Was he incel?

Pleb filter still working after all these years

Yes he was, and he was shown up by the entire female cast by not accepting responsibility like they did. Remember when he jerked off to a comatosed Asuka? He had feelings and desires for her but was too afraid to express them.

Try Berserk, excellent stuff.

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only those 3 movies are on netflix, though. are they worth watching?

Imagine being too stupid to understand Evangelion lmao

Yeah they are. I prefer the 90s series but the movies are decent.

>dudebro

It's funny that Yea Forums used to use the equivalent of Chad as an insult back then ..

i'm 12 episodes in, what is apparantly so deep that i'm not understanding?
dumb ape nigger

The 2deep4u crowd is here i see. You're no better than the pretentious fags in modern art galleries.

>Misato is a great and capable commander
>Shinji thinks she is trash because she can't have her house in order
>Shinji refuses to have sex with Misato in that REIIII episode

yeah, textbook incel

>121141297
Not either of them but I didn't really get Evangelion and I did enjoy it. I liked the characters and their interactions the most. I understood that there's a lot of christian symbology but what anime doesn't have it. To the Japanese Christianity is aesthetically pleasing and different enough.

I feel so sorry for the poor fucking bastards that are watching this for the first time on Netflix and they have to hear that fucking needless new dub. I mean I don't actually feel sorry for them if they won't seek out the original but it still fucking sucks that this is happening.

I enjoyed the dub. What's wrong with it?

>bragging about being so dumb eva flew over his head
lmaoing at you

>says the entire show up until then is nothing but hiant robots fights
>calling anyone dumb
just stick to capeshit seems to be more suited to you

You know the show is made for teenagers and all characters state out loud what their character arcs are, right?

There's no subtext here, it's all surface.

It's fucking dogshit compared to the original. Also you have them doing a kind of retranslation that sounds really fucked up a lot of the time.

If you think nge is deep then you must be fucking retarded lmao

its worse than the original much less emotion and some lines were changed for the worse

youtube.com/watch?v=oaLOOiXbkYo

Like Shinji I identify with this song.

watching a show with subs is a dogshit experience by default, weeb

He's wanking over Asuka and Misato telling him they'll fuck when he's older

yep another pleb filtered all right

hes comparing the original english dub to the netflix one at least know what youre talking about dumb zoom zoom

>It's fucking dogshit compared to the original
The original was already dogshit in every possible way, so...

He's 14. Also, don't stick your dick on crazy

>Evangelion
Is this just another Japanese take on christianity

didnt watch the show

>have the opportunity to fuck 2 girls
>settle for the male alien instead
Now what did Shinji mean by this?

you didn't answer my question, retard
tell me what is so deep about the first 12 episodes

evangelion isn't deep and it isnt hard to understand you fucking fags, i am saying its pretentious not that i didn't understand it. Goddamn brainlets

what the fuck was the point of this character

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There are better Japanese shows on Netflix like Naked Director.

Maybe Shinji was gay

nah the thing is that youre too dumb to follow along with a cartoon so you think its pretentious

he showed shinji what genuine love is

>you just don't get it bro

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dont take the characters at face value theres a lot more nuance to them than what it appears to be at first glance.

>bragging about being an idiot
whatever helps you sleep at night man

If you can't explain something simplified then you don't understand it yourself.

>dates a literal hooker
He was a cuck thats for sure

who are you talking to

>it's too deep bro like you just don't get it
ok retard

>Only a superior intellectual like me can understand a children's cartoon

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yes

He didn't stick his dick in anything.

you are unable to understand a cartoon because you take everything they say at face value lmaoing at you kid

can you really call someone an incel if they've never tried to actually have sex?

>still bragging about heing retarded

He masturbated over an unconscious Asuka.

haha look at this it's kaji calling misato a thot and asking about his tiddy metaphors

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yes. shinji craves human interaction but he's too much of a sperg to do anything to get it

No, because he wasn't an age where he was sexually mature.
There was one instance where he jacked off and was shown he didn't understand what he'd done, he considered it "fucked up".

>you didn't like this cartoon? its because you don't understand it

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Even a 14 year old knows not to jerk off to a girl in a hospital bed...

>based Eva still BTFOing brainlets decades after released

>itt

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nice soi folder zoom zoom post more

Again, he's 14 and only surrounded by crazy. Except Hikari but she was his bro's girlfriend, that's a big no

>being this booty blasted

The first time I watched Evangelion I was 15/16 and I didn't understand what he had done in that scene. I didn't know about masturbation until I had my first girlfriend.
A lot of the anime went over my head.

waste of double dubs

double dubs confirm, evangelion is an intellectual childrens cartoon

I was 13/14.

that you cannot grasp and lash out at everyone in this thread that state how wrong you are. wasted dubs for a wsste of life.

>15/16
>not knowing about masturbation
you're one of those american puritans we hear about?

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he could be muslim too you bigot

I've noticed that there is a very real generational divide concerning opinions towards Eva. Boomers love it while zoomers rises on Neptunia and SnK claim it's cliche and boring. Also heard that the Netflix translation is pretty butchered so that might factor into the recent Eva hate. Anyone care to pitch in?

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>I didn't know about masturbation until I had my first girlfriend.

Waitaminute, what?

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>I know you've repeatedly said its not about not understanding the cartoon, but about it being pretentious, but I'll still say you didn't understand it and say you're lashing out when you call me out
>I sure to win this argument

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post more sois its literally all youve done this whole thread aside from acting the fool

zoomers are dumb look at the soispamming zoomer in this very thread

nofap works, coomer

>nofaps
>when you're 15

godly self-control

>calling a 14 years old an incel.
>pretending sex was his main issue.

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You mean your hormones aren't firing off when you're 14? Doesn't anyone remember being 14?

There wasn't any such thing as nofap when I was 15. No such concept.

cumbrain response

I didn't start masturbating until I was 18 because I thought I was going to get some much pussy in high school and masturbation was for losers. Funny how that turned out

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I was indeed talking about the dub you fucking moron.

No UK but we didn't have internet or anything and my parents were quite strict.
I'm actually glad, I turned out ok.

And you can't even understand that

>UK
i was right he is a muslim

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The movies got me in Berserk, but I suggest you read the manga afterwards.

evangelion IS deep, it IS intellectually challenging
that doesn't make it bad, it's one of its many strengths
but the zoomer netflix generation is so pepped up on ritalin they can't focus for more than 5 minutes

>comes out of left field in the third last episode
>has about 13 minutes of screentime and about 2 or 3 conversations with shinji
>shinji just falls in love with him on sight despite being cagey and reserved around any other character who was kind to him but just opens up to kaworu......because
>is a super powerful angel who could have had a kickass battle with but just decides that hes gonna an hero because spending a few days as a human makes this angel want to an hero to save humanity
>an important pary of shinjis intrumentality
if he had more time it would have been great but craming all this significance in a single episode and acting like he was this big game changer is kind of ridiculous

stay seething fool

>women are dense and stupid
whats new

>evangelion IS deep, it IS intellectually challenging
fucking kek. What is intellectually challenging about Evangelion? Shinji crying like a bitch for 25 episodes or Asuka being the most unimaginably annoying cunt in existence?

>Asuka being the most unimaginably annoying cunt in existence?
unironically a sign of good character writing
shinji has a full arc, he solves the porcupine paradox and saves humanity

imagine being this dense

>unironically a sign of good character writing
yeah, for 30 years old mentally weaboo shits that sleep on pillows with anime girls on them.
>shinji has a full arc
no, he doesn't. the series literally ends with him crying again like a bitch.

>no, he doesn't. the series literally ends with him crying again like a bitch.
yikes the ritalin dosage seems to be too low for this one

You're confusing not liking a character with a bad character

You need to understand that the whole "Brony" subculture exists solely to convince other people that MLP is deep and has meaning. Then you can understand Eva shills.

They are either oblivious to how cringy they are, or they are self aware and just don't care because they have autism for a children's show.

>comparing eva and mlp
never go full retard man

Their fans are indistinguishable and both are fanatical about the >2deep4u

It's almost a cult of weebs

Take your weebshit to

i havent watched mlp but im going to hazard a guess and say that evangelion is quite a bit more mature than a literal childrens show about magical ponies. if anything anime related can be compared to mlp are waifufags doesnt matter the show all waifufags are fucking cancerous.

Gas all weebs!