/gbbo/ - Great British Bake Off General

the absolute state

you'd be shocked at the supposed bellends roasties date, you don't need to be an incel to state that

Won £4.60 on the euromillions boys

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Pisshead Prue

steph still lives with her mum
>you will never bring her to a silent orgasm while her mother sleeps next door

Looks the type to cling her legs around and pull you in as she trembles

ahaha this fucking melt

So it's a lemon cheesecake in pastry then

Goth girl is best girl

State of that pastry though

bloody hell user

>I'M WELSH

>I'm Welsh
What? No way!

That got to be the worst anyone has ever done on bake off

Priya, more like Seeya

Pop quiz: is this print shop administrator Michelle Evans-Fecci or popular adult performer Veruca James? The answer may surprise you.

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well in, Steph

Alice is the top qt this season

>knowing a pornstar's name
user...

>not knowing the names of any pornstars

Maybe him being a poof puts a damper on things as well. Crazy-eyes does make my pp hard, tho.

mirin david's jaw tbqh

But if Priya goes off there won't be any People of Colour on the show

>tfw tried making some bread but ran out of flour before it became thick enough to be kneaded

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Who Team Henry?

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I am, but the technical twats always lose in the finale.

knew this guy was suspicious, fucking channel 4 sneaking white-looking poos onto the show

Calling it now; the goth bitch leaves tonight

both her and the glasses loser are going

Remember when that old bitch took the guys ice cream out the freezer a few years ago?

i miss mary berry and the lesbians

i dont like gay frankenstein and the fat guy :(

classic moment, mel and sue pleading with him to not bin it was the icing on the cake

>the custard swap
That was when GBBO peaked

Steph looks like she came out the grinch film

Well, the preppy twat's gon3

LMAOOOOOOOO THE ABSOLUTE STATE

She looks like Helena Bonham Carter in Planet Of The Apes.

steph looked exceptionally qt there

Reminder

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Welshie can get fucked

Did you know she's Welsh?

bros...

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ayyyy

Oh man, I'm still bitter about that. Probably because I'm from the same town as Iain. Peak viewing though. Yea Forums went mad

B A S E D
>not kicking 2 out
embarrassing

Wrong person went lads

Wtf he was consistently average, why is he going and not one of the shit ones

he's an old white man

Bullshit.

She’s actually quite fit

Not like he's gonna win it bro. His showstopper was shite

WAHEY

She’s a Gelfling

He's clearly a poof, come on son

i wanna bake off her cake, if you get what i mean

I'm a bit behind everyone else, but who the fuck forgets to put water in their pastry?

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New to these threads, which girls does Yea Forums like?

For me it's Alice, Michelle, and the vampire chick

>BTW I'm a feminist now. I can no longer bake, it's degrading

Officially worst ruby now

Fucking outraged

Who should have went?

She has a bonk eye and he's clearly a wooly woofter innit

same, they were great. Watched an episode or 2 with the new people and it just isn't the same.

Vamps the best lads, I'd carve her pumpkin

Weird-mouthed half Indian gay guy beginning to get on my nerves:

>"don't be nice to me yet"

I'm convinced that Paul and Prue only advise who should leave, Paul seemed a little annoyed explaining the vote.

They all have the same humour but Noel and sandi fall flat. Mel and sue were equally shit but there was just something about them that made them so likeable

Lame humor aside, they just seemed like genuinely nice people

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Well at least with the bake tasting there is a producer who also eats with Paul and Prue, and helps decide who comes first - last. It's probably the same with the final judging each week.

measure flour first, dummy. the relative amount of the other ingredients is tied to setting the weight of flour as 100%

Now that is some bullshit. The indian should have went, but I guess they weren't allowed to have their only other non-white leave the show so early. But I don't know why they didn't choose the gay guy since he was the 2nd weakest and there was still another gay left. The trucker was middle of the road in all his bakes, he wasn't the weakest this week at all.

Probably because he's never created anything impressive and the others have. The show needs spectacle.

Remember me user?

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GUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTHTRRRRRRHHJJHGGG

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I guess the 'show stopper' counts for more, the indian guy did fairly well while the trucker's was pretty bad

Well, he was the weakest in the last bake. The others each came last in a bake, then middleish in another, then near the top in the showstopper.

It could have been any of them, but you could tell Paul didn't like him. It's like that other old guy - the Scottish one a few seasons ago - Paul hated him too.

she was great in scary movie 2

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She must have been abused as a child. Those are the only people who act the way she does

Bake-fu

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Steph a cute, CUTE!

But that's the thing, Prue even mentions how the indian's final bake looked plain as well. The trucker's did look amateurish though.

I guess so, It's funny, Paul told the trucker that his first bake didn't have enough flavour, then in his last bake the flavour was too strong. Either the guy overcompensated or Paul was fucking with him.

Still can't agree with the judgement though. The other two had complete disasters while the trucker was meh.

Paul weeds out all non-gays so he can have a harem

she seemed so sweet, though. and funny.
I mean, I guess she had a reason to develop a good personality, but still

I miss stephen. he was a weird ugly-cute and I was rooting for him the whole time.

I miss Manon's ass

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good LORD

user, thats not how you make cheesecake.

dude in glasses is a secret bengali

Have some more

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who?

I can't believe I have to wait until Friday this is annoying.

What ever happened to that Muslim bitch?

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that's cool of them

litetally name one reason why Steph isn't the best girl

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thanks, squire

Sold a bunch of cookbooks, got a newspaper column and I think a tv spot as well

The "Extra Slice" show doesn't sit well with me. They can't just leave the competition with dignity, they have to sit and awkwardly laugh while a panel titters at them like a chorus of court eunuchs.

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good she was really cute and charismatic

Shame, her stuff looks good but I couldn't imagine it tasting good for a second.

She's got old woman hands

I hate this fuckng show it's all so middle-class and nice, fuck cooking shows, fuck dancing shows, fuck reality shows, shite all of it shite pure shite

Gardening shows are ok tho

Producers are always the true authority in any kind of reality tv show.

Pretty sure that's Flora, the young scottish chick from series 5.

Paul is pretty adamant that the producers have input but the ultimate decision is up to him and mary/prue. Of course that could all be bullshit but we don't have much to go on.

Her eyes are too skeleton