How did they get away with this?

LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT WOMEN

hes 18-22 in the series

Like, how big are they? Just big for her age, or?

How big we talking here

It's a mystery

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based

Your country is irrelevant lol

women is a trip uncle funkle

He always did like the young girls

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I dated a 15 year old when I was 18. I was a senior in high school and this isn't abnormal.

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Stop being proud about being a child-raping pedophile

Can you say that again? Just the way you said it?

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Diego? nah brah that shit isn't normal me and michelle used to talk mad shit about it.

it's the context, uncle phil is retelling the events and exaggerating them to make carlton and will look bad in court

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Making Will out to be a child molester seems unnecessarily harsh

what are you talking about dumb fag

Will's character is a high school student for a good chunk of the show so it's probably not as weird as it sounds

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>Stop being proud about being a child-raping pedophile

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>OMIGOD HANSEN SO BASED

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Stop bringing in your facts to Yea Forums!

This is not normal, your peers thought you were a creep who couldn't get a girl your own age.
Source: this happened at my high school too, and we all talked about that dude behind his back.

holy based

he shut down the AC in the poolhouse
how can he be so cruelhouse?

>I mean we all like fifteen year olds but keep that shit to urself

The single weirdest social charade of our time is that exactly. Every man thinks women are at their prettiest when they're 14-15, and every man pretends in public that that's not true. I can't think of another case where humans would so unanimously agree to pretend something they don't believe in. Just fucking admit that girls are at their hottest when they're barely out of puberty and every year after that diminishes their value. Kind of like how a new car only gets worse every day after you drive it out of the shop.

>behind his back.
Femoid/beta male detected. Opinion discarded.

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People do that today because they didn't like a tweet.

>I dated a 15 year old when I was 18. I was a senior in high school and this isn't abnormal.
I used to make fun of the guys who dated girls below their grade because they were losers.

t. dated a string of 19 year old girls when I was 16

>your peers thought you were a creep who couldn't get a girl your own age.
i never understood this mindset, women are as stupid at 14 as they are at 34

>not showing us an example

user, please, you're letting the other anons down!

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you're single and deeply insecure about your hairline, weight and penis size.

>we all talked about that dude behind his back.

Cuck.

>admits to gossiping like a bitch
>tries to call someone out

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That applies to most people IRL.

MEM

Did you bang her?

>17 year old boy likes 15 year old girl
whoa send him to gitmo

It was pretty rare for Will to flirt with white girls. I don't think he even dated one on the show.

B A S E D
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I still remember when this well endowed girl from my 7th grade class was talking to me at the neighborhood pool.

My dad said "Who is that, your teacher?" I told him she was in my grade. He raised his eyebrows wide-eyed and didn't say anything else.

Well endowed big titties wow yum yum plz show

I mean we all like fifteen year olds but keep that shit to urself
mfw dad comments on my 13 year old neighbours huge tits

I didn't know this thread could get more based.

I did too.

>17

He was in college by season 4 so he’s obviously 20+ here

imagine wanting to date someone your own age or older that you, i bet you like the new star wars too faggot

Nice try FBI yes

Nearly every chick in my hs went for older guys so when I turned 18 I just did what I observed my older peers did and tapped some of that young poon

This was pre internet everywhere so things might have changed, no regrets and plenty of fap memories

quintessentially redpilled

The guys who do this always look weird and usually are abusive.

>tfw Franny Capaldi isn’t your neighbor

I remember being 15 and talking shit on the older guys dating the girls, but it was because we were jealous

Your uncle sounds based as fuck, he want to go cruise the bowling alley with me?

It was a different time. A time when we could speak plainly and honestly because we weren't brainwashed into calling each other out for toxic wrong think.

I miss white America :(

Literally who the fuck cares if people think you look weird if you are getting prime pussy

there is nothing wrong with banging a 14yo, let alone a 15yo

reported to the fbi. expect van soon.

I disagree on the banging part.

Looking? That's aaaaalright

Pls stop off at the store and pick me up some cola and chips on the way

stale bait
cringe

>go on a cruise when I was 16
>end up hanging out with a BUSTY 13 year old and her flat friend who seems to like me
>get their emails cause lol we live 500 miles away
>they send nothing but chain letters and scam emails my way
Worth it anyway.
No we didn't do anything. I thought the girl looks like a younger Nadine Jansen.

BLACK

COMMUNITY

NEVER

REPORTS

STATUTORY

>The single weirdest social charade of our time is that exactly.
Want to know a secret? This is actually why the white race is dying out. It's illegal to fuck 14-15 year olds.

>MUH JOOOOOOOOS

damn uncle phil is huge

Youre a pedo & a threat to society. Kys

the contrarian in me would love to agree with you, but I'm 40 now and I really can't remember the last time I was attracted to anybody under 30.
like maybe I've conditioned myself over time to have such hatred for stupid young females that it's poisoned any natural attraction. or maybe I was rejected so much in my youth (didn't feel natural around women until I was into my 30s), that there's just too much baggage there.
short version, the best I can give you is that I can look at somebody that age and feel POTENTIAL desire for what she might turn into in 10+ years. I can acknowledge a 10/10 pretty face, but the lack of psychological (and even physical) maturity is too unappealing. oh, and I'd also grant you that, in a non-feminist, pro-monogamy society, you'd ideally want to marry women around that age to keep them from "going bad" and becoming mentally ill whores. and you need somebody with youthful energy (and fresh eggs) to raise children. but we are so far from that world right now, that such considerations are all but irrelevant. maybe after the apocalypse?

tl;dr - from where I'm standing now, 32 years old is peak fucking hnggggg. but I'm a fucking weirdo so feel free to discard my opinion.

>another case where humans would so unanimously agree to pretend
well, that's "racism" in a nutshell, no? people have all kinds of forbidden private opinions, and they're happy to talk shit with close friends, but when in public they do a complete 180 and act like it's the most evil thing ever.

Like any man would pick an older girl if he had a choice lmao. You've got it backwards, most men date older busted women because the younger ones find them gross (most men look gross after 20).

>we all talked about that dude behind his back
Jealous. Just lol at your life bitch nigger.

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>32 years old roasties are hnnngg

atleast make your lies believable

>someone claims to have a different life experience than I do
>this cannot be!

t. Roastie

Your dad sounds based.
You sound like a fag and your shits all retarded.

what scene was it?

So you're saying he's like a cross between a dikekike video and a chicken n winnigish?

hey g, could you make me a sandwich?

yes, I guesd

Remember when Fresh Prince had that episode that implied simply desiring to legally own a firearm for self defense was something only a psychopath would do?

you fags just jealous he was licking pseudocunny

Yeah, but you went to a special ed school, so it's okay. No one can tell the age gap when you bot have Down syndrome.

>we acted like retards in highschool
>why don't you act like that too?

A majority of the world still does "get away" with natural sexual behavior and the foolishness of young love. I am convinced the people who are so against the idea of a 15 year old wanting to fuck and be fucked is because they never got fucked or ever fucked. But that's just me, and shit. I didn't get laid till I was like fucking 16 or some shit man.

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>32 year old is peak hnnng

yeah alright grandpa, that's stockholm syndrome

haha such epic bait XD

>tfw that age single moms with teen daughters start hitting on you
this shit is such a rewarding minefield

Just facts man, dunno what to do with your insincerity on this one.

Nigga you gay

I don't think every man thinks that they're at their peak at that age, but every man can agree they're hot as hell around there.

>isn't abnormal
you could have literally went to prison

he graduates at the end of season 3.
this episode is early season 4.
he's an 18 year old out of high school.
not theres anything wrong with that
plus in his parents just dont understand song he raps about how a 13 year old runaway wants to bang him

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bet him and carlton made her a sandwich if you catch my drift

i did student aide as a senior and ended up fucking two of the freshman girls in that class. 15 is legal in nevada

>black people in rich neighborhood
>considerate of their neighbors

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18 is the age in just 11 states.
its so far from the norm its insane when you realize everyone just assumes its the standard.
though will was in Cali...

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unironically based

>women
>psychologically mature at any age
unironically, what did he mean by this?

How big? Send pics

thats HER age of consent not yours dummy

based and boomerpilled

Post pics for reference

>tfw 30 with 20 year old gf

>teen
>pedo
Anyone claiming that liking 13+ is pedo is an idiot, you may not like it, it may be wrong, but its not pedo, do not mix the two and diminish the true sickness of pedophiles

Get a load of these fags

why is it so randomly distributed?

also north michigan's aoc is blue, nice

Uncle Phil takes Carlton and Will to court because they refused to pay him rent and disobey him with no parties until rent paid
So they both exaggerate what happened at the party and Uncle Phil’s story apparently implies Will is a pedo

I'm not interested in going past third base with anyone under 16

my ENTIRE senior class were dating freshman/sophomores

Speak for yoself whytfatboi

Kids embarrassed by their parent's sexuality is so cute.

what are "Romeo and Juliet laws".

>Every man thinks women are at their prettiest when they're 14-15
Lmao you're a pedo and either insecure about it so want to project it onto everybody else so you don't feel as bad about yourself, or you're just autistic and can't imagine people not sharing your views

Based and High-Test Dad
Maybe you should start those HRT pills early, son.

I take pity on you and your friends for being little beta bitches that had to gossip like w*m*n behind that dude's back because you couldn't get prime-time puss.

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Why are you bringing up cuckold porn? Europeans are so weird

No more hugs, Will. She’s 15.

Your high test dad must be disappointed in you

>Every man thinks women are at their prettiest when they're 14-15
Christ I hope you're around that age yourself because that's truly sad and disturbing if you actually believe that as an adult.

Imagine convincing yourself teenagers can’t be attractive. It’s one thing to pretend in public because it’s not “accepted” in current year, and you can’t bang them depending on where you live etc. but how cucked are you that you have even convinced yourself? For various social and legal reasons(also they are generally annoying) I don’t date teenagers anymore. But they didn’t stop being attractive because I got older. You are deluded friend. Not even that guy btw

the mid 90s were a different time

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I understand why you're saying what you say but you need to keep in mind it's only the HOT girls who looked good at 14-15. If you look at average chicks on average, it's probably right at 17-20 they look the best.

this is why it's important to distinguish between hebes and actual pedos

Why the heck did 90s Alice and the Red Queen have cameos in the same Fresh Prince episode?

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This. Underclassmen were made for Senior cock.
Unsurprisingly Yea Forums is full of embarrassing failures that spent their entire highschool life furiously masturbating in their basement to cartoons rotting their brains with memes.

It is important. If you lump in guys who think teenagers can be attractive(most guys) in with pedos, nearly everyone becomes a pedo and it lets the real ones off the hook. Somehow according to this site a 50 year old raping a toddler is exactly the same as a 19 year old having sex with his 17 year old girlfriend. Such retardation. I don’t know where it’s coming from, trannies, deranged leftists, /pol/, religious nuts, dunno but it’s stupid as hell

No you don’t understand. If those evil seniors hadn’t have tricked that qt girl into sleeping with them, those girls would have had sex with all the virgin anons here, obviously. Then they would have gotten married and had kids and a happy life and wouldn’t be here shitposting and jerking off to traps. And that is why everyone is a pedophile. Hope I cleared things up for you.

Based dad

>being attracted to a skinny 16yo white girl.
YIKES

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You haven't lived till you've sucked teenage tiddies in your late 30s desu senpai.

> Every man thinks women are at their prettiest when they're 14-15
Okay simmer down Stallman

Sure, it's not a crime in my country.

>The fact he points out shes fifteen
She was actually 13 at the time.

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Just one of those surreal dreamy episodes that some retard greenlighted. Like when all the dudes in the Cosby show were pregnant, but gave birth to sub sandwiches.

>32 years old is peak fucking hnggggg

Absolutely lost u there boomer. No such thing as a good 32 year old pussy. Its about 7 years past its prime. A womans prime is between 14-25 and its all downhill from there.
If one hasn't found a qt in his high school years, its fuckin over. After that point you just try to find someone you can just tolerate. True, pure, innocent love can only be experienced in your teens

Yeah, we should be attracted to niggers, right, Amerimutt?

This, you would never see a based black man try to hit on a teenage white girl. Not ever!

Literally everyone wishes they could be perpetual teenagers, don't lie.

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Yes. There are only three categories of women white men should be attracted to: 1 women of color, 2 transexual women, 3 barren women over the age of 30.

Still how did they manage to get them both to do the episode when they were already staring int their own Disney Channel show?

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underage girls weren’t that big of a deal in the 70s and 80s.. there were a lot of songs about fucking really young girls.. it’s a recent thing getting super upset about fucking 17 year old girls when you’re 21

This, millennials are just oversensitive faggots in denial over them not being young anymore, so they get mad when people prefer the younger generation.

you should only be attracted to 18+ women.

this, black men are always very respectul with young white women

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>you are now aware that she is also the girl from "My date with the presidents daughter"

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Well come on now there are some super hot 30 year old girls. You are correct though in that those same girls were hotter a decade ago. Heck there are even some hot 40 year olds. It’s just that they were better at 30, and much better at 20. Wonder what it’s like being a chick and waking up every morning to see your main value in life slowly fading away before your eyes in the mirror. It’s a wonder they don’t all go insane. They tend to do a lot of coping but I think they all know the score at the end of the day, they have to right?

How did such a based dad produce such a faggot son?

Everyone starts going bad after their 30s.
The body peaks at the age of 25 and it's downhill from there.
That's why physically intensive jobs, like the military, don't allow recruits older than 28.

Agents. Maybe they were hot in the zeitgeist at the time.

imagine if he was like 30
bitchute.com/video/Z88jeE0us3d8/

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I lost my virginity with a 13 year old.
Then again, I was also 13.
But it was really fun.

Gay

>The body peaks at the age of 25

You mean the female body. Males enter their prime in their mid to late 20s

Not sure. All I know is that the fat black judge in that episode used to date Luke Skywalker in real life back in the day.

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Haha, weird. She was kind of cute though backwhen.

Yes but men’s entire value in life isn’t based on their looks. It’s only 1 aspect. Further even if you talk about psysical ability men say in the military can rank up where they do less psysical shit. Or in construction jobs they can get promoted or move to an office. A mans value to women is not only based off looks as well(or to society at large). Height matters which does not change. Confidence, which you can have or learn somewhat. Money, success can largely compensate or overcome your looks going downhill. Men can pick up skills making them valuable to women and others. Sense of humor, social status, power(political or otherwise), all valuable to women. A woman’s looks are 90 percent of her value(to some people it’s 99 or 100 percent). Every day a woman loses some of that value, and there’s nothing they can do about it. Whereas a man can go to the gym, make money, get promotions at work and instead of losing value by the day they can in fact gain it. A woman’s value on a graph would look like the stock market during the Great Depression. Whereas a mans can go down slowly, stay relatively stable, even go up as he ages if he’s really doing well, they have much more control. A woman can’t do jack shit, why do you think they risk plastic surgery so much when it can destroy their face? It must be terrifying seeing the only power and value you have fade like that. The smart move is finding the best man you can at 20 at your peak, but modern society is messing with their heads and telling them they don’t need to do that. Then they turn 40 realize the mistake they made and either go into permanent cat lady depression or marry a beta loser, when they could have married a rich chad when they were 21. Many such cases

You can really spot the roasties in this thread.
Sorry you dried up cunts, you can't shame men out of their natural biological desires that were considered 'normal' for a few thousand years of civilization up until about1 10 years ago.
You can shame us out of talking about it publically, but the truth remains the truth.

>She was kind of cute
Yep, and OJ Simpson the 90s American football hero guest stared on her show as him self to teach the white rabbit moral values.

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It may not all be roasties mate. There’s a disturbing amount of “men” that think the same way these days. Not sure how that happened. I’m guessing it’s beta males that got shamed into it by post wall hags. They think maybe if they call qt 19 year olds gross and too young enough some soccer mom will throw them some pussy. I don’t know that’s the only theory I have. When you see some 10/10 18 year old walk by in a bikini every dude in sight is sweating and barely containing a boner. But it’s, “hahah wow gross she’s basically a child I would never hahaha of course not wow what do you like that gross haha”

This. I was plowin tight freshman pussy as a senior. I’ve fucked one girl that had a pussy as tight as them since then but she was pretty short and skinny.

Will is not suppose to be considered a good person in this scene is pretty much why.
It's meant to be presented as Will is being a huge dick by going over-the-top with the party.

>I can't think of another case where humans would so unanimously agree to pretend something they don't believe in.

>pretend racial stereotypes aren't true
>pretend all women aren't whores
>pretend Israel is our ally
>pretend Jews don't own the media
>pretend being gay is normal
>pretend trannies are normal
The list goes on.

I didn’t go 3 years down but snag some people might not realize is that since girls tend to like guys a year or 3 older then them, you can get better girls by going down a year or 2. So if you can pull a 6/10 at your grade you can pull a 7/10 a grade down and 8/10 2 grades down. Some people(mostly girls your age that are jealous and pissed at realizing how age is screwing them even at 17 years old) try and shame you because they act like you are tricking the girl or some shit. But in reality it’s just easier because girls tend to like older guys. So I’m supposed to date an uglier girl because why now? Because you say I should? Fuck that I’m gonna get with the hottest girl I can. Always found it sad to see guys settling for a frumpy chick their age when qt underclassmen were all over their dick because they allowed themselves to be shamed into it. My dick made the rules as a teenager and my dick said the qt sophomore gets it, didn’t give 2 shits what anyone thought about it.

>pretending they enjoy living around black people

Modern society is one big case of mass hysteria

I know I WAS! I was 19 she was 15, I messed her life up, and her pussy!

No one really pretends they like living around black people. They just sometimes don’t say it outright and pretend it’s something else. “It’s a bad area” then moves somewhere with the exact same income levels but white people. “Oh I’m just moving where the schools are good” “this area has less crime”. When really they are just trying to live where the least amount of minorities are. The last 100 years at least in America has been white people running as far away from black people as they can and with about half or more of them trying to pretend that’s not what they are doing, and chastising those who are honest about it. Pretty rediculous honestly

>No one really pretends they like living around black people. They just sometimes don’t say it outright and pretend it’s something else.
That's literally what we were talking about.

I started having sex with a 37 year old from the time I was 14 until 17 when her husband found out. Nobody thought I was a victim.

This image earned one of my creepier friends the nickname of "Uncle Merv" like 5 years ago

Powerlevel is to be kept hidden for a reason.

Well I was trying to make the distinction between pretending they like to live around them and pretending it doesn’t matter to them. You can’t really get away with saying you absolutely love living around black people you just happen to literally never live around any. They do try and get away with pretending it’s not an issue and they totally would. I have seen extremely liberal parents literally cry because the school district was going to start bussing in black kids from out of the area to enrich their kids. Seeing them try and explain why it had nothing to do with them being black was hilarious. Meanwhile the few parents who had the balls to be honest and say they didn’t want their kids being attacked, sold drugs, sexually assaults by black kids from the ghetto were labeled racists and got yelled at, when it’s literally what everyone was thinking and why all the parents were upset. So much energy spent trying to appear not to be doing what you are doing and thinking what you are thinking. Pathetic

I'm sure her husband wanted to turn you into a victim, he must have been pissed.

Also let's go waaaaaaay out on a limb and play devil's advocate. Let's say that several hundred years in the future (if we're still around), it's actually LEGAL to marry or date any girl so long as they're "mostly done" with puberty, based on a doctor's check. This could include any girl from like 11-15. Think about all the steps society would need to take to get there, and how it's never gonna fuckin happen.

1) Sexual harassment/assault would have to go down. WAY down. There's women considered powerful and even they had trouble admittin they got molested or raped until the #metoo thing encouraged more to start opening up about it. And these are grown women. Imagine how much more unbalanced it is with a young teen girl. They can't drive, they got no money, they're physically weaker than you, they're dependent on your schedule, they have no say over anything, really. And most violence/sex related crime's committed by men, sorry to say. You'd have to find a way to drastically reduce those crime rates, which would mean dramatically altering the way we're educated and creating an environment that doesn't foster desperation or to where they hold way too much power. Never gonna happen unless you got drugs to do it, which they'll never agree to take.

2) The public would still have to debate over it, even if you managed to get the violence down to almost zero. We all know how stubborn people can be to science, numbers and facts.

3) You'd have to find a way to accelerate brain growth, since the brain doesn't mature until the mid-20s. Given how insane complex the brain is, never gonna happen.

I'm sure there's a few other big ones I'm missing. But it's all to provide evidence for one thing. A relationship with an underaged girl? No fuckin way.

You can make sexual assault go down massively overnight. Just make there be consequences for falsely accusing someone of it, overnight it would drop massively as a large percent of them are completely made up? Why? No reason not to. A girl wants to mess with a guy for whatever reason that’s an easy way, if she’s found out nothing happens, people still call her brave for trying and no consequences. I bet if you held women responsible for false accusing sexual assaults would go down by half overnight. And a lot of innocent men would avoid jail.

>hes never slept with a 15 year old
well she was a month away from 16. would have dated her but i got accepted into college a few states away. looking back nothing beats young pussy. i can see how emotional attraction might not be there but on a carnal level, its unbeatable.

No, people's value is in their physical capabilities, which start going downhill after the 30s, from a slower metabolism to less strength, slower reflexes and less agility and worse spatial awareness.
What men and women value is irrelevant, what you can do with your body is what matters.

wasn't there a episode of The Fresh Prince where a little girl wanted to fuck Carlton?

Dude what century are you living in? What you are saying is true for very few people like pro athletes and even then they can and often do go on to do other things after retirement from their sport. Seriously, am I talking to a 6th century peasant through some magic?

No, im talking about what truly matters in one's body, what makes it a better tool, not in what matters when getting laid. I have no idea what bore of a life must be when everything revolves around dating and banging.
No wonder people nowadays are obsessed so much with entertainment media, your actual lives have nothing to them.

Even in moving the goalposts you still manage to be wrong. In our society what you do with your brain is 100x more important then what you can do with your body.

>Woo! Ha ha, ha ha..., I know what you'd wish for Yea Forums.
>Well, looky here, ha ha. Can your friends go "Abracadabra," let 'er rip. And then make the sucker disappear ...

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Being smart is a matter of what circumstances you grew up in, and of not having any mental illnesses, that has even less to do with what was said.

A body is a tool, what matters is whether it can be used or not.
For the rest, theres shortcuts to aqcuire them. What I certainly wont do is limit my body because some stupid man or woman can't think beyond getting laid. Just because you dont consider yourselves above animals doesnt mean the rest does.

you listed everyone but the real source, feminists