The Dark Crystal

Are you prepared for gelfling genocide in season 2?

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its a price Im willing to pay

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Reminder that Chamberlain's a SLUT

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My body is so ready I can't even.

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Genuinely hope the season opens with the Gelfling's Front of Thra or whatever storming the Castle of the Crystal. They make it across the bridge and through the gates and make it all the way to the Crystal Chamber without any sign of the Skeksis. For a moment they wonder if the Skeksis gave up and fled rather than fight them.

Then they hear scuttling from the dark and the Garthim emerge from all sides and proceed to just absolutely wipe them the fuck out and force the survivors to retreat.

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Nice. I'd also like to see some more Gelfling bowling.

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That''d be amazing.

if this does good enough how would they ever make a sequel? I know they have the comic series but its missing something without a villain like the skeksis.

IMO the sequel comics are Star Wars sequel tier levels of bad so I hope that doesn't happen.

there doesn't seem to be anywhere unique the story could go once the crystal is healed. Only idea I could come up with is the skeksis and mystics who never made it to the great conjunction need to be reunited, but that's just a retread of the first plot.

For those worried about S2's announcement taking so long that it appears cancelled, it took Netflix 6 months to announce Season 3 or Stranger Things.

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Warning: shit idea inbound
Exploring other crystal planets.
I /think/ Jen and Kira used the crystal to go to the UrSkeks homeworld in Power but I never read that for myself.
What would these Gelflings do on another world? I don't fuckin know. But it at least avoids undoing the newfound peace of the clans, relying on UrSkeks (Assuming they visited a world other than theirs), and most importantly avoids dumb fireling bullshit.
We could also meet other sentient dominant species that aren't Gelflings and meet another planet-avatar like Aughra, both with their own quirks, personalities, and abilities like dreamfasting that set them apart from others.
I know it's shit and it kinda defeats the point of how quaint Thra is as a planet and contained setting, but that's the route I'd take.

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But I don't want to wait that long

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Reminder that Deet is Neat!

>Other Skeksis are shambling fuckers.
>Skemal is /fit/ enough to climb trees and shit

/fit/ > esscense

don't worry my idea is shit too. Basically thought Skekso, due to the power of the darkening, actually gains a spiritual independence and becomes a sentient plague of evil upon Thra/the stars. they have to forcibly recombine him with his mystic counterpart in the afterlife.

He killed millions

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Do we know that much about Urskek society? Maybe some hostile Urskeks showing up would be an idea. Maybe they're bounty hunters looking for the ones who cracked the crystal, because their society wants to purge them for being impure, or maybe they heard about the crystal from the movie Urskeks after they left and want to take it back to their home planet to experiment on it (which naturally would be harmful to the crystal's home planet.)

We know the movie Urskeks were banished for being impure, but we don't know what exactly this mean, maybe Urskek society leans more skeksis and the movie Urskeks were banished for leaning too mystic.

Anyways, that's my shit idea lol

Bootlicking is healthy and good!

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Is this one male or female?

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Neither. Skeksis are hermaphrodites.

all the skeksis are male i think

So what does Seladon prefer? One at a time? Two at a time? All three at once?

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SkekEkt has a distinctly more effeminate gender expression than the others, but doesn't seem to use she/her pronouns. None of them seem to use any pronouns at all.

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>UrSkek bounty hunter
Holy fuck I'm dying imagining this fucking ascended boomer just coming down to Thra with a gun and taking names

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So like the Hunter/Archer then?

They might be more of a magically advanced society than a technologically advanced. I don't think the Urskeks traveled to Thra in a UFO, they can just magically fly through the ether of space, right?

I think if they were technologically advanced, the scientist would have known how to make plasma guns and planes and stuff. Medieval-level technology is probably about as much as the Urskeks know, which is why the gelflings are currently at that level of technology themselves. Assuming the skeksis taught them to be more modern, do we know what gelflings were like before they allied with the skeksis?

One is all she can take, and only the tip at that. She uses her mouth and hands to make up for the piss poor holding capacity.

It could just be that the scientist urskek was just pretty curious but didn’t really study that much of his own race’s tech or the split (or dropping down on thra) muddled their memories a whole bunch

Yes. What I'm NOT prepared for is skekGra and urGoh dying.

>Reminder that Deet is Neat!
Hell yeah brother

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they reunite by doing picrelated

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I believe they somehow entered Thra through the Crystal.

>URGOOOOOOH, SOMEONE IS LEWDING US AGAAAAAIIIN, HAVE YOU CONTACTED VERIZON YET?
>that’s... not... how... that... works...

Hmmmm yes I will accept this as canon

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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EEEEEEEHHHHH

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Fuck, a fast moving /fit/ Skeksis is pretty intimidating.

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Who?

Aughra's autistic son
He'll probably show up in S2

Augrah’s son. He made an UrSkek cry which caused the crystal to split them all up.

Incredible that Netflix of all places would go against their SJW leanings and allow such obvious Jew analogues as the villains.

Delet this goyling.

Imagine being such an NPC that you don't make even a single post that's an original thought

>110094639(You)
ignore all skek=jew posters

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SkekTek's life is s u f f e r i n g

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Good
Get lava'd you fucking nerd

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I wonder who could be behind this post, hmmmmm?

won't worry, he's non-canon

Say that to my face and not online, spithead.

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He's referenced in the show jackass.

Incorrect

So what's the youtube vid you all go on about that came out shortly before the show?

BEST BOY WILL FOR A THOUSAND THOUSAND TRINE
UNTIL LAST STAR IN SKY GOES DARK

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Don't know much about Dark Crystal, but why do the Skeksis and urRu look so birdlike, while urSkeks look nothing like either of them?

>he doesn't know
io9.gizmodo.com/a-spoiler-filled-chat-with-dark-crystal-age-of-resista-1837707946
>io9: So...where is Raunip (Aughra’s weird rock son)?
>Addiss:We love Raunip. There was not space for him in this story, but we’re hoping there’s space for him in later stories.
>Matthews:Raunip is such is a great character, and he’s such a great engine for drama, relationships, a different perspective. But in the first season, the audience needs to learn sort of the first perspective: the Skeksis, the Gelfling. That’s the easiest way in. As the story progresses, with more layers, nuance, and grey areas. Raunip is the master of the grey area. So, keep hope alive.
Not to mention Taron Egerton literally asking about Raunip the moment he met up with the showrunners since he's a fellow Darl Crystal autist and "Raunip's Pass" being a location mentioned in the show.
Raunip is easily the most well known character from the expanded material, not putting him in would be more surprising.

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Another World, Another Time

What?

was he?

>tfw there are no So/Seladon fap fics

Stop writing rian/deet damn it!

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THIS MEME IS GAY
AND YOU SHOULD GO AWAY
SO FORCED
OF COURSE
GO GET FUCKED BY A HORSE

>tfw no Deet wife to come home to

Moar! MOOAARR!! Seladon's place is on the ground, shamelessly offering herself to her Lords to spare her sisters.

t. skeksil

KAMALEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KAMALEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KAMALEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Raunip Pass was name dropped.

chuckled heartily

More art than fanfic. Fucking travesty.
Come to think of it, there's more skeksis invoked porn than there is fanfics.

Skek/Deet

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Now that's a fucking rare pair

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>fapfics of any kind for this show exist
You can't say that and not link dude

It’s just SkeSis on SkeSis if you’re into that.

Dammit

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Huh? Why did it get moved? Puppets aren’t considered Yea Forums anymore?

I highly doubt it was that, if it was the lewds it would have been deleted altogether. I think he just forgot puppets are Yea Forums (And Yea Forums.) We're gonna have to put a reminder in the OP from now on apparently.

Yea Forums mods were rustled by our degenerate lust for hot skex.

They absolutely are, the mod just forgot or something.

I'm grumbled by this turn of events

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dumbass mod's first day on the job

What a piece of shit

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Peeper beetle time

>WHEN WE FAIL OURSELVES
WE MUST BE PUNISHED!
>WHEN WE FAIL 4CHANNEL
WE MUST BE PUNISHED!
>WHEN WE FAIL HIROSHIMOOT
WE MUST BE PUNISHED!

WHEN WE FAIL OUR WAIFU
>WE MUST BE PUNISHED
WHEN WE FAIL OUR BOARD
>WE MUST BE PUNISHED
WHEN WE FAIL OUR MOOTPERER
>WE MUST. BE. PUNISHED

>CLANG

PUNISHEDmind, ha
even the same alternating meme arrow formate

>not shopping the twinglaive and trial stone swords in

we Arathim now

what the fuck
i tried making a new thread and it immediately got deleted
fuck you jannies

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YOU WHIMPERING WORMS

On which board?

Yea Forums, which was where this thread originally was posted

Mods and jannies are compromised. This is Chamberlain's doing.

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every fucking trine with this shit

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Found a self-insert skekporn fic
m.fanfiction.net/s/13377045/1/

[IMITATES FARTING NOISE]

THREADLING JUSTISTAAAAA

And just like that, /tv hentai faggots ruined a show for me.

Shut it down! Shut it down!

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You've got to be joking with this shit

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aughra came back after her essence was in the hunter. i think that was implying many of the gelflings that were drunk by the skeks will come back

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The Adventures of the Newly Reunited Urskeks

Don't think so, but all the accumulated essence the Skeksis have at the end of the film definitely returns to Thra during the great conjunction (See: podlings turning to normal after the shard was put in, they got their essence back). So everyone who's gotten drank'd at least gets to chill in the afterlife just fine.

It's official.

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Granted her essence was indeed special
I'm not exactly of the mind that they'll be suddenly vworped back into existence like her, but I think the essence is still in the skeksis and is released and returned to the Crystal/Thra after they die and remerge

Then the Crystal spits some new ones back out so Jen and Kira don't have to fuck the race back into existence

isn't this the creature that was eating the books in the library?

No good going and antagonizing shit now, user. We can always try again later, don't make an ass of yourself and sour the whole board

No, that was a different thing.
The pic is of Raunip, Aughra's son.

No, those are just regular wildlife and pests

He's the local man who ruins everything

Don't blame Yea Forums. Blame whichever faggot on Yea Forums reported the thread.

That explains all the fags.
Please, homos, don't ruin this show.

Who watches this fucking garbage?

Anyone with good taste

I thought puppets were okay for Yea Forums

Janny ran out of hotpockets and had a temper tantrum

I think we pushed too far, too many too often

Oh fuck I hadn't even though to use ff.net
Fucking switch over to ao3 already you fucking nerds

everyone likes skesis and just wants to see gelfling get wrecked so likely

Me and your mom after she tossed my salad

that's a load of fucking horseshit

Skesis are technically genderless but it's obvious Ornamentalist, Collector, and Mariner are women

incredible that you haven't dilated today

this is what I chant when jannies ban me

>Meanwhile SU has 10+ threads at any given moment

The Skekis really do make the show

post more gelfling essences

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You know, for kids.

anyone calling this a "kid's show" is bullshitting
kids can and certainly should watch but I defy you that they're the target audience

I think it'd be more fitting to call Age of Resistance a family show since it's rated PG. There might be bits that might be shocking to kids like Skektek beating one of his slaves to death and splattering blood all over his pet but ideally their parents would be watching with them to comfort the kiddies if they get spooped.

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I'd be fine with a whole season of just Gelflings getting abused and Skesis laughing and making jokes with each other

It's a kids show in the style of the 1980/early 90s PG movies such as Temple of Doom, Poltergeist, original Dark Crystal, Jaws, Return to Oz, Secrets of NIMH, etc.. The producers deliberately made it a lot crazier than kids movies today

The chained deaths of mal, lach, and var, plus the (presumably) inevitable loss of skeksa and skekli, plus the Emperor's even waning health will drive them into being frail paranoid shut-ins fearing the prophecy

I love the Skek parts and Gelf parts equally
The Skeksis are great but the main cast is mostly charming as fuck to follow, especially this absolute chad.

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Really hope we get more Bold Gurjin next season.

Season 8, Episode 3
>The Gelfling/Arathim Alliance faces off against the Darkened Army who threaten all of Thra

Season 8, Episode 6
>After successfully harnessing the Darkening power absorbed from the Sanctuary tree to defeat the Garthim army, Rian mournfully kills Deet in order to save Thra. Hup is named All Maudra of the Six Clans. Brea goes exploring west.

I thank the crystal every day that D&D aren't in charge of the show

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Gurjin the Based is this show's true hero

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How did they make the ugliest monsters so cute

Except Hup would make for a better leader than Bran the Broken.

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That's literally what the Hensons have been doing for a living for 60+ years
I think they're a little good at it

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>Hup will never beat every single one of those godforsaken season 8 characters to death with a spoon
it hurts

He could damn well do it too

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wait I took that screencap and didn't even notice
did they seriously misspell intensify

Where the fuck is my essence?

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Essence is stored in the gelfling!

Is the giant castle that blights the land not the spaceship they came in on?

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>filename
Never

No. They came through the crystal during a great conjunction.

Prick

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>tfw imagining Level Cap Hup

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Will Deet be okay?

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One cannot touch the power of the Warp and emerge unscathed.

Almost certainly not
But she'll always be in my heart

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IT IS A GOOD PAIN
shut the FUCK up, Leandros

Strangely, the only time im really into this stuff is when the skeksis(?) are on screen, the gelflings are boring and suck.

Why did they move the co dark crystal thread to this board?

Not an uncommon opinion around here
Personally I love all of it but I don't blame you feeling so

youtu.be/3f4THKvsEbg
How the fuck did skekSil go from an ineffectual snip to the best character in on the show?

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Show Chamberlain didn't have Ung around yet to keep him in check and cut through his bullshit. When Ung inevitably arrives and kicks his shit in, he'll be outed as the beta he always was.

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Yea I just read the rest of the thread and youre right and im not alone in my enjoyment.

>In the show the Emperor congratulates Chamberlain and says he's earned his spot again

>Even after he brings in Kira SkekUng just says "fine, give this bitch nigga his shit back I guess"

I hope show SkekUng just proves to be as enormous a pain to SkekSil as he's been to everyone else so far

Why they'd have to introduce me to such wonderful characters only to kill them not soon after?

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Hey, it’s the ride that matters
Hopefully we have a long road ahead with them

>just watched the ep 5 where Maudra Fara (?) gets BTFO by the Skeksis
>Seladon goes full retard

Was not expecting that and it was fucking great. The build up and character arcs have paid off so well. The daughter was always told to do what was 'right' to maintain order and the status quo, and so when her mother does a 180 at the end, it's not too surprising she sides with the Skeksis (plus the mother was a bit of a bitch to her).

Is there a source/full collection of tarot?

So is the chamberlain just really persuasive or also possessing a level of magical mental manipulation?

Putting aside nostalgia, is this actually worth watching?

spudinacup.tumblr.com
Seems to be the only one made

I don't have any nostalgia for the series, as I never watched the movie as a kid, so I can say that without any nostalgia, holy shit yes go watch this show if you have any love for high fantasy and any appreciation for craftsmenship and passion.

Darn. Thanks for the source though

I watched the original movie in maybe 2013 and have zero nostalgia for it. But love the series and firer show I’ve been into in a long time.

Yes, YOU WHIMPERING WORM

It really seemed like she was losing her marbles as the show went on

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She was a fully conscious collaborator. Deserved to be hung for betraying her kind desu

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He's just good with words and psychology. Watch Yes Minister for an entire series about the same kind of character.

Both

Well, the scientist does have a cybernetic eye

They are also a "hideous hybrid of male and female"
Henson really was ahead of his time

Cause why not

Scientifically proven!

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Jaws was PG?

Did anyone notice in "The making of" bit no one they interviewed mentioned Mark Hamill? I kept expecting to to pop up or someone say that he was involved by it was like he didn't exist.

there was no PG-13 rating back then

That would be pretty mind blowing for one of the UrSkek to visit Thra to see what was happening and finding out about the split and the whole planet dying from this massive fuck up and then helping the Wanderer and Heretic unite into one before they both leave

He was probably just busy
He did a lot of the PR for the show at cons and stuff and he was always really enthusiastic about it

Imagine waking up to being strung up like a stuffed gelfling by your brethren.
SkekMal deserved better.

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I'm imagining now that Chamberlain gains the Emperor's trust so much that he plans to have Chamberlain rule if he dies which causes the Chamberlain to ensure the Emperor gets permanently fucked from the Darkening and carefully waits for him to get dusted for 50 years only for the General to outchad him in the Trial by Stone

They all likely did the voicework separately and only come together for PR. A lot of shows with voice acting have them do it separately to save time

It's not star wars mate

She picks chamberlain over general? This person has no taste

Hunter was lucky in that case. If they weren't all hung up on cheating death, the skeksis might have just buried or burned the corpse.

>Emperor
>ever considering the consequences of dying beyond methods to avoid it

>no pop posting

SkekSil is superior, you pleb.

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Yep. PG-13 didn't become a thing until Indiana Jones:Temple of Doom. They decided that while a ritualistic heart removal wasn't deserving of an R rating, it was certainly too extreme for kids.

Saw it when I was 4. Loved it. Still my favorite, don't @ me. The scene where Indy glares at the slavers from behind the steam still gets my spaghetti rolling

He's not very persuasive. He's disliked by the Skesis and the Gelflings are very dumb so believe anything Skesis tell them. He convinces other Skesis by talking logically and is usually right in these conversations

He plants lies that sprout into truths

WHAT THE FUCK, MODS
PUPPETS ARE AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN Yea Forums, HOW IN HELL DID YOU GET A JOB WITHOUT KNOWING THAT

Why have we been exiled to this godforsaken board

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Is essence more or less addicting than chicken tendies?

Henson was asking the JQ decades ago

He is vulture Eli Gold basically.

>They are also a "hideous hybrid of male and female"
And on this fucking planet we just get endless tranny troons...

This show looked dumb as shit but I tried it and it's really fucking good.

We have this threads everyday and they are always comfy. Don't worry user, sometimes Yea Forums isn't that bad.

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Yes it is. /co might be full of retards but at you can hold a conversation. /tv are just racist pedophiles rambling about Sneed amd kino.

What looked dumb about it?

Why do UrSkek look so gross compared to their split selves?

Mods prefer Tranny Universe and wannabe magical girl to actually good shows

I now count 16 absolutely K I N O moments in 7 episodes. This show is top 5 for the decade so far.

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it hasn't been renewed

also if they get renewed the entire show is non-canon, the Chamberlain wasn't that smart in the movies

I have been in both threads and you're wrong. Both are comfy. Yea Forums has more art, Yea Forums has better memes.

the truth is the most convincing of all lies

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Oh thanks for the update, Jim

Just a few examples of good threads. I know Yea Forums is full of shit but I have enjoyed this threads. You have to open your mind, user.

Real talk is Jim Henson an antisemite

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Then why did Jen seem to be in a trance in the first movie and why does the Chamberlain saying “Please” apply a debuff in tactics

But skeksis are intersex or some shit, isn't that (((diverse)) enough for them?

>the Chamberlain wasn't that smart in the movies
You talking about when he tried to get the Jen and Kira to come with him to the castle? Originally, the skeksis were supposed to speak a different language than the gelflings, so that scene was written with a language barrier in mind.

If you wanna justify it in-story, you could just say the skeksis have continued to deteriorate both physically and mentally in between the series and the movie. No gelfling essence = skeksis running on fumes.

>why does the Chamberlain saying “Please” apply a debuff in tactics
Pretty sure it's just him knowing how to talk well. Final Fantasy has a character with a similar ability called the mediator (can't use magic but can debuff people with mere speech.) Skeksis don't generally seem to have any innate magical powers, which is why they have to fuck around with the darkening and crystals.

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I’m still wondering why the scene in the first movie played out like a trance on Jen that Kira had to help him snap out of, though.
Maybe he was just tired and the easy route seemed tempting

>Drain it

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man if only we can invade thra, and if gelflings aren't nearly extinct
we would make them all into our sex slaves

>But skeksis are intersex or some shit, isn't that (((diverse)) enough for them?
They don't constantly announce it with pride every twelve seconds so it doesn't count for them

it's not about size, it's about........
~VIGOR~

>maybe Urskek society leans more skeksis and the movie Urskeks were banished for leaning too mystic
this is very obviously wrong

I haven't read the books, so I don't know all the lore. What's the Urskek home planet like?

Judging from the Hunter/Archer being exiled, urskek society must be allergic to testosterone

muh jews aren't better memes

I saw the original film last night, the puppets were pretty amazing but I just wasn't invested in the story
Should I watch this new series?

I was NOT prepared for this show. what the fuck

it wouldn't surprise me if some Steven Faggot fag janny was mad at dark crystal's popularity resulting in only 16 threads instead of the usual 17 steven universe threads
I fucking hate when those cunts don't put the show title in the post anywhere so it gets around my filters

The series keeps the amazing puppets while improving greatly on the storytelling and lore, so yes

Yeah I can't wait until 2022

retard

I haven't read those shitty non-canon books either. The ones in the movie wanted to purge their dark sides so they could go home. That tells us that the home planet was not okay with the exiles, even when their shit nature was diluted with the mystics' chill.

I love the movie, but honestly I feel like the show beats it in almost every regard

Movie=Soul
Series=Soulful

How did that old goat manage to find someone willing to impregnate her

I think she grew him out of the ground or something

Is he already born, or has he yet to be conceived??

Does Hup have a shot here?

Why is he so perfect bros

The urRu and Skeksis basically look like funny animals, whereas urSkeks dip slightly into the uncanny valley and just look like ugly humans with horse faces

Yes. The writing is superior in the series.

the movie takes itself seriously, the show doesn't

He was born even before the UrSkeks arrived.

darkcrystal.fandom.com/wiki/Raunip
>A thousand years after his disappearance, a rocky area near Ha'rar called "Raunip's Pass" was chosen by Maudra Fara as the site of a Trial by Air in her dispute for the title of All-Maudra with Seladon.[7]
Just a short mention so far in the series, but whether it's foreshadowing him having a role in the next season or just an easter egg is unknown.

I got the opposite impression

you're retarded user

No your retard

They both take themselves seriously, especially the series with the "do you dream" and similar scenes

disagreed

there's almost no humor in the movie,
whereas in the show there are funny moments every episode, hell even some dark humor because they were aware people would root for some skeksis

could be just because jim was more of a concept guy then a story guy. I've noticed this in all his shows and movies,the story and writing aren't high art. But the concepts and main message of them were always consistently good

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>you will never teach Deet the joy and benefits of wiping your ass

Having an occasionally humorous moment and not taking what you're making seriously are two completely different things

Y tho? The series has all the meaty drama and characterization, the movie has some puppets blundering around and falling in mud

Hang in there buddy

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And then he died

Yes. Many newcomers can't get into the movie (it isn't all that good apart from the puppetry/skeksis), but have no problem getting invested in the show.

Was I the only one who skipped all the gelfling scenes?

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Skeksis are best, but a gelfling is fine too.

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faggot

This guy really loves drawing cloth

Yes.

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>We shall prepare a Grand Feast in honor of our new home! The primitive faggots inhabiting this place will bow down to their new Lords!

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I find it incredible how in the bath scene Skekso managed to still remain imposing and retain an aura of authority while literally being half naked and wearing grandma garments

Kind of hard to not be intimidating when you got a face and voice like that.

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If you're good at it, why not indulge yourself

gelflings are just boring

It's boring. The fight scenes are awkward and stupid. And they keep bobbing up and down when they walk.

Spotted the virgin walker.

youtube.com/watch?v=DbOmuBj7COU

Season 2 in 2021

Thanks for reminding me of this
youtu.be/Frzaasghhrw

I've watched this show 6 times now. It's been forever since I enjoyed something genuinely like this. I can't even explain why I like watching it so much.

Are you the same user from Yea Forums that said he already watched the series four times a few days ago?

Maybe. I forget exactly when I finished my 4th watch and started my 5th though.

How come Hunter was suddenly all piss and vinegar, while Archer was still acting like he was dying?

I saw that it was trending on Netflix, so there's that I guess. Speaking of which, what's the difference between the Trending and Popular categories?

More like Smelladon LMAO

Mystics are slow-ass motherfuckers even when they're at their best.

He got 100,000 miligrams of Aughra injected directly into his heart and brain
>I have returned from death more pwerful than ever, more powerful than Thra itself!
If Archer hadn't an hero's Hunter probably would have BTFO out the emperor if he had any desire to be in charge instead of just hunt stuff

I unironically tab out and browse Yea Forums whenever the skeksis are on screen, I hate their voices and melodramatic acting, it's so ridiculous and cringey. I prefer the lore/world building aspects. Like what is the dreamspace? How old is Aughra? What other planets are there? Is Jen descended from Rian? How does essence work etc. The skeksis are just Disney tier villains for kids.

>I unironically tab out and browse Yea Forums whenever the skeksis are on screen
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME, user!

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>browses Yea Forums
>doesnt like skeksis
uh oh

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So how many skeksis are there? Just the original group and a handful running around Thra not interested in ruling?

Why are you even here

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This scene was ultimate puppet kino. The soundtrack really helped as well, for most of the series it felt too generic and zimmer-ish but for scenes like this and Brea in the library it was perfect.

18.

Minus three by the end of the first season, minus two more by the start of the movie. Minus another two by the end.

Remember that the Hunter managed to drag Brea all the way to the castle while Archer fainted right away from the pain of the third arrow. They’re both a lot more /fit/ and have a lot more willpower than the rest of their respective species, but Hunter obviously got the better end of the deal (which makes sense since even the laziest skeksis is more active than the other mystics)

hey guys check the cool character i made

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You think Hunter made use of Brea during his trip back to blow off some of the frustration of having to walk so far full of arrows? You know as a joke hhahaha

We need Skeksteel the Edgelord

>vomits externally

That scene left me with many and confused feels.

Also RIP foot cleaning bug. You were only doing your job.

>*shuffles behind you*
>*whips out extremely flimsy piece of metal*
pssh, nothin' personnel, gelfling...

>unusual sense of empathy within her
>odd ability to feel anger and be proactive within her urru counterpart
Great, now everyone’s trying to copy the Hunter/Archer and make skeksis or mystics that are completely unlike the other skeksis/urRu

Kys zoomer, I say this as a gelflingfag too.

deviantart.com/skekla/art/skekLa-Skeksis-Fan-Character-Chart-780116628
it's older than the tv series

He only cares about the hunt. Unlike the other skeksis he has no interest in degenerate hedonism, especially when his job isn’t finished.
Also, best skeksis and best gelfling are not for lewds. Save that for trash like Skeksil and that useless whore Deet.

>unusually super /fit/ and agile, strong-willed and nerves of steel and uninterested in draining the crystal
>odd ability to use weapons and be proactive and even tenacious within his urRu counterpart
Great, now netflix’s trying to copy the Illustrator/Writer and make skeksis or mystics that are completely unlike the other skeksis/urRu

>it was a hologram all along
nice try, Lizard and nothing personal btw
*draws two katanas*

whats's his urRu counterpart?

I prefer the Gelfling parts too (Partly for the reasons you listed), but really? The Skeksis are fantastic villains, they're Saturday morning cartoon levels of evil but retain remarkable levels of depth as characters.

*combines them both into the dual glaive*

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>*
>whips out
>walking stick*
>pssh
>WHEEZE
>nothin
>WHEEZE
>person...
>wait, what?
>zzzzzzzzzzzz

>Not evil
>Looks like a genderbent Chamberlain
>There's also a picture of her holding the Chamberlain's babies
I smell self insert

you are very correct
there are even some art pieces of her sleeping with skeksil

>Rian watched his gf get SKEKKED not once, but TWICE

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God that is cancer. UhhNo.jpeg

'Please' is the magic word. Didn't anyone ever teach you that?

I'm sickened but curious
Why would a girl ever fawn over the fucking Chamberlain I'll never understand

Get ready for a third

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who wouldn't

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Girls can and do have weird monster fetishes user, different strokes for different folks

i found it

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The Hat-Tipper

He cute

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Do you think she ever found out they're hermaphrodites with 3 shlongs

Who is this nigga lmao

>no ahegao face

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You think Brea ever did anything with him? Gotta let out some steam from reading all day, and the paladins are the only young male gelflings on hand in the palace

one in five girls gets fucked or licked by their dogs

>Gurjin the based is boring
Heretic

H-Haha

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Will we see based broth boy again in S2?

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i want her to hold me closely

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Obviously, he's the father of one of the movie protags

Yes. Rebels gotta eat.

Who, Jen? Who’s the mother?

youtube.com/watch?v=jRIcfwgjNdY

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That better describes the heretic and wanderer though

KINO

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Women are even bigger monsterfuckers than men. It appeal to their dangerous bad boy instincts, and they don't needas many visual cues to get off so they can look like anything

epic

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That's literally SkekMal, and he was awesome anyway.

he charming and funny

got more?

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