User, I found this 50 minute analysis of The Shining if you’re interested later?

based desu

I wanna chuck her fuck

>>user, I found this 50 minute analysis of The Shining if you’re interested later?

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I think we could be good friends

Sounds great, btw do you want a foot rub?

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>found this 50 minute analysis of The Shining
based rob ager

No way, I hate the shining, overrated normie-bait based on an awful book by a horrible writer. Are those pot leaves on your socks? And why are your feet on the table? Are you 6 years old? Get out of my sight

bro what

coconut head girls are cute.

imagine getting constantly asked by girl to do stuff with her, only to be oblivious that she is trying to get with you.

get with me to do what

Is that Mira Gonzalez? She's a divisive character amongst the footsexual literati

Rub her feet.

that's called a bob haircut and it's extremely cute; that user is retarded

y'all both faggots everything I post is objectively right

well you see, timmy, when a girl asks you to do things with her alone, it's because she wants to perform intimate acts with you and hopes you'll take the hint and make the first move

With socks on?

If a girl has ever asked you to do anything with her you don't belong on this board

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to watch movie analyses, obviously.

>wanting to hook up with some normie-tier low-breeding mestizo stoner who has horrible taste

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Are poetesses required to have handsome feet?

>y'all both faggots everything I post is objectively right

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i've been here since you were in diapers, zoomlet. Yea Forums didn't start as a secret club for virginal frogposters. I've fucked girls FROM Yea Forums for that matter.

Kubrick is a fucking hack, go watch Scorsese instead

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>I've fucked girls FROM Yea Forums for that matter.
that's worse than being a frogposting permavirgin, you were a proto-e-boy proto-orbiter you faggot

>I've fucked girls FROM Yea Forums for that matter.

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Based simultaneously stroke and cooming poster

socks and stocking is such a weird fetish
feet I get it but why would you get a hard on for something covering a woman's body?

based wojak-posting incel

Art hoes are made for average incel cock.

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>I've fucked girls FROM Yea Forums
>girls FROM Yea Forums
>girls
>FROM Yea Forums

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>I've fucked girls FROM Yea Forums for that matter.
Found the cumbrained redditourist. That's not anything to brag about if you've been here longer than 10 years.

same, i’ve fucked atleast 6 Yea Forums girls

How big were the dicks of those girls?

What I mean is fucking ANY girls from Yea Forums is not something to be proud of whatsoever. It's like bragging about fucking a fat prostitute you paid $60 for.

>analysis
>chances are it's another conspiracy video about Kubrick superimposing his face on the clouds or some shit.
How about no, you fucking cunt.

Some boipucci boofed your benis lmao

obviously you weren't around during the golden era of /r9k/ and /soc/, before the feelsvirgins and eventual /pol/cels and frogposters would infest it.

Let me save you 49 minutes and 58 seconds.
It’s
Shit

I’m playin. the book is aight, the movie is aighter

i hate the shining, but i'm so fucking lonely it doesnt even matter

How deluded are you that you think girls who use(d) Yea Forums are fat hookers lmao. You clearly weren't actually here 10 years ago.

girls who have even a intro to film studies 101 tier appreciation of film are extremely rare, most women just melt their brain bingewatching tv shows on Netflix, and the only films they've seen are Harry Potter and possibly Marvel shit if they're trying to convince everyone that they're trendy nerd girls.

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are you trying to lead us to believe there are or have ever been females on Yea Forums

you’re obviously girls in disguise; show your feet

Doctor Sleep will be better than The Shining.
Shining is a shit movie low on the tier list.
Go watch A24 films instead.

no thanks I don’t need to watch some 50 minute analysis on YouTube by a söylent male about a movie I can watch and analyse myself
I’ll smoke that bong if you’re ready to stop treating it like a microphone you selfish slut

she saw ramona flowers...

>tfw no shining gf to analyze

you need to include the part where the percentile of attractive oldfag girls had mental issues though and weren’t really gf material unless you were prepared for high maintenance pussy

with size 15 feet

>tfw ex gf used to love watching TCM
Fuck I miss her.

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Having sex with junkie girls, mentally ill girls with bad hygiene, underage BPD girls, or girls with a mix of all the above is not something to brag about.

I'd like that.

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I have yet to meet a female that understands movies on a level that ya patricians do.

Not even close.

yo that thicc one slurping from the cup tho

i bet she’s american

hopefully, non-americans are fucking losers

having any sex at all is something to brag about if you still haven't gotten laid past 20 and did not pay for it.

>hopefully, non-americans are fucking losers

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>having any sex at all is something to brag about
Sure, if you peaked in life before turning 20 and all you can do in your adult years is pathetically grasping onto your "glory years" in high school.

there are cute girls (female) on Yea Forums this instant and you don't even know it :^)

>Yea Forums
>patricians
This place is just blue Yea Forums, even this thread has nothing to do with movies, just no gf whining. Not like being versed in cinema is anything to appreciate, its an industry full of pedophiles and political propaganda that deserves to be completely torn apart.

this nigga high af

any girl who announces their gender on Yea Forums is an attention slut. mental issues are a given. there were some top shelf qts back in the day tho. definitely worth sticking your dick in crazy so long as you stayed away from the cutters.

>incel thinks he's still just waiting to "peak"
LMAO

idiot, cutter pussy is elite

I bet most of the posters in this thread are cute girls

>tfw you'll never watch Rob Ager videos with your qt gf

with size 16 feet