Was this supposed to be intimidating? He looks like a flying squirrel who could be grounded by a strong breeze. At his size I could literally throw him through a wall, how did this little insect ever become popular?
Was this supposed to be intimidating? He looks like a flying squirrel who could be grounded by a strong breeze...
I have no doubt he could kick OPs ass
oh nonononono!
cope
>at his size
I have no idea how good he actually was but I can assure you from my mma days you have gotten knocked out and topped by people half your size.
you need to be 18 and above to post here kiddo
nobody really believed he was tough or anything special it was just basically white society throwing a bone to the asians so they would continue doing our laundry and bringing their daughters here for us to marry so that their imported slaves could do her nails for us.
he was 5'3" and 90 pounds, what the fuck his he going to do make me laugh to death?
Hilarious posting Norman Reedus, because the every white guy is famous & rich actor. BTW Norman just had a kid with Diane Kruger who previously was dating this Asian dude.
Head on down to an mma or bjj gym and find out faggot.
>muh jeet kune do
Again I’m not making a statement about him only you would absolutely get the shit knocked out of you by someone that size.
Okay okay "big man" calm down we totally believe you ; )
Don't continue scaring us please!
"no"
>. At his size I could literally throw him through a wall
if he was in a coma, maybe
he's a big guy
Red Bull gives you wings
Do asians even have a male subspecies?
I’m not talking about me you fucking moron. I haven’t trained in years. I take it you can read?
On Mac device so i cant watch what gay porn clip you posted there
>inb4
you underestimate how massive OPs ass is, theres a very real possibility that bruce would get lost
>manlet
>MMA enthusiast
>mac
Literally what the fuck are you doing here faggot? Go back
>
Wanna know how I can tell you have never fought before?
>He looks like a flying squirrel who could be grounded by a strong breeze.
Absolutely based.
install firefox/chrome
>never fought before
Just like my hero, Bruce Lee. Zero fights mean zero losses. Literally undefeated.
Google says he was 5'8" 123 lbs.
Idgaf about the chink. I'm talking about you, the gif you posted shows how little you know about actual fighting
>only official fights count!
I'm talking about myself, too. I'm undefeated, just like Bruce Lee. I'm the champ!
Even dead Bruce Lee could still kick OP ass
Yeah movie fights count, too, and Bruce Lee ever only lost once to Brad Pitt recently.
Is this seriously all manlets do? Run at their opponents? Seems............
see
He moves like sloth. Literally anybody could literally sprint behind him, kick him in the knees / shins and he would crumble like a top because he is so top-heavy.
>He moves like sloth
read this in a thick russian accent
Yeah I could totally beat that 260kg guy's butt. The bigger they are, the harder they fall!
is putting another grain of rice on the scale meant to make me suddenly cower in fear?
Is it possible to learn this power?
I could beat the fat guy. He literally doesn't do anything.
Hard kick to the knee and he'd go down.
>heh, watch this
whoa you're such a bad ASS
>giant muscular guy
>not just a fat ass
Who the fuck fights by running straight into their opponent? That guy is fat, in a real fight he'd be tired out way faster than the other guy.
>runs straight into his belly repeatedly
>*fights*
yeah, no. you kick his knee hard enough and he'd probably be crippled for life under his own weight.
creepy
I know what you mean man. I'm 5' 9" 130lbs and every underestimates me. I wear shoes that can come off really fast so I can have that additional speed when I'm already faster than everyone else I know. When the shoes come off my footwork is too fast, I'll connect five times and you'll be lucky if you connected once and if you did it would be mostly interrupted with my fist connecting to your face. These "strong" men are way too big to move fast enough to be effective, it's just physics. Yea they are bigger but that also means they need to move more weight, more weight is slower acceleration. Why do you think weight is the biggest enemy to every race car? It's because it slows you down, every fucking time. I don't care how strong you think you are, it means nothing if you can't hit me. If it takes me 100 hits to bring you down I still win, what's so fucking hard to understand?
simmer down fatty.
>5' 9"
>130lbs
twink
faggot
>Literally anybody could literally sprint behind him
N-nani?
If I were in a fight with that fat guy, I'd just teleport behind him with my katana.
>psssh...nothin personnel...kid...
Why does he have such big lats and such small everything else? They look unhealthy like they're about to avulse.
that's the spirit
>trying to punch the bigger guy in the chest/face
Found his problem. Against bigger people you always go for the knees.
I fuck asian "men" up the ass
>Tries to kick him in the knee
>manlet slim and small leg vs a leg that's double his size and strength
>basically a log vs a branch
You know the knees are very fragile right?
goddamn chinks are embarrassing
>I’m 5’9”
>manlet thinks he’s threatening
Jej
You know you would be left bleeding from your head on the pavement if you actually ever tried, right?
Not me. I'm not afraid to sucker punch a giant faggot.
>standing on his tiptoes
>shes still taller
Oh no no no
I dont get why people want to fight.
If anyone tries to fight me, i would just pull out my phone and record them trying to throw punches and kicks. Then i can show that video to court and get them thrown into jail for a month, and they will forever have an arrest record on their name.
Everyone praises that guy who beat up that japanese bar attender, saying he is alpha. But now that guy is getting butt raped in jail and is forever banned from japan.
kys manlet shit
>I dont get why people want to fight
They're black. Or russian.
>damn she lookin' for that GENGHIS dick
What if they kick your phone?
Slavs are black people but wrong colour by mistake.
The only people who run around attacking people in the street are blacks or Arabs. And both have legal immunity.
I've always thought that.
>5'3"
>in some threads he's 5'6"
>in other threads he's 5'7"
Is Bruce Lee posthumously shrinking?
People only assume he was the ultimate fighter because he launched the big karate craze in the '70s and associated himself with fighting dozens of people.
He's taller than this guy, lanklet.
Yes, you shrink when you die, but also actor heights are 100% bullshit. If it "officially" says they're 5'7", they're shorter than that.
What's his endgame?
That's a dude?
Devour the planet.
What is his name? He isnt mentioned anywhere.
ranker.com
en.wikipedia.org
he's growing and then shrinking and growing back again. I heard he's actually 5'8
Is Mike Tyson the king of manlets? Also, he was fucking 220 lb!! Im the same height and only 180 lb.
Shoes stay, preferably with metal plate padded tips. It's like you've never been in a group street fight before.
kek saved
>5'10
no, 6'1 is the cutoff for manlet status in white countries
This is what happens when you put all your points on charisma, not even a dexterity fag but this is just pathetic.
diabetes, maybe a massive heart attack.
Being a king of manlets is not about being on the 95th pecentile of manlets, its about being an inspiration to manlets.
A 6'1 virgin is not inspirational.
Become a planet.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>talk about Mike Tyson
>don't post Mike Tyson
>look at this asian guy who got dumped by a girl so she could have kids with a white guy
>why yes he is an inspiration to me
>Asian dude
>dude
I thought that was one of her girlfriends in the thumbnail, no joke lmao.
They can't be too picky
>make comment about bruce lee
>thread becomes amwf/wmaf thread
Brilliant
What a fucking beast Tyson was
Does anyone have the pic of Lees workout log saved? He lifted less than a teenage girl.
Don't bother, he's some soft flabby man who has never been in a fight in his entire life so he thinks he could coast along with his height, something he didn't have to work for
You dont fight people by running straight at them, retard.
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>grew up with big sister in highschool
>sister was a blonde stacy (yet, remained a virgin until later in college)
>she would always talk about her crushes in the car ride (this was before sister learned to drive)
>talking about the 4th guy she liked
>mom, "Oh my god, why do you keep on hitting on short dudes! Theyre shrimps!"
>watching movies on tv
>stallone movie comes on
>mom, "omg, hes so short. how could the lead actress find him attractive at all!"
>tom cruise movie comes on
>mom, "i cant believe theyre broadcasting this shrimp"
>feel when grow up to be a manlet
I did end fucking a handful of girls in my life. But its kind of fucked up how my mom basically built me up for being the most unnattractive thing in the world. Whenever i complained about my appearance, she would say im crazy and have body dysmorphia. i dont know
/blog
stop trying to fuck your mother
yeah you've not got a shot small fry, let me at her
Hm. Why is it suddenly so cool to hate Bruce Lee?
I can't live in this new world ya'll are proposing.
>I'm not afraid to sucker punch a giant faggot
>sucker punch
Spotted the nigger. I would love to slam your head into a counter and break out your front teeth. Cunt.
hate and love go in cycles. We used to hate Brie Larson, but now we find her based. The normies keep going on how Bruce Lee was some martial art God that could do no wrong, and i think were all sick of the asian dick sucking.
In the 1800s, being black was one of the most unattractive things in the world, people would do skin bleaching, an the prissy feminine high class guys were seen as attractive. This went on for a 100 years. And now, only since like the 80s, everything is flipped flop.
Our whole existence is based on hate. Humans can never just be neutral on everything. We can never like something, we have to LOVE something or hate its guts out.
>i would just pull out my phone
Unless you're literally walking around with your phone in record mode, you're going to be knocked out before you reach your pocket.
>He looks like a flying squirrel
Agreed but I'm gonna go with kite instead - imagine the wonderfully relaxing afternoon you could have in the park if you attached a string to his belt and threw him up into the wind
Same energy
It has nothing to do with race poltard. People in 2019 know what actually happens when martial artists fight with minimal rules because they've watched UFC for a decade now so chessy 1970s movie fighting is a joke, and a tiny arrogant guy who would get taken to the mat and beaten into a coma by any mediocre UFC fighter has become obnoxious instead of cool
Shitposters shitposting on Quentin's shitpost about Bruce Lee.
the thing about bruce lee's workout, is that it was all isometrics. the average /fit/ dumbass doesnt realize, but technically, every single workout you do, is just 100% you tensing or straining your muscles. What do i mean?
When you do a curl, technically, you are just straining your bicep to contract as hard as you can. The weight moving up is just a reaction. You can technically strain and contract your bicep without the weight being there at all.
One of the best pec workouts you can do, is svend press. And that doesnt involve moving a weight at all. You are literally contracting your pecs as hard as you can. The weight is just a visual measurement for how strong your pecs are.
So, you have to realize, even though Bruce Lee did not do any actual heavy weight lifting, he was huge on having mind to muscle mental connections. Hence why he could get very tonned and tensed up without moving a weight at all.
But, the only downfall of 100% isometrics, is that they seem to tone the body more than adding mass. And it does all types of weird shit than traditional weightlifting (hence, bruce lee's weird as fuck lats)
Ah here you go. Easily influenced Millennials who watched QUATIH hate Bruce Lee.
At least he looks healthy and fit
A dead guy looks better than you ever will for the entirery of your life
is that what manny pacquiao is doing? isometrics?
Those bloated lats basically confirm Bruce did old boomer anabolics, right?
I have no idea what QUATIH is but if you don't think that the average UFC-level mma fighter could easily dominate 140lb Bruce Lee who had no ground training whatsoever then you're deluded
>who had no ground training whatsoever
He trained under Gene LeBell, MMA-kun.
it's not hate to say he isn't the #1 Fighter Of All Time Who Could Beat Anyone Ever, dumbass, i also don't think christopher reeves can shoot laser beams out of his eyes but i don't hate the guy for it
>it's not hate to say he isn't the #1 Fighter Of All Time Who Could Beat Anyone Ever, dumbass
Literally no one is saying that, dumbass.
i dont know. i just know that bruce was big on isometrics, and bruces body is a fucking anomaly of bodybuilding.
But, most toned fags at the gym are juicers. Usually natty guys are just big in mass. But juicers always have this very weird very toned body.
Also, isometrics requires really really hard mental concentrations. Like, shaolin monks level of mental strength. And i dont picture some mexican boxers having the mental capacity of that.
in western society, being weak, or feeling overwhelmed by your opponent is grounds for usage of deadly force against your opponent as your opponent could easily overwhelm you and kill you. this day and age muscle mass, height et al is meaningless if your opponent can use weapons, you're setting yourself up to be killed and your killer walks scot free. being too strong is more of a liability than you can imagine
The worst are slightly buff asian manlet dudes at the gym. They literally walk around like OP's pic. And always have gloves on.
>Lee trained with LeBell for a little over a year
Yeah that would definitely put him on par with UFC level mma fighters with 10+ years of year round training and live fighting experience. Bruce Lee was a glorified stuntman and a martial arts theorist, not a real fighter who got paid based on whether he wins or loses submission fights in front of tens of thousands of people.
t. school shooter
it's intimidating because most martial artist experts can kick your ass with 1/4 of that mass. Some of them are even skinny waifs or fat shits and they beat the shit out of chads.
Meanwhile Gene LeBell had this to say about Bruce Lee:
>Bruce Lee was an entertaining fellow who was very knowledgeable and very good at what he did. People may wonder just how good a martial artist he was. Well, as I said earlier, he was the best of his time. Also, many of his former students are doing very well today. That’s a sign that he was a good martial artist and that he was able to make his students into good martial artists.
this is so stupid. The fat guy is bracing for the attacks in a stance. The skinny guy is just standing off balance when he gets knocked over.
We live in a civilized society. Your strength will always be a liability to you in court if you get yourself in a fight. That's how you work it out in the jungles, not here. You wanna be an uncivilized ape you're welcome to leave.
>it's like trying to punch water!
that little guy dons't know martial arts though....
well, in my experience, whenever i talk to someone with a blackbelt or something. The first question they always get asked is
>whats the most dangerous fight youve been in?
>who was your strongest opponent
and there response always is
>well.... i never really fought anyone outside a dojo, but!
i dont think they realize how embarrassing that sounds
>we live in a society
Bottom text
pretty sure youre trolling, but you are completely right.
I was in a situation, where i saw this straight man really piss off this lesbian bull dyke. Like legit get her really mad that shes questioning her sexuality. and shes like
>im going to fucking break your arm.
And, this guy was a literal millionaire high class ivy league. And hes like
>touch me and youre going going to court
and, that like completely shut her up.
He couldn't do that shit to Lennox Lewis.
>not genghis cock
Cmon
Is Loma taking Pac steroids?
Norman cucked a chink and you’re bragging about it?
Yeah getting into bar fights with idiots is the way to go.
>laterals
you mean latissimus dorsi?
im not saying being a bar fighter is the life style you should aim for. But i think, whenever we hear about people being into fights, we want to hear about real genuine fights with no rules. Saying you fought someone in a dojo with 3 judges just doesnt have as much of a punch as a real fight with someone. I remember hearing about the rules of karate for the first time, and how sparring has all these special rules and forbidden areas, it just makes the fight seem artificial.
The only type of formal training im impressed by is if you were secret service or CIA. Cause those guys are train to literally murder people with just one touch
5.9 vs 2.10
5.9
Win
hurrr durrr bruce lee wasn't tough deeeeerp
some douche bag always starts this thread. The less you know about fighting the more likely you are to think size matters. Size is a factor obviously. It's a less important factor than speed and training.
It’s statistically really improbable that everyone is as tall as they claim on this site. Even if everyone here was from the Netherlands half of men should be 5’11 or shorter. But 5’10” is “Manlet”. Half the people here should be around that or shorter, that makes no damn sense. Taking into account I know for sure there are plenty of posters here from South America and Asia where the average height is far lower, I’m calling bullshit that 9/10 posters here are over 6 foot as you retards claim. Also I went to Germany at 6’1” and was taller then most guys. Stop trolling you guys are giving everyone a damn complex, stfu
He had style imo. I don't get the unfunny memes though, he never said he'd beat M. Ali, he said Ali would totally fuck him up.
weak bait
no one threw bruce a bone. he had to fight for everything he got. It was a constant struggle. he never even got mainstream famous until enter the dragon came out and that was after he died.
In a boxing match ya, Ali would destroy him. In a street fight or MMA match bruce would have a shot. Probably be 50.50. Ali can't kick or jump well. There's a million cheap moves Lee could use to take him down, leg hawking, sweeps and shit. A well placed spin kick would be something ali had not practice dodging, and wouldn't know how to counter.
didn't you know Yea Forums is full of 6'+ chads with 8"+ cocks, and lonely bisexual teenage bimbos.
nobody actually has a complex. it's just memes.
He had a good psysique. He can’t help that he was smol. He worked with what he had. If he was taller and wider with similar muscle and body fat he would have been pretty intimidating. In Asia where most are small he probably was intimidating. Just saying. You guys would love to be that shredded I imagine
*yawn*
Hong is a huge shitter. Aoki is a better fighter than Lee ever was and Fedor still toyed with him
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Why do we consider moves like leg sweeping or toppling your opponent under their own weight to be cheap? I get stuff like blows at the head/throat and crotch blows because they're excessive in formal fights for sports and show, but irl getting into a fight is a bad sign of the kind of person you're up against in the first place so why would it matter?
underrated kek
He was considered the most stronger
fighter in the world, but after 2011 or 2012 he become older and weaker and lose some fights.
Other great fighter are the klitschko brothers, but one brother was stronger while the other was just a good fighter but not so good like his brother, who were heavy height champions for years in Boxe who become unpopular after MMA between 2007/2008 and 2013/2014 until all fighting sports are less popular now but Boxe is boring because they use only hands and they are weaker than MMA fighters and always lose when have a fight with them being allowed to use their whole body to fight, but usually people who play boxe are trained to endure more time but are weak if they fight against someone allowed to use every fight like is in MMA
Bruce Lee was a fiction actor like Arnold or Rambo but Arnold looks much stronger than Bruce Lee who is not tall, at beast he have just normal height in some countries and would be considered manlet in some european countries like Netherlands, Serbia, Sweden, maybe germany, similar countries, and have skinny body and looks weak if you look at him in street but his voices are funny when he is beaten or he beat someone.
Oh so the 4 black belts you've met have never been in a real fight? that's some top notch data! Thank you for your Heuristic study!
O-oh...
>own weight to be cheap?
you have to realize, every thing you have over someone else is considered cheap or unlegit. Saying something is cheap is basically saying
>wow, you are better than me. but i cant admit that, because i have pride. so i will make it seem like its not real
its the same tactic democrats use against Trump.
The only unfair thing you can do in a fight is kicking someone in the nuts really. Eye gouging is probably a 2nd.
>giving everyone a complex
That's the point. I'm 5'8, 5'9 that one time at AF recruitment.
I'm not trolling, that's actually how it works. Common knowledge of your martial arts prowess, and looking "built" are all clauses for deadly force to be used against you, or huge liabilities in court where you come off losing.
Working out too hard and being too show offy about your strength is how you rig the system against you.
pretty much. One of the blackbelts i knew bragged how when his female friend hugged him, he tossed her over his shoulder by mistake. why you so mad tho? lol
You sound like a coping blue belt who has a senpai-kouhai relation with your black belt teacher.
Based broken english poster
Why do outdoor music fest girls love Asian guys so much?
My dad is a master of kempo. he caught a guy syphoning gas from his car and beat the ever loving shit out of him. The theif didn't land a single blow. big black guy. The guy kept getting up after being punch down so my ad finally laid him out with a spin kick. I was only about 5 years old at the time but I remember it well. years later I brought it up and he told me he went real easy on the guy cause i was there and he didn't want me to see violence.
He grew up in east boston and has told me a dozen fight stories. Including when he was 17 he beat up a guy from his school(a punk bully) and the guy went and got his dad, and then he beat up the dad too.
As badass as he is, he admitted he lost a sparing match to billy blanks. Billy fucking blanks was a beast.
I’ve fucked like 6 of these girls so far and in bed you guys... they’re all freaks man you Azn bros gotta try a white girlfriend
>most martial artist experts can kick your ass with 1/4 of that mass. Some of them are even skinny waifs or fat shits and they beat the shit out of chads
No they don't, because they only playfight and you don't use real strength in martial arts competitions otherwise there'd be snapped necks for days
People just need to carry pepper spray every where like women. it takes out men instantly and it isnt illegal like a gun
That's because you're retarded. That "squirrel" could jam his fingers through steel beer cans and hold 120lb barbels out at shoulder height with straight arms. It doesn't matter how big you are if you can puncture your throat with a single punch before you can blink.
>isnt illegal like a gun
what shitty commie country are you from?
i wonder if tarantino had any idea how much seething his five second throwaway gag would generate
>filename
In america, unless youre in texas, theres all types of regulations that come with carrying a gun. Like, it is illegal to carry a gun in a way that implies that you in fact have a gun on you, but it is still legal to carry if it hidden.
derail this thread
I don't fucking get chinks who come around posting asian males with white females.
Like, what are you trying to prove?
You left your civilization for ours.
Our civilization = not being asian is the norm.
You're not the norm.
You're a fetish.
You're uncommon, exotic, weird.
You're lesser. You submitted your dignity and the origin of your own tribe for ours. You speak our language and live to our norms and laws.
Cherrypick whatever girl who fetishizes you as much as you want, that is not the norm, and will never be outside the societies and countries from whence you came.
For the rest of us who live in the real world, pic related is how we see you, and you'll always bow down to that picture. That's the price you pay for abandoning your civilization.
CRINGE
Real life isn't an anime, the gifts that successful people don't have to work for are the most effective of all. Deal with it and grow up, at least mentally if not physically manlet.
this is way too savage even for Yea Forums user
I've only know 2 out of like 11 black belts to have been in a non-sparring fight. Most of them are pretty chill dudes/chicks that don't get into fights in the first place. The only 2 that were in fights were in my dojo, which was specifically for street defense and those guys were both formerly in street gangs. Everyone of the other black belts were straight up whitebread suberbians with barely even school bullies to contend with. Since real world fighting wasn't part of the black belt testing, for that dojo, it only took dedication to reach black belt or midnight blue belt. Many American dojo only have rigorous training and testing for attaining various belts. It is mostly a sport where form and sparing points are the main focus. In the dojo I went to, any belt lower than you could challenge you. If you lost the challenge then you went down a belt rank, but that person who won did not go up in rank.
The dojo I was in basically had you do Jackie Chan type stuff where you needed to use any advantage in the environment to disable and get the fuck away from your attacker. It was more about reading situations and not getting into situations at the beginning, running away, and finally fighting to disable and disengage. "Don't wan no trouble," was a philosophy there.
The dan were always like, "If someone comes at you with a knife and asks for your wallet, you throw your wallet at them and run away. But, if someone comes at your loved ones with a knife, you make the attacker eat the knife." Potential students weren't even allowed to join the dojo until after we got certified in First Aid Training via Red Cross. Then we had to maintain that certification during membership. Because, in a fight against someone with a weapon like a knife it is always assumed you will get cut or stabbed no matter how good you are. The best solution chain is to run>take a cut/stab in a strategically less lethal area>disable opponent. Empowering and humbling.
I'm short and I use my skateboard everywhere. I can use it to bash somebody's skull in if needed, or just run away.
texas is actually one of the stricter states about guns, and you can carry a handgun around pretty easily in almost all of them, shall not be infringed etc etc
>friend
cuck
>Real life isn't an anime
Faggot, manlets win against bigger opponents in almost every occasion when it comes down to MMA.
You've been memed, Texas is shit with those laws.
>MMA
Which MMA era? The old one or the faggot new one where they essentially keep poking them with bear sticks to get them to be more flashy and make it entertaining to get audience dosh?
Pride, Strikeforce, UFC, Bellator, One. Pick one.
What about black people? They left Africa to the US and now they're gaining charge of everything- money, media, fame, white women, etc
Lol keep spamming the same webms and images you pathetic CUMSKINS
>not azn but ima help you cuz im nice
1. Been to enough gym lockers and plenty of white dudes with small peenors too. Actually across board small cocks are common af. Even with the black dudes it was 50/50. With 50 being hung and other 50 being only slightly bigger than whites, azn, latino etc
Difference was neglible for most part.
Also there was random outliers in EVERY race that had where hung. Basically just a dope genetic lottery to get.
Also if your good looking and slick it doesnt even matter what race you are you can still get laid with any kind of women. At end of day shit comes down to looks and its not even a secret so fucken obvious that being attractive opens alot of doors(pussies too)
yeah all those mma victories by front knee kick. it's a sure fire victory
>Was this supposed to be intimidating? He looks like a flying squirrel who could be grounded by a strong breeze. At his size I could literally throw him through a wall, how did this little insect ever become popular?