THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO I SURVIVED THE QUICKENING OF THE DRAGONOIDS

JUICE!

>every single line from fruit friends

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wonderful.

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CRY ME A RIVER BITCH

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I don't neeeeed no instructions to know how to ROCK

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SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY

This is honestly the best board on the internet, but how do you aspies remember every line from every film and television program? Are you literally robots?

Awwwww who put dis dang thing on HEAD GAMES

You are the GAYEST poster since GAY came to GAY TOWN.

I WAS SO DRUNK I DIDN'T KNOW MY HANDS WERE HITTING HER

Everything is so fucked that there's literally nothing else worth remembering.

>I'M SORRY BURT!
>Yes you are. A sorry sack of tangerine bitch.

Call the neighbors. I want em to see this.

>I TOLD YOU. IT WAS THE GREAT CIRCUITING.
>You didn't say nothing about no great circuiting.
>OH I DIDN'T?!
>....
>THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

I watched most ATHF episodes only once and I remember most of these quotes. It's just that memorable.

I remember then having read them just now, but without looking it up theres no way I can remember every line from a TV show I watched 10 or 15 years ago

>watch early episodes
>even with the end of 2019 nearing, they are still kino beyond current standards
How did they do it?

>arise chickun

>Osiris wore this ancient t-shirt on hit days in his under-.. in the underworld
I don't know why but that line makes me burst every time

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>I'm not gonna dimantle the pipes and drink from the U-trap. That's what an animal would do.
>Damnit Mortimer your diluting it!

No, let's get down to it! What I SAY is VERY BAFFLING!

1 CONVENIENT LOCATIONS

...IN AFRICA

>all i know is this cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the frickin sun

I'm not gettin' humped by a giant red monkey in space

>so i put two and two together, and decided you're pissin' me off.

>Yea, he definitely has me on weight
>AAAAAAUGH
>*sounds of recliner exploding*
>Oh my god

Is Carl Brutanananadilewski one of the greatest TV characters ever written?

IT'S EXCLUSIVE TO CARL

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>when they run into george lowe
my sides

It's not the best board, but part of being aspie is literally this. Focusing enough on a thing you like to memorize all the details to a high degree of accuracy. To them (and totally not me) your lack of focus and general floating through life is the puzzling thing. No offense.

tonight... fuck and suck

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although not nearly as funny, its guaranteed not to offend the black people

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I really don't mean to brag, but my dad totally owns a dealership

indeed.
>oh they found the car over by the turnpike, hangin' from a tressle. the cops said he had a "cup-like body with a straw-like protrusion." hey do you know anybody like that?

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> that's Berber it's a industry term

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NO! UNACCEPTABLE!

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>you can't eat carpet silly daddy

...Minorities?

bros call me DP, short for Donkey Puncher. Get it? Sometimes I'm Donkey-Puncherello, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP! or King Donko of Punchstania.

>You're the ghost of Christmas past, right?
>THAT IS CORRECT
>Ok, well, I mean, you know it's February, right?
>... I AM A ROBOT
>Well, uh, ya know, obviously. What are you, stupid?

LMAO WHOLE SHOW IS FUCKING GOLD

>a sword daddy? whats this for
>a crusade is going on and you're going
>but i dont want to go kill muslims daddy
>actually these are berbers, it's an industry term
>i dont wanna go on a crusade daddy
>well you're gonna! do you have any idea how many strings i had to pull to get you taken in as a squire!

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you holdin'? william holden? holden caulfield?

to this day I still say
>oh baby *coughs* that's rockin'

>We wouldn't be losing right now if you didn't put down Backstreet Boys for half our answers

Carl is the GOAT

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>...plans just go into details that I don't need to know because they're all crap! I'm talking about vision

>go away
>so tired of this

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>Shake, you don't wanna piss him off. He has the power to curse you
>Do it Shake. Piss him off

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checked.
>fryman, I am so sorry... that I can't press charges here.

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of course not
you gotta boil it first

Revenge of the Trees is best episode.

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>you're lucky trees are so stupid, you're both guilty as hell
>frylock that was never proven in the wood court

>DO IT BEFORE THINE EYES

What about MC peepants?

>Unbelievable. I have yet to see a welfare check but this is my second summons in two days

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>Kill this dork.
>Th- the dork is our friend!
>But he's bumblin' me out, so... I want him dead. Prove your allegiance to me.

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>so did you get those bills paid off
>YES. like you wouldn't believe
>all of them?
>every single one of them
>...because there were four of them
>i know! I DISTINCTLY remember four
>AHA THERE WERE SIX OF THEM
>alright...truth time. first thing, tomorrow morning
>shake, tomorrow's sunday
>you're right, church!
>Monday morning, we hit it hard. Both guns blazing those bills won't know what hit em
>*TV goes off*
>well there goes the cable!
>TERRORISTS!

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Up up up please please please daddy daddy daddy

>Don't tune me out, I am a strong counterpoint to the earphones

God I love ATHF. I hope it never gets monkey pawed though.

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because back then we were young enough to care.

>THE WAR OF MAN AGAINST MACHINE RAGED ON THROUGH THE EARLY 70S. YOU DON’T REMEMBER BECAUSE BACK THEN IT WAS ONLY A PROPHECY, BUT NOW, IN THE FUTURE, THE PAST HAS OCCURRED.

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>you did it
>of course, but listen, they don’t know that, they can’t prove it. they’re friggin trees

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FREAKIN' CAR

no

here I am, rock you like a hurricane

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GUILTY GUILTY
MY DEFENDANT IS GUILTY

METEORS DID IT
that’ll be 20 dollars

the 2 second footage of the cavemen getting executed by moon blaster always gets me

Eh. 95% of my favorite episodes are in the first 5 seasons. 6-11 is watchable but not infinitely rewatchable like 1-5 for me.

6-11 has Rubberman and Larry Miller Hair System which are great and that one where Carl becomes Bee King but those are the only ones I really like. Meanwhile literally every episode of 1-5 except like two are fantastic to me.

>And we'll use this glass to remove all hair from the planet?
>What?Nah man he said "save the world."

I'll name you Jesus Ezekiel Jesus. Now that's from the Bible.

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>uh just lettin you know that he's pullin' alllll the copper pipe out of the house. And haulin' ass down the street
>Oh, he's...probably just getting a fix

I want to say this in a class when attendance is being taken, but everyone will just think I’m an autistic faggot. More than they already do.

You are right to think that.

>guys look, I do not want to do anything illegal here. but i would kill somebody. in front of their own mama to get a ten speed. and if anybody testifies against me i'll gouge their eyes out.

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>and I won't be here when he tells you how sick his family is, and that's why he has to inhale all the freon from the fridge

>tfw ATHF is weird even for nip audiences

chigai.pico2culture.jp/article/171462529.html

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i generally agree with your point, but i'd say there were perhaps 2-4 really good episodes per season after four.
here's season 5: i only really like reedickulous, laser lenses, and hoppy bunny

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dummy love is the only episode i always skip. the rest of the season is good.

FORTY LARGE

Season 5 is definitely the transition. I have to include it because I like Couples Skate, Reedickyoulus, Laser Lenses, and Sirens. But it's also the first season with just trash episodes like The Marines and Bible Fruit. More good than bad, but after that it's more bad than good. The really witty writing takes a back seat after that and starts going for the gross out humor and gimicky setting episodes. Still occasional enough conversations about nothing every once in a while but not nearly as much.

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Someone doesnt remember Dirtfoot

>Hey Frylock,
>...
>Ass.

Sneed-zula, the store rula, the old schoola
You want seed? I'll feed it to ya

Frychuck and I've got luck
Cuck you like a buck
Hackfraudz you're up next, work your fuck-suck!

Hackfraudz make the moeposts, see
Hackfraudz get the upvotes, G
Drivin' German cars, workin' in a bar
Ice on my loafers and my fancy manicure

Chuck chuck it, yeah

'cause we are the Aqua Sneed make the comfies say "No!" and the farmers wanna meme
'cause we are the Aqua Sneed make the comfies say "No!" and the farmers wanna meme

Aqua Sneed Hunger Feed
Numba 1 in Yea Forums, G

Moderator, the current Jannie is a real piece of work. Deleting good responses, corrupting threads and leaving racist comments only. This has continued for more than twelve hours. The power of Yea Forums is freedom of speech which actually makes things better for everyone in the long run.

Hey Jannie suck my asshole.

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The best episode is objectively Dumber Dolls from season 1.

what's this i hear about you needing pills and money?
>barfs
oh my god you reek of liquor!
>look man, all you had was root beer and triple sec.

tomorrow we're going to the store to get you a new doll with a sunnier attitude!
>look, while you're there you get me that Happy Time dialysis machine
dialysis machine?!
>yeah I had half my liver removed, and I'm not supposed to drink. But, I do.

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Episode on the whole isn't good but the conversation they have at the table is too good to be stuck in a below average episode

>So what's everybody doin' today?
>Shake: I dunno....I was thinking about stealing Carl's car and taking a drive up to the old cabin
>Frylock: Oh up on uh...Monster Mountain
>Shake: Nooo the OOLLLDD cabin. On Mount Terror. That's one mountain over
>Meatwad: Why, a whole school bus of children disappeared up there
>Shake: Yeah that was about 5 years ago. Today exactly!

now look, that was a phone call

I'm sure you've had one.. but I get them all the time

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Oh I damn sure better not find my DVD player up there

what this, the movie Thief, soundtrack by Tangerine Dream?

What's that word that's the exact opposite of scary?

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>Frylock I'm friends with a toilet paper tube, an apple and a box
>I'm crazy in the head

>one of the greatest TV characters ever
No, he is THE greatest character ever.

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THE greatest*

He is infinitely relatable and it just keeps becoming more relatable as you get older

>well this is America which used to be a good country until they started letting people like you do whatever you wanted

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>Go back to your strip malls!
>Where values are king!

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probably his best line in the whole series

WELLL, YOU GONNA DIS ME BOY? DIS ME TO MY FACE!

How could you not like Sirens?
youtube.com/watch?v=VcXVtC_AN3o

Only grownups can say bitch, ass, damn, and hell.

I quite like Buddy Nugget from season 10, Carl interacting with his 2 new friends was gold

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>cruck? from the phillies?
>dude i hit you with a battery in 89
>i gotta tell ya i spent about 3 nights in the clink cause of that but it was so worth it just to watch you drop to your knees in anguish

look, I have banged hundreds of broads..internationally. But I'll tell you this: I wrap my rascal two times, because I like it to be joyless and without sensation, as a way of punishing supermodels

eh, it's more like "probably not gonna click this episode if I'm putting on ATHF reruns"

Oh it's done, like the vinyl siding on my house. Hey where's Shake?

Oh he's in space. Visiting....aliens.

Oh yeah yeah sure. Why would I ever question that huh

Tacos?

IM JUST A DOG

>the highlander was a documentary, and the events happened in real time

>I bought a house in Belize for like...dirt cheap
>Oh me always want to go there
>Belize is a very expensive city, actually
>...Its a country

>NO, NO, JOHN KRU-U-U-K!

I don't get the appeal of this stoner shit.

TONIGHT

Does every classic rock radio station put this line in their idents, or is it just mine?

terminator and highlander are dumb.

The last few seasons were already pretty bad, with just enough good episodes sprinkled here and there that it wasn't super obvious. The last season being pretty good overall also kept it from leaving a bad taste in everyone's mouth.

Aqua Unit Patrol Squad is when this amazing show started to go downhill a bit.

>so did you get those bills paid off
>YES. like you wouldn't believe
>Like you wouldn't believe
How did they see the national debt crisis coming? Was ATHF prophetic?

>and that's why he has to inhale all the freon from the fridge
LMAO

>I'm sorry your dead.

>You're in the red zone now buddy.

lmfao

this has been a rather comfy ATHF thread

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>I was gonna make margaritas with that!
>Aw man, you had tequila the whole time!? Well where the f- Where is it!?

It's the same with Archer. The creators get tired of it and just fart out whatever after they're tired of the premise but get offered more money. Most shows shouldn't be more than 5 seasons. Unless it's a soap opera with 87 characters taking 2 years to finish the same boring conversation.

Your thoughts on the Saw series?

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This is my favorite

This meme was my intro to ATHF.
>Just go away you fucking freaks

I'd rather go to Canada than have to peel potatoes and eat them out of urinals.

ENOUGH TO CRANK THE GENERATOR BACK ONNFOR A NIGHT OR TWO

This show sucked. Only sealab was good

Go be who you really are, Dr. Zhivago.
yeah, you suck.

I have a serious question: how the fuck do they write this show? How do they come up with this shit? How the shit did they come up with hand banana? Like are they actually writing while blazing? What the fuck?
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FREAKIN' CAR

Sealab had such an obvious drop in quality after Murphy's VA died that it's almost heartbreaking. I did like those first two seasons better than ATHF, but on the whole it ends up paling in comparison.

A good chunk of the script is usually ad-libbed, especially in later seasons where like 90% of the episode is just the actors dicking around with only the most vague notion of an episode premise.

Call Vegeta I want him to see this

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Lsd and likely not expecting it to do well for as long as it did, I really doubt they anticipated fans talking about it this far down the line. Absurdism is the best form of comedy

What's the best Season and why is it 3?
>Video Ouija
>Unremarkable Voyage
>Mooninites Remooned
>Gee Wiz
>eDork
>Little Brittle
>Dusty Gozongas
>T-Shirt of the Dead

No shit? That actually sounds like it'd be fun to do

Seasons 1-4 were the best form of media ever produced.

DO YOU WANT THE MUSTACHE ON OR OFF
>OFF PLEASE
TOO BAD

Season 2 is the only true answer. Meat Zone and The Cubing are the only episodes that aren't 10/10s, with Broodwich, Kidney Car, and Total Re-Carl making up for it by being 11/10s.

>certainly not gonna sign for anymore packages with the word congo written in blood

Howlin mad murphy agrees

YOU DON'T LIKE BIBLE FRUIT!?

Come here bitch, *PLEASE*

>6-11 has Rubberman and Larry Miller Hair System which are great and that one where Carl becomes Bee King but those are the only ones I really like
Are you telling me you don't like Storage Zeebles?

>Hey you, woman. You like to swim?

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where can I watch this for free?

Broodwich is in the Adult Swim hall of fame.

watchcartoononline.io/anime/aqua-teen-hunger-force

adult swim website has every episode but a couple up for free, the only one that's missing as far as I can tell is the boost mobile episode, probably for copyright reasons, also the boston episode which was never completed. A couple of them are out of order though, I'm pretty sure the fifth season is supposed to begin with the three episodes where the aqua teens are out of the house in sequence, but it has them out of order and scattered around the season.

thewatchcartoononline.tv/anime/aqua-teen-hunger-force

There's a thread on /t/ for seasons 1-11

Why did AS stop putting out DVDs after Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1?

>she's like, "Move your skulls to the basement 'cause I got these drapes."

>it starts here, where i used ta have a full tank of gas