IRL he was a shipcaptain, a leader who advocated good relations with the Indians and wanted to trade with them...

>And Columbus was a butcher slaverer rapist
Oh for Christ's sake...

>milf
the animated version is 18...

>pocahontas was 13 irl
She also never had a romance with John, she just saved his life. Really bizarre how Disney turned something so human and hopeful into something lurid that had to be based off interracial sexual attraction.

Sorry Vinnie, your guy was considered a shitbag even by 16th century standards.

inb4 "it was just his enemies trying to smear him"

But that's true?

>shitbag
sounds suspiciously like how sjw's call people they hate, "shitlords"....

>colonising injun cunny
>lurid
based incel

Anyone know where to meet native american girls?

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Well there was only two females in the movie; the main character and here ditzy dumb friend.

Liquor stores on the 1st and 15th of the month.

Oh I'm sorry, did that trigger you? You need a safe space?

Reservations probably, but you wont like what you see for the most part

HE WAS A BRAVE ITALIAN EXPLORER AND ON THIS BOARD WE CELEBRATE HIM, END OF DISCUSSION.

I'm sure he's really sorry about almost saying a word that reminds you of something

>Where to meet native girls?
>posts white anime girl
user I...

i sat next to a chubby tan skin girl in class once, and i got really aroused. not sure if she was native american or not

>She also never had a romance with John
she married him and went back to england then died of some 16th century vagina infection no?

Wonder if the upcoming Princess Cinematic Universe (PCU) will ever address this. Like have a scene where Pocahontas admits her romance with John Smith was all Jewlywood propaganda and she was only 13 at the time, then talks about all the things they got wrong about her tribe and how she actually hooked up with some other English guy but still died at a relatively young age due to her vulnerability to European diseases.

Also that she didn't just look like a tanned Japanese or Laotian woman.

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Nah, one of the inlaws is a native and you don't want none of that shit.

>the truth about Columbus is an essjaydubya conspiracy
Do you ever think that maybe you're a retarded person?

irl they almost starved the first winter which made them force the indians to give them part of their foodstores at gunpoint

No, that was a different guy. With John she just kept him from being bludgeoned. Probably never even knew him beyond that.

Elaborate?

No, she married another man (also named John).

liquor stores and prison mostly
theres actually a lot of pale skinned natives in canada "metis" we call them. which im pretty sure is an aboriginal term for halfbreed.

I'm probably the only one who got this reference.

oh ok then

The craziness and bipolar weirdness might actually might just be a her thing, I dunno, but at the very least she has terrible teeth and from what she says literally everyone but her in her family is an alcoholic or drug addict.

>(((Disney))) instead portrayed him as a fat, greedy, genocidal aristocrat.
What can you expect, from filthy little heathens. Their whole disgusting race is like a curse.

Kek shame the natives didn't go full Sentinel Island on anyone who landed on their shores. Imagine having that whole continent to themselves and Europeans just assuming anyone who went that far West would never come back well well into the development of steam power at the earliest.

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It's not just her. I dated a Cree girl for a while. Same story man. She was bipolar as hell, her mother was a raging alcoholic and her father only stayed out of prison long enough to put another kid in her.

whats this webm from lmao, I see it posted on /tg/ all the time

Are native american girls tan skin? i google native american girls and they all look very white to me. It doesnt trigger my native fetish at all. Like, i want them to be tan as mexican or indian girls.

American Gods, episode 1.

So you finally read a book and it's bullshit

their skin ranges from white as fuck to filipino tier dark

>webm

I want to roger a savage injun ass

>american gods
so this was meant to be a serious scene then? that makes it even funnier lmao

>why didn't everyone from this continent just work together
I get real tired of seeing this idiotic argument

Nigger everyone on this board has watched the Sopranos

Google Canadian First Nations girls. Canadian natives, not mudblud metis, tend to have tan to dark skin.

>the Jews are secretly trying to undermine Columbus
You know we have his personal writings, right?

Live near a reservation and attend community events like fairs and things.

Flyover land. Between the Rockies and Appalachian mountains. Lots of em here in ND. But most of them, I'd say 75-90%, are all fat as fuck. And in the rare instance you encounter an attractive one she will be 10/10. Not even lying. There's no middle ground with NA chicks. They're either extremely ugly or extremely gorgeous.

>webm
It's a gif. Pronounced jif. Because it's what choosy moms choose.

Not really since it was part of a flashback legend.

I've read the journals the man himself wrote. He was a cunt.

it probably takes a mentally ill asshole cunt to pull off the stunt columbus did at the time. No sane person in 1500s would dare try to sail the whole atlantic ocean

>SAVAGES! SAVAGES!
Hmm...

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>Pronounced jif
I don't care if he invented them he's still wrong. Basic grammar rules state that abbreviations should follow the pronunciation of their first letter. In this case the hard g in graphics would make gif pronounced gif.

It promised a shit ton of money and favour from the Spanish royalty, who at the time were very powerful. Seems like a sane enough reason.

>Basic grammar rules state that abbreviations should follow the pronunciation of their first letter
I swear people made this up specifically for this argument.
How do you pronounce CERN? ICE? ISIS? ASAP?

Your nearest casino

Even if not, who cares what a bunch of latin-obsessed 19th century incels thought about anything?

>métis
>aboriginal term

Columbus was based. Anyone who disagrees is a sjw cuck.

abbo or french, either way it means halfbreed.

Care to elaborate?

shut the fuck up you halfbreed

Fuck you mutts, to our eyes you're no different from the spics and niggers that's destroying our land.

You whites feel so much of a need to be politically correct towards black and spics people but "oh yeah, that entire race of NATIVE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE WE MASSACRED, OH YEAH, THEIR ENTIRE CULTURE THAT WE DESTROYED, YEAH LET'S JUST SWEEP THAT UNDER THE FUCKING RUG AND PRETEND THAT SHIT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED!"

It's an entire continent of people of our race that you piece of shits wiped out. From northern Canada all the way down to the tip of South America. So actually two continents of people. It's literally unique in human history. The natives of Africa still survive... the natives of Europe still survive, the natives of Asia still survive, from native Russians to native Chinese to native Indians and South-East Asians, and Koreans, and Japanese, etc. And of course some native Americans survive but very few compared to European colonisers. You fucking killed 95% OF OUR FUCKING RACE AND BY JUST GIVING US SOME MONEY ITS FINE AND DANDY???? FUCK YOU!!!!!

The only comparable situation would be Australia and New Zealand I guess. Although the Kiwis actually have a bit of respect for Maori these days. But the Ozzies with Abbos, not so much.

Not our fault you fags didn't have any immunities to syphilis, smallpox, and the like.

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Bruh, The Sopranos is to Yea Forums what Loveless is to Yea Forums.

>inb4 the point that BTFO's my entire argument
Kek every time.

The blacks and browns don’t care about you either Tonto. You’re just something they bring up to guilty whites, they consider you extinct.

This. They're very much like nigresses.in terms of attractiveness. Either Down syndrome apes or actual cinnamon-skinned goddesses.

easy on the fire water kemo sabe
no smoke-um peace pipe here

Columbus did nothing wrong except allowing his men to breed with the natives and make los atrocidads.

Sure you did. All Chris Columbus arguments forever btfo: youtu.be/ZEw8c6TmzGg

Man I used to love that site before they went full sjw

Reminder that Indians were literally a cuck culture:

>During the men's stay with the Arikaras and Mandans of present-day North Dakota, a number of encounters were described, or at least implied. While Lewis and Clark's crew likely saw sex as recreational, the tribes viewed it as an exchange of power and skill, with the shared wife acting as a conduit. "If a person had intercourse with a woman, then that woman had intercourse with her husband, then the power from one person to the next would be transferred....to pass on that ability to be good hunters, be good providers", says Tennant. "And here you have this new group of people who are seen as being very special, as having `big medicine'".

>Tennant says natives were particularly intrigued with Clark's slave, York. His strong physique and dark skin suggested very powerful medicine to them. One Arikara warrior had York sleep with his wife, standing guard outside the lodge entrance to keep the couple from being interrupted.

>During their long winter stay with the Mandan in 1805, Clark would describe the buffalo dance. The old men arrange themselves in a circle and after smoke a pipe, which handed them by a young man, dress up for the purpose. The young men who have their wives back of the circle go to one of the old men with a whining tone and request the old man to take his wife, who presents naked except a robe. The girl then takes the old man, and leads him to a convenient place for the Business. We sent a man to this medicine dance last night, they gave him four girls.

Don't do yourself a disservice by comparing yourselves to boongs.

>every tribe was exactly the same guys

Whats it like being stupider than a literal savage

Damn even the Indians wanted Blacked.com

Never stop in the rez.

The impressive part was that he navigated using dead reckoning.

>still watching Disney films
Grow up manchild.

Hades was a beta bitch in greek myth, Hera was a bitch, and Zeus was anything but a respectable family man. Who fucking cares?

Redskins can't get enough of the BIG WHITE MEDICINE

>that video where Glen Keane implies that the real Pocahontas was a dog and they had to make her more attractive
Based
youtube.com/watch?v=SN-3IVVXEls