Just finished watching his masterful deconstruction of Oldboy 2013

Sometimes he gets fucked by dogs too, don't forget that

DOG RAPIST

that goes without saying

>Ok Yea Forums you were right. I admit it. He is kino.
Wut? Yea Forums constantly shits on this dogfucking ignorant, arrogant faggot.

Eww doesn't he fuck dogs?

fuck off

What are his favorite movies?

Best part about memeing and insulting Adam is that we know he really pisses him off. He has a massive ego and is so arrogant, so to be made fun of like this enrages him. Hates being called out for stupid shit he says on twitter/reddit and bitched before how hate threads on Yea Forums. It's funny knowing his disgusting face probably goes red with rage for being called out for the arrogant, ignorant, disgusting sack of shit he is

probably movies about fucking dogs

>watching YMS
>”well this movie is bad, I mean it’s before CGI was a thing so how can it be good?”
>taking intensive notes, this guys IQ is so vast I’m barely keeping up
>”uhhh this is unrealistic”
>yes... yes how dare they try and experiment or try and make the film enjoyable... you’re on fire adam!
>as I observe his perfect form, someone managing to look like a skeleton while being fat, looking like a botched tranny and a rapist truck driver simultaneously, I see this as a physical metaphor for the duality in film
>”hold on guys”
>hear whimpering in the background of an animal, and a cage open
>oh no
>”UUGGHHHH OHHHHH FUCKKK MYMMM THIS IS JUSTIFIED BECAUSE SLAUGHTER HOUSES MMMGMMM AHHH”
>loud whining and yelping as I hear adams pinner stretch his dogs asshole apart
>”MHMMMMMMM YOU COULD STOP ME ANYTIME FUCK THIS IS CONSENT MMHMM FUCK YEAH”
>dog is rasping for breath, desperately crying
>”ANYTHING PRE 90s IS NOT WORTH REVIEW- OOOHHH FUCK THIS IS A LOVING 2 SIDED RELATIONSHIP MMHMM”
>I realise I’ve written all this down as analysis notes and have to discard the paper
>”okay guys as I was saying the holy mountain is the best film ever made, next to zootopia”
>turn off the video

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There is no proof he comes to Yea Forums

okay adam

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This is pretty funny it's but inaccurate, he gets fucked by dogs. He's very clearly a sub

kek

>daily YMS hate threads
>for over 3 years

What did Yea Forums mean by this?

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Kekkerino

Nah, it's 100% accurate. He tops dogs and subs horses.

>furfag who can't comprehend why people like older movies
>kino
Kekaroo.
Also he fucks dogs.

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Adum here,
I'm actually glad you guys posted more of these threads on this board. From the first two threads I had assumed that you were people who genuinely believed what they were saying. With these newer threads, it's undeniable that you're not coming from a genuine place at all. You specifically make these posts in ways where you're obviously not concerned with showing my point of view accurately at all. Because of what you've selectively edited out, my opinion on this subject are never accurately expressed in these threads at all. It's a relief to know you never had any intentions of being genuine in your criticisms.

Thanks.

He claimed it's cause people want to feel smart. I think said that in regards to the Jap director, and then Ralph did a review of Ran after that. Like a polite 'fuck you, you're wrong' middle finger to Adam.

>watching a drug-abusing, friend misusing, audience-attacking, post-replyin dog-molesting, pseudointellectual pretentious fraud

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Ah yes, this YouTube comment he posted on a video that had like 600 hundred views at the time. Bahaha. Probably gets notifications when he's mentioned so he can REEEE at tiny little channels and do damage control.

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kek

Adam,

Most human beings have what is known as “instinct”. This funny little thing allows us to understand that certain things are good and bad. Now it doesn’t qualify everything, and not every instinct is good, but it benefits us in terms of survival. This is a part of a broader category known as epigenetics.

Most people know on an instinctual level that eating rotten food is bad. Now you can say there are actual scientific reasons why eating rotten food is bad, but even a child who doesn’t understand will know not to eat a rotting piece of food because it smells bad.

So when our instincts tell us that fucking dogs and cats is bad, your rhetoric means little to us because we know deep down that you must be missing a part of the human instinct that informs your behavior. Disease, danger, damage to your sexual organs, we all understand these risks on an innate level. If you don’t then you are clearly missing something inside of you.

I’m sorry you were raped by your stepdad or whatever. Or your mom rented out your boyhole to the local pedophile ring. But don’t take it out on us.

Thanks.

>"And I'm giving this Labrador's anus a 6 out of 10. Maaaaybe a 7, I'll seeeee"
>*the dog begins whimpering in pain and fear*
>"Quiet! QUIET!"
>*Adam begins beating the poor dog whilst shilling Sardonicast*
>"Hmph! A-and one more thing!"
>*Adam kicks the dogs in the ribs and into a dark closet which he closes and locks. As the dog continues whimpering, Adam pants; his grotesquely fat face is red and sweaty*
>"AND FUCK MARK ENGLISH!"

>He claimed it's cause people want to feel smart
It's kinda funny he said that since two of his favourite movies are also made for people who want to feel smart.

Actual dog nonce

he's just resentful and scared because he knows he'll never make a good movie despite wanting it so badly and thinking he could if he could just finish that script... also he prob fucks dogs.

fucking phoneposter

kek

wow he was so mad when he wrote that

don't forget coke snorting

you can make a cinemasins of any movie. That doesnt make the idea of critiquing movies based on tiny plot inconsistancies any less retarded

>He tops dogs and subs horses.
Show me the source

Daily reminder this retard unironically thinks there is such a thing as "objective criticism" in film

> most of humanity is dead
> monsters based on sound are hunting you down
> want to procreate for the chance of rebuilding humanity
> take every single precaution that can possibly down to make the birth as silent as possible
> know the risks involved
> still get called stupid by YMS even though the plot and the characters emotions are spoonfed to the audience

There is tho

His reviews are ok but he gets stuck on the smallest unimportant details possible. Oh no, how couldn't the protagonist see this guy right in front of him? Who cares, at some point you should just shrug, continue with the movie and concentrate on the glaring errors.
What i like about him is that he's as bored of mainstream tropes as i am, so i can full understand that. Also his ratings are mostly pretty accurate. If he wouldn't complain about the smallest logical error however, his stuff would be way more enjoyable. I mostly skip through these pointless rants.
Adam and pals is kino tho

There isn't you NPC faggot, art isn't math, there is no definitive standard of quality, only the ones we make up ourselves

I remember I made this post kek

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE CONSENSUAL SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH ANIMALS! HECKING DOGGOS AND PUPPERS CANNOT CONSENT THEREFORE IT'S RAPE AND SEXUAL ASSAULT AND ITS DISGUSTING!

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Based and threadkiller.

this, but unironically

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good post

why rape dogs when you can find thirsty twinks everywhere

>adum fucks dogs and is film-illiterate
>mark unironically supports imalexx and squixzy

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Dogfucker.

because homosexuality is a sin

Are you just losing subscribers or what? Stop posting here.

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Because trannies are ugly, dogs are top cute

Lays with Lassie

>he misconstrues trannies with twinks
Dumb closet gay

He gave air bud 10/10

Fpbp

lmao

He doesn't tho. He usually does that only with movies of lesser quality. He gave "the kid with a bike" a fucking 10, and that movie had one of the stupidest scenes in movie history. When the kid left the grown adult unconscious.

You are a special kind of retarded aren't you. Of course there is "objective criticism" you fucking orangutan. The plot, acting, cinematography, cgi, score ect all have objective qualities. Fuck, even neanderthals weren't this fucking stupid.

dogfucker

You'd have to be an absolute retard if you needed this pseud to tell you Oldboy 2013 was shit.

fpbp

but there's no objective truths when it comes to film criticism

Objectively Citizen Kane is better than Manos The Hands of Fate

>You'd have to be an absolute retard if you needed this pseud to tell you Oldboy 2013 was shit.

You do know you are allowed more substantial opinions than GUD OR BAD

you are all tards that cant use synonyms

Don't bother, he'll reply with some postmodernistic bs

No. It depends on one's taste as well as the situation you're in