Cassandra Peterson is almost 70. How is possible to be that old is still a sexy actress?

regular dick injections keep a woman looking young because it keeps the hromones flowing. This is why old cat lady spinsters and lesbians are so gross, their body realizes they no longer serve any biological purpose and shrivels up like a prune.

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Her juggs are amazing.....even if she were saggy, I wouldn’t give a fuck.....that face is so iconic and that rack so legendary

She doesn't have that stretched out face look though. If shes got work then it hasn't been big.

based

She looks good , but look at her hands - they never lie about age.

tom jones fucked her first

>Peterson is a vegetarian[20][21] and has appeared in a humorous Halloween-themed ad for PETA, promoting a vegetarian diet.[22]

In a 2008 interview, Peterson claimed that she lost her virginity to Tom Jones and needed stitches due to him being an aggressive lover.[23]

She married her personal manager, Mark Pierson, in 1981. They had one daughter, Sadie Pierson (born October 12, 1994), and were divorced on February 14, 2003.

Now I must google for her daughter

she’s in my jerk folder haha

she got into acting after she was a child
therefore she wasn't brutally raped by hollywood pedophiles

No matter how smooth the face. It’s all in the hands. Jazz hands. Faggots.

She’s been hardcore vegetarian for a long time, so it seems like she would be the ultimate example of a vivacious sexy older woman.

I would so cast her to make a cameo as a GILF in my film

Her daughter is cute

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her daughter is not that great looking

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God what I would give to fuck both of them

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this ones goin into the jerk folder!

She’s at least a Solid 7

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sure but she's still a downgrade

>her pussy got so devastated she had to have surgery
imagine that for your first time. jesus christ

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Her daughter is also into the whole goth stuff.

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Just post her ginger bush already.

sauce

can't hide those old hag hands. They start to go at 30.

She's 70, dude.

he was right about being a sex bomb

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I don’t think that’s literally her daughter.

This is
The vamp girl is just saying mom in a metaphorical sense. She’s not even Caucasian

Imagine caring about hands. Almost as bad as being a footfag.

based
met her at halloween fest in salem. i wanted to sniff her panties.
she must be fucking any hot dude at these things...most of the people were gross weirdos but she's def still pulling in hot younger guys if she wants

Audible kek

I went to college with her niece. I worshipped her, she thought I was a creep.

Oh well she wasn't actually goth and my fiance is.

>Elvira attended a horror convention and, during a panel discussion, asked the gathering of her hardcore fans whether she should pose for Playboy. They almost unanimously said no, claiming that it would ruin the mystique. Despite being ready and willing -- and even starting to work herself back into shape, post-baby -- she listened to their advice. Hefner was disappointed, and Peterson claims that, to this day, he refers to her as "the girl who got away."

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Slurp

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...she did pose for Playboy, before the Elvira gig.

it's not unusual

It was referring to posing in character.

kek

Nowhere near "Sexy" but she is still bangable for sure. She'd look better if she covered her mouth region, she got this whole monkey thing going on around there.

Guess we didn't have internet back then... cause I've seen her ginger pussy spread open, better than Playboy.

I think they just bought an old pro photoshoot. She probably didn’t want to cross the line to ever do it in character even though it would pay a lot

This

YOU JUST KNOW

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t. incel scientist

>Cassandra Peterson is almost 70. How is possible to be that old is still a sexy actress?

Not get fat. A simple piece of advice to all women. Don't get fat.

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but i like fat chicks

its also a lot like sabrina the teenage witch. wish i had an elvira gf

It’s so weird that I find her an 8/10 as Elvira but a 10/10 as herself

>mfw I will never devastate a milf rump like that

why live?

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somebody has to

Besides Up All Night... I saw Elvira on The Fall Guy. It was a Halloween episode and it was based. I remember she kept wanting to fuck Fall Guy but he couldn't get it up.

You know you can google this shit and see what a 70 year old woman looks like naked. I love older women but I don’t think you comprehend what a REAL person that age looks like naked.

this shows actually pretty lewd

everybody deserves love

I know in porn that they use girdles just to have it look decent. Well I like girdles

The amount of cum i've tributed to her

>Up All Night
Are you thinking of Rhonda Shear?

>CBS produced the pilot under the reign of president Jeff Sagansky, who made assurances that it would be picked up. Sagansky fell ill and was hospitalized just as the fall schedule was being finalized, so CBS flew in the head of their sports department, Howard Stringer, to finish programming the season. Stringer hated the show's blatant sexual innuendo, and when he remarked that he wasn't picking it up, several executives walked out of his meeting and one quit. The new sitcoms that Stringer opted to greenlight instead ("Family Album" and "It Had to Be You") barely lasted a month on the air.

Serves that fag right.

When I was a kid Elvira was already famous, but I personally grew up under the control of Rhonda Shear......the best thing about her is that she did her playboy shoot in character so it was the ultimate fantasy.

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Underrated

but fat is objectively a sign of youthfulness.

Nice doubles user, a fat chick with a pretty face is a beautiful thing. They also tend to look younger in the face as the fat makes the face less wrinkly/baggy

Imagine if cum wasn’t biodegradeable and we would have to ship it somewhere. Imagine dump trucks being delivered to famous sexy women’s front porches

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how come hollywood refuses to hire 10/10 grannies for sex comedies??

Here’s my fatfu. She briefly had a pro camwhoring stage

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God what a fucking faggot. Imagine if we had seasons of Elvira's misadventures with her niece, aunt and talking cat

gilbert>Rhonda

she pitched some animated elvira cartoon to netflix and prime but they said no. :(

mommy

They make fridges seeth

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mnghmmmmmmh I want to suck her beautiful and fat milkers so bad

>Peterson tells Blender she needed stitches after the sex session was over, but the worst pain was yet to come.

She adds, "I thought for sure we were gonna run away together and get married. I went backstage to see him the next night, but he was with his two background singers... and was all over them. I was disgusted."
>ywn marry prime Elvira and have a qt family with her
I'm done

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humina humina humina..... AWOOGA

I choose to believe this

it'd probably be dust by now

you might be onto something

Do you think she can still get pregnant at her old age or has she reached menopause?

ah-bloo-bloo

Even at 70 she looks so much better than that rat faced plank

Movie starring Lynda Carter and Cassandra Peterson as two horny ladies molesting young studs when?

>tfw I will never even have so much as a gf reenact this scene as an unironic invitation for sex

Directed by Patty?

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Wow.

Can Gillian Anderson come too?

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Just stay out of the sun

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>Why yes, I dream every night of having a blindgly pale, big tiddy, wide hip goth gf, how did you know?

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When did you see her? I work in Salem. It’d be cool to run into her.

High test

Holy fucking shit.

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>how did you know?

Because you are perfection and perfection desires perfection

>sniff her panties

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Based.

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I AM GOING TO JACK OFF RIGHT NOW

I wish I could've seen one of her shows.

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She's pretty user, and those chubby cheeks will stay wrinkle free

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i started a boomer Up All Night thread yesterday but didn't mention her
remember she hosted a few of them with Gilbert at times if I recall

UGGGH IM GUNNA WEREWOLF OUT RIGHT NOWWW

id let her give me a handjob

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I'll fuck her next

they should do a remake

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Reminds me of mine, uncannily in fact. Tell her to drop the vaping shit and keep her away from the gates of the cock carousel and you've got a baby maker I'd love to have replenish the earth with more sex cows for my sons to sexually enthralled with their uncircumcised big white clocks immediately after their wedding ceremonies. Keep up the good work

Best post

>tfw no mommy director gf

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i really hope this is the truth

you just know

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If you want the movie to suck ass, then yes.

not that user but Elvira hosted or cohosted it at least once, i think more than once. i remember seeing it, think they had Friday the 13th movies on if i remember

the ideal man

Please God yes. Gib goth trap bf to fugg my thicc fatty waifu nao

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Gay dudes are such a waste....although I will forever envy their ease of getting sex

you just KNOW

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Big if true

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She’s just a fatfu I follow online. IRL she seems to come from a trashy background because she’s attracted to post Malone types of guys. And she’s one of those kinds of girls that will make ten different posts of her blowing weed blunts into the camera.

I kinda hate her IRL because of all that but I still like looking at her pics.

If you want to see her whoring days, google xtherealzeldax

Tell you what: I'm going to pretend Linda has a giant crotch unit bigger and girthier than mine but she's a grower not a shower to reason with it. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

still hotter than the average e thot

Did Lynda teach her how to submit to loving authority?

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Damn. Such a waste then. Dw user, you'll find your girl like I find mine. Just lower your aesthetic standards in exchange for heightening your personality and humility standards and I swear you'll find a wide hips gf like fkn magic. Might have to look for ages 16-21 to do it but it's entirely possible

I recently watched her movie and she has a nip slip in it when the two guys at the bar/bowling alley(?) start messing around and the guy comes in to save her. I went frame by frame and you can clearly see her nipple.

>Don't get fat.
but this is hard for them.

Yes, everyone has seen that scene.

Its not even a competition. Cassandra has gravitas; as she ages, grows, and has kids, she only seems to get more attractive without rest and it's all in how she carries herself. Like a book you can pick up and start reading from any random page and it's still captivating. The surgery helps too I'm sure, but the way she carries herself is completely different from being under the knife

She's got like the Ultimate durable genes the caps on which simply do Not wear off.
It's great that she looks as good as she does too. You know who the runners up are in gene durability and faithfull reproduction?
Kelly Preston, Jamie Gertz and yeah you guessed, Sally f'cking Field

what do you mean by how she carries herself? legit curious. to me she seems rather 'immature'/young at heart (in a good way).

Curvy proportions yes. Obesity no. It's best to find a curvy girl that's mid weight because after breeding her she's gonna gain 40+ lbs no matter what. Only health freak chicks don't gain but like 10lbs and that's unhealthy for fetal growth. After the last kid, just let her bloat up like pierce bronson's heffer and fuck her like a nympho steer til you both keel over from exhaustion

Still have to go for Elvira in this case

Good genes, subtle surgeries and a healthy, active lifestyle.

I agree, 70 or not, its her you gotta do it.
She was the original big titty goth gf

Cymru Am Byth

Lol you dummy LeeAnnVamp is not her daughter

thats bullshit but I believe it

You’ve reminded me....

Fun fact: the owner of the NBA’s Atlanta Hawks?

Jami Gertz (with her billionaire hedge fund mgr husband).

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Ressler

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8 max

Source?

I don't know if this is right, but I can't disprove it so you must be right.

That's what I meant; the exact opposite of Diane Feinstein and the like. A woman's vitality and social repetoire are connected by her spritely youthful attitude or lack thereof. Nobody wants to be around a cold hearted bitch, inversely, everyone wants to be around a fun, life loving mommy. Both can have accolades and achievements, but it's a positive uplifting woman that attracts people based off her juvenile and hopeful spirit. If you could snap your fingers and turn back the clock to 40 years ago, nothing would change in her other than wrinkles going away and she'd just shrug it off and want to keep doing more things that she loves and other people love about her without regrets

Tom Jones took her virginity by fucking her so hard that he tore her vagina to the point where she bled everywhere and needed to go to the hospital for stitches, then he tossed her aside.

gotcha, just try to not get jaded.

Good god ,Id love to see Carrie-Anne Moss do one of these

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You mean to tell me she's 70 here?

She was best friends with Paul Reubens, and fucked Jack White before he fucked Loretta Lynn. Has she written her memoirs in blood yet

False, the most youthful women are those who have children early with one man. Stop falling for pozzed roastie lies

Almost certainly semen facials and foreskin cream. Also not being vegetarian.

You both make very compelling arguments. I don't know who to believe.

>Looking at her hands
Fag

So you're saying Cassandra, Gillian Anderson and the other women ITT don't look good for their age? Because they certainly don't fit this criteria.

if this were true hispanic women would be the best looking milfs instead of peaking at 15, when they commonly become pregnant and turn into fat goblins.

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good. fuck that Hillary loving cunt.

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Cringe.

YIKES!!!

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>celebrity JOI
Oh God yes.

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Dirty hot.

CRINGE

Kek

Based elvis. He also started dating his wife when she was 14.

She's a point or two lower, but goddamn if she didn't nail that sexy fucking knowing look her mom does.

>Pedowood roasties who spend hundreds of thousands on plastic surgery from the best doctors in the Western Hemisphere
Great argument rosbif

He wants to believe

Same, those old hands are pretty hot

Normally this would be an asinine question but its a trade secret that she has had two uterus transplants. They get them from Guatemalan groups homes for adolescents.

I would guess she has another five years. Unfortunately Trumps trade war is affecting more than grain and steel so the well has dried up, no pun intended.

Post a woman who fits your criteria then.

It's crazy how much of a woman's attractiveness is due to her haircut. Imagine what a woman looks without hair, and only then if she's still hot is she actually attractive.

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IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

what a qt-wutee shark bb ^_^ ~~

Where does it say she was underage?

absolutely based

AYO

based

Actual make sense

Imagine still seething over Hillary

>old slut

you can't just say things like this and leave the elephant in the room m8 details how did something so off the wall even occur?

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Name?

i’ve never found the El Vira the character attractive, but she is without the costume

>>God what a fucking faggot. Imagine if we had seasons of Elvira's misadventures with her niece, aunt and talking cat

wait what the fuck, A TALKING CAT?!

Not him but it's as easy as some old horny bitch making a move and you not saying no. I've said no to old sluts so many times I'm a permanent volcel based on statistics alone.

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that’s not her husband in the picture

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>I'd like to slam my balls into her coinslot

The powers of darkness

Yeah Cassandra posed nude, but not Elvira.

Is that... DSFARGEG?!

What movie is this?

Stop being weird.

Met her at a con once. She's really nice and cool.

GONNA NEED THIS WITH SOUND PLEASE.

>That skindentation

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she’s related to el Ron Hubbard the scientologists own the fountain of youth

This fag would be pissed if he saw a Chuck Lorre show

WHAT A (((WASTE))) OF GREAT GENES

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Why didn't her surgeon fix her eye lid?

Me on the left

>dick tassel instead

Millions of young men blowing their loads to her have acted as a quasi blood sacrifice to give her extended youth and beauty

It would be an honor to share a hole with the King

Plastic surgery

That’s not her daughter she just says that’s her “mom”
That’s Leanna Vamp check her out

How can one man be so based?

Career Opportunities, you silly zoomer

She never took the call.

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i was listening to her on some podcast an she admitted as much. ran away from home at 16 or 17 and went to be a vegas show girl. met elvis and got to know him briefly. gave her some career advice. Also tom jones 100% slammed her.

Eh its probably true.

That's some broscience right there but hey, I'd believe it.

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Excellent posts. Staying youthful is just as much about outlook, self-respect and just in all being a biophile as it is about maintaining good health. One of my great uncles is similarly in his 60s but may as well pass off as 40ish, partly thanks to how he always does not mind hanging out with and learning from people in their 20s and 30s. He doesn't have any of that stereotypical "old age stubbornness" and misery. I'm sure Cassandra Peterson is the same.

Anyone who hasn't seen this with sound do yourself a favor and look it up IMMEDIATELY.

that's bullshit, but I believe it

Barbara Crampton is pretty good at 60

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Reminds me of that bitch Liinxy getting shit on by Elvira.

Cringe

*snab*

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t. Virgin

Actually old sluts are fucking easy, you can literally walk up to one in a supermarket, grab her puss, ram your tongue down her throat and take her to your place to cum on/in her.
If you're a virgin and inexperienced, look around a bit, see if you notice the women that want to fuck and are looking hungrily at every guy that walks past. If you spot one, go up to her and say: "I want to fuck you" or some such straight to the point line. You'd be surprised how much dirty pussy you can get like that.

>soul vs soulless
>aryan white vs kike

USA Up All Night was the porn of pre-internet

She was 64 in this picture for one thing, you fucking dope.

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which one do you like more her huge titties or giant thighs in pantyhose?
i like the thighs, i got a nylon fetish

holy shit, 64? that's no where near 70.

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Unironically, this was considered true since Roman times. Galen wrote that the womb requires the warmth of male fluids regularly or it cools down and causes health problems.
It's part of the reason parents were eager for daughters to marry early in olden times - everyone thought they'd literally die without creampies.
t. Historian

Stupid groupie whore

Yikes

YEAAAAAAAAH HHNNGG

i can't watch this. with or without sound.

REALLY

IS THIS WHAT Yea Forums HAS BEEN REDUCED TO

GALEN IS NOW A MEDICAL AUTHORITY

GAY "4 HUMORS" LEN

FUCKING HELL

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She's had a pretty good amount of work done, and she takes hormone therapy.

Actual succubus.

Her hands look great, I'd love to see one of them wrapped around my dick while I lick her pussy.

I didn't say it was true, I said it was *believed* to be true from the Roman period to the Enlightenment period.
Jesus, if you're gonna accuse me of being a braincel at least read things properly.

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are her, Susan Sarandon, Isabelle Huppert and Helen Mirren the only fuckable 60+ year old women in the world?

I tried this and now I'm a registered sex offender. Thanks, user.

That's the first step. Now you're a "bad boy".

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>65

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Reminder that elvira was gonna post fully nude for playboy ( with the elvira costume) and Heffner was ready to pay for the shoot,
But she was wondering if it would be well received,
She asked her most "loyal" hardcore fans on a horror con where she was doing a panel.
And the limp wristed fucking faggots yelled "NO" because it would ruined the image of evira in their eyes. She didnt do it
Thanks to a room of fucking bitter cunts and fucking homos now decades later generations of men were robbed of a naked elvira because a room full of retarded assholes didnt want their mommy to be nude

This is true, to an extent. Some women age visibly 10+ years when they lose weight.

For me it's Susanna Hoffs

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Jane Seymour, 68

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>class III malocclusion
>hooked Jew nose
>no tits
I’d still pick the hen over the chick.

Wonder if she’s rich since the Elvira image has been licensed out for everything

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I mean, she's not ugly, but she's nothing special, I'd even say she's kinda gross.
I don't know why you autistic virgins overate this woman and other like Bryce dallas so much.
If you actually had her naked next to you in a bed you'd realize she's not as hot as you think now, it's all just fantasy

Galen was an idiot. Now, Paracelsus- there was a man determined to challenge outdated medical dogma.

>she's nothing special

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Sun creme/stay away from sun (which she probably did)
Healthy lifestyle (she isn't a fat grandma, most women are landwhales above the age of 35)
Certainly has no stress at all
Sleeps a lot

There you go, except the no stress life style (assuming you aren't a millionaire) everything else is doable to age gracefully.

It was youtube show with Stan Lee

>Jane Seymour, 68
You can't compare Jane Seymour to common mortals.

>Sun creme/stay away from sun (which she probably did)
Well duh, she ain't called the mistress of sunshine.

youtube.com/watch?v=YVcCZuCB-aY

Yep she's a mommy for sure

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based stan

Women who have never had kids age the best. Having kids fucks up your body.

>16 or 17
>underaged
Kek

Thighs and pantyhose

>he doesn't know about the medicinal properties of semen

Your claim and his aren't mutually exclusive. A woman can have a child early with one man AND have lots of sex with that one man.

youtube.com/watch?v=fdU2wGf6jfM

>IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO eviscerate virgin pussies

show me the pictures, user
I'm not afraid

Same

I was thinking more about the study that claimed that women who regularly come into contact with semen are happier and healthier, but that works too.

I think I'd last about 4 seconds.

Both Jews

Could she redo this scene now?

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Why not? It's just a little educational video.
That wouldn't stop her.

He will never be a real woman.

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I've seen quite a few IRL. Could be a regional thing

And thank God for that, Bailey's fine just this way.

Is 13 Nights worth marathoning?
youtu.be/_M1Z9BBffSc

I’d unironically empty my entire bank account for her to take my virginity in full Elvira getup

Are you sure you don't mean the flesh of a million young foreskins?

Literally defined medical understanding for over a thousand years, just because its since been proven incorrect doesn't mean his beliefs aren't representative of societies.

OH GOD OH FUCKKKKK OH MOMMMY COOOOMIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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got a legit chuckle out of me there, user.

sounds gay

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pretty sure he knows and accepts that

Remember the interview where Lynda told everyone she sometimes roleplays as Wonder Woman with her husband and ties him up during sex?

Impossible bruh

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I'm sure there are some.

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This is what elvira looks like yesterday. Brand new pic

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Joi-de-vivre is a hell of a drug

Sure

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:(

NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO
NO NO NO NOOOOO

is being a slut a mental illness?

Not if you're a succubus.

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fucking old ladies is fun just do it when the sun goes down and the light isn't that good

used to fuck a 63 year old who was tight as a 16 year old and she came just by sucking on her tits

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About that...

Hefner probably shat in every hole of hers, get fucking real

Neo-Puritans please go and stay go.

Yeah her tits are great but what was her foot game like back then

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nah.

How are Cassandra Peterson's granny feet?

*COOMS*

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>comes
Fixed that for you, illiterate zoomer. Have a nice day.

Alright, that's nice.

>you'll never fuck Elvira's footpussy

What's the point of living again?

>jane-seymour-for-playboy-magazine-february-2018-2.jpg
>2018
Jesus Christ, how is she still so fuckable.

>t. has never coomed in the presence of a woman