One ticket? Sir, could you wait here while I check with a manager

Just buy two tickets and pretend that you're waiting for your gf.

>I’ve come here alone several times before and it’s never been a problem. Are you new here? Where’s Robert? He’s the one I usually deal with here.

Where is the roast beef on this menu?

Has Robert finally got the manager position? Good for him.

HahahahahHH

Sir! Penis inspection is this way.

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what do you look like if that happens to you, just imagine

>In the UK
>"That ill' be 25 quid plus VAT"

this thread is actually giving me a panic attack

This. I’m literally shaking right now.

How tf do cinemas here even stay open?

hordes of retards

Inspect my dick wif yo mouth cracka

CLOWN WORLD
*PULLS OUT GUN*

Millennials with disposable income. They just do it because it's a "day out".

>Unexpected single male in bagging area, please wait for assistance

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Just buy two tickets retarded.

Yo dog, if you disrespect my homie Jules again I'm afraid I will have to call security on your ass.

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anyone here work at a theater and have to deal with these Yea Forums sperges worried about going alone? do these people exist or is it just memes

memes
sci-fi movies always have singles
action movies also
romantic/woke movies always have couples

I said, I could make it two if you want to see it too! Would you care to join me?

>*starts blowing him*

Damn, Robert's really climbed the ladder.

When you wrangle auts effortlessly and achieve little to no shootings, corporate can't help but notice.

don't forget your complimentary golden shower nipponese schoolgirl pee lube included with every large popcorn on singles only day

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Thank god I have mates to go see the Joker with. Imagine being a loner and missing out on the cinematic experience of the decade. Cringe.

O-okay but no "special butter sauce" on the popcorn this time, Jason. Nothing personal.

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>black hand still visible

it's dried coom

It's scar tissue. He jacked off so much that his skin just fell off.

All that blacked porn is turning him black himself.

>He doesn't machine-gun jackhammer his dick in a deatgrip, squeezing until his fingers go numb and turn black.

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>black bro robert works as manager
>gives me tickets
thanks bro

There are many people who go alone to the cinema, literally nobody gives a shit if you buy one ticked, we are more prone to making fun of you if you get all autistic about it

>manager: "Is he white?"
>clerk: "Yes"
>manager: "Just let him in, I'll call the cops."

WHERES ROBEEEEEEEEEEEERT

forgot pic

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Why are there still people selling those tickets? This looks like a very simple job to automate.

>go watch movie alone
>there is another guy watching it alone
>feel better

why don't you go sit next to him user?

and all I had to do was speak up!

can single men just live? jesus christ

>£25
What? Literally never paid more than £14 and that was at utter peak time for a popular film. What the fuck user?

I am not a fag

Yea Forums btfo

not everyone pays with cards
plus stuff like popcorn or food in general cant be automated

Fuck knows, i saw three movies in a row for 15 quid

get a cinema membership card you morons. Im paying £17 a month for a cineworld membership and i watch almost 8 - 10 movies a month

Look at those arms. She's relatively thin but they're already turning into thick flabby pythons. That's the #1 sign that this girl is going to get big. Get her in a comfortable relationship, pump a baby in her and she'll blimp up to 300.

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>8 - 10 movies a month
There are hardly 8 - 10 movies worth watching in the cinema per year. wtf are you even watching?

C-Call Robert, he'll vouch for me, ma'am

NO! NO! WHERE'S LAIN? ROBEEEEERT WHERE'S LAIN?

Good.

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I beg your pardon, sir? Are you by any chance talking about that character from Japanese animation? I'm afraid I'm not very well versed in those topics haha.

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Don't knock it until you try it

Thank god Robert, you're here.

Robert I've seen you watch Umaru on your lunch breaks you weeb

My local is 4.99 inclusive.

A large drink is 6.50

good job piercebros
this thread was about to becoome something very bad

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Do white boys really go to the movies alone?

Bull shit

Man what a qt I wish she was my gf

We’d go to the kinoplex all the time and watch some great kino with her employee discount and then make love at the apartment when we get back after the flick. God I want a kinoplex gf so fucking bad brehs

thesun.co.uk/money/5514465/vue-is-slashing-film-scrreening-prices-to-4-99-but-only-at-these-22-cinemas/

Yes...? Oh, user, hello! I've been promoted since you where last here. I'm afraid I've been so busy I didn't get a chance to update everyone on your exception to the no singles policy. Lain, Jules, perform oral sex on my good friend user here or I'll demote you to the popcorn mines.

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I'm always here, sir. Now, please, let Jules inspect your penis or you won't be able to watch Joker today.

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I've only ever gone with my father as bonding activity or on a date with a woman. Never in my life have I gone alone.

You will never win "Architect" I will make her healthy and skelly. Don't try to fight me.

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You know too much. I'm sorry, user. *zing*

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