred kids
>Your wife, who is also your mother, is beside herself with grief. She wants justice.
>You and the rest of the family tool up and decide to protect your home and your family from the invaders
>By the end all of your family have been wiped out
>It's just you versus a conventionally attractive woman who just refuses to die
>She finally leaves after thinking she's killed you
>But you are not dead. Just alone.
>Your entire family slaughtered just because you looked different

fuck dup

It is you tard

John Wick but in ancient greece

Ahh so it's a fiction I see.

Donald, we're gonna get that Evangelion movie made and Michael Bay should be the director.

Friendly reminder

MAKING FUN OF TRUMP IS NOT FUNNY

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A cowboy movie but cows are riding humans instead of the other way around

I laughed

I thought you declared bankruptcy five times. How could you possibly finance a movie?

Russian rubles

It’s about a Roman legion that tries to push back the central asian barbarian invasions of the late BCs so that Germany and England never get created. I will call it Ptolemy Forever.

I will make a biopic about you but every character is black.

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It’s about an old rich man who basically watches his life fall apart as he realizes that his daughters husband (a Jew) is entirely responsible for his success in life.

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>i-itll happen this time. me accusing you of collushun with russia and saying something racist is grounds for impeachment.
ok sweetie. impeaching trump now.
sent ;)

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That would be the best thing ever. Would he prefer a xiphos or a kopis?

your daughter ivanka and 5 oiled up mandingos in 1 room for 2 hours

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I am literally a scientist and I support trump. I bet if you were one of my students your head would implode in a fit of rage lmao

Imagine being a leftist past the age of 18

>loses $1bn in ten years
nothin' personnel, dad :^)

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HE WON GET OVER IT LIBTARD!

This right here is the reason why I'm against affirmative action. You end up with retards like this.

>Drumpf is never going to win. Spoiler Alert: She wins.
>The election isn't rigged, Drumpf. You're just losing.
>I... I mean Drumpf won the election, but we can't let him get the nuclear codes. The faithless electors will save us.
>I... I mean the election was literally hacked by Russians and Drumpf is an illigitimate president!
Impeachment happening any day now.
>I... I mean Drumpf is working for Russian Oligarchs. They have a blackmail peepee poopoo video tape!
>I... I mean Drumpf accepted campaign money from Russian oligarchs!
>I... I mean Drumpf colluded with Russia!
>I... I mean Drump obstructed justice and stopped the Mueler report!
>I... I mean Drumpf thought about maybe obstructing the report which went on to show that there was no collusion. Impeachment will surely happen any day now.

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Hokay, check it, I's call it the "ice cream glove."

kino

Ezra= flash
cage = captain cold
matt berry = Grodd
jessica Chastain= Mommy Allen
>Barry using his police scientist skills gets Len Snart (cage) put in jail for a string of daring heists
>Barry working late at night gets hit by lightning
>his gf (Dakota Blue) visits him in hospital and mentions how quickly he's recovering
>Barry learns he has speed powers
>naming himself after his favorite golden age comic he read as a kid calls himself The Flash
>various super speed rescues
>Snart (in prison) gets a visitor who gives him a bday cake
>its his cold gun (he used during his heists)
>he escapes and becomes Captain Cold
>the person who got him out of jail hires him to steal a gem
>Cold gets it to the "mob boss" after escaping flash
>turns out its Gorilla Grodd
>Flash fights grodd both are hurt but grodd escapes
>Flash gets a psychic call from Gorilla city
>Flash and GF visit Gorilla city
>they learn all about Grodd and what the gem will do (gives the gorilla super duper psychic powers to take over world)
>flash and cold have to team up to stop Grodd

Kek

Y'know if Mikie Hara or Satomi Ishihara were like, ten years younger (at most) I'd pick either of them to play Asuka.

The runner up gets to be inferior girl Rei.

That already exists; you can see my review here:
youtu.be/Ddvk4aWNS50

>Ezra= flash
shm

What's the faux european looking building in the background?

based. Zach's impersonation is the only trump impersonation i've ever found funny.

BASED

A historically accurate biopic of Timur called "Sword of Islam". We'll market it primarily in India. It's gonna be yuge, believe me.

Well Mr. President, it's about this real estate tycoon that gets really famous in pop culture due to his accumulation of wealth. He eventually succeeds in becoming the president of USA by beating a more experienced candidate because she is a woman and she passed her prime. See, it's a story of republicans rising up after 8 years of liberal fantasy world where America finally fulfilled its wish for a Black president but they took it too far, and this one republican president changes everything with one swift motion of the electoral college. The country is outraged because they thought their liberal paradise would continue all the while turning a blind eye to the disgruntled half of the nation, always patronizing them and dismissing them for beinfg 'old fadhioned' and 'out of date' all in the name of keeping the democratic party in power while society regresses due to its inability to stay grounded. The elected president, while was a deseperate attempt from the right to overthrow this issue, is more of a political mascot than an activist himself. The movie ends with a cliffhanger which ponders on the future of the nation after his presidency.

It's a drama about the travels of Sir Gawain on his quest to find the Green Knight in a year. He is a fundamentally "good" person, but must grapple with that as encounters scammers, violence, and the "easy life". Also, lots of tits, violence, and the mystical beings that medieval people believed in

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I don't know who either of those are, but animufags OUT!

>/pol/ gets triggered and mass replies to a post
Every time.

mr blumbpf i'd like to adapt Yurope! HIllary's Invasion but have every character played by a completely nude and small dicked african american shemale
don't ask why

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I like it heres my money user

Trump was a billion in debt to Deutsche bank before he started openly funneling our tax dollars into his resorts. Why do Republicans worship corruption?

still your president lmaaaooooo

Imagine living in a fantasy world where this actually happened

How about a film where Putin tries to get donald elected but it turns out he didn't do anything and americans all love him?
Putin can be played by George Clooney doing that bit where he doesnt really know what's going on but goes along with it. Everyone else is english with accents like chernobyl.

Interesting go on

Breitbart told me Hillary is murderer so supporting a corrupt imbecile is okay :)

the story about 46th american president who is delusional

Navarino 1827
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Navarino

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>all those undeserved (you)'s
God I hate this place

Me fucking cunny

It's a movie about the internal war and politics between the different islamic terrorist factions, such as the Taliban, Al Qaeda and ISIS and how it affects the local people's welfare

Yes. A low sex drive for him. A very high sex drive for Chad

>*Himmler screaming into SS barrack*
>"Dirlewanger, in my office. NOW!
>Your actions in the east have the führer breathing down my fucking neck
>You are a loose canon, but GOD DAMN YOU BRING RESULTS" *slams fist on table*
>*bullet cases and knives collide*
>"You are a good soldier, but Hitler wants his way
>Hand over your bagde and luger
>And your other luger
>And your other bagde
>You are off the front, report back to me in berlin"
>*Wanger speaking*
>"Give me 3 months and I have every partisan from here to moscow either in chains or dead"
>*Himmler turns around to light a fag*
>*takes a short pull and blows smoke at the window*
>*SS man enters office and hands himmler a note*
>"The kcazinksrecz village just got raided by another bolshevik partisan group"
>*Himmer turns around and yells*
>"In GERMAN, god damnit"
>*SS man rolls eyes*
>"Yet another communist uprising in poland, sir"
>*Himmler flicks the cigarette and faces Wanger*
>"You have 2 weeks, I am giving you a new parter. Name is Berger, he does the job by the book.
>Now get out of my office and take your stupid hat with you"

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>accents like chernobyl.
English then

COPE
shes sucking 10 dicks a night while he might get laid from a random girl once a year

nothing united Yea Forums more than playing kick the autistic

It's about two men.

>gangly white dude
>white
nah hes as jewy as they come fuck off cuck

I'd watch it

historical fiction ?
Don't think that one's gonna sell.

damn

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