Why announce the numbers when they weren't final, and even dress the entire room in Slytherin banners...

Why announce the numbers when they weren't final, and even dress the entire room in Slytherin banners, making they think that they won? What a major dick move to all the hard working students, and especially the youngest ones, who were just feeling so proud for their house. Then everybody cheers because you didn't win.

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A woman wrote it that's why

You're literally not supposd to think about it. Just turn your brain off and cheer that the heroes won

Slytherin kino where society makes him a voldy joker when

But user, Grifindor hated slitherin, beause they were biggots who hated gay people just like himself

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And they still had the nerve to fucking wonder why slytherins are all dickheads,how can you not be when you're being treated like this by the fucking headmster himself?

Slitgerib were racist evil fuckers

being a dickhead goes both ways, gringo

>”A POINT TO SLYTHERIN FOR EACH JEW THAT DIED IN THE HOLOCAUST”
>Draco and his friends go apeshit in excitement
>”... ZERO POINTS TO SLYTHERIN”

But they're dickheads because they're treated like dickheads. Think of the naive little First Years who did nothing wrong. Now they'll grow up to be assholes because they were treated like shit, continuing the cycle.

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Because the story was all about subverting expectations.

what do you think my point was, gringo

so he could say HOWEVER

ahh well done slitherin, however, -2000 points to slitherin. and seeing in light of these new events, which are not part of the curriculum, which none of you were told would be part of the criteria for which you may lose or gain points, +10000 points to griffindoor, for playing chess and having courage, two ambiguous and immeasurable things there is no way I could have known actually happened, or that other students may have also done, since they were done in the haunted dungeon of our fine elementary school. a change of flags is in order and slitherin house sentenced to death

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Yeah this. Women love social humiliation of the "bad guys" aka "the men I'm not attracted to".

The Slytherins should rise above it if they want to be accepted. Don't you know that children should be held to higher moral standards than adults, user.

Kek

Fucking kek,,,pretty much what i thought when i first watched that

Don’t come to Hogwarts Tomorrow. Some of you muggles are all right

It's not like any of the other points were any less arbitrary.

Wait, shouldn't that be like six million points?

based

you're right, the "house cup" is just a shitty concept altogether, points would have to happen within class only. the house cup is basically just teachers picking their favorite house, since they can give points for whatever they like, whenever they feel like it. but then again, 90% of the content of harry potter is retarded and does not have any significance; sure its a kids franchise, but still, no one caught these things and said 'hey, i know this is for kids, but this is beyond retarded.' its plainly shitty writing. fun to make fun of though

How else would he BTFO the Slytherincels?

Slytherin is just another really shitty attempt by Rowling to be class conscious and portrait them on the same level as those rich Oxbridge youths who become later politicians in the UK

I can think of some final numbers, mainly "0" being the level of interest I have in Harry Potter and "7" being the number of terrible books in this series.. Why didn't the "wizards" just cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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It's mostly a holdover from British primary schools. In mine, we had 4 houses (same colours as Hogwarts too) and teachers gave you house points for doing well and stuff.
However it was really easy to cheat, you could add some to your total yourself when the teacher wasn't looking.
Also the red and blue houses were much larger than the yellow and green houses, so they'd almost always win. For winning you got a House Cup and a trip to the cinema.

i didn't know british schools had houses like that, i thought it was something rowling made up for her fictional world. more proof of how much she's a hack i guess

Because fuck Slytherin.

I like you, user.

Well the Harry Potter books are fantasy and fiction, so your point would seem to be somewhat valid.

Will you please fuck off, it wasn’t funny after the first two or three times, and now you’re just beating a dead horse.

Might as well post it.
youtube.com/watch?v=351Aa5q_S98

My primary school had houses for 2 years until they had to stop it cause the bully house were literally breaking kids teeth (not on purpose) for being in a different house

>two or three
>thinking this is the same guy every time
HOWEVER

>you now realize wizard society is completely broken and Voldemort was a revolutionary

>LOTR in Shit Tier

Is this bait?

kek

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if it's not the same guy then how come 'Anonymous' is the only user who posts it then?

+1

>the bully house were literally breaking kids teeth (not on purpose) for being in a different house
I think that’s the most British school thing that I ever read online

Slytherin are like the New England Patriots of the Harry Potter universe.
Every last one of them is an unscrupulous piece of backstabbing shit. Reminder they literally sided with wizard HitlerSatan.

I hate that they left out the yearly Hufflepuff school shooter avada-kedavring up Hogwarts from the movies.

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It's literally Whose Line. You had Shape giving and taking points just because his students were in slytherin.

a kurva anyád

Wait so is she a hack for grounding her school in reality, or for having nonsensical house cup rules? Because this thread has claimed both.

I hope everyone on Yea Forums has already taken the greenpill.

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>Welcome to Hogwarts, where everything is made up and the points don't matter. Like the Sorting Hat's preference for what house you belong in, they just don't matter.

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i thought it was part of her fantasy world-building. but it turns out one of the concepts i thought she had that could have been good was actually just something that is normal. that is just subjective on my part. that being the case, she doesn't understand basic story structure and doesnt even have that great of an imagination for her fiction it seems
i have to keep reminding myself that is a franchise for 8 year olds, but so many people even into their 30s are obsessed with it, i forget

She’s a hack for her abysmal world building and constantly rewriting everything because she got lucky with her first book and didn’t expect for it to become this popular, so basically Star Wars but without the passionate people behind it

>All the good guys go in one house
>All the bad guys go in n another
Mm yes that's good writing

I’d slytherin to her if you catch my drift

Why didn't trumplemort just dissipate baby Harry to the volcano

Can you fuck Merula yet?

>abysmal world building

I always see this typed but never am given examples. Sure here prose was childish, and her characterization was often simplistic, and sure her stories weren't exactly brain stumpers though they certainly suited the demographic, but I always felt her world was adequately magical
Not everyone needs to literally write new languages in a Tolkien fashion.

>slytherin
>hard working
Yeah right, I bet you think hufflepuffs are beta virgins and not complete repressed sex crazed clinger lunatics too

The absolute state of newshits

I haven’t read the books in ages but to be fair it’d say that it’s a poor display ornament an author when you write 7 books and there are little to no details about the world, which can be seen heavily in those Prequel stories with Eddy Redmayne and the theatre play which are probably on the same level of shit as the final season of game of thrones but that could be accounted to the fact that Rowling is not a screen writer but a book author with an inflated ego and a beloved franchise

It's because of world building which negatively impacts the story. For example, we are told in the first book that the reason that Dumbledore is unable to help the heroes with the stone is that he flew to the ministry. One book later the Floo system is introduced as a common mode of transport. A few more books later and we find out that wizards can make portkeys from anywhere to anywhere (making the Floo obsolete). Then later again we find out that wizards can simply teleport.

With all these methods of transport, Dumbledore's decision to fly to the ministry in the first book (preventing him from stopping Voldemort from almost killing Harry) looks like either a lie, incompetence, or malice.

>slitherin house sentenced to death
As well as my sides

>he still thinks pasta is funny
It’s not 2008 any more you fucking moron.

>However it was really easy to cheat, you could add some to your total yourself when the teacher wasn't looking.
Kek I remember me and my best mate doing that. I was seated behind the tally board and we just used to add points to it for giggles.

Chirst, is there a film raimi didn't dip his fingers in during the 2000s?

That's not poor world building, you just played poor attention. The flop system can't take you to just any point You need an entrance and an exit, and the powder itself. Portkeys had to be approved of and created by the ministry themselves, you can't just "portkey"

AND you are forgetting why he went to the ministry in the fist place, which was to deal with th Flamel and the recipe itself. He also knew about Harry's protection ward which would prevent Voldemort from harming him, and had laid 7 rooms of traps before the stone itself.. And he was also teaching Harry how to be a man.

Based

11 year old me certainly thought a huge magical castle with hundreds of mystery rooms was cool

Those books and movies are for children you absolute idiots. They aren’t supposed to makse sence because you need to simplify things for children. Have any of you ever watched kids shows besides Harry Potter? They are all retarded because kids are retarded and respond to it.

> this thread again

I liked the hp books as a kid but now as an adult I realize they are meant for kids. Overanalyzing these movies is a waste of your time. You will find many plot holes or things that make no sense. There is no answer as to why it contains these plot holes. JK Rowling is just a terrible writer.

It was mainly the redecoration of the Hall with the new winner's banners that was the most provocative act.

And they wonder why slytherin didn't wanna help defend that shithole.

>one chance at a house
>get sorted into fucking
H U F F E L P U F F

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I mean what are the other choices?
>the house full of nazi wizards everyone hates
>the house full of nerds
>the house full of people who want to risk their lives (aka "courage")

This, baby.
T. Rowling

>The Patriots are bad

Three superb owl wins in a row means everyone else should up their game

You choose which house you go in.

>forgot the *looks directly into the camera* bit and the image
7/10

Snape was a Jew with the points though

>Like Dumbledores sexuality as it pertains to the story or his character, they just don't matter. Alright this first game is called....

Top fucking kek

We knew they could teleport since the prologue. She mentions a crack when Dumbledore teleports to privet drive

It was very funny the first two or three times and I love it whenever it's posted.

incorrect. women (and men but in different ways) like to try and humiliate all men a little bit to see which ones fight back. the ones that do get the attention, the ones that take all insults seriously and cry like a bitch about them will be treated like a bitch.
ye its unfair go cry

>animal farm
Kys

Imagine getting sorted into gryffindor, the house of chads and good looking people but when you get to know them you notice that theyre all extremely selfless and almost downright suicidal

You didn't have one, nigger

Pretty good

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Why select a totally arbitrary number like 6 million, though? Why not 400 or 37?

>force an 11 year old kid to fight wizard hitler because "lol he can handle it"
wow what a great guy

>"Have you read the paper? Someone broke into Gringotts bank! They tried to steal the Philosopher's Stone!"
>"That's impossible! Gringotts' vaults are impenetrable!"
>*camera shifts to newspaper headline showing a picture of the vault door*

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one of the most ridiculous moments in the whole series was in the last movie during the final battle for the castle, they announce that all slytherin students will be locked up in the dungeon and everyone cheers.
what the hell? how is this considered acceptable "good guy" behavior? isn't this literally the exact equivalent of internment camps for japanese-americans during WW2? yet liberals can't shut the fuck up about how great harry potter is and making real life analogies to it

kek what is this guys name, his robin williams video is hilarious

>getting sorted into Slytherin after the events of the Deathly Hallows

How do you think the magic community dealt with a community built essential on bigotry in the current day and age?

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Slytherin got divided into three occupation zones by the other houses. The Griffindor Zone was comfy, albeit cucked, while the Hufflepuff Zone saw the occupying incels and m'lords regularly commit war crimes against pureblood Stacy, Veronica and Chaddeus.

posting videos themselves punching slytherin house students in the face for social media praise

Why is Yea Forums too stupid to understand a film for babies?

is the house cup ever mentioned again after the first film?

I think it stops mattering around the 4th book/film with only brief mentions of being a thing that exists

>Lock up literal children in a dungeon
>Act surprised when more members of Slytherin grow up to be evil

peak emma

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How woud Hogwart's version of school shooting look like?

Dumbledore always played favorites. He was a cunt.

maybe if they weren't such evil nazis they wouldn't have been put in slytherin house in the first place!

The Sorting Hat was a Jew.

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Blessed post

Absolute newfriends

Dumbledore just gave back all those points Jew Snape took away from Gryffindor during the year.

based, fuck kikes

It's a Hufflepuff every time.

>As a rare treat for getting through the year of the basilisk without a single death, the End Of Year exams have been cancelled
*cheers and applause*
>HOWEVUH. Slytherin must still take the exams
*Slytherins stop applauding but it still grows more thunderous somehow*

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But one of the most humane depictions of an incel was written by this woman, and the main character names one of his son's for him. Why can't anti-HP fags get their facts straight?

lmao get out of here. there's nothing more pathetic or delusional than this defense of INHERENTLY evil characters. some of them redeem themselves but it doesn't change the foundation. they should just be grateful that House is even allowed to exist

*mudblood
Why would there be muggle students in Hogwards?

Lmao

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Maybe if slitherin hadn't been so evil they could have won

>You will never huff Merula's braps until you die of asphyxiation

Great intro

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Absolutely unironically inherently totally based.

just kill me now

she looks like she fucks gryffindor guys

Slytherin has the best girls, how can other houses even hope to compete?

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Same, but the problem was that the end of year sports day also gave your house points, so guess which house won every year?
That's right, the house with the only black kid in the village, who just mogged everyone on the running events and stole sports day.

better, you can hold hands under the stars

Read League of Extraordinary Gentleman Vol 3. That’s exactly what happens

When did this series end? Why are you discussing a literal children's movie STILL?

Reminder that Molly Weasley uses a spell that kills people by turning them into bubbles and that spell is apparently okay despite it being worse than the killing curse.

Affirmative action

>humane
you fucking retard. snape was bullied and cucked by chad potter and still devoted to lily despite never getting anything in return. women love this have your cake and eat it too shit. lily gets railed by chad and still has an emotional tampon for backup

Death of WCW isn't a good book?

Historical documents:
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Einsatzgruppen records:
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Complicity of High Command:
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That your a low IQ spic?

Hey look it's the actual exterior door to Krema I.

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>air raid shelter in 1944
Wow, they somehow managed to gas 6 million jewlings in an even smaller time span than I previously thought.
How did they manage that, Mr Shekelberg?

>tfw no tough&smug on the outside but still loves you gf in highschool
What is the point?

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Six million isn't and never has been the sum of Jews gassed but killed total. And why don't we ask the Nazis about the capacities of their Kremas?

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based

He literally had a magic love protection ward, which actually raises more world building questions than any of the other things brought up. Did Neville's parents not love him? How did a magic blood transfusion stop the love radioactive shit from killing voldemort?

If only Malfoy had been a girl and ended with Harry

>world building
>things female authors are capable of

Now, Harry, you must know all about muggles. Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber cock?

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Also a love ward is the easiest thing in the world to circumvent
>expelliarmus a spear straight through his chest
>lift a 100kg block of pig iron and drop it on his head
>remove the oxygen in a bubble around his head
Etc etc

>get treated as a criminal by everyone, even your fellow criminals
>"fuck it, might as well be a criminal"
This is how negroes think.

yeah but too bad harry potter was so poorly written that we never got cool magic fights like that. instead all fights just boil down to stupid red and green DBZ beam struggles

Except they do world build. Snape got Voldemort to promise to spare Lilly so Snape could have her. She didn't have to die, in fact she chose to die, quite willingly, refusing to "stand aside, stupid girl!" it's doubtful any other parent was going to be spared by Voldemort and caused enough trouble for him to kill them anyway. It's about self sacrifice when they had a choice to survive, much like Harry at the end of the 7th book when he chose death to protect everyone else instead of just running away with the Cloak. The books are not perfect and Rowling is a bit of an idiot, but that part in particular is not a plot hole. Nevilles parents never died anyway.

Israeli bot

that's not world building, that's just plot. world building refers to the lore of the world the story is set in, not one character's backstory

>Nooooooo not the primary sources!

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Fair enough, I'm pretty out of it. She is pretty shit at world building. An entire magical world and all we see is a school, the bank, and a bit of the village and a market

based
potter drones btfo
zach btfo
rowling btfo
Yea Forums btfo

Always a pleasure to have /his/ drop by

It's a meme you dip.

But actually that's pretty informative.

ding ding ding

Harry, explain to me this jet fuel thing and how it can melt steel!

I've been listening to the Harry Potter series on audiobook recently and Snape is such a douchebag.

Rickman's performance really did wonders for the character, because there doesn't seem to be anything redeemable about him at all in the books.

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I don't usually like the longer intros but you pulled it off, based "No!" poster

The movies really give an erroneous idea of the characters.

listen retards. the trio lost 150 points just for being out of bed when they were investigating. then for saving the school and possibly the wizarding world they only got 160 points. 160 - 150 = 10. 10 fucking points for stopping the most evil wizard man ever.

neville's 10 points were well earned

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>curing bully girls with the power of the D
That's my fetish.

Reminder that she got her chebs out for Playboy.

Would unironically watch that.

different actress

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