Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Ghastly

Bam Margera

scarlett johansson

how the fuck does he look so good?

>as himself

decades of concentrated propaganda telling you that he does

niggers are objectively the ugliest race and everyone knows it

Mandingo

Idris Elba

Hannah gatsby

Daniel Craig or Leslie Jones, as race or gender doesn't matter in casting decisions anymore.

white features

but he's a triple nigger

Idris Elba

Rob Schneider

Because he's 100% black unlike most African american mutts.