i wish that there was well made Warhammer 40k movie
I wish that there was well made Warhammer 40k movie
Cooper Cook
Eli Reed
Oh yeah, about what?
>m-muh grimdark
>m-muh forgotten golden age
>m-muh dying human race
*Ultra dabs*
Goooooooood morning everyone, I am your new Lord Commander (it's a new rank attributed by myself to me), the Vegeful Son, Master of Ultramar, son of the Emperor of Mankind, Roboute Guilliman and I declare on this day that I fuck aliens.
Ayden Smith
Closest you'll ever get is the fan made Helsreach cartoon.
The Eisenhorn show will very probably be mediocre or outright atrocious.
Jack Jones
No shit, it barely has any w40k elements after all.
It's just detective Holmes with the mc being a grade C- psyker
Nathaniel Ward
:(
Asher Myers
Cant wait for slaanesh to be the good guy/girl
Gavin Diaz
>posting warhammer fantasy warriors of chaos
based
Michael White
>warhammer fantasy
You mean Age of Sigmar?
Ayden Sullivan
AIDS of Sigmar never happened
Henry Long
Funny enough it sells great while Warhammer Fartnasy died because no one cared about it
Eli Hill
We all do
Oliver Carter
Imperial Guard Johnny the average green GI ending up in chaos warband camp. That would be kino
Lincoln Peterson
im still angry
Landon Jenkins
youtube.com
Closest you're gonna get
Adam Wood
Genuinely very good 'realistic' take on the setting.
I prefer it more unhinged though. Like the Dawn of War games: youtu.be
William Sanchez
bump
Elijah Hernandez
I wish there was a well made warhammer 40k universe.
Benjamin Gonzalez
the "best" thing 40k has going for it is some of the lore. aesthetically it's beyond unpleasing, it'll always be better as a written work
Dominic Taylor
The best thing are unironically the memes. And Orkz.
Eli Thompson
>Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
Brayden Thompson
You's a Boi o' Kultur too.
Joshua Sullivan
You kinda got a prequel in Event Horizon.
Ian Jackson
Weigh production cost requirements vs audience autism requirements and realize this will never be
Ian Lopez
This is why Eisenhorn is the best gateway drug into WH40K. Showing the civilian life of the Imperium with Inquisition watching in the shadows keeps the costs in a realistic area.
Chase Anderson
Eldar are great aesthetically though
Ryan Nguyen
compared to everything else? sure. it's just an ugly looking tabletop game, the best parts of fan-made stuff is the action that takes place, the actual look of everything is so bad
Luke Williams
Ciaphas Cain is way better. Caves of Ice is great if they don't have the budget even for genetealers.
Nathan Butler
Producer here with minimal to no-knowledge of the source material, aka the best person for the job.
Alright, here's what we do:
Imperial Guard, they're more approachable and human, right? Can be played by pretty actors and women? They're pretty much the colonial marines from Aliens?
We set it up as a team of soldiers from the Imperial Guard being sent to some whatever base in a far off planet to investigate a distress call. Maybe the planet was researching something to help them in the war.
The team is pretty casual, there's some banter and quips to make them likeable. Maybe 3 guys, divided in the usual leader/sarcastic guy/meathead and 2 women, one is the no-nonsense nanny and the other is the quriky nerdy one.
They meet some scientists, fight some Tyranids first because they're easy mooks that can lead to a quick and good action scene.
Next, an ork spaceship crashlands on the planet, they're looking for whatever MacGuffin is held in the planet. Why orks? Simple, they're green, silly, have accents, audiences will eat them up, we could sell a lot of merch with them.
Then we get a Space Marine, he's sent after the team requests help. He's stoic and noble, like a warrior monk, he's gonna be our serious side for the film.
So now we can start act 3. Meathead dies while a bunch of shit is happening.
Scientist has been taking them to the center of the base, and it's then revealed he was actually evil the whole time and we get Chaos in, because space-slugs and dumb green guys don't make serious stakes, demons do.
Then it's a run for the macguffin, Space Marine destroys it and has a final fight with a demon-scientist or whatever.
Everyone dies.
Leader guy sacrifices himself to save quirky girl, saying he always loved her.
Movie ends with Space Marine and girl survivor on a ship back, she's all sad and shit, the Space Marine vouches to help her further investigate the mystery macguffin and we set up the sequel.
With a good marketing campaign we can get at least 600M.
Cameron Campbell
>Producer here
stopped right there
Dylan Thompson
Nice.
Dylan Stewart
Cain is a joke character though, and so much of it relies on his self-deprecating narration. Unless you had something to come before it, then the jokes wouldn't make much sense. Also hollywood will never do Cain because it may remind people of who the real Caiaphas was, and they don't like to draw attention to themselves. biblehub.com
Isaiah Hernandez
>Small men in stupid gigantic cringe worthy armor
Yeah I'll pass...
Ian Long
trust me they will get around to it
Sebastian Flores
Why?
Michael Fisher
The real story is in the guard user. Men armed with a flashlight and some cardboard against literal cosmic horrors make for far better movies than a bunch of manchildren in comically oversized armor
Jackson Williams
Would the Coomer's lust be enough to summon Slaaneesh?
Brayden Davis
No because they're blanks.
Dylan Hughes
There is, it is called Starship Troopers.
Brody Thomas
This is why I hate people. I don't understand how anyone can look at the bottom half of that pic and not see it for the garbage it is.
It's just very depressing to know that even most other wargamers have the absolutely no taste, let alone the normies. I'm going to spend the rest of my life watching shitty films, shitty TV, and playing shitty video games and shitty tabletop games. Just lazy writing and infantile art styles all the way to the grave, because even if I made a million dollars a year I still wouldn't be able to outspend all the gormless retards out there.
Wyatt Lee
I really hope Eisenhorn gets cancelled. You just know it's going to lure even more "40K is fascist propaganda" trannies than there already are
Adam Richardson
Jesus bottom is offical art? What a fucking garbage...
Gavin Garcia
> saves your Imperium
Joseph Thomas
>we will never get an extremely stylistic and detailed, blanche inspired, hand drawn 40k/30k tv-series
Andrew Sanders
Landon Jenkins
It gets worse.
Dylan Price
Death Guard are kino
Nathaniel Wilson
They were, before.
Luke White
>Space Marine vouches to help her further investigate the mystery macguffin and we set up the sequel.
He wouldn't care. 99% are turbo autists that can't understand human emotions anymore. He would need to be a Space Wolf or, more likely, a Salamander (Idris Elba)
Jacob Perez
>ignores you and actually goes around getting shit done
Thomas Wilson
Fortunately there's still Igor Sid's art.
Sebastian Miller
thats from warhammer fantasy tho
Andrew Hill
>how can we improve Warhammer Fantasy?
>spess muhreens!
Andrew Sullivan
>You'll never see a good movie that has 7 feet tall space marines in full master-crafted armor.
Aiden Morgan
not all nu-art is bad
Blake Moore
>pre-heresy dark angels
kino
Liam Cox
What chapter is that?
Carter Hill
Jacob Rodriguez
Red wings and a red sword on black fit the Grail Knights, Dark Angels successor chapter.
Jace Butler
Thanks.
Hudson Barnes
Just keep the Americans away from it.
Aaron Ross
Just checked the Black Library, they STILL haven't started the Siege of Terra yet. Last time I check it was like a year ago. There are gonna bring back Dan Abnett for one of those novels right?
Benjamin Morris
>wanting the incompetent fucks at Pedowood to make a 40k movie
>wanting more normalfags and newfags flooding the franchise
You newfags and attention whores make me sick. You're turning 40k posting into JoJoposting.
Luis Adams
Christian Hall
>muh space marines on chickens
Fuck off with that shit. Fantasy was better off before they tried to turning it into a 40k clone.
Henry Anderson
Why? Are the sales of their overpriced little kiddie toys dropping and need a boost?
Kayden James
>tfw no 3rd Caiphas Cain omnibus collecting the remaining stories.
I know they're not great, but I just find them a lot of fun.
William Morris
>implying Hollywood will give a shit about some damn books and won't just buy one manual and skim through it while they make a movie about how oppressed Slaneesh worshipers, Dark Eldar and Orks are at the hands of humans
Also all of you are idiots. Stop advertising WH everywhere and attracting aids to our fandom.
Gabriel King
>reading trash
These people...
Grayson Ramirez
what's your personal favourite and where's the best place to start as a young man paints the cool looking figures and knows 0th about lore
Thomas Bailey
I'm magnetizing my marines now, and I put in the backpack magnet into the back of the torso in such a way that it's pushing away the unglued torso(which has 2 magnets in the shoulder area), fuck.
Not a big deal when glued, but if I take it out and reverse, it would hold the chest together without glue probably.
imma try it bros
Jonathan Hall
There's already a ton of faggots trying to push "muh female space muhreens", I dread how much more of those mouthbreathers a movie will attract
Jack Richardson
Oh I have them, but the books in that pic are only the ones in my living room. I got piles of them in three room now. Cain books do tend to get repetetive, so never read them back to back.
Eli Cooper
Already brainw- ahem, introduced an old friend into Warhammer with Horus Heresy opening trilogy. He is not a reader, but said the books are great. Now I borrow him the next novel anytime he finishes the last one.
Aaron Roberts
Is this the "franchises women will never understand" thread
If so i've come to the right place
Dominic Harris
Funny enough, those books are way more brutal and Imperiumpilled than most of the BL trash
Grayson Roberts
>He wouldn't care. 99% are turbo autists that can't understand human emotions anymore. He would need to be a Space Wolf or, more likely, a Salamander (Idris Elba)
We don't care about the source material!
We just need it to be cash grabber and to have something real fans can aknowledge!
We will make Hybrid Human Eldars canon and The Emperor will ressurect in the middle of the movie!
Jaxson Reyes
Well, you're wrong, most of the W40k writers are arrogant, radical liberals, you know those that set black people on a high pedestal and then except a black woman in heaven.
Caleb Phillips
Not all marines are the same, Ultramarines can visit their families normally, only DA are autistic, since they are faggot renegades
Lucas Wright
Warhammer adventures review
Gavin Ramirez
>giant print
confirmed to be books for children.
Connor Hill
>more in depth lore than fucking Mechanicus books
Justin Sanchez
yeah GW has basically already killed 40k 2bh
Chase Perez
BL books are the same?
Well W40k is for children anyway, it's lore exists solely to sell toys
Hunter Evans
How so?
Grimdark had it's time, now it's nobledark
Aaron Gutierrez
>nobledark
faggot.
Lincoln Ramirez
I'll post more ABD cringe
Hunter Cooper
Peak 40k was 4th edition, everything since has been a waste, now 40k is for children and weebs, it sucks
Tyler Sanchez
That person clearly doesnt get warhammer and the imperium
Zachary Collins
Nigger
Luis Cox
You never played the game
Wyatt Baker
Brayden Phillips
that's where you are very, very wrong, "friend".
did I ever win a battle? well no.
Jacob Barnes
Leo Cooper
Honestly I can't understand why anyone who likes something would want it to get a mainstream/Hollywood adaptation
Lincoln Sanchez
Oh.. I'm sorry I didn't knew...
Pic related?
Adam Harris
>AHEAM
>*tingtingting*
>cawls a tek
William Cook
Thats why you only buy models you like first. waacfags can get fucked. Also most warhammer armies tend to hold some value unless you are absolute shit at building and painting them
Joshua Sullivan
ORK LIVES MATTER!
Daniel Hall
That's from WHFB, though.
Eli Torres
>turns your chapter into second rate ultra marines
Yeah, no. no, fuck that.
William Collins
Talon of Horus and Black Legion were great books. You sound like a loyalist getting jealous over popular Chaos characters.
Samuel Brooks
They accepted their primaris all the same, like the good cuck boys they are. Dorn would be ashamed.
William Mitchell
Old DG yes.
Lucas Murphy
>I really hoped this book would be about getting along with those different from you
what
that cover art must be to blame for this?
Isaiah Flores
FUCK TRAITORS, TRANNIES, AND JANNIES.
Easton Martinez
who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Oliver Sanchez
No mate that's no chapter, that's the Dark Angels legion from the Horus Heresy days.
Isaiah Morales
based
Elijah Anderson
I really hate these people.
Luke Roberts
>Maybe the planet was researching something
Hudson Russell
Still waiting for the Lion to wake up, throw an austismo fueled bitch fit, officialy reform the legion and go fuck shit up. HH Dark Angels are aesthetic as fuck
Easton Perez
OH NO NO NO
Jackson Russell
LOOK AT HIS HEAD
Jayden Morales
>Those digits
This smells like warp fuckery.
Luis Rodriguez
>We will make Hybrid Human Eldars canon
Only if we also have Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau!
Jace Walker
Read everything up until Crimson King, did it really get worse? It wasn't the best but most of it was decent enough pulp
Nicholas Thompson
Yeah, I'm hoping FW will do a Lion primarch model and rules soon, but it could be years away.
Ayden Richardson
Tau was a mistake.
Nathaniel Morris
And this is exactly why it would be shit.
People like you dont seem to understand the word "soul" right?
You understand "audience" (an euphemism for "profits")
Fuck you
Caleb Green
>Death corps of Reddit
>Wee wuz defenders of humanity and shieet.
Guardfags are the worst
Kayden Adams
Anytime I read Crimson King I'm always picturing this guy in my head.
Jack Gonzalez
>*ahem*
>FUCK LOYALISTS
>FUCK XENOS
>FUCK THE FALSE EMPEROR
and most of all
>FUCK ROGAY
Lucas Carter
He writes good books tho
Helsreach, Betrayer, First Heretic, Emperors Gift, and Spears of the Emperor are all kino
Jordan Lee
thats fantasy
Charles Turner
I really liked Master of Mankind, but the daemon sword part felt a bit forced.
Christopher Robinson
Joshua Jackson
Well if, and thats a big if, Eisenhorn gets really sucessful/popular we can maybe expect someone to look a bit deeper into 40k
Jacob Hughes
ultra-rapid deployment
Camden Evans
But that's Warhammer Fantasy art.
Jaxon Taylor
is that official art at the bottom, jesus christ why
Luis Ortiz
>fight some Tyranids first because they're easy mooks that can lead to a quick and good action scene.
No. That's not correct. There are never "some tyranids", and they're never easy mooks.
Jose Bennett
>They meet some scientists, fight some Tyranids first because they're easy mooks that can lead to a quick and good action scene.
Jaxon Moore
am I dreaming or this fucking text is not justified?
Julian Young
>They accepted their primaris all the same
Gotta keep crusading. Now the can add a couple thousand Primaris marines and crusade even more, while pissing of Girly Man.
Perfect.
Joseph Brooks
......I hate you for telling the truth.
Hunter Ross
Yes. They were specifically written for 10 year olds. No conformation needed on your part here.
Lucas Walker
Did it get tackled by a jokaero
Mason Allen
Why would it piss of girlyman, when they comply with his every rule? even having more marines than normal is compliant with space book.
The black templars are such docile, manageable faggots they might as well wear blue and use a toilet seat as their symbol.
Joshua Campbell
No.
Justin Campbell
PUT THAT MONKEY PAW DOWN RIGHT NOW OR I WILL SHOOT!
Joshua Parker
What the fuck are you blabbering about, tardlard?
Lincoln Garcia
>Why would it piss of girlyman, when they comply with his every rule?
lol no
Jack Ramirez
What happened to these artists? Did they all die off? Retire? Charge too much for their hand drawn nightmare sketches and got underbid by generic digital artists?
Ryan Cook
The best thing about Khorne is that both the 40k version and FB version both look like they're interchangeable
Ian Jones
Fantastic argument, fagmo. You really changed my mind about the blacked templars.
Michael Wilson
Cute birds
Bentley Myers
>The Chad Servo Skull.
Levi Barnes
notice a difference, fagface?
Samuel Bell
>Always tries to better himself and his legion
>Isn't a fucking psycho
>Tries to be more diplomatic and lead a strikeforce of different Legions
>Quickly realizes he's not suited for it and gracefully gives command to his brother
>Creates the best weapons and armor
>Even in death his duty doesn't end
>Both Horus and Guilliman know he's a better general than either of them and say so
>His legion still manages to do 10x more than the Ultramarines and Dark Angels during the Heresy despite losing their primarch and having less than 50% of their numbers
>Even his fucking clones cannot be turned against the light of the Emperor
His only fault was that he hated traitors too much. Truly, the perfect Primarch.
Jose Diaz
>BFF was literally a lipstick wearing faggot who cuts his head off
Cooper Russell
Because they're not a Codex compliant chapter.
Ethan Mitchell
You need something else in the room to counteract that much manliness.
James Miller
Crusading chapters are not required to comply with the 1000 marine limit per chapter, as per the codex astartes. Their only deviation is their lack of librarians.
Lucas Jackson
On a semi-related note, I always assumed that the 1000 marine rule was just for active combat marines, doesn't make sense to count dreads, techmarines, apothecaries, librarians, scouts that are in training and not in the 10th company, etc
Adam Edwards
That's not a thing mate. Girlymans Codex states 10 companies of 100 marines. It has no extra stipulation of "Crusading" chapters.
Gabriel Young
Yeah, Alpharius Omegon is pretty fucking based.
Jordan Russell
We can all agree that the Dark Angels and their successor chapters are the worst, right?
Anthony Phillips
>tfw no scene where the main characters barely fight back a horde of Necron Warriors/immortals before the Overlord dabs and resurrects them all again.
David Johnson
I thought servo skulls had a little bit of brain left over to use as a processor
Kevin Hughes
Reminder the Necron book had a kid vaporized by gauss.
Kevin Johnson
1. Grimdark 40k should definitely prioritize male soldiers due to females having baby making capacity, something that every society the Imperium is based on recognized in one form or another
2. The current demographics of the world don't necessarily have to be the current demographics of any given planet in 40k, or the demographics of the universe. Maybe the Emperor united the earth under the Nepalese, and now 90% of the galaxy is Nepalese? Maybe white people got bred out of existence. It could be literally anything that far into the future
Gabriel Watson
>in the middle of defending a planet vital to the security of the sector
>this one guy hears from a dude who's sister boned another guy that thinks this really tall man might be a forsaken
>oh better abandon everything to go hunt down a traitor
>and crash the armada into the local star just in case any communications were overheard
yeah, DA are faggots.
Juan Brooks
I love 30K Dark Angels, but 40K DA are fucking terrible.
Chase Sullivan
>Grimdark 40k should definitely prioritize male soldiers due to females having baby making capacity
The fuck are you on about? Human lives are the Imperium's most expendable resource. It's unsustainably overpopulated but undermanned. Keep your fetish shit out of the setting.
Ryder Richardson
Gavin Moore
I had no idea what the authors retarded political opinions were but in this book wh40k.lexicanum.com
David Hernandez
Warhammer is a cringefest since it started taking itself seriously
I mainly blame culturet Americans for this
Oliver Rivera
>I was too shocked and intimidated
That absolute state of current year
Levi Cooper
Don't forget vat grown genetic recombination clones can breed a sustainable human race
Nicholas Green
>Warhammer is a cringefest since it started taking itself seriously
lol when did that happen?
Blake Cooper
Why does Guilliman breed the xeno? I mean I understand Angron betraying the Empy because he's angry all the time and I understand why Batman tortured Vulkan but I can't understand why Guilliman fucks aliens. Is he board of human women? Is it a fetish thing? Does Empy know about? Would Emp even care about Guilliman's exotic behaviour? Does the Emperor like a bit a Xenos ass as well? So many quests.
Sebastian Lee
Horus Heresy for sure, it's even earlier but i can't pinpoint it exactly
Noah Brown
>bawwwww why doesn't it make bad thinly veiled jokes anymore and have art drawn by people who have no clue what perspective is??
John Thomas
Alright name the last edition you thought it was good.
Eli Allen
Storywise 3rd edition for sure
But things got actually cringy around 2006
Brayden Diaz
anything He tells other people not to do is something He's done or is doing Himself
Sebastian Roberts
>defending Age of Sigmar
Jackson Sanchez
I don't know shit about Age of Sigmar but that mini looks awesome.
Henry Lopez
What is Astartes?
Nicholas Lee
If you really are a good person then why would you expect god to reward your actions with a fetishized sex slave?
William Campbell
because its not a competition? you can enjoy (or hate) both pictures.
Connor Thomas
>refusing several extra crusades worth of men
thats not how we roll son
Asher Morgan
t. justin hill
Eli King
bet you're the kind of low-iq tool who'll unironically defend modern art as subjectively good, failing to realize that the art is being made deliberately shit as a statement in itself
Christian Garcia
no? its art I don't have to defend anything. I think modern art sucks and van gogh is an over rated hack, rennaissance art is the epitome of talent.
Connor Ward
heh, yeah, okay. I believe you *VERY CONSPICUOUS REPEATED BLINKING OF ONE EYE* ;)
Cooper Parker
I would happy with a DEFF SKWADRON show.
Jeremiah Smith
No, bottom is objectively garbage.
Asher Cruz
I expect God to make me a fetishized sex slave to muh waifu desu
Jordan Gutierrez
you can appreciate things and dislike things without being a pretentious fuck nut user
Parker Walker
I would accept a good over the top Ork animation.
Brandon Green
Said it time and time again. 40k is impossible to film, especially well
>effects budget would be higher then the us gdp per episode
>black stonk primarch woman bonquina, leading the kings legion, who are more powerful then the others, chaos makes you turn orange
>GW are retards and have no idea what to do with the 40k license
>40k also has the star wars EU problem, half of it is 0/10 shit and the other half is 10/10 kino with no inbetween
Carson Cruz
Why wouldn't he? He made me want one and I've been good.
Caleb Wilson
This is so bad.
Isaiah Lee
Once technology is good enough for hobbyists to make good quality cgi it’ll happen
David Rivera
I remember reading in a Tau codex that their drones had the mental maturity of a three year old (which is a weird fucking thing to include in a codex).
Parker White
That's about like a dog's intelligence. Not to bad for a drone.
Gabriel Anderson
Its too big and unfit for movie format
It would need to be a tv series, and it would need a shitload of world building
Colton Johnson
i would ONLY accept over the top ORK animation.
Gabriel Edwards
Yeah. It said they were even capable of basic emotional responses, making some fire warriors grow really attached to them. That was back when they wanted to make the Tau the goodie two shoes of the galaxy (around 3rd edition, I think).
Angel Anderson
Well if it's for kids the lad/lass has a point
Matthew Lewis
3rd edition Tau=Best Tau
Asher Taylor
Helsreach was ghost written by somebody else. After the other shit he wrote, theres no way he pulled that kino out of his ass. The nightlords book is deviant art tier fan fiction
>chatacters voice is described as booming
>the character next to him suddenly gets nostalgic for thunderstorms
>around the fucking night lords
Josiah Edwards
*takes credit for your siege*
Carter Moore
>inquisitor doesn't execute the medic
I guess this really is a childrens book
Leo Ross
and nuking an order of sisters from orbit, but you can't really call yourself a pious chapter until you've done that.
Carson Hall
Did I just hear someone talking shit about imperial fists?
Benjamin Torres
Warhammer must remain a niche forever, the bazinga crowd must find another venue to suck once the hero fad is over
Liam Gutierrez
HH is great. The new stuff I haven't been keeping up with really. The fall of Cadia etc
Charles Ramirez
Is there a bigger chapter of jobbers than the Fists? I don't think so.
Alexander Richardson
Why not just make eisenhorn into a mass effect type game?
Between books 1 and 2, he becomes the 40k equivalent of commander shepard anyways.
Adam Richardson
White scars
Caleb Bailey
Space Wolves job like no other
To job you have to actually be relevant
Imperial Fists aren't relevant ever since the siege of terra
The only thing they did was sire Black Crusaders
Mason Brooks
WS basically didn't exist before the big push GW made in the last two years.
Luke Gonzalez
>half of your crew are either Eldar, Tau or Kroot
>hardest choice is deciding who you're going to bang
I can get behind that.
Oliver Baker
But BC's job to everyone their biggest claim to fame is "saving" a city.
Ryan Miller
HH is 90% filler. You can cut the series down to 10 or less books and get the same effect
>books 1-3
>einstein
>fulgrim, rewritten so fulgrim is the B plot and istvann is the A plot
>thousand sons
>wolfsbane
>titandeath, or a new book about the last years of the war
>solar war part 1
>solar war part 2
Logan Baker
>no unremebered empire
what a shit list
Samuel Hill
Be careful. Remember that Game of Thrones was supposed to be a niche grim fantasy book series among other fantasy books.
William Parker
The last original Imperial Fists died at the start of the War of the Beast after Horus Heresy.
Christopher Martinez
>HH is 90% filler.
Well duh you're supossed to follow your fav chapter not the big main plot
Jacob Ross
no because in order to job you have to actually be mentioned fairly often. Ravengaurd, Iron Hands, and White Scars practically never got mentioned until recently. One could make the assertion that Crimson Fists are jobbers but part of their allure is the autistic last stands they get into all the time. Sisters of Battle are the only true imperial jobbers, they exist solely so chaos fags can larp about killing women.
Asher Watson
Making space marines super intelligent was a grim mistake cause you need to have over the top writters to keep up and lets face it, none of them is
Making them able to beat 100 men easily and 3 meters tall and shit was also retarded
Now warhammer is a game played 90% by Americans that used to read Tom Clancy and wetthemselves thinking of supersoldiers and shit
IT'S CRINGY, FACE IT
Jose Hall
Templars are pure blooded imperial fists user, they existed back in the age of heresy and fought under dorns banner, they have the exact same geneseed.
Adrian Morris
More like Rogal Dork lmao
Aiden Russell
Why did girlyman make super ultrasmurfs instead of just expanding the grey knights?
Christian Campbell
Quick name you fav chapter and why you love it.
Dank Angels for me, nothing makes me harder then robed space knights with secrets.
Grayson Cox
He didn't know about the Grey knights.
Yes, Malcador was that good at keeping the project a secret.
Gavin Ortiz
Based manchild.
Oliver Sullivan
It makes sense for SMs to be intelligent because soldiers have to be. Doesn't make much sense to make them geniuses though, they just need to understand the unit's overall objective and be able to interpret orders in alignment with it.
And never understood this whine you're making that occasionally pops up about SMs being too strong. If anything, they're absurdly weak and only get stuff done because of plot armor. I guess maybe if you're talking about gay knights...
Owen Bailey
You can't just expand the GK as the stuff they are made off is super limited and basically you can only replace a existing GK's not produce them in higher numbers.
Nathaniel Russell
The ever loyal Alpha Legion, doing the Emperor's will in destroying Chaos and making the Imperium stronger with each struggle.
Colton Jenkins
for me, its karl kopinski
Dylan Thomas
Pertarabo is retarded
>cant into millitary strategy
>wins by drowining the enemy in blood
>gets mopey because of how much death and misery the iron warriors deal with
>"this is the emperors fault"
>joins horus
>drowns the enemy in blood still
>"reeee the iron warriors are just blunt tools that are used and thrown away"
Gavin Brooks
Does AL even have a coherent goal or are all their bands doing whatever the other groups aren't
Ayden Jenkins
Perturab is the opposite of the Lion both were sent to literal meatgrinders but unlike Pert, Lion always thought it's natural to do the shit you're tasked with.
Eli Peterson
I think Marines need bigger guns, the little baby sized bolters look fucking stupid
Aiden Sullivan
...maybe.
John Richardson
>can't into military strategy
>literally the greatest master of stagecraft in the galaxy
Hmmm ok
Nathaniel Scott
they just need smaller bullets. like im supposed to believe a fucking howitzer shell is fitting into that magazine
James Nelson
>his chapter uses bolters
lrn2archotech bro
Tyler Lopez
>got outskilled by a mustached banana
lmao
Wyatt Martinez
agree!
my idea for a Warhammer 40,000 would be something similar to the pen&paper scenario Dark Heresy where a group of people working for the Inquisition has to unravel a mystery (chaos cult, Xeno technology)
Leo Hill
the art looks fine it's just the setting that is confusing (especially with the name changes) and stupid
Colton Butler
I just wanna be tortured to the brink of orgasm before exsanguinated from penis-cuts and ripping off my nervous system while alive, brothers.
Xavier James
Fuck dark heresy, a deathwatch series is perfect way to introduce viewers to the different chapter and their quirks i.e the big boys of wh40k. No one wants a shitty humancentric series.
Luke Campbell
sure I would love to have a Deathwatch / Space Marine focused movie trilogy (maybe something similar to a movie version of Dawn of War basically)
Parker Reed
>No one wants a shitty humancentric series.
Everyone does except for Space Marine autists
Juan Diaz
>Space Marine autists
So 80% of the fanbase?
Charles Russell
then why did you post warhammer fantasy you mouthbreathing incel
Parker Roberts
>reddit: the WH40k writer
Logan Campbell
There's a reason 40k is still niche.
Angel Bailey
>I declare on this day that I fuck aliens.
wait wat, i've been outta the 40k loop can someone give me the TLDR
Anthony Perez
>fight some Tyranids first because they're easy mooks
you are clearly no idea about the lore (or you are a bad troll)
this
Bentley Nguyen
same
Bentley Sullivan
if they do it right they can pull new people in
Alexander Hernandez
not bad. who should direct it?
Xavier White
Tyranids ARE literal punching bags of 40k especialy to the Ultrasmurfs. They job so hard that if not the looming threat of thier entire fleet being mentioned every time they job you would rank them as a non-threath.
Jack Rivera
who knows!
John Martinez
Leo jobbing to Bana would never fly my dude.
Jayden Miller
they are one of the biggest threat to all life. They don't retreat, they don't negotiate
Austin Thompson
do you think Nolan could make a decent Warhammer 40k movie?
Jeremiah Moore
Yeah in their own codex fluff but they always job in everything else they are in.
David Evans
He could just do dunkirk, but replace Brits with IG and replace germans with orks
Nolan Bailey
>germans with tau
ftfy
Parker Lopez
he can write decend characters and dialogues (something that Jar Jar Abrams for example cant even if his life depends on it)
Kevin Morgan
WHAT IF WE HAD SPACE MARINE SPACE MARINES
Adrian Hall
i would love to see Mark Hamil playing a villain in a Dark Heresy movie/series (maybe a follower of Tzeentch)
Nathan Collins
Still one of the top 3 series of the setting
Jeremiah Morgan
Reminder that orks will win in the end
Juan Baker
Is there anything more cringe than liking 40k for the xenos i.e being a tau/eldarfag
Caleb Morales
Orks were so spooked by DAOT humans they became pacifists for a time.
Bentley Nelson
Ian Young
Justin Bell
And that's a good thing.
Jack Collins
His brother is a much better writer, and often works with gay jay
Isaiah Morales
he doesn't actually fuck aliens he just has a good relationship with an eldar ally
Samuel Gray
would not mind if both would work together
Tyler Campbell
Adrian Collins
read more lore m8
Jeremiah Torres
Most moved onto other projects. Adrian smith still does his beautiful art for other tabletop games
David Miller
Dark Angels literally are faggots because they're whole situation with The Fallen is an allegory for closeted homosexuality.
Juan Lopez
tldr of current 40k
>chaos ripped the galaxy in half and opened portals to hell everywhere
>the imperium was split in two when this occured, one side cut off from the other
>butt hurt fantasy fags think this means that age of sigmar is happening for 40k
>chaos fags think they've won
>heres what is actually going to happen
>the eldar made an alliance with the imperium
>gulliman was resurrected by the eldar
>the new leader of the eldar is some chick named yvvrain
>well she isn't technically the "leader"
>shes the head of a new eldar cult who are united in their efforts to create a new god of death so that they're species can start thriving again
>waifu fags think this means that gulliman and yvvrain are a couple
>but whats really happening is simply that humans and eldar have teamed up and are going to tear chaos a new asshole
>sending them screaming back into their cucksheds for the next 10,000 years
>which is effectively the complete opposite of age of sigmar
I also personally believe that gulliman will take the emperors place on the golden throne eventually, and the emps will fully ascend to godhood.
Luke Hill
alpha legion best boys
Luis Myers
Worked on a Warhammer 40k game know some of the major dudes at games workshop. Actually pretty cool guys, fun to drink with. You basically can't make anything 40k without having at least half the fan lose thier minds and flood your shit with hate mail.
We got fucking death threats for making a video game
Andrew Barnes
warhammer has the absolute worst man baby fans of all time.
Robert Butler
are all of you bad trolls or are you legitimately too new to have never seen this eons-old copypasta
Daniel Diaz
The responses to your pitch prove why no studio will touch this property. The fan base is notoriously awful. Not worth it and nobody outside of them has heard about it or gives a fuck.
Joseph Young
This
Ryder Russell
Where duz da Orks fit 'in all dis?
>Orks fuse with Tyranids
>20ft tall Orks riding Tyranid Dragon things screaming WAAAAAGH!!
Aiden Cook
Do you guys have any cool ideas that you're afraid to implement?
Personally, da Orks reviving the Emporer, who unknowingly divides the Imperium (Space Marines vs Imperium) would be pretty cool.
Parker Watson
the entire galaxy is consumed in war, every faction is doing something/going to be involved with something (as was announced by GW)
there is going to be about 6 major conflicts taking place at the same time, the first one is a civil war between the eldar and the dark eldar, while the ynnari and the harlequins are out questing trying to make a new god
then the orkz and nids are both attacking major planets, I think orkz are going for armageddon again and nids are targeting baal
dunno what necrons are doing because they haven't played their hand yet, but one of them helped the imperials defend cadia (cadia is kaput FYI, chaos rekt it finally)
sisters of battle are getting a new plastic army so that means there will be a conflict directly involving them, probably against chaos but who knows.
Ryan Foster
this dude fucks
Levi Sullivan
'git
Nolan Lopez
Nobody realized how stale this pasta is? How fucking summer is it in here?
Josiah Sullivan
For me it's Jaghatai.
William Wood
>Gas mask off
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
James Garcia
>Does Empy know about?
he's dead
>Would Emp even care about Guilliman's exotic behaviour?
no but he would just kill himself as soon as he saw the state of his empire anyway
Nathaniel Jenkins
>Why isn't Warhammer about getting along with people
Lul, thought this series would be cucked as fuck though.
Matthew Thomas
One of the OG artists David Gallagher still works for GW but he’s moved to digital.
Kayden Morales
Nathaniel Morris
How do spacecels feel about their whole army being cucked by chad marines?
Gavin Bell
That creepy old priest who raised Lorgar
Dominic Phillips
I always thought that DAoT was basically supposed to be Star Trek. It annoyed me when they came out with that Man if Iron figure and he has a 50s b movie aesthetic
Caleb Barnes
The nids and irks are beating the shit out of each other after the imperium bamboozled one rampaging horde into the path of the other. The Silent King is trying to wake up as many necrons as he can, and his ultimate goal is to defeat the incoming tyranid main fleet.
Ryan Watson
I thought the Men of Iron were just the mass produced infantry grunts for the AIs' armies.
Eli Jones
I hope they bring him back instead of fucking Lion or whoever. Khan should have been Lord Commander.
Samuel Gray
so from what I understand ITT Guilliman is now friends with xenoscum? wtf, maybe its a long range plan guilliman never fucks up
Owen Sullivan
He's banging that sweet Eldar pussy bro
Blake Richardson
No, he because doesn't have Girlyman's tolerance for politics and bureaucracy.
Joshua Hughes
fuck
Alexander James
>modern art
>van gogh
Why do any of you retards pretend to know anything about anything? Just why?
Elijah Ramirez
why didn't he keep his fucking helmet on? the codex astarte does not concur
Wyatt Price
maybe it got broken?
Colton Murphy
Robo Girlyman never wore a helmet in his life.
Helmets aren't part of his codex.
Even codexfags like Leandros go around without wearing one.
Lincoln Robinson
maybe you pick it up later and then don't put it back on, it bugged the fuck out of me, I would kill for a mod that simply gave him his helmet back at the right time, when he finds it
Aiden Cox
that guys just a space marine, he's not a fucking primarch, you should've at least had the option, it wouldn't have been difficult
Aiden Sullivan
wh40k is the most neckbeard thing of all fucking time, I really get being a fantasy/sf superfan and nerd, but this shit is just so fucking cringy it blows my mind
there will never be a 40k movie, and thank the gods for that
Asher Mitchell
>cant into millitary strategy
you clearly dont know what you are talking about