Could Nick Mullen make it to SNL if he wanted to? He's pretty good at impressions in my opinion

How much money do the Cum Town guys make a year doing the podcast?

why do you even need to ask that question its pretty obvious

>hes weirdly uncharismatic and self-conscious on camera
That's exactly what Lorne Michaels is looking for these days.

The patreon is at least $40k a month, plus sponsorships. All three of them are doing ok for living in Jew York city. They'd but a lot richer if they lived elsewhere.

why do autistic retards on 4channel think anyone sees these guys as their friends? do you think people who listen to Howard Stern see him as their friend? they're entertainers you socially retarded faggot

lmao

>I’m going to try and get these faggots kicked off of Patreon and permanently canceled
looks like youre the obsessed one

honestly i think that specifically nick represents a lot of Yea Forums users, that they're filled to the brim with blackpills but they still shitpost.

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>Also I’m going to try and get these faggots kicked off of Patreon and permanently canceled
based

More “>le clown world” ybois

Fuck off punks

bad post

another cringy eceleb zoomer thread i assume

cringe

>ten foot pole
is Nick following the path of Baltimore's own comedian?

>Could Nick Mullen make it to SNL if he wanted to
he's barely able to avoid shitting his pants on twitter, fucking sam has more charisma than him and he's a hairy zit farming edgelord

cute young nick

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That's Hasan piker not Nick Mullen

"I'm going to amount to something some day, I just know it"
>male prostitute strung out on generic NyQuil

Look at this smug "beat the shit out of me" face

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i like nick because if i where to make a podcast it would be just me saying nigger for a hour long

>where
You spell "an" a-n-d too, right

have sex Nick

You’re right, there’s zero difference between how Cumtown fans and Howard Stern fans discuss their respective shows. Eat shit you fucking moron. Fuck you and your friend simulator.

“CANT WAIT TO LET THE CUMBOYS IN ON THIS EPIC NEW MEME”

> he's so incredibly tainted that no agent will touch him

Multiple directors have asked the cum boys to make cameos in their movies. Nick refused all of them. He's just a misanthropic shut in.

hating on something this hard is infinitely worse than liking something gay

Nick is my personal friend, and he wished me happy birthday on Insta once.

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Sure they did Nick.

nice

But everything they said was true. Podcastfags and radioshowfags are the same fecal matter

yeah, what do you like?

that guy was being sarcastic, dumdum

Not listening to unfunny faggots blathering into Yeti microphones for likes and Patreon money

you pussy

i love how nick pretends that he never used Yea Forums but then talks about things only a Yea Forums user would know

Go to bed, Nick

SNL is like career suicide at this point, if you want to be taken seriously that is. But if he felt like selling out yeah why not?

rent free

coward

Oh so he's Metokur 2.0, another social cripple trying to score e-points for being edgy but unable to do so without user

The only thing that makes this funny is Stav laughing. All the episodes without him are boring as fuck. Stav is just a fat greek laugh track.

are these reddittown threads paid for?

Meltdown Suicide when?

based and redpilled. godspeed, user

>MOM MOM COME LOOK I CALLED SOMETHING A SHILL THREAD I'M REDPILLED

why is the friend simulator crowd so easy to trigger?

He wouldn't want to. He's also a shitty actor.

The Cum Boys could make a good MAD TV reboot

>loners having their only "friends" insulted while they're trying to preorder Joker tickets

who the fuck is this and why is he posted daily

>who the fuck is this
A faggot at the end of his relevance
>and why is he posted daily
His minuscule fan club

underage edgy Yea Forums kids get obsessed with people who pander to Yea Forums humour and calling them "/ourguy/"s

I was agreeing with him you dumb cunt. Why are some people on this site so fucking stupid.

>london
>white

>/ourguy/
how to instantly detect manlets with enormous daddy issues

>The Cum Boys could make a good MAD TV reboot
People actually remember MADtv

Me likey gay sex

He's relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly

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holay macaronay

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unironically based

make nick and blindboy headwriters of SNL

kek

>9 year olds giggling at swears
Is all of Cum Town this retarded

*headwaiters
ftfy

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yes. also gay.

So they're Yea Forums in every regard now

50k a month on patreon, 11k patrons, stay jelly

>50k a month on patreon, 11k patrons
so, kids banking on their parents not noticing $4.50 charges on their credit cards then
epic, truly epic

plus whatever they make off ad reads

I never got who actually pays for it. You can just watch the premium eps on YouTube so I don't get why anyone actually subs for it

If Shane got cancelled, Mullen has no hope

Him le epically bullying shitlibs on twitter as revenge for Gillis comes across as kind of impotent when you realise it's basically him lashing out at the people that currently ensure he'll never make it more legit than a cum podcast. Sure he's making fucking bank at the moment, but he clearly doesn't want to do this forever, and as if he's going to be able to at like 40.

The worst part is that for all his irony and freedom of speech stances, he's still a lefty at heart and is bound to the same framework that the cancellers are using. All his complaints are basically facile, he abides by their rules.

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irish mafia will save late night comedy

>All his complaints are basically facile, he abides by their rules.
What does that even mean

Remember that time an SNL writer read off a list of Irish comedy writer names and said it sounded more like an anger management group?
The reason you don't is because that joke's older than you are and good comedy writers went back to being Jewish.

read a fucking book and you might learn some new words

Damn, this was like 1 day after I unfollowed him and I missed him breaking character already?

nobody cares faggot

Look at the tweet
He basically threw his entire argument away with that statement in the parentheses. As soon as you admit that what REALLY matter is ACTUAL racism, it just becomes an argument over what that constitutes - and currently he doesn't have the power to define that, they do.

We like him because he is a fucking riff machine and the only thing that comes close to OnA now that cumia is coasting, Opie is Opie and Jim is an aging queen with all the edge and personality wrung out of him by miles of tranny cock..

>What’s your favorite cumtown bit? Mine is when they say the word gay! I can’t wait to donate more of my student loan to the multimillionaire podcasters!

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It's only because Adam is a charisma vaccum, you get mullen in a room with someone better and he would kill

>bitching this much about a comedy podcast on Yea Forums

O B S E S S E D

What's really sad is those guys would probably shy away from the kind of environment that would reward their style of comedy in a more legitimate way then a bunch of rabid podcast fans. They will never break into the mainstream unless the liberal concensus is broken. This podcast is as far as they will ever go.

I'm sorry how many people listen to your podcast?

Dude clown world amirite? I’m not racist but wtf why can’t I say nigger? Lmao don’t hate speech me bro! Haha I’ll be here all week brothers.

t. Every post 2016 podcaster/comedian popular in America and UK

Fuck stavvy just woke up all the dogs in my neighborhood

"So Lorne, I was thinking... What if a Chinese Retard... was Gay?"

please show respect to nick. he drove a w*man to suicide yesterday

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To be fair Italians are a bunch of spaghetti niggers

>dude I can recognize an Italian name that means I am redpilled and what I say is true

When does Nick make an argument?

Rare, where did you find these?

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he'd have been a pussy slayer if he wasnt a midget

based af. gl user

b & r

Literally me. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

Adam aight one time in ten

>arguing with twitter check marks

>Also I’m going to try and get these faggots kicked off of Patreon and permanently canceled, I’m tired of seeing people imitate them or use them as a friend simulator.

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When will Nick finally admit he’s gay?

>Francesca Fiorentini is a producer and presenter for AJ+ and the National Geographic 'Explorer' program. She is also a regular contributor to the online political showow The Young Turks.

I do not understand the blue checkmark policy at all if this literal who is getting it and not the man that people have heard of.

Soon. But only for trannies.

hes a funny guy with a cultish following.

Goddamit is stav getting more unbearable as time goes on. Constantly needing to be as PC as possible and stepping on jokes. Like Jesus christ I think all he contributed to the last premium was talking about the fat movement and I'm assuming trans people, I don't remember that well but it sounds right. Jesus I thought Adam would be the shitty one when I started listening. Hope the fat fuck dies of a heart attack and is replaced by a laughter soundboard

I really like the episodes with just Nick and Adam. They feel a little more intelligent.

Cumtown is pretty leftie though

It's not a funny podcast, no. Get your virtual buddy AMSR shit out of here.

Honestly the pod is perfect because both Stav and Adam are such losers that Nick can just dominate the pod. The time he went on Shane's pod (the live one without the girl) he had trouble getting some bits out because shane and matt didnt immediately shut up and switch to whatever topic nick was talking about. This also leads to pods sucking whenever nick doesnt have anything to talk about or dominates the pod with stupid shit like taxes or some gay thing he thinks hes an expert on

What are you gonna cry now?

>bitching this much about something because your e-celeb hack buttbuddies said to
I N C E L

I mean a blob isn't yelling about pussy and being offended the entire 60 minutes

journalists need it so people know they are the ones everyone should listen to only

the last Adam/Nick was extremely low energy. The best is Nick/Adam/ and a guest like Ian that is quiet most of the episode but provides a conversation topic

there is no way they can act in skits. Stav is the only one who has a stage presence. If they were the writers however

chaotic evil

kek

more like 5 AM
yea but I fucked her first
a cupcake and a candy bar
adam is a bug

there I recreated all the intelligent discourse you'll see in your average group of c-town listeners

Nick would be a great writer, but he has no reason to get involved with snl and sign a contract when he makes so much money podcasting. If anything he would do it cuz he's bored.

These guys are the Jordan Petersons of comedy. Their humor is not funny because it is good, it is funny because comedy as a whole is so PC and cucked that people saying nigger is actually funny by comparison.

>nick's show-writing ability

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post more rare nicks

Take the mike pill

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Who do you actually find funny

Who is this Mike guy, and why is he watching that Compound Media history show pilot?

one of the mods is a fan for sure

Osama bin Laden

Red bar radio

Yeah, but what is it?

anyone here play old school (TSR) DnD?

I've heard you have to apply for the blue check. Nick is the only one of the 3 that wouldn't go out of his to get the checkmark. It sells his brand of being a self sabotaging retard. Twitter bans may also keep him from getting one.

making fun of comedians, give it a few episodes

cumtown is getting more popular so i hate it now and I'm kind of unironically digging red scare

it just means you proved you are who you say you are. it isn't a merit badge

>kind of unironically digging red scare
you spelled coming out of the closet wrong

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It's like if Chapo was women and funny. Also, they are like one good fuck from going right wing.

WHATS WRONG WITH TWEETING FACTS

NAZI GERMANY WAS A BIG MARKET OPPORTUNITY FOR IBM

Kek

>they are like one good fuck from going right wing.
Aren’t we all?

BASED.

as a writer only
i would actually watch that shitpile if he wrote some sketches

nick held the door open for me one time

Yes. Did you listen to the recent BAPcast where he asked Anna if she wanted to feel his muscles? You know she loved it.

He did some sketches for the "Racewars" podcast that were very funny and well written. My favorite was some musical number between an AltRight incel and an Antifa, he nailed both sides quite well.

He mentions he was on ED a lot. I started there before I came here.

My favorite episode of all time was when it was just Nick and Stav, both were clearly hung-over, and they were just bantering while Nick played RDR2.

In general Nick/Adam eps are better than Nick/Stav ones though. Adam’s a fag but he gets a chance to shine when he’s basically forced to contribute.

>valley girls mumbling redoing a bad imitation of Cum Town and mulmbibg about trendy restaurants
I can’t dig it, I’ve listened to a few episodes but they’re just not funny to me. It’s like if I tried to imitate Nick and failed miserably because I just said “Uhhhhhh what if you uhhhh fucked your dad, right?”, except for a full hour on a regular basis

godspeed

he definitely looks at tv. some of his opinions are recycled tv memes. he just likes to feign ignorance.

Why does he mentions reddit every fucking time tho?

when he started talking about Dan Schneider i knew he was one of us

m.youtube.com/watch?v=zDaqaqQ4MVM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=l1uurHwTIgI
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TkOWUC6CwKI

Yeah I’m thinking he’s canceled he just likes doing the voice too much he can’t help it!

when he mentions Brie Larson's ugly feet.