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>Food analogy

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Big brain thoughts

Is this one of those childish morons that thinks steaks have blood in them? I guess it figures with the rest of the images.

I use a mac myself but this is more reddit in one image than I've seen for a while now

>post the rest of them
Why would you want to see any of these?

Dobson is the most embarassing living thing on this earth

haha faggot

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post the Lynch one

Who ever drew that should neck himself.

SO FAT YOU LOOK AND SEE FOOD

youtu.be/mRmkSf-YT8o

>Dobson giving any kind of dietary advice
Funniest thing he has ever managed to produce.

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I'm a video producer, fite me irl

Here's the non-edited pic, OP

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>fite me irl
>>>/reddit/
>>>/instagram/

some are actually funny

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judging by his physique, he must go with PC for his diet

I love how this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that this faggot has never watched a single David Lynch movie in his entire life. He probably just googled a photo of Lynch and heard that his movies were weird once.

David Lynch never explains anything, thats his shtick . this isnt funny at all

more like anarchy and darkness BWAAAAAAAAAAMMM

bro he's a bear now. bears are naturally large, don't judge

U mad?

nobody cares about your "sincere" virgin opinions. be humble.

get btfod autists

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I was agreeing that it was funny.
Extremely unintentionally funny, but broken clocks and all that.

i saw the pic of you bro, you look like a dyke. (are you one?)

Turning into a bear did increase his size. I guess you could say that he inflated.

Explain Inland Empire,Eraser Head,or Lost Highway.
Get Lynched.

Hell, the comic doesn't even remotely relate to Straight Story or Elephant Man. Or any Lynch work of any kind come to think of it.
The closest thing might be the chicken in Eraserhead, but I'm almost positive it's a coincidence.
And then there's the problem of Lynch explaining what his work is, and all this does is out the artist a a retard who can't even google one interview.

Was this from that faggot site college humor? Are they still around?

The only reason Adam Conover isn't homeless or working at Starbucks is because they're still around.

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It predates TDKR.

Someone makes a Rian Johnson one with shit on the table and his faggot smirk saying "you are in for a big surprise"

No it should be a chocolate bar on the table with a toilet in the background

he puts effort and actual passion into his blockbusters, something nobody else seems to do nowadays, that's what "smart" means in the context

>tarantino just orders catering and pretends he made it

It's not but I agree it counts for something

he makes stupid people feel smart

No it would be Carrie Fisher CGI cadaver dancing to hello my babby on the table

Collegehumor's videos from like 2012 are classics

>2012
Really? I was a huge college humor and dorkly fan in 6th grade, and watched most of their till 2011, then i grew out of them right at 2012

you were a 6th grader in 2011? fuck me

Because isn't as smart as he thinks he is

The If Google was a Guy series is from 2014 and are neat

He made the second best movie about old timey magicians of that year

Why is Adam advocating cannibalism?

Yeah i love the honey booboo parody.

>no one posted it
you all disgust me

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The CIA and Bane scene is the greatest work of screenplay in the 21st century

post more dobson edits

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He makes wub wub blockbusters but with some obvious themes like "love conquers all", and normies thing they smart seeing deep hidden message.

Based and truepilled

>t. Bruce Lee

Someone get this hothead out of here

Im sorry, but why did Dobson make himself a blue bear?

Who the fuck would dress like powergirl and not want to show their tits off?

Because he's a furry with an inflation fetish, which is one of the many reasons he should kys himself

now hold on, lets not be rash.
Is it an inflation fetish, as in the tits get bigger? Or does he draw them as landwhales? two, very different things

Yes, that's where the "Bravo Nolan!" meme cane from, parodying it. Like the "Gang Weed Gamers rise up!" meme is making fun of teenage Joker fans from 2012-14.

You're mixing up the breast expansion fetish with inflation fetish.
Breast expansion is only when tits get bigger.
Inflation is shit like pic related.

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>Nobody has figured out that this is a Pulp Fiction reference.
Yea Forums is dead.

WHERE ARE THE BLOODY JOKES

>"It's a happy meal, but I put the coke in a klein bottle so the pseuds can appreciate it."
>"I stole this steak from a restaurant."
>"Who the fuck did this bullshit to my burger?"
>"It'll take roughly three hours for your entree to be ready, sir."

we did. we just dont care. Tarantino jokes are fucking done to death like tarantino jokes. Its just not funny or original or clever in the slightest. People making jokes about michael bay or tarantino are a joke itself now

kek. im tempted to edit them with these.

These pictures SUCK!
Really they do.

>thinks stating the obvious is indicative of something

What is he even saying here?

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its the only one that makes sense, but is still kind of stupid. Hes saying that Tim Burton makes traditional movies with traditional structures like anyone would, but that he dabs a bunch of his own style (sauce) on it that distract from the main flavor.

I mean I guess I get it. Just a really stupid way to sum it up.
Why not just have him put little batwings on everything?

IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

He's just making an obvious statement about Burton's style. You see a scene Burton made, you instantly know it's him, he's very distinct.

Because somebody might mistake that for a joke and even, god forbid, laugh.

These are all retarded.

Literally the only one that makes any sense since you can interpret the sauce as "Depp in white makeup" or "random violent scene meant to shock audiences".

i dont think i could ever laugh no matter the subject. i fucking hate pseudo weeb artwork. i dont know. its just so gay. Whenever i see weeb artwork, i just think of porn or something. Pseudo weeb artwork is just so safe and gay.
The best artwork for comedy is ms paint style or south park style artwork. i guess thats just a result from browsing Yea Forums most of my life

I understand.

>arbitrary needs
>arbitrary
>needs
every time I see this I notice something new

its like, most businesses in the world do work on a windows. My dads million dollar law firm are all windows. My moms hospital computers were all windows. But dobson, hes a comic artist, and he does work on a mac. Truly, the artwork on dobson is non arbitrary in grand scheme of things at all.

>heard his movies were weird once

Fucking this. Lynch would never say something like “our primal desire reflecting on itself.” He never clearly explains the meaning of his work

What the fuck?

He is considered smart for blockbusters and things like that. He is one of the few people that can make good blockbusters. No one thinks he is Scorsese or anything.

This one's pretty good.

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Makes you feel smart is not the same as it being smart.

Oh shut the fuck up, faggot. Everyone calls it bloody because saying "myoglobiny" would be retarded.

>2019
>still making lucas jokes
they were old, even in 2009. After the Robot Chicken Star Wars special, lucas jokes were done to death and old as fuck.

Inception was the zoomer's Matrix, a dumb action movie that blew the minds of average retards

Johnny depp maybe

Is it wrong that even though i know inception is rip off of paprika, i still like inception more? I just connected more with the characters and imaginary than i did with the anime film.

>Oh shut the fuck up

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You mean pre-2010?

what the fuck about that is pseudo weeb, you retard? If anything it looks like a newspaper comic.

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Reddit classics.

David Lynch, or any good artist, never talks like that. That's the way non-artist, tryhard nerds think artists talk and reason. People like Lynch always say fuck off with that shit.

>"I hired Johnny Depp to jizz inside all of the food you see here."

>Oh shut the fuck up

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>Oh shut the fuck up

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You’re not supposed to make samefagging this obvious

holy shit you fucking retard I hope you fucking die

>"Boy I wonder how this new Rian Johnson pie is gonna taste."

>Oh shut the fuck up

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unironically good and real but that doesn't take away from lynch

>Oh shut the fuck up

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>mfw have never seen my favorite director referenced once on Yea Forums or popular media
>mfw im on a next level for taste

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>Oh shut the fuck up

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>Oh shut the fuck up
obvious redditism
go back faggot

this is 100% accurate

but he's right. "bloody" is a widely used term for referring to rare steaks. why are you samefagging so hard?

all me

brainlets like to pretend they are smart movies because the shill media push bullshit like "here's why inception is hard to understand and here's why that's a smart thing", when it's really incredibly banal and easy to understand

I don't even blame Nolan for this shit. For what they are I like his movies.
Those retards really outed themselves with Inception. The first entire half of the movie was the cast laying out, in detail, what they were going to do and how they were going to do it. Like every heist movie, the excitement wasn't in the plan being carried out, but the hiccups that they overlooked or ignored.

cuck

>Oh shut the fuck up

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i like tim burton

>Oh shut the fuck up

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cuck

btfo faggot

more life after Memento, and Interstellar must be the dumbest shit ever put to film. Even Adam Sandler's film are smarter than that.

>Oh shut the fuck up

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why does she want to be her

MACTODDLERS BTFO

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pls post satania porn

>I use a mac

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>Quentin tarantino
>Not that one pic with the spagethi on feet and barefoot wine

I don't

Y U NO LIK LA SALSA ESPECIAL?

Hmm

wait, what?

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Maybe he should try a second take.

She's a demon.

>Oh shut the fuck up

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Could this possibly be, the biggest cuck of Yea Forums?

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Pretty much everything coming out of hollywood is so retarded people think this he makes smart movies.

>Oh shut the fuck up
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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so his sperm a nigger egg and the moms the oven?
he cucked his wife if anything

Not his sperm, the mother is just the incubator for the embryos. He was not involved at all.

look how narrow his shoulders are! disgusting

This.

embarassing

he's just a good director, knows how to tackle different subjects in an interesting way.
He's not meant to be too deep or complex mainly because he does good movies for the masses. But they're well made and actually address interesting moral dilemmas and characters.

What a sad pathetic thread

pretty much this.

t. this guy

lurk before posting, plebbitor.

Been here since '07 and no, I don't go to reddit. Eat shit, nigger. Sure is a bunch of mad faggots in here because I enjoy calling my steak bloody and not having to worry about some pretentious faggot spamming soicuck images.

This redditor seems lost.

I have seen some threads about some favorites with 0 replies and I just let them die. Not risking it.

bump

This is the strongest cringe I've ever witnessed. Imagine posting this.

Cringe

Nolan is deep4u tier

Man where's Hannibal at?