>WELL DONE SLYTHERIN
>WELL DONE SLYTHERIN
>HOWEVER
however what? you're letting Gryffindor win because you like Harry more? what the fuck Rowling? what kind of hack bullshit is this?
WELL DONE SLYTHERIN
Colton Nguyen
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Samuel Gomez
>however what?
Dude, it was clearly argued:
>HOWEVER, recent events must be taken into account. And I have a few last-minute points to award: To Miss Hermione Granger, for the cool use of intellect, while others were in grave peril: 50 points. Second, to Mr. Ronald Weasley, for the best-played game of chess that Hogwarts has seen these many years: 50 points. And third, to Mr. Harry Potter, for pure nerve and outstanding courage, I award Gryffindor house 60 points. And finally, it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends. I award 10 points to Neville Longbottom.
Seems legit to me bro.
Chase Campbell
With society run like this is it any wonder Slytherins turn out the way they do?
Kayden Martinez
Elijah Ward
>HOWEVEEEEEEEEERRRR
>9000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR FOR BEING EXTRA DIVERSE AND LBTQBRAAP+ INCLUSIVE
>MINUS 10000000000 POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN FOR BEING ALT-RIGHT NAZI DRRRRUUUMPFF VOTERS
Eli Morales
>well done, well done indeed white college applicants. HOWEVER, due to past events you couldn’t have participated in and do not support black SAT scores will be reviewed higher in the college application process.
Josiah Perry
>1 MILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR FOR ALL THIS SHIT I JUST PULLED OUT OF MY ASS
how did Rowling get away with this?
Kayden Cooper
>beats Voldemort
>only gets 10 more points than his retard friends
Wtf dumbledore
John Rodriguez
By writing a kids book.
Benjamin Murphy
Please posit a precise, structurally and hermeneutically and teleologically sound argument as to why
1.) The last minute points were not justified AND
2.) A combination of theretofore awarded points, adding up to a Slytherin win, was justified.
Note that I won't even START reading any reply under 500 words because a entropy analysis yields a lower bound for the length of text carrying information both necessary and sufficient to logically embed your position.
I am waiting.