Kinos with this aesthetic?
Kinos with this aesthetic?
Mmmm Thai food
imagine being that dude walking by
CARTMAN YOU FAT BASTARD
imagine the smell
What do you gotta eat to take a shit like that?
Imagine thinking you're safe but then one tiny drop of liquid shit bounds up the floor and hits you.
Do you Americans really
Why are americans like this?
Too much processed food
Yeah because that looked like a one wipe job
As far as I know a whole lot of Americans take diet pills that make your body not digest fats and oils.
But of course they think it's a magic pill and can eat whatever, so they continue with their diet of fatty junk food,
which leads to all those pictures and videos you see of Americans who have their underwear soiled with liquid, oily, foul looking shit.
Million Dollar Extreme Season 2
American Pie 1
He barely even dug in too, it looked like he just wiped the cheeks and didn't even reach into the crack.
O SAY CAN YOU SHART, IN THE LOCAL WAL MART.
WHAT SO PROUDLY EXPELLED FROM ANUS LAST LEAKING
WHOSE BROAD STREAKS AND BROWN STAR THROUGH THE PERILOUS BLIGHT
O'ER THE AISLES WE WATCHED, SHIT GALLANTLY STREAMING
AND MUTTS NAPPY HAIR, NEGROES EVERYWHERE,
GAVE PROOF THAT OUR RACE IS 56% DISGRACE
O SAY DOES THAT SHITE SPANGLED BUMMER YET CUT
O'ER THE LAND OF THE SHART AND THE HOME OF THE MUTT
ON THE SHIT SMEARLY SEEN THROUGH THE CRACK OF THEIR SHORTS,
WHERE THE MUTT'S MONGREL HOST IN HIP HOP REPOSES,
WHICH SHOOTING WILL DISRUPT THEIR SLEEP,
AS AMERISHARTS SHOT AND NO NEWS EXPOSES
SHOT AND CORRUPTED, OUR CULTURE OBSCENE,
AS WE CRAP IN OUR PANTS AND WE LOVE TO BE SEEN
'TIS THE SHART SPATTERED BUMMER O' LONG MAY IT STAY
HOME OF THE POZ AND LAND OF THE GAY
yes I'm sure that light dab of toilet paper totally was enough to clean up that train wreck of diarrhea splattered all over his obese ass
CLEAN IT UP JANNIE
SAD(standard american diet)
>another thread to make USA look bad
We should bring back all of the straight jacket asylums we used to have when the government actually cared about not having the streets of every major city infested with these vermin
A Little Late with Lilly Singh has this feel
The parking garage episode of Seinfeld.
Can't walk a yard without a shart.
opiate withdrawal
I have had diarrhea literally one time in my entire life, but whenever I've visited friends and family in the US they always seem to have it. Like, several times a week I hear a complaint about an "upset stomach".
I ate the same stuff as them for months straight and my shit never turned to liquid like them.
I don't know what it is but I feel as if it's more than just diet.
he's literally dressed like cartman
>tfw when you finally take a real shit after 3 weeks after puking for 2 hours
>one solid piece comes out
>it seemed to be a 'plug' of sorts holding back the storm
>feel pressure building up in asshole
>spray shit similar to the Exorcist puking scene but it's your asshole
>pressure builds up again
>repeat many times for a few days
yeah it's not a good time that first shit is always crazy though
This is why I have trust issues when I'm outside.
No I'm not going to shake your hand, no I'm not going to sit down on the metro, don't fucking touch me.
I have no idea of the hygiene standards of others, but I suspect they are not as stringent as my own.
>the truth makes us look bad, stop it