OH NO NO NO NO NO
hollywoodreporter.com
>The story, published in July, detailed what Shields referred to as "a pretty good adventure," one that saw Shields and girlfriend Kelli accompany Middleditch and his wife Mollie to an Atlanta club called Trapeze
>"We’re not off on our own; we’re together, a unit. It’s a perpetual state of management and communication, to the point where it’s like, 'Alright, we’ve got to stop. Chill.' I’m gas, and she’s brakes."
What the FUCK did he mean by this?
literally who?
So hes unironically a cuck
In hindsight, was it a confession?
>trying to understand all these complicated swinger rules
why can't amerifats just have brothels
Anna Kendrick looks rough.
he looks like the type
literally who
Shoulda know with a name like...DOOBS.
This weird faggot is swinging with hot Hollywood types and I can’t get a girlfriend....Why do THEY hate me.
Just get a sitcom and the pussy follows
Is it true that literally everyone under 40 is in an open relationship? I go on OkCupid sometimes and I'd say over half of the people identify as "non-monogamous."
he's like 20 years old you're not supposed to be traditional and monogamous at that age
He's the faggot main character from Silicon Valley. Is he method acting by revealing he's a cuckold? I'm confused.
Translation: His "gf" fucks tons of men and he gets to watch
>accompany Middleditch and his wife Mollie to an Atlanta club
She’s cuuuute
Damn she's hot, I'd fuck her but ONLY in her ass
"SWINGING" IS THE MOST EMASCULATING THING YOU CAN DO, ONE STEP BEHIND PURE KEKOLDRY
ABSOLUTE JEWISH DEGENERACY
oof
can i get an f for my guy
He has the look of a man who has definitely sucked a few penises
>caring about what another man does with his woman
sounds like cuck behavior to me
Jeri Ryans husband did this fag shit too
Guy's my girlfriend is on a girls trip to Atlanta. Should I be worried?
We literally live in a society man
Why the fuck would you "come out" as a swinger? Do people have any shame?
So he is a faggot.Lol
My buddy loves sharing his wife, which is great fun for me since she's an 8/10 and chokes cock like a professional, but man I can't imagine every marrying someone like that.
Gross
>swinging
lmao that's what lefties call it when they're embarrassed about being a cuck
swinging sounds cool and retro
way cooler than admitting that you let other guys fuck your wife
Guy looks like a troglodyte. Is he a gargoyle jew like Ron Perlman?
So fucking gross. I'm a west coast liberal and this shit even disgusts me.
Based amirposter
how does this work if all the guys are pathetic cucks?
doesn't that mean the cucks are fugging other cuck's wives which would make them based?
No one chad fucks a 50 mile radius
Imagine all the BBC.
You are disgusting
fucking retard jew from godzilla
>I'm a west coast liberal
It's interesting how they got people to form an identity around issues that are seemingly separate. You do know this is how they throw things you might not agree with in the box you've put yourself in
you blame a nebulous, malicious group for your personal problems. that's probably why no women want you
tits or gtfo
So, his character hates spaces and loves tabs, but the actor loves spaces and double hypens over em dashes and also loves niggers in Atlanta fucking his wife?
what is wrong with you people? this is the only board where people bring up nigger dicks in every single thread. why the obsession? is it a meme?
It's some asian incel from reddit trying to troll
I forget the magazine but a year ago, the remaining cast of Silicon Valley was featured on this article about the "Rise of Beta Males". I'm not surprised that this dude is part of the life. That dude smells like a cuck.
>he's like 20 years old
Lol cope. Dude is old as fuck.
A guy that basically started the nigger dick meme 7 years ago has just confessed that he does, as expected, encourage and even force his wife to have sexual relations with multiple erect negro penises.
kys you manwhore
>Guy's my girlfriend is on a girls trip to Atlanta. Should I be worried?
What's the background?
and then you woke up and had to change the bedsheets.
imagine thinking this is something worth bragging about
put down the gallon tub of haagen dasz nathan
Is this the fag from the Verizon commercials?
Why not just stay single, or is he a cuck
>on a girls trip
normally I would say yes, 100%. but this is Yea Forums so she isn't real.
>it's a kike media pushing degeneracy and breaking up the family unit episode
Their entire ethos just doesn't work when they don't have a sort of paternalistic society to rebel against.
Best of both worlds, she gets his money and to fuck guys who are good at it.
90% of the time theres a "couple" who are swinging - its her decision, the cuck just goes along with it, because hes pathetic.
Based
Its actually not his gf. She is his wife. So its much worse
Are we going to start seeing more male celebs coming out as cucks? Like is this going to be a thing?
OkCupid is where the sexual deviants go fyi. You can use it for legit dating though
I used to browse there and plenty of fish. Pretty good place to go if I was interested in becoming a stepdad
where do nice cute girls go
based and jewpilled
Holy shit, its doobs
Grindr
>I’m gas, and she’s brakes
THIS GUY FUCKS
Is there anything in history as vile and debased as these people?
cmon bros you gotta admit watching your wife take a big strange dong must be hot
1 White guy in Godzilla is a degenerate alcoholic missing father, the 2nd is this effeminate zany Jew
Honestly you are right. Every man at least has a minor cuckold fetish. I mean does every man not watch porn? When you watch porn you are getting off to a girl you are attracted to get fucked by a man who isnt you
I wonder what went wrong in your life where this is how it sublimates
Oh he's a faggot cuck who would have guessed
>What the FUCK did he mean by this?
It means he's a cuck and likes to watch his wife getting fucked by other men.
You're supposed to self insert as the guy, you fucking faggot.
Unless its python it literally doesn't matter once it goes through the compiler. Also readability is more important than file size. Which is negligible from white space.
>self insert
>in a guy who looks and sounds nothing like you
Okay. This isnt an rpg or some shit
back in the 60s and 70s it wasn't about the whole cuck trip man, it was just two dudes, enjoying each others wives, swapping jokes and stories, having fun
I miss louie ck cuckposting bros...what other celebs can we cuckpost about
it was his idea, i bet she hates it
Yeah and they didn't let z list celebs go on print or in the media radio and brag about it
How fucking boring does this guy think anyone gives a shit?
you're talking about it so you proved him right
Enjoy STDs
You're part of the problem user.
It amazes me that the checked nobodies (and most Twitter people) are still attaking him though
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I'd expect this type of shit to be well received (since everyone disapproves of "kink shaming" on theory and so on) but damn, I guess being dude and just admitting to having a sexuality in 2019 is somethin to be scorned at, even if you're a half-cuck.
I use 'Tinder', 'Hinge', 'Grindr', 'Minge', 'OKCupid', 'OKStupid', 'Whatsapp'..