What's his fucking problem?
What's his fucking problem?
Camden Myers
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Joshua Parker
>NEETrage
Oliver Rogers
>watching Age of SJW
Owen Davis
The show would be greatly improved if Rian is killed at the start of S2E1 and Gurjin becomes the new male lead. Prove me wrong (hint: you literally can't)
Ayden Evans
He dindu nothing, he just snapped because of all the bullying
Adrian Evans
literally the victim of a toxic work environment
Liam Torres
Wait, so which one is he?
Lucas Torres
Action sequences shaky cam(tm) is annoying, I understand why it is used though.
Next time you see a live action movie that uses ir remember those actors are no better than puppets
Evan Price
Stop, Deet is for pure thoughts
John Hall
Dark crystal meth
Anthony Campbell
The guy invented electricity and cybernetics in a world where the population is eating moss off the ground and basing most on their infrastructure on magic bugs.
They wooped his ass and locked him in his lab to solve a metaphysical problem. It's actually worse when you realize they were abusing him while also completely depending on him.
Lincoln Jenkins
Why was he such a slut?
John Hughes
Everyone else was his problem. He did LITERALLY nothing wrong.
Brody Watson
Are you implying you wouldn't slut it up when you're surrounded by 10/10s like this?
William Campbell
he let the other skeksis fuck him in the ass so that they are low t all the time and have bad brain fog so that he can trick them more easily.
he was just playing 4d chess really
Connor Ward
LOOKS LIKE GELFLING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Eli Martinez
end these lies
skek
Jose Scott
Why is everyone drooling over the Skeksis when this hottie exists?
Brayden Watson
so my friend told me the basic jist of this movie, apparently there was a race who tried to make themselves perfect but messed up and made two races instead, one evil one good. do the racial purists ever get called out for their shit?
Caleb Howard
Because we're all damaged people. Rian is a cutey, but I prefer Jen for my woods-gelfling.
Henry Bennett
Not evil and good, more like ambitious/active/arrogant and lazy/passive/uncaring. They're both kinda shitty, but Skeksis are fun at least.
And no, the assholes they both split from get away with everything in the end even though they fucked up an entire world.
Alexander Edwards
its a villain thing
And I guess the show isn't always helping
Wyatt Wright
hhhhhhhMMMMMMMMmmmmmm
FUCK GELFLING
FUCK PODLING
FUCK AUGHRA
FUCK THRA
AND FUCK THE GENERAL
Nathan Peterson
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"The Emperor must remember his own words.
We are Lords of the Crystal, yes?
Even if Rian talk, none will believe.
They will shun him.
Cast him out.
How can they not?
To believe him is not to believe themselves.
Skeksis reign a thousand trine and will reign a thousand thousand more, until last star in sky goes dark.
Gelfling will submit, head bowed, back bent as have always done.
Gelfling want to be ruled.
Gelfling need to be ruled.
Because Gelfling are weak!
Gelfling are small.
And Skeksis are forever!
We took the Crystal.
Thra belongs to us now.
And is nothing...nothing Gelfling can do!"
-Chamberlain
Luke Evans
WE AINT HAD NOTHING BUT MAGGOTY PODLING FOR THREE STINKING DAYS
Nathaniel Smith
How did Netflix manage to suck the soul out of The Dark Crystal? This show is a fucking joke.
Joshua Bell
Sounds good to me.
Carson Turner
Gabriel Stewart
I think I apreciate more skeksis now that I know they used to be handsome and full of life and then they just fall in to the abyss. Haha that's crazy, isn't it? Imagine someone with the same situation. Haha...
Grayson Nguyen
PODLING JUSTICIA
Brandon Clark
HUP
Colton Russell
I AM SKEKTEK THE SCIENTIST I AM A MASTER OF LIFE AND DEATH I AM A GEEEEENIUS I AM A LORD OF THE CRYSTAL
I
AM
SKEEEEKSIIIIIIIIIS
Wyatt Bailey
SHUT UP NERD
Bentley Howard
Everyone hits the wall, user. We just hit it a loooot earlier than skeks do.
Gavin Cox
GET BACK IN THE LOCKER, DORK
Ian Thompson
CHAMBERLAIN'S A SLUT
HE LIKES IT UP THE BUTT
HE'S ICKY
HE'S STICKY
I BET HE HAS A HICKY
Joshua Walker
I wasn't talking about age or getting older. It was more about the internal degradation.
John Ward
Try to be more like the podlings and live in blissful ignorance, it works for them they survive it all. You don't wanna end up like SkekSo.
Wyatt Ramirez
So is it true that after an almost complete genocide of the Gelflings, the Skesis are reunited with their other halves and live happily ever after??
Jacob Nguyen
>tfw the only creatures on Thra he cares for are ultimately the ones that kill him
James Young
The ones that survive, yeah.
Charles Cook
less than a half, but including chamberlain and chanter who fucked things up for the whole world in the first place
Nicholas Taylor
Not enough essence.
Hunter Stewart
He lost his eye
Grayson Bennett
Yep. Sadly based Scientist dies in the movie.
Lucas Phillips
Nah, he only cares about his little kiwi bird.
Owen Cook
>user, we need to re-populate the species. Will you help?
Brayden Ross
>she will never marvel at your below average sized, yet gigantic by Gelfling standards, penis
Connor Myers
The only one who did anything of worth for that pathetic lot.
Adam Brown
if I must *sigh*
Cameron Collins
First thing I thought of, also her voice actress sounds like an angel.
Nicholas Miller
>t. corrupt Skesis lover
David Fisher
Think they sell Gelfling sex dolls yet?
Austin Roberts
I want to creampie Aughra
Leo Carter
Why doesn't SkekTek just invent an AR-15 and get revenge for his eye
James Watson
Silly user, not even Aughra can creampie Aughra
Xavier Watson
Because then he'd have to kill all the other Skeks. Running an empire sucks ass and SkekTek just wants to play with his pets and torture purple rocks.
Eli Kelly
hes living in a society
Colton Martinez
Why is he treated so badly when everyone uses his technology
Jack Ortiz
To prevent him from getting uppity and taking over. That's also one of his fatal flaws is letting himself get bullied while arguably contributing the most. He takes out all his frustrations on those beneath him.
Dominic Wright
We should join forces with the Terror threads to stay alive
Joseph Bell
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