Just paint a leg in red. Here's your new walker

Yea Forums is now REEEing about Hot Wheels toys

nothing has to do with sex. it is ONLY about licensing fees.

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>>includes a FLIGHT STAND
>For when you toss it through the air and into the trash?

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They're reeeeing about how the vehicles are just lazy rehashes.

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Who buys this shit now? Kids don't care about SW, and they pissed off a big chunk of GenXers with TLJ.

I bet you're on to something.

why do they need to be new designs. you know that 8 year old kids probably didn't buy an at st walker in the 90s

Remember AT-STs? They're back, in red leg form

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>license fee
nonsense. they OWN the license. they wanted to reboot it because they wanted total creative freedom, without the baggage of the OT and PT

...

>Imagine being so fucking Jewy that rather than pay a portion of the billions of dollars you could have made off a beloved franchise you'd rather burn it to the ground and salt the ashes rather than risk paying a cent in royalties
These greedy fuckers deserve their dead franchise.

>Hot Wheels
>Doesn't have wheels
........
>Pop Tart
>Is a regular biscuit
...........
>"I'm a female"
>Is a man in a drag
..........
>Star Wars
>Is not science fiction
Ayyyyyyest of LMAOs

>third movie takes place on a forest planet

Where have I seen this before...

pay royalties to who? this is nonsense

cool it totally worked then? I bet GL had some tricky contract about the OT toys neither you nor me have any insight in. My theory makes a lot of sense. They go way too greedy and now nobody wants to buy rip off toys with red arms and totally new characters like admiral mhhh-sweetie

The echoes of star wars can only be appreciated by true intellectuals

GEORGE LUCAS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND TOY LICENSING IN HOLLYWOOD?

Lucas.

What the fuck is this horribly written third world shit? Am I supposed to believe it because it's in an image and not pasted?

I'm not defending star wars by any means, but is this how easy it is to shitpost now? Is "make bubble that look like text message and bad grammar" all it takes?

but they bought the rights already you fucking retards

>without the baggage of the OT and PT
They paid $4 billion for that "baggage" you halfwit. It was the golden goose.

I think he's talking about the rumor that Lucas still has a piece of anything that is directly related to the OT and PT.

they altered the falcon in the same way. it is always something abou the color or some major detail. mhhhhhhh

Star Wars is dying

Star Wars merchandise has always been this way. Those old Kenner figures were crap.

Thanks for convincing me never to have sex.

what about the insider I posted then? With that in mind the total disaster of soft reboot, killing off characters etc. makes sense. bb8 HAD to replace r2d2 in the fandom etc....

kys

They manage the rights. We don't know the specifics of their deal. $4 billion was a low offer all things considered, there's a high likelihood the offer includes some sort of ongoing payment to Lucas based on certain criteria.

>>echoes
>>intellectuals
You can only have one.

Just paint the bouncy castle in red.

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God, I want to punch this sack of shit square in the jaw.

Only so they can have access to the original stuff to kill it off and make their stuff canon.

>insider

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She’s really pretty.

Kenner Star Wars figures were junk. Hasbro put them to shame with G.I. Joe.

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4 billion was a steal for Star Wars in 2012. There is no way Lucas doesn't still have a piece.

Worked wonders. They slaughtered the golden goose and now no one cares about Star Wars.
Impressive feat to accomplish in less than 5 years really.

Lucas still owns star wars, retard, he simply leased the rights to yidsney.

Oh people care. Just the people joining the fandom with TFA and the blind, loyal brand fans that eat up anything with Star Wars slapped on it.

There's not nearly enough of them to offset the fans and consumers they alienated.

That’s not true. Disney wholly owns LucasFilm, LucasArts and everything else.

>Is not science fiction
Because space fantasy just isn't allowed huh?

And yet they made Lucas over 15B dollars.

Apparently it is since their movies have yet to bomb. Face it, the Star Wars we know is dead. Same with Star Trek, too. They might be making a show with Picard in it, but Kurtzman is still in charge and he, along with the rest of the staff, knows fuck all about what made Trek the franchise it was.

>oh no people aren't allowed to have a moment of joy, they must all be perpetually enraged and spewing /pol/ talking points!!

For me it is Star Wars Legions

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what the fuck is a flight stand

This literally makes zero sense.

Yeah no shit but that doesn’t mean they weren’t poor quality action figures. The vehicles and playsets were cool though.

Probably Disney has some article in their licensing fee contract with Hasbro (or whoever actually makes those toys) about some number of new designs per year, and this is the easiest way to fuck their lawyers.

The only reason it has a red leg is literally so they can sell OT merch without giving George Lucas any royalties. Red leg makes it a Disney property.

Looks completely different, no idea what you're talking about

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Isn't the main character of the Mandalorian just a repaint of Boba Fett?

Space fantasy is not science fiction.
>huh?
I am not wrong, but you seem confused.

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>bringing up /pol/ for god knows what reason
You are mentally ill

>reverse image search this image
>only get this very thread
The fact it says 'Hotwheels Starships' seems really odd to me.

you can't see the obvious AND subtle differences? *dabs*

Mahh deeeeek

That might be the case, but that toy is for the bobba fett rip off tv show.

very cool

>it's true, the memes, the paintjobs, all of it, it's all true

If the Sith Troopers are part of the fleet Sheev hid when he was in power, wouldn't they be in their sixties by now?

>since their movies have yet to bomb
Are you ignoring Solo?

>has sex
>has kid
>screeching kid wants this stupid shit
>says it's completely different
>shell over 100 nubucks to keep your sanity

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I’m a 37 year old boomer and action figure companies have been doing this kind of lazy repaint/reskin shit forever.

Of course.
Disney movies never bomb, only it’s enemies.

>going to a bouncy castle with shoes
>that cloud of dust

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We'll see in December.

3P0 with a red arm was JJ's OC. Only Bad Robot would earn the royalties from the merch related to this character.
He's pulling the same stunt with the red eyes 3P0 in Ep IX.

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I honestly thought it made enough to break even. I was incorrect. I never even went to it because I couldn't give two fucks about how Han Solo got all his stuff before ANH because it doesn't fucking matter.

have you forgotten what socks look like?

A stand to keep flimsy miniatures in place.

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This but unironically

You will never harm my friend, disney.
Even if i have to watch endgame 236 times for it to beat Avatar, i will do it!
Disney must always win!

>that deviantard AT-ST
Oh god, Sabine is going to be in The Mandalorian, isn't it?

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I couldn't even bother to go to the theater to watch it and I live mere minutes away. I heard enough rumors of all the trouble on set that I knew it was going to be a trainwreck. I have Netflix and I still haven't bothered to give it a watch. I just don't care any longer. And this is coming from someone who loved Star Wars. Also I heard that TLJ underperformed in the eyes of Disney.

Considering they were easter egged into Rogue One, it's very likely.

How did TLJ under perform if it made over a billion?

Because it didn't make over 2B.

Endgame beat Avatar months back, user.

The one underperformance they had was Solo, granted that happened due to displeasure towards TLJ, TLJ itself was successful.

THEY BROKE NEW GROUND!

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Because mentally disturbed “people” went to watch it literally over 200 times.

I don’t want a single one of those sets and i’m a lego manchild.
Yuck!

Disney is done harming me because I refuse to see their garbage. Disney isn't your friend, it is a parasite that only panders to you until you aren't a viable source of finances.

But the ATST with red leg is from the Mandalorian, and that's a Disney production

SkekDisnee

that yoda

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I don't disagree that it wasn't successful, but Disney expected more from it.

Right, much like Avatar, which had extended runs. And extended runs on the extended edition. Who cares anyway, Avatar is also owned by Disney.

I know, I was reacting to that pic of 3P0 from TFA.
The AT-ST looks like the kind of crap Filoni would do. At first I thought it was another "wolf" motif but it might be a mandalorian symbol.

Gotta try & sell the shit that hasn't been selling somehow I guess. They've fucked this franchise up so badly.

Shit up, SHIT THE FIXK UP!
DISNEY OS MY GOD AND BRINGS ME HAPPINESS I MUST GIVE MY MONEY TO IT AND BISMEARCH ANYONE HOW WOULD TRY TO HARM AND ILL DO IT FOR FREE BECAUSE I LIVE DISNEY!

If I wanted to boycott Disney and all of its daughter companies, how hard would it be?

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He looks exactly like a fucking rat.

Not hard at all.

Just stop watching any movies from Disney, Touchstone Pictures, Pixar, Marvel, Lucasfilm, 20th Century Fox, Fox Searchlight, Blue Sky Studios and Fox 2000. Stop watching any shows from Disney Channel, ABC, ESPN, Freeform, FX Networks, National Geographic, A+E Networks (e.g. A&E, Lifetime, History) and Endemol Shine Group. Also stop watching Hulu.

THAT RIGHT. WE MUST GET EXCITED FOR NEXT PRODUCTS.

( totally NOT a monopoly btw )

Based Khazar genetics

Wow it's actually easier than I thought.

I LOVE CONSUMING DISNEY ITS SO GOOD AND FUN
I HOPE MCU HAS 46 PHASES I WANT TO WATCH MCU UNTIL I DROP DEAD
FUXK YOU DC YOU FAGGOT KEKSUCKERS YOU WILL DIE BY OUR HANDS!

>That list
I've been boycotting Disney and didn't even know it.

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He probably just keeps cloning more. The clones only live to be like 20.

undergroundresist.blogspot.com/2018/09/disney-withholds-bonuses-as-union.html

palestormer.blogspot.com/2018/03/disneyland-employees-say-theyre-on.html

leftvoice.org/The-Price-of-Wonderland-Homeless-Disney-Worker-Dies-in-Car

undergroundresist.blogspot.com/2018/09/disneyland-workers-face-ruthless.html

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The only new SW products I have even considered buying.

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Zoz

Pathetic Man-Child Destroys 2,387 Vintage Star Wars Figures

youtube.com/watch?v=bf2tBFfMLMk

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Yeah and these children don't give a fuck about Star Wars. People spending the most for Star wars are millenials.

Pretend that you work for the toy company and you have to somehow find a way to talk to chinese manufacturers to make these pieces of shit as cheaply as possible. Even thinking about being that guy makes me feel anxious and panicked.

I actually would argue Star Wars is not realy science fiction. It most it is a hybrid with fatasy. While Star Trek maintains a focus on science fiction, Star Wars is fantasy set in space. The science fictuon elements are superficial window dressing. Star Wars is about knights and wizards. Not saying it is good or bad, in some ways it may be more interesting to do that, but it is not straight up sci fi.

>walker vehicle
>"includes flight stand!"

A branded stand no less.

>these children don't give a fuck about Star Wars
Which only proves how badly Disney handles the franchise. Star wars has literally everything it needs to rule the toy market but kids don't give a fuck about agenda pushing politics.

The reality is the models are really poorly made, pretty badly designed, have to stand up to Games Workshop numbers and quality (and aren't much cheaper), require additional purchases on top and have no dedicated hobbying stuff around it (when they were announced they used Citadel paints in their painting tutorial). But saying that, they're getting Clone War stuff I believe. They should have done Star Wars: Armada (ready painted, ready made) models.

I see you enjoy Star Wars Legion. I too enjoy the legion of Star Wars miniatures.

Also is anyone else hoping they make Rey the real chosen one, just so they can see the backlash get so bad Disney is forced to fire most of Lucasfilm?

From Wikipedia: In January 2016 lawsuits were filed against Disney, HCL Technologies and Cognizant alleging the companies colluded to bring in holders of H-1B visas to replace American workers thereby breaking the law. The lawsuits were filed by two former employees who filed a separate but similar complaint both seeking class-action status. This is the first lawsuit filed against both the former employer and the outsourcing companies, alleging that the companies involved collaborated intentionally to displace Americans and replace them with foreign workers. In October 2016, federal Judge Gregory A. Presnell of the United States District Court in Orlando has dismissed the lawsuits stating “none of the allegedly false statements put at issue in the complaint are adequate”.

Goo Goo Ga Ga

dada?

god damn this shit is dipping in quality. why the fuck do they keep on remaking the same 3 ships?

I dont get it. They are protesting? They should have sex instead.

You guys stupid? Its a company vehicle. Some random driver isnt going to be able to completely customize it. He's lucky he was able to paint it at all. His boss probably doesnt even know.

This is true, but the Legacy collection Star Wars figs from like 2006 is the peak of 3.75" figures

those are socks, euretard

The duck troopers look so fucking awful. Disney's art dept. sucks dick, all their new designs are terrible.

It gets even better: the A-Wing, Y-Wing, Falcon and desert skiff are from IX so expect to see even more rehashed shit in the movie.

G.I. Joes were over articulated. Once the knees had loosened a bit you were fucked for getting them to stand up.

You're a faggot for even spending time on this.

Work on your life.

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The rubber band in the waist broke on a few of mine and I had no idea how to fix it.

I'm fine with them remaking some shit that they haven't released in like 10 years but they are doing the same ones every year. it pisses me off

the mouse is afraid

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He is not wrong.

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>thinking that user wants to punch RJ because he's having fun and not because of the damage he's done to the SW franchise
>not realizing if that user was against people having fun then he'd want to punch the other people, too
>interjects /pol/ into his shitpost

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I had a couple of figures that happened to. I just pretended they'd been blown off by a landmine.

Well, it doesn't only take place in a forest.
Palpatine will send both Kylo and Rey back in time with Kylo trying to ruin things for previous Jedis and Rey making sure it happens as it did.
So the screen you posted is from Rey saving Han and Leia on Endor and making sure they can shut down the power.
You will also see her take on Darth Maul etc.

It was literally one screw, I was fixing mine by age 6.

Whoop de doo for you.

>disney mary sue literally saving the day retroactively into the whole fucking saga
They're trolling fucking hard, right?

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PUNISHED 3PO

A DROID DENIED HIS TRILOGY

Does it literally have a red leg though?

sounds like the exact plot of season 2 of star trek discovery also known as STD

>Lucas is getting paid in Disney stocks.
>Basically, the deal is that Disney pays themselves while Lucas remains an executive with a lot of shares and both sides think it's a win-win situation.
>This was literally why the deal was even signed.
>But no, Disney wants to cut Lucas, who is Disney, from his money, who is their money.
What kind of paranoid schizophrenia do you need to have to believe such retarded conspiracy theories when facts are JUST out there for everyone to see?

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> literally shaking....

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Legion is unironically very good
>Make Rey the chosen one
They will. If there will be backlash, or if the normies will eat it up, we will see.

Cara Dune is a Former Imperial Inquisitor who will team with the Mandalorian to protect a force sensitive child from the remnants of the Empire.

Cara's real name is going to be revealed to be Mara Jade.

I'll wind up buying the Y-wing because I buy every Y-wing

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That's not a new walker though. The name right there says it's just a painted AT-ST

Do you guys even like, know anything about star wars?

yawn

The whole 25% different rumor seems to be legit.

dilate
sneed

That's literally an at st though. 100 percent the same

I used to rebuild them as a kid. All you needed was a Phillips head screwdriver to take apart the whole action figure then use working arms & legs from other figures. I had a whole platoon of FrankenJoes in my collection as a kid.

It looks completely different to me.

No like, look at the packaging again. It's called an atst

I like it. The empire has fallen so the remnants don't have a military industrial complex to make new equipment for them. Imperial remnants, mercenaries or criminals painting salvaged gear fits the setting.

Besides eepainted OT designs are a damned site better than most of the boring shit designed for the Nu trilogy.

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MUSERU

But with a different paint job. 25% different I assume. Not autistic enough to check.

Mouseshill damage control

wasted trips

The point is that it's still 100 percent an ATST so if that stupid theory was real, they would have to give their profits to George for it

They payed 4 billion for that retro STAR WARS logo to slap on cinema standees, they don't give a fuck about the IP.

This sounds a lot like what happened with Dr Who and Jenna Coleman's character.

Y?

WOAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>add a few tribal paintings
Here is your jungle ATST

I wish they didn't job to the rogue one losers.

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Because Y wings are a beautiful starship design. Shame that the starship/vehicle design of nu wars is so fucking pathetic and uninspired

whats your verdict of the vehicle design of the prequels?

Why indeed

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Yeah but who's gonna buy it, kid? You?

Not the guy you were replying to, but I am the guy who said he'd buy the lego resistance y-wing: I think practically every single vehicle design from the movies, cartoons, shows, games, and so on - including the sequels - are good, with the huge exception of the color-inverted FO TIE fighter, which is gay as hell and the single most low-effort uncreative piece of shit in the entire franchise, and that's including the people who put tits on a star destroyer and said it was a completely different thing.

The Venator is my shipfu. Other than that, there were a lot of design variety, with clear distinction between military and civilian ships as well as a lot of different designs for each faction while still being distinct and easily recognisable. I also liked you could see the design evolutions from the ships used by the republic to their imperial descendands

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based
the star destroyers with tails (Executor, Venator, Acclamator) are better than the ones without tails

It's pretty neat how the markings match what the Rebels painted on their X-Wings.

Left one looks like Donald Duck.

Eh, some niggers got their hands on Empire technology after their fall on Jakku and painted it in a tribal color scheme. I don't like it, but I buy it.

Literally "Coldsteel donut steel" tier laziness

Do you really think Disney paid billions of dollars for the rights to make a couple movies and video games? They OWN Star Wars. They own every character, setting, image - EVERYTHING - that has to do with Star Wars. They don't pay fees to anyone you slobbering retard. They take fees. Because they own the fucking franchise.

I don't know who's more retarded, the guy who made up this dumbfuck image or you, the dumbfuck who posted it.

retarded

ARTOO

I'M ALREADY HUMAN-CYBORG RELATIONS

Just imagine this sperg taking pictures in the toy aisle at Walmart and skickering to himself as he waddles away

Or the guy writing the long, bitchy response could be the big retard. Mad because you haven’t been able to coom today?

>Yes you can copy my homework
>Just change it up a bit

>30+ year time jump

>RLM
>manchildren
Sounds about right

>If we insult ourselves while we do it it makes it ok

dude, i worked at a retail chain and the MAJORITY of people buying nu-wars merch were 35 and above.

What's not okay about it?

They literally did the same thing with c3p0 in The Force Awakens. A red limb for no reason other than to sell toys

The Basic Plot of The Rise of Skywalker, Updated and Expanded: Act I

reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/d5i0ye/the_basic_plot_of_the_rise_of_skywalker_updated/

Kids don't play with toys anymore. They want phones and tablets so they can play Fortnite and watch Spiderman and Frozen Elsa videos all day.

>/r/StarWarsLeaks
If you want to have an orwellian experience, I strongly advice you read a bit of this sub.

IP lawyer here, this makes 0 sense.

>red leg walker
>red splotch black tie fighter
>red stormtrooper
What's next, red Falcon?

>thinking those are shoes
what a dense fucking cunt you must be

Zle

I MUST CONSUME

>Kyle Katarn
Glad that disney decided to ignore him, instead ruining him.

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>dat ass

Checked and Katarnpilled, post more

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