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Fem Spiner edition

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This is an awful pic you chose for the Trek General.

she cute

Nobody read the OP anyway

/trek/ - communal masturbation general

I WANTED TO MAKE THE THREAD

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i do

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fpbp

just came from milking fapfic ama

Was it good?

who was in the wrong here?

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Now that the dust has settled, who was the best Captain of Star Trek?

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yeah it was spontaneous and surprisingly filthy
I loved it

Jean-coom Picard

chinagirl from new one

The first cross dressing cowboy tv robot broke new ground.

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Captain America

What would he say instead of engage?

>The first cross dressing cowboy tv robot
It's funny when it's spelled out

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Commander Niles prepare to beam down to Le Cigare Volant.

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Engagein intercourse

go

it would have been a good series

Why is Date so autistic and weird on season 7? maybe its just me, but he seems a little less friendly than previous seasons

Mommy

Tallyho!

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>Date
gg

Jesus Christ, I'm a new fag to /trek/ but you people are degenerates, is it always like this, have sex.

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Wait until you see M'Ress posting

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>new to /trek/
sure you are

>dabbing on coomers is degenerate

Dilate.

this thread doesn't get new posters. it's too

We're a sex cult; welcome to the fold.

IT'S TOO WHAT?! user, ARE YOU OKAY?! user!!! PLEASE RESPOND!! DID YOU HAVE A STROKE?!

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consisting of 15 dudes and 2 traps

>he didn't see that picture of VF's ass
I want to tongue punch her fart box

This thread is some kind of
youtube.com/watch?v=M64voQEIY9k

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please post

where's duvet-fag?

I love trek, TNG, VOY fag, its was on constant repeat when i was a teenager, desu, the expanse is the only good scifi show on at the moment, stargate SG1 was pure Kino too.

i read every single OP actually

>Captain's log. So far, I have been able to maintain my cover as a Starfleet officer. The people of this time period do not suspect that I am a traveler from a distant point in their future. Earth in the late 20th century is much different than I had expected. I have had to feign myself to be a homosexual in order to adequately blend in with my new surroundings.

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I'm not dabbing on coomers, I'm just not jacking it to some anons fanfic

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Teenagers began to scream and wail as they were dragged towards the milking machines, long legs kicking and exposed tits jiggling as they uselessly struggled and cried out. But in the end it did them no good. Their fate had already been sealed. They belonged to the Vorta now, and their bare breasts were hers to use as she wished.

I'm hoarding it for now. It was never confirmed to be VF, but image search yields nothing.

I mean at least it was just one scene. DS9 had an entire Ferengi transgender episode.

So is this how they produce the Ketracel White for the Jem'Hadar, the founders are scum.

>the founders are cum

/trek/ has still got it

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I- I'M GONNA....

Profit and Lace is one of my guilty pleasures.
>I TELL YOU, THAT, IS NOT, A FEMALE!
>Well, she's close enough for me.

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never change /trek/

Any casting wishes for a future Star Trek show that doesn't suck?

For me? It's MEW as a medical officer (preferably the chief assistant to the senior doctor).

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Idris Elba as Captain

PUTA

Sometimes I buy a box of piping hot fried chicken
Put on an episode of Trek
and just go hog wild

Same but a box of mini frosted donuts

>another human captain

Come on, be more creative.

I tend to watch Star Trek after I've eaten.

I'm going back to lurking, shine on (You)s crazy diamonds.

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Subtle.

>SAVE OUR FAILING SHOW WORF!

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>No, muh ENT is better

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/trek/ is for VOY fans

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idk why i keep seeing donald sutherland as the doctor

Post perfect Star Trek girlfriend

>Zimmermann
Dropped,

For me, it's Yeoman Janice Rand.

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>This is the closest thing I'll get to /who/ again.
How do you cope with pain?

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>who
Seriously, what's the appeal?

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bait

Whats the appeal of trek? Seriously.

What do you have against Germans?

Don't come to a /trek/ thread and mourn your dead general and not be expected to represent yourself better than this.
Dismissed

>/who/
More like /poo/ cus bad show lol

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>These are the voyages of the USS Boozeman
>Captain Picard, our scanners have picked up areas of high gravity in your cargo hold, I'm preparing to beam aboard for inspection.

How can you call yourself a Doctor Who fan if you still haven't watched Blake's 7 yet?

How can you call yourself a Blake's 7 fan if you still haven't watched Star Trek yet?

he's coming

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>It's a Deanna Troi episode

Eye candy, it's fine.

Hawt spezz gurlz

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I mean... it's a Lwaxana Troi episode!

based and mommypilled

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I'd screw Majel too so that's fine.

“Deanna Troi,” Papilia said grandly, a wicked smile on her pale unearthly face, “Rank of commander, posted aboard the USS Enterprise the pride of the Federation. Daughter of the Betazoid Ambassador, heir to the Sacred Chalice of Rixx and the Holy Rings of Betazed, officer, counselor, confidante of powerful men and one of the major diplomatic movers in Starfleet. So, how does it feel to find your true calling in life?”

“Uhhhhhoohhhh, you evil slut!” Deanna moaned. The twenty-nine year old’s gorgeous body was still strapped to her milking rig, her generous alabaster breasts cruelly pulled downwards by the see-through suckers over her nipples. Tiny squirts of milk were teased from her teats to be eagerly sucked away. Her voluptuous figure wriggled sexily in her restraints as the naked Starfleet officer suffered conflicting humiliation and pleasure at her treatment.

I still find it mind boggling how boring the cast of voyager is
like yo we have this great idea for a show that will involve pretty intimately exploring some very isolated characters, but the characters are beyond boring so it doesn't really matter

even the sci fi aspect is boring, once again we have this idea that will suit the theme of sci fi exploration perfectly, but the sci fi and exploration will be boring so fuck it

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i actually liked episodes with her mainly because you just knew autism was gonna happen

based riker poster

I don't know why they'd do an episode where she went to the Enterprise looking for someone to fuck

They tried to play it safe and follow the TNG formula too much, and it ended up ruining the whole damn thing. It's no coincidence that the best run in the whole series was through 4 and 5 where they experimented with how far they could push the characters and what perils they could put the crew through.

Reminder that Starfleet is an upper body business brother

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2 of 3

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Oh Lwaxana, you can surprise me any time.

3 of 3

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>They built my costume to, on the exterior, appear to have the perfect body, and then they would pad the inside to compensate for any lacking of flesh or too much flesh. I noticed when I was on set, if, for instance, Patrick Stewart were just casually going over his lines and waiting for the next scene, he would unzip his costume and reveal all the padding on the inside, and I'd be like, "Oh, there's just a guy in there. He doesn't work out 30 hours a day. That's really interesting." They did that for the men as well as the women to give us that Utopian physicality, which I thought was such a subliminal part of the show.

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Anomalies of brown dwarf stars?
Despite being made up of only 13%...

I want a catgirl I can post.

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Any fans of the boys in here, that's homelander.

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Amazing what a bit of padding can do.

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That Miles is so small, he's only Kilometers.

It was shit.

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What the fuck is this from?

>that ship wobble
kek

Kirk because Picards motivation for having some great career in SF and wanting to serve SF at the best of his abilities for his whole life is so gay and unrelatable, if he had more casual encounters with female characters it would just show that he is a chad who can get some trim when he wants but is happy with his structured life in SF.

That time when Paramount commissioned DC Comics to publish a TNG miniseries, written well before the series even aired, giving them only some character stills to work from, and the writers had to guess how they acted. Hence why they were a little... odd.

/trek/ OC

Why do the artists here always draw fat Riker?

he was fat user irl

Because he is fat?

>Why do the artists here always draw Riker?

If the Federation was a democracy why did none of the main characters ever talk about or vote in an election?

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Wherever does it say the Federation is a democracy?

speaking of that who was the mot based federation president?

My captain is Jesus

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Red Forman

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More of the girl in the bottom left

fuck niggers

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>KIRK: We're a democratic body.

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like the Democratic People's Republic of Korea

those eyes

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STD season 3 behind the scenes

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>Was getting caught part of your plan?

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The more amusing notion is that democracy would still be the way of the world in the 24th century. The 'starfleet is a military junta theory' is pretty strong and more realistic, the chances of democracy functioning in space are virtually non-existent.

yikes. Next you'll say the prime directive was invented to hold inferior races back.

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You could vote via subspace.
Instant democracy could easily exist, without representatives that don't represent "us".
It would be better, user.

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Why would the Bajorans continue worshiping the cringe wormhole aliens after Starfleet made contact with the Based Founders aka real gods?

It seems more like a way to explain why other species chose not to interact with pre-warp earth than anything that is sensibly justifiable. There's no real good reason you would not interact with a sentient alien species if you discovered them.
It's also infinitely more exploitable which is one of the major reaosns why it couldn't work.

>watched ds9
>confused throughout seasons 3-6 why we never see vorta use psychic powers ever again
>it isn't until the episode with weyoun 6 giving us a vorta lore dump when i realize we were supposed to forget the psychic powers were ever a thing

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The powers are slow, take concentration, and there's never really an opportunity for a Vorta to use them anyway.

You only need to look at what happens with voting machines to know that instant subspace democracy is so ridiculously exploitable to be completely unworkable. There's a reason most democracies in the world choose to use pencil and paper ballots, it's not a money saving exercise.

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Based and redpilled.

It's fixing to be 25 years since this episode premiered.

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Just think, the Defiant is almost old enough to rent a car.

Delete this

She’s not gonna make it

that’s gonna be a yikes from me dawg

And this is gonna be a 'you're a faggot' from me, dude.

>tfw no troi braphog gf to fart on my face when she senses I'm feeling sad

Mr. Ambassador, how would you like my foot in your ass?

Would you serve under Captain Halle Berry?

I would serve directly under her, with my face being her captain's chair.

Why do you always want people to sit on your face? Are you some kinda perverté?

>O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,. The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won.

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It's actually a clever and subtle reference to that episode of Star Trek where Odo shapeshifts into Kira's chair.

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A reference to a fantasy only a perverté would enjoy.
what ep

>I'd fuck me.

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Dudes without chest hair are gross

>Would you fuck me?
GOODBYE HORSES...

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Has there ever been a pair of tits who suffered more?

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>I'd fuck me.

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/trek/ is still a thing? lol you fags need to get a life

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Indeed.

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Righty isn't pulling his weight.

How come the entire internet trashed ENT when it came out, and it was approved, but criticizing STD can get you silenced or even banned on some forums?

a vulcan goddess?

Trek will be discussed by nerds decades from now on whatever they call the internet while whatever shit you like languishes in obscurity.

I havent used "other" forums in over a decade.

Only demons wear TOS uniforms in the 21st century.

youtu.be/pKFiOCKhLfg

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The producers of STD cleverly framed their show in such a way that the loudest criticisms come from blatant racists and sexists, thus making reasonable people with reasonable complaints less interested in railing against it and people who like it have an easy time disregarding complaints because who gives a shit about what the guy shrieking about SJWs think.

You can't allow discussion of "new" Trek until another Trek arrives.

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Are frogposters drawing imaginary frog gfs for themselves now?

>now

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well god bless the demons

Where's the riker9.jpg poster?

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That's not riker9.jpg

Thoughts on Scotty's S3 haircut?

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What does the Federation get when it crosses colonists with a treaty that treats them like trash?

It gets what it fucking deserves!

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a bleh
I vant to fix your varp coils

youtu.be/K-xzSokaWtg

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Eddington just wanted to be an edgy retard though. He didn't actually believe in what he fought for.

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Why do liberals always want to argue intentions instead of policy?

>Season 1 of discovery
>Look at all these cool new visuals, you will never see spock, the discovery is the best ship in the fleet
>First 5 minutes of season 2
>Wow look at them classic uniforms, wow the Enterprise's tech level is so much higher, look Spock and Pike.

Family man must have spooked them hard.

>Season 2 of STD
>"We listened to your complaints that Season 1 was too grimdark and edgy, so we added a lot of jokes, quips and memey dialogue that make a CW superhero show look like Shakespeare"

10 kellikams would have been funnier.

This is math people!
Fuck yes! Science!

DEFCON-level orgies, mmm Papi

im talking about /trek/ you butthurt autist. you faggots hardly even talk about star trek you just like being faggots together.
oh wow epic gamer moment

Attention IJ999

Your presence is requested in /hg/

Thank you for your attention

lol that guy is a faggot

Oh yeah, big time.