We talk a lot about movie snacks in here. But what are some of your favorite kinds of booze to bring to the cinema...

Enjoy your lung failure bro. I just vape straight flower in my pax 3.

It's hard to make a decent flaming rum punch in a canteen

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autism

virgin

nah

>Not having your house negro whip you up mint juleps throughout the talkies

i used to do edibles but one time i fell asleep in the cinema

Booze makes me need to piss so I can never drink it in the cinema otherwise I'll need to go up to the bathroom during the film

Im a degerate weed smoker and ever time i go in the theater everyone stares cause i reek like the joints i just smoked and i feel like a degenerate weed smoker
But i bring whiskey too, coke popcorn and peanut m&ms
I always make sure my date doesnt get one peanut eminem, i eat them fast as possible, by time we ait down and they ask for one i tell them theres none left

>not just taking pure mdma an hour before going to the theater and rolling your face off during

I vape either flower or thc oil in the bathroom before the movie starts

I did that for Avatar. Fun time. I don't do drugs anymore but I miss molly and acid.

you're not required to pick a username on this website

shutup, nerd

I worked at a theater for awhile and once at like 2pm on a sunday when it was dead some dude still wearing construction gear and some goth teenage girl rolling fucking hard. They basically tell me theyre high as shit and ask for water, the free water cups were like an oz so i gave them like 10 each and they were stoked.
Also once when we were busy on a friday some guy was high as shit on mushrooms and laid down laughing in the middle of a line up in the lobby.

not sure why i'm laughing

How do you drink it in the middle of a theatre?

you pull it out of your pocket then uncap and sip. very advanced stuff

>Booze
If you don't smoke sativa with the Kino chieftain you aren't a true kinosseur

I haven't been to the movies in well over a decade.

I like to free base cocaine at the back of the cinema.

I don't bring booze into movies anymore. Too many piss breaks. But the best way is just bring a flask full of hard liquor and spike the cinema drinks with it.

freebased

>tfw the local cinema shaman got drunk again so I have to watch movies with the wrong ancestors

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>everyone stares cause i reek like the joints i just smoked and i feel like a degenerate weed smoker
Pussy.

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sounds based

Fat blunt and a tall boy

>Weed
How quaint

>Not doing ketamine bumps mixed in a saline spray

>I always make sure my date doesnt get one peanut eminem, i eat them fast as possible, by time we ait down and they ask for one i tell them theres none left
fuckin ace dude

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>He doesnt bring a piss bottle to the cinema
Never gonna make it

It's a ritual for me:
- Buy a bottle of vodka and put it in my bag
- Buy an overpriced cup of soda
- Empty half the soda and fill the other half with vodka in the cinema bathroom
- Enjoy whatever movie

I usually bring a friend, so the other half of vodka gets used too.

I do the same but with whiskey, but why do you go to the bathroom to fill it up? I just drink half the coke during the previews and top it up from the bottle when the lights go down at the start of the movie. It's not like anyone would waste their $15 ticket to go snitch to someone.

Smart.
I meant whipping out a flask is not subtle at all.

Nobody cares. As long as you aren't snapping open cans in the middle of the movie or knocking over empty glass bottles people don't give a shit.

I went to fubar 2 in theaters, in west canada everyone loves fubar and drinking. The whole movie you could hear people cracking pilsners and there were cans everywhere at the end of the movie.

50 ml vodka or bourbon shots, chase or mix with soda. During the winter I’ll sometimes sneak a tall boy in my coat.

whiskey because it's the only thing I can drink straight
I'm not chad enough for vodka and rum

Fuck yea, it's little things like this that make me appreciate Alberta

>what kind of booze do you like
>WAOOOOW UR SO DEEP AND EDGY AND COOL FOR LIKING ALCOHOL HAHA DONT YOU KNOW YOURE KILLING YOURSELF SLOWLY ALCOHOL IS CRINGE BRO WHY DO YOU THINK YOURE SO COOL

for me it's tequila in my L&P

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But rum is sweeter than whiskey, I'd have thought it'd be easier to neck than whiskey for someone who can't really handle hard liquor.

I don't really care for sweet stuff though

>not pissing in the flask

Saves from toilet breaks and also ensures that your body gets every last bit of alcohol when you drink the whiskey-piss. Topping it up this way means that the flask never empties.

Is that supposed to be an insult?

Obviously, since it clearly upset you, dicklet.

Water

I have taste

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It can be if you desire a woman. If you don't care then all is well.

virgin copelet

i bring about 50 whippets and a whipped cream dispenser in a portable oxygen bag so no one checks. crack one every few minutes, enough to enjoy modern shitty films.

but I'm non-virgin that's extremely lonely and horny since I got dumped
I think I regenerated my virginity

based

me before going to see monsters university

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>first ten minutes are awesome
>then the previews end and your depressed and anxious as fuck coming down on coke watching one of the shittiest animated kids movies made in the last decade
Based

lmao

Me before seeing Detective Pikachu.
youtu.be/9UAfDBftAXQ

350ml bottle of whiskey and a can of coke

The trick is to keep bumping through the movie. I watched Grindhouse with an Altoids tin full of blow and had a great time.

You’re seriously going to die if you keep sucking on vitamin-e oil and pesticides

>mom's birthday
>she wants to go to Olive Garden then then see the live action Alladin movie with the family
>I love my mom but this is the most soul sucking way I can think of to spend a day
>get through the mediocre meal, dad orders a pitcher of overpriced, watery sangria for the table
>this is not enough to prepare me for the horror that is to come
>stop by the gas station and pick up some Reserve before the movie
>sister proceeds to be weak
>"user please, you can't just blatantly drink a can of malt liquor in the theater"
>around the time Jasmine starts singing her original to do not steal girl power song realize I've made the mistake of only bringing one can in
>at least my mom enjoyed the movie

Whatchu know bout that?

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Bought eight Jim Bean Devil's Cut 1$ shots (46%abv) from the gas station. Gonna watch the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy. What're you drinking, Yea Forums?

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water

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edibles master race

Stop projecting nigger. I haven't a had a drink in about 4 months and not cuz I got a problem

Did you drunkenly fall into the compactor at work again and get investigated by Osha, user?

naw just ain't wanted to drink shits fattening man

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Hopsecutioner, put 3 down during a film and you're good. You can't accidentally get too drunk but you'll never be unimpressed.

Based