OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA

I do love this movie, and in a sense, remaking it would feel disrespectful the way that shitty Robocop remake did.

I’d prefer another zany adventure from the same setting. Hell, diversity it up if you need to. In the book, Fezzik is Turkish, Inigo is Spanish, Vizzini is Sicilian, and Guilderese are barely white subhuman trash, so cast anyone you want for new characters with original tales of their own.

Unless it’s just Tessa Thompson mutting at me the entire movie, nonwhites really aren’t an issue compared with shitty #woke remakes of any race or creed.

>here's your westley, bro

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>dude jewish comedians lmao
>dude absolutely most rancid cheap movie score ever done on some 50 dollar casino lmao
They honestly could and it'd lose nothing except have nobody with Andre's presence. At least Billy Crystal wouldn't need old man prosthetics.

There are plenty of original ideas, but movies today are made for the sole purpose of making movie studios money. Everything is run like Walmart/McDonalds now.

>Andre the giant gets replaced by Leslie Jones
It’s going to happen you all know it

It makes perfect sense from a business standpoint. Hollywood has always been obsessed with testing business models that yield the highest profit with the lowest risk, and the triple threat of nostalgia-bait reboots, belated sequels, and capeshit cinematic universes finally gave them that ideal balance, and they'll never stop now that they've got it.

na, its just the change demographic doesn't want to see whitey anymore

Who will she play?

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Mediterraneans aren't niggers you moron. Also there are pale and blonde meds.

1vs1 me in real life faggot right now

>Here's your director, bro

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montoya inigo. yes montoya will be her character's first name with the last name being kept as a nod to the audience and her motivation will be the same in finding her fathers killer so we'll be really excited to bring this powerful plotline to the movie where a GIRL is avenging her father's death as the best swordsWOman out there

Kek.
Nah, they will take some normal dude and LotR style them into being huge

>the only good parts are in youtube clips or meme images on Yea Forums everyone knows already
It was popular and quoted long before youtube or Yea Forums even exist. Relax zoomzoom

Jesus Christ those nigger lips. Why doesn't he just get them reduced?

Everyone knows Jay Z and Beyonce were the ones that talked to Sony's president.

Princess Buttercup now played by idris Elbows

I mean they're not gingers but you just know one of them if not both of them will be black.

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Original movies don’t sell.

Only Marvel Studios and Disney Live Action Remakes sell.

and that's a good thing.

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YEAH I'D LIKE AN ACTION FILM, EXTRA LARGE, EXTRA QUIPS, WITH A SIDE OF LICENSED MUSIC FROM THE KINKS, HOLD THE POLITICAL COMMENTARY

HI I'D LIKE A BIOPIC THAT CLAIMS TO BE MORE REALISTIC THAN THOSE OTHER BIOPICS BUT IT'S JUST THE SAME OSCAR BAIT THAT GETS NOMINATED FOR EVERYTHING AND DESERVES NOTHING

>Original movies don’t sell.
John Wick just keeps making more money every time they release a movie, Interstellar, Dunkirk and Inception were massive hits, the entire expanded Conjuringverse that inexplicably keeps making over 100 million every single movie on tiny ass budgets are all new IP, Olympus has fallen is on its 3rd movie, Secret Life of Pets somehow was a gangbuster hit, Happy Death Day made over 100 million.

And all of those that had shitty sequels? FLOPPED. MIB isn't an original idea and tanked, SLOP2 was shitter than the first and flopped, it just keeps happening. Original Ideas sell plenty but you've got to give a shit.

If you could see a fart it would look like her face

Biopic machine broke. We got star wars tho

4 thousand years ago maybe dimitri

Half of those you mentioned as making money have shitty sequels

What the fuck ever happened to originality?

I've never watched Princess Bride but I liked Men in Tights as a kid.

Never pose with your hand on your chin.
Makes you look like a pretentious faggot.

>Googles can't create. Only steal

I think this is actually a consequence of the whole "The next generation will be poorer than their parents" economic shitshow.
In earlier decades it made financial sense to come up with new ideas, because rebellious teens and pretentious adults refused to like the same stuff as their parents simply out if intergenerational contrarianism (not singling them out here: it has been thus since the dawn of time). However, today, with economic power still concentrated in the hands of the older demographic, you make money by continuing to pander to them. And what do these spiritual boomers like? Remakes of movies they saw in their childhood. Lion King. Mulan. Princess Bride.
The degradation of kino is a consequence of the financial degradation of the west in general.

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True Grit and The Thing were objectively better than the originals. Remakes/reboots aren't new. Recycling at a faster pace these days is something to sperg about, but it's ultimately about doing it better. Some will always complain but if you have a genuinely better movie leveraging improvements in the art it's fine. That's the problem. Stuff like Ghostbusters made people upset and underperformed largely because it was a remake inferior to the original. Princess Bride was excellent for what they set out to do. You need to beat that original excellence. Not just stick in some political bait and some new CGI.

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woudln't have had to be if profit was possible outside the safest shit but it's not because you all torrent. the only people that pay are women and bobblehead buying feminine nerds so don't complain it's all made for them

I appreciate your thoughtful post. And agree boomers still have most of the buying and decision power. But all the movies you mentioned are most liked by millennials, who do not have that yet. So it isn't about appeasing them for cash. Especially since any remake is more likely to trigger a segment which has nostalgia for the original.

The Coens were very clear that True Grit was not a remake of the earlier film, but their own adaptation of the novel.

I'm very clear that that's a semantic sperg. Princess Bride was a novel, too. Do the same basic story with same title and don't call it a remake? Ok. It's the same end result if you're making the story your own in the form of a better film. Just make it better. Call it an "original reimagining of an adaptation of a classic tale" if you want. That's not the point of the thread to decide what the marketing should be.

>doesn't want his film legacy to consist of Saw
>doesn't want the one film people know him for taken away

>inconceivable guy is some pajeet
>main guy is idris elba
>fezzik is a small twink
>inigo is an Asian guy - he doesn't actually get revenge to subvert expectations
>Jewish couple make no appearance and are never mentioned

>True Grit and The Thing were objectively better than the originals
That's because the originals weren't particularly great to begin with. True Grit is good, but is one of the weakest films starring John Wayne. The Thing from Another World is little more than a glorified B movie. In both cases, there was significant room for improvement. The Princess Bride, on the other hand, is all around excellent and one of the best films to come out of the 80s. There's no way in hell a modern adaptation will be better (let alone nearly as good) as the original. It wouldn't be worth watching, and it's sure as hell not worth making.

Thank you. That was my point.

Huh, I wonder if these characters are old enough to experience anti-Irish sentiment. I still hear the redheaded stepchild thing, but people think it's from tv.

WTF I grew up with the first 2 and my brother was barely old enough to catch the last one. We each have an old ass car to our name and mine brakes down every week. How poor are y'all if I'm the boomer? I know I've been telling people not to call me a millennial, but my parents aren't even old enough to be boomers WTF.

If she could, everyone.

Why do people act like remaking a film some how makes the original disappear? In theater all the plays get remade over and over again.

I hope they do just so I can watch the roastie meltdowns

I'd watch a Terry Crews He-Man, though. Especially if he had a silly blond wig.

>Half of those you mentioned as making money have shitty sequels

...And he mentioned Secret Life of Pets 2 as an example, which is his point. Secret 1 is an "original" film. Secret 2 isn't.

>Mad Max Fury Road
lol

remember, zoom zoom: you will never have good movies in your generation

>I've never watched Princess Bride
watch it. It's really good
>Men in Tights
top Mel Brooks kino

Sucks if true. The Princess Bride really is the perfect movie, and trying to remake it will just never work. If they do remake it, I'm going to personally never see another movie featuring any of those "very famous people" and urge others not to. Maybe that's what we just have to do in order to stop getting shitty rehashes and start getting good original movies again. Oh, you were in a shitty reboot? Not watching your movies any more.

Yeah, I read the first sentence of your post and then wrote out a response before reading the rest like a retard. I agree with everything you said.

>but it's ultimately about doing it better.
How many times it happened during history of filmaking?
5 times?
(no modern remake is worth existing)

>Remakes of movies they saw in their childhood.
I refuse to believe that those films are wanted by boomers. It's all brand recognizability for young shits that want to be part of the fad, but won't watch the still fantastic orginal because they can't stand pre-cgi bukkake / pre-capeshit movies.

And Shrek

>Why do people act like remaking a film some how makes the original disappear?
It shits on the legacy and devalue the brand.
>In theater all the plays get remade over and over again.
low audience standards created this landscape. It was never the norm

>guy spends untold hours making a perfect Spiderman outfit
>girl just puts on a wig and a tight top
Wonder which one got the most attention?

This is fucking weird desu.

>stale and pale
That’s my filter for ugly weak brown people and leftie women who are retarded

Why not rebuild ALL of our culture? But this time WITH NIGGERS!

Yep, I can't wait for the entertainment industry to crash, film as an art form is pretty much dead, and can only be found if you look hard at independent filmmakers.
Yeah, but now it's really going into overdrive. I think things like the upcoming dark, horror version of Hänsel and Gretel, played by people who can't even pronounce the names, with the title swapped to make the girl more prominent and Hänsel misspelled, really just kill my drive to be interested in movies whatsoever. I just want it to crash, I want it all to crash and burn.

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Everyone is thinking it

Euro Meds’ are white lad, ((diversity)) means erasing white people so being Spanish isn’t enough for them.

>there has never been a good movie made since 1996
wrong

Buttercup, and Tessa Thompson will be Inigo Montoya

Beyonce is the reason we’re getting black Ariel. For 12% of the population those black supremacists sure have a lot of clout.

Oh, great, another 80s movie remake no one will remember, a month after it came out. Like the Robocop remake. Or the Ghostbuster remake. Or the Total Recall remake. Or the Conan remake. Or the Red Dawn remake.

Dude, as much as I hate women myself, you could easily get that low effort Spidey bodysuit off online retailers for cheap like most popular bodysuit such as Deadpool and D'Va.

I hate hate HATE that movie.