One ticket to Godzilla, King of the Monsters? You continue to amaze with your superb taste, user.
One ticket to Godzilla, King of the Monsters? You continue to amaze with your superb taste, user
Adam Sanders
Dylan Smith
Robert, are you blind? My gf is with me tonight so I will require two tickets, you nigger.
Angel Cruz
ROBERT THERES SOMETHING I WANTED TO SAY TO YOU ALL THOSE YEARS
*AHEM*
Josiah Wright
Oh hell yeah. Been a while since I've seen Robert smiling in the catalogue.
John Walker
>Bioacoustics man
Aaron Evans
Can somebody shop Robert's face into the neck like it's a costume?
Caleb Lee
Uh, no I said one ticket for the joker please
Xavier Powell
Thanks Robert. Tell the folks from the Joker screening next room to keep it down when the shooting starts so they don't spoil my kino.
Nathaniel Rivera
Here's your popcorn, user. Don't forget to stick around this evening! We'll be playing Gojira (1954).
Samuel Reyes
Grayson Rodriguez
Why are they running?
Anthony Kelly
you know it robert, give me the usual
Jordan Flores
haha hey Robert, my main Rasta PIIIIIIMP!
*shoots "double guns"*
*spins around*
Howzabout a little tasty treat for your boy here? About to enjoy some first class kino!
*attempts a moonwalk*
*shimmies*
heh... maybe you can help me out... give me an extra popcorn on the sly...
*winks at qt*
heh... gonna go talk to that fine lass... and maybe later fuck her up the ass!
*grabs crotch*
*walks toward girl who was clearly within earshot*
Justin Brown
There’s no crab legs
Ryder Jenkins
chinks are afraid of black people
Juan Wilson
based boomer incel
Jayden Lee
Kevin Ramirez
Sorry but Robert isn't coming to work today.
Asher White
*stops mid-step*
*exaggeratedly tiptoes over to the counter*
psst... hey, Robbie... I was just goofin' around back there
*wriggles around*
*does three jumping jacks*
Just relax, bossman! The Mikester is here to party!
*does the worm*
*starts to crab walk towards an underage girl*
Hunter Rodriguez
Asher Jones
*butt scoots back to counter*
*stands up*
Tough guy, eh? Alright, Robert (if that's even your real name). Put 'em up!
*drops into a 1920s boxing stance*
*shuffles back and forth*
I'll have to warn ya, I got the fastest right hook in the-
*accidentally knocks into kinoplex patron*
I-I'm s-sorry ma'am
*sheepishly looks at ground and slinks away*
Henry Barnes
Just leave, sir
Landon Williams
*sweeps shirt back*
*clears holster*
*produces Springfield Armory 1911*
heh... caught ya off guard, eh?
*Mozambique drills Robert*
Camden Ward
Kayden Cooper
robert? where'd you go??
Jayden Bailey
*magdumps into empty space*
*conducts tactical reload*
Robert? R-Robbie?
*looks around*
*grabs thicc bystander qt*
*points gun to her head*
You get back here, you sonuvabitch! I'll waste this bitch! I'll fucking do it Robert, you know I will!
*puts qt on her knees*
*unzips pants*
Get to suckin', bitch!
Angel Reyes
I would advise against it, Sir
Bentley Bell
Damn sounds like a kino time
Eli Harris
Why are you buying tickets at the concessions counter? Are to stupid?
Kevin Green
Kek
Jack Harris
*blows qt's brains out*
*points weapon at Robert*
YOU DID THIS, MOTHERFUCKER! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
*magdumps*
*bullets bounce harmlessly off*
Whoopsie doodles! Whelp, looks like it's time for me to skeedaddle!
*does a cartoonish run to the kinoplex doors*
Grayson Ross
10/10 thread so far boys
Joshua Mitchell
>Why are buying ticket at concession place? Am two stoopid?
You are a nigger
A bitch ass nigger
(Oh shit!)
Talk shit nigga
You think you a trick nigga?
Austin Hughes
why is he grey like an NPC
Samuel Robinson
PRÖÖÖH :D
Cameron Gutierrez
There was no Girl, user. Nor was Robert ever there.
It was all a test to see if you were worthy of true Kino, and you failed. I hope you enjoy the mines.
Anthony Phillips
Sir... please... just take the tickets....
Zachary Thomas
Whoa, easy on the peanuts, Robert
Cooper Anderson
I can't believe he failed!! This is heartbreaking!
Wyatt Allen
*shoves past kinoplex guards*
NO!!!
*gets to door*
*it's locked*
*surrounded by big, black guards*
heh... ya think I didn't plan for this? Prepare for war!
*gets grabbed, spun around, and bent over*
*gets handcuffed*
*pants slide down*
Uh... looks like it's about time I st-oof!!!
*is entered simultaneously in the mouth and ass*
*cock drips precum as I am Eiffel Towered*
*take load after load up the ass as the BBC guards take their turns, and their time*
Jonathan Bell
Based Robert
Cherished trips
Owen Martinez
I hope you all enjoyed the kinoplex's biopic of user. Learn from his mistakes, and free crab legs on the house!
Colton Reyes
I love this part!
Jace Ortiz
Include me in the screencap, boys!
*stops posting for the day, knowing he has helped create another satisfying thread*
*masturbates to Valentina Nappi's latest Naughty America video*
Michael Murphy
Thank you based Robert, I've seen it five times now!
Connor Jenkins
Well boys we did it
We completed autism
John Morgan
So Robert, what ever happened to that Jason guy? He worked here a few times but I haven’t seen him since. Also he really wanted me to get extra butter on my popcorn for some reason.
Colton Morales
That's him over there. Remember: don't cross me.