The Boys

So he killed that bank robber in broad daylight, in front of civilians, including children, and even encouraged them to film it

How was that not a PR disaster

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Yep. Didn't want to watch it because capeshit subject. But later was convinced by a friend and absolutely no regrets

anyone who makes even a single tweet or blogpost suggesting he was in the wrong disappears, ashes found in their x-chairs

First half
>Absolutely perfect, if you ignore the fact that the military bill storyline makes zero fucking sense and what should've happened is that Vought would've been a military startup operating around the world from the beginning, trying to get clearance from Congress to start operating as a domestic PMC within the US
Episode 5
>Dogshit. I'm not a Christian but this Episode goes against every established plot point and is there for nothing but (((subversion))) by Mr. Rogen and Mr. Goldberg and the rest of their dozen or so tribe members that are running the show with them
Episodes 6-8
>Messy, but good enough. Not unlike Death Note's second half.

Homelander makes it all well worth it, in my opinion. The more I think about it, the more the world building falls apart (bc of the military bill storyline) but the better the characters get.

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fucking hell why didnt i think of this

he didn't hold her down

I bet you there's just a 24/7 /hlg/ general on /boyspol/ where they circle-jerk about how every murder he commits in public was totally justified

I don't know. The show was actually pretty good at saying most Christians were wholesome, decent people and there were only a couple of exploitative opportunists like Stretch.

It contrasts to the show's depiction of Muslims, who are 100% murderous orcs

>superhero shows can't be realisti-

Pretty based desu but the lack of video evidence of Homelander’s crimes doesn’t make sense. The whole plane would have been filming him when he stopped the terrorists and when he stepped out the door and let it crash

Care to extrapolate?

i can't think of a single better superhero show or movie but i'm waiting for joker to come out

The plane was over the middle of the Atlantic, there'd be no cell coverage

>he killed that bank robber
No he didn't.

True but the videos would be saved to the phones. Given the number of people on board some of the phones would have survived.

It’s implied after he uppercut the dude and he flew like a block away and smashed a car.

Yeah it was a lot of fun

>dude flew hundreds of feet into the air then plummeted into a car
>he's fine bro lmao just walk it off

>The show was actually pretty good at saying most Christians were wholesome, decent people and there were only a couple of exploitative opportunists like Stretch.
Starlight:
>Having sex before marriage isn't immoral, it's human
Hughie:
>AND STOP WITH THE PRAY THE GAY AWAY SHIT
Butcher:
>God's a fackin cunt cobber. Onya, mate.

Try to be unbiased and look at shit objectively, independent of your own feelings for once.

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I figure it's just like Epstein, user. Even if anything ever got out, nothing will happen and no one fucking cares.

This right wing garbage will not have a second season, so who fucking cares.

>Starlight = normal Christian
>festival = money-grubbing hypocritical ""Christian"" preachers

I don't see the issue tbqh.

Meh. Like three memorable scenes

I'm talking compare the big crowd of happy, wholesome people at Stretch's prayer festival, none of whom were implied at any point to be "bad"

To the stream of dozens of Arabic-speaking, turban wearing drug dealers, throat slashers and suicide bombers that appeared onscreen

Even the old man who Butcher gave the fedora tipping speech to was clearly portrayed as a nice guy

>Having sex before marriage isn't immoral, it's human
What seems to be the issue?

Yes it did you fucking retard
The comic has so many kino moments the show has already fucked up

It has already been renewed you tool

Let me guess...
Translucent exploding
Dolphin adventures
Baby laser eyes

well, I hope they petition to cancel it. I'll fucking sign.

>Deep pushing shopping cart full to the brim with Doritos bags and Twinkies boxes
>Deep cheering up his lobster pal
>Karl brutally and nonsensically butchering a fresh lobster

I don't understand why some shows won't simply be set in the 90s or at least very early 2000s.

Alternatively just don't watch it?

Reminder that Black Noir bled like a stuck pig when Female stabbed him

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no, I'll feel better if it doesn't exist

I don't care about the terrorist hijackers. I'm ethically Arab and I don't give a damn about them. If one of the seven were a Muslim, maybe I'd expect more depth, but I'm talking about Starlight, so quit trying to shoehorn irrelevant stuff into this. What about Shinto, Buddhism, Daoism, Hinduism, Vedism, and a billion other religions that aren't even shown? You wanna whine about them being "erased" too?

Starlight goes to a city, gets a cock shoved down her throat by AquaWeinstein, gets disgusted by a bunch of people who spend their nights hooking up at gay orgies, and her resolution is to go back to her bumpkin little town and tell a little girl asking her about chastity, "hey, it's totally okay to have sex before marriage, go have fun, it's human" and then she goes on stage to bash the Bible and NOT name the little that fucked her over. When she sees the news coverage, she expresses anger over the media focusing on the rape instead of the bible-bashing.

Regardless of your personal opinions about hookups/rape/whatever, this is faggot writing by a bunch of "atheistic" jews.

I couldn't see jack shit that whole fucking fight. Also doesn't this mean that Noir isn't going to turn out the way his comic counterpart did? I only read up on the comic's story yesterday after watching the show and I couldn't figure out why the fuck Homelander never used his X-Ray vision to take a look under Noir's mask.

>Having sex before marriage isn't immoral, it's human
unironically have sex

I like the idea of completely changing Noir's origin because I love him being The Batman who's just the quiet guy that's super good at his job.

My favorite moment of the whole series was Homelander berating the entire team for what fuckups they are, then stopping to go "Except for you Noir, you the man" and he shoots back a little thumbs up.

There isn't a single tech-giant megacorp in the world that sponsors events at megachurches sharing pray-the-gay-away literature. For a show that's ostensibly "real" and "modern" and "grounded" in present day, this is a pretty bullshit omission. Meanwhile, Lockheed had its own giant float at one of the biggest PRIDE parades in the US this year and Boeing, Raytheon, General Dynamics, etc. all continue to go balls-deep into LGBT propaganda to improve their market cap.
It's bad writing that tanks the corporate sleaze storyline after 4 solid episodes when it could've been something genuinely fresh and ballsy had it not been made by the usual suspects.

Nice waste, you fucking homo

Superheroes say gay are bad, most people like superheroes so they might agree with them.

He's talking about character writing and arcs, you retard fedora-tipping jizzbrain

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Why was this line omitted?

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it looks so cringy and forced, damn

>Welcome back to Kek or cringe With Homelander.

>Hughie Campbell I see your kind of dank memer. Why don’t you show me your meme?

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*you're, and you omitted the article "a". I don't think you should post things like this without at least a cursory review.

Did you miss the part where they're literally paid actors paraded around like puppets by a corporation that spends all day scrutinizing every point they gain or lose with each action they commit and each word they utter? They're more controlled than your average MK Ultra Monarch Mind-Control Disney Celebrity, for God's sake. The ONLY character for whom going crazy Trump-tier God-Emperor would make sense is Homelander.

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He didnt force anyone. He just took advantage of his status to get what he wanted. He was probably so used to it when starlight showed up that he just assumed she would be in to it like other women probably were, blackmailing her does make him a pos though.

I don't know, but it sure was entertaining. Can't wait for the next season.

Yeah kek that scene was great. Normally shit like that would come across very redit and morty but they didn't overdo it with BN and it worked really well.

best girl?

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Wow, this user really called it. Well spoken.

she better wear the tits costume in season 2

How? That shit only really makes sense in a comic book universe. If you put it in a more realistic setting it comes off retarded. I enjoyed the comic for what it was but for the most part its schlock. What was a shit move in the show was not giving Frenchie and Mother's Milk a solid enough reason to hate supes.

That is rape

>this liberal bullshit
You're an embarrassment to your race, get your shit together.
t. Persian

Is homelander's dick really this big or is it just a costume?

under the law it's just being a hoe

Didn't they? It was just significantly more tame if I remember. Or we're they just showing it to her and she got mad and never had to wear it? I don't remember. Also the blacked girl was the hottest.

the plot was that she had to wear it but then she goes back to the other costume later.

She wore this one briefly but switched back to the original after she met the little girl fan and her Vought fashion designers tried to sell her on one that was just strings and nipple pasties

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Actually why are their clothes invincible?

From what I remember HL and Maeve get shot dozens of times and there's never so much as a pull in the fabric

Fuck back off into a cave, faggot, your goat's getting lonely. I'm making a fucking point about the writing. Go cry about muh poor widdle hijackers somewhere else. I hope homelander nukes the entire fucking world starting with the middle East in the next season.

That guy is shockingly skinny. I watched a panel with him and Karl Urban and Hughie, and he honestly looked skinnier than Hughie. Based costume department, I guess.

>its the deep gets gill raped scene

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>girl
She was a grandma, user

That IS the costume that vought made, user. There's only two versions. Her original one and the one that vought made.

Does she look like discount Kate Mara to anyone else?

Nope, read the comic instead

It might be alzheimers talking but I could swear there was one view of a third, even worse one on a mannequin that made her go "nah fuck this"

>There isn't a single tech-giant megacorp in the world that sponsors events at megachurches sharing pray-the-gay-away literature.
Do you know how many corporations lobby Republicans?

Kate Mara looks like discount Kate Mara

If the whole series was like the second episode it would have been fucking amazing, and the little misdirect thinking that Hughie might have superpowers was actually pretty good. I loved the whole "Normal guys try and find out ways to kill Superheroes" thing.

>OG costume
>Leaked video of the alleyfight that scared the ugly orc assistant ends up doing mad numbers on social media so they make the slutty costume
>She says fuck that and Stillwell says it's my way or the highway
>She goes back and forth between these two costumes every time she has a mood swing

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I literally fucking named the biggest ones in my post you disingenuous prick. If I were really going hard I didn't even bother with that, I'd just throw up Google, because the truth is that Vought has absolutely no real-world equivalent. It's like Google, Amazon, the entire MIC, and Hollywood all rolled up into one corporation.

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>I didn't even bother with that
Wouldn't* even bother with that

Also, forgot to add that saying
>DAE corporations lobby Republicans??
Is maybe the most bugman dipshit response you could've come up with. At least think about wtf it is you're saying, retard.

I saw that panel in the Canada con too.

He was super skinny but seems like a pretty based guy. His facial expressions are kino.

I wanted to fucking kill the guy who asked the question about "Randian Egotists"
Fucking pseud nigger. Made the cringe Judge Dredd cosplayer Chang seem based by comparison, honestly

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The comic book it's based on was set in post 9/11 paranoia era.

it's ok, he deserved it

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you arent allowed to have phones out during a flight

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You aren't allowed to cut the pilot's throat either

That was such a forced scene
>haha rapist pig GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
>look at my moral high ground

Me on the right

When was the last time you where on a plane user? You've been allowed phones on flights for years, most of them have free wifi even. During takeoff/landing they ask you to put it away but most people dont and nobody cares.

What was the question regarding Randian egoists?

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WUT?

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Deep goes from the most hated supe to the absolute most lovable by the end of season 1. What a great arc.

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Him getting finger fucked In his literal lungs was pretty gross.

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Do you think they used a real lobster? Wouldn't PETA be up in arms (even though if it was a real lobster they probably cooked it right after)?

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Its CGI.

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Girl's with short hair are my kryptonite if you know what I mean

Who said they didn't record it? Season 2 plot twist?

It's a good show, the ending it terrible and leaves it way too much on a cliffhanger. What if it bombed and this was the only season we were gonna get

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The first genuine capekino in decades

>implying you wouldn't nut instantly if Elizabeth Shue sat on your dick while mommy speaking

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Look at who made the show. All megakikes

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Fuck off.

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epic post user

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You know why you told me to fuck off instead of saying I'm wrong? Because you're a coward. And because I'm right.

Nobody has ever deserved it more than that faggot

Why the fuck did he sell the boys out after they went to such lengths to do right by him

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Was the bank robber white?

I will never understand why even the superheroes are afraid of him. Are his powers > theirs?

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/thread

based

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By a mile. The only beings comparable to him are his father and his brother - he doesn't even know his brother exists and his dad is both slightly weaker than him and really only interested in killing niggers

he can just fly them up and drop them one by one

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Billy is a literal cuck. What will he do to his wife's son?

>He was probably so used to
Eventho Boss Mommy says there's been other incidents, I think Deep is only barely making it work, and women don't necessarily just go with it. So, he was testing the ice with Starlight, being more confident that she'd do it, because she was new. Maybe other women didn't, but Boss Mommy also silenced them.

And obviously he has a sex life regardless, as seen in the gill scene later on.

>awkwardly smacks at her hips
what was he doing

i'll feel better if you kill yourself but that's not going to happen now is it

I laughed

Deep, the black guy of the seven, punched through the airplane window to try and get in the plane.

with quads like that maybe he will, think positively