What's his end game?
What's his end game?
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Annoying everybody
upskirts
Destroy the electric and automated car market with satanic magic.
COOM
I fucking hated Brum as a kid. What was his goddamn problem? Fucking little prick.
never thought we'd get a brum thread on Yea Forums.
Still has the best closing theme song/sequence of all time
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He just wants to drive.
mr bean but a car
Holy epic
It's a deconstruction of the 60s British utopian technology fetishism found in super-marionation, Thomas the Tank Engine and Tugs hidden under a slick cool Britannia nostalgia package. It's very similar to Alan Moore's Miracleman.
Brum used to creep me out as a kid
for me? It was Step Inside.
So was it an electric car that someone controlled with a remote? But how did they control all of the doors opening, eyes moving, shifting side to side etc when the only place to hide a motor would be inside of the front of the car?
Did this ever air in the states or am I imagining it? I swear I remember watching this as a kid on cable there
Same. Fucking hated that creepy show.
>Brum
Is this because of the noise he made or was he from Birmingham?
What the fuck was his problem?
Despite making up only 13% of the population, diesel engines make up 52% of crimes on Sodor
I liked the episode where he's 'running' away from the pikeys who want to sell him for scrap.
Waiting to star in new episodes of Doctor Who.
Watching this show as a kid conditioned me to never have a diesel car
Imagine your soul being eternally trapped in a vehicle that runs on fossil fuel, and not a particularly clean one.
>... I drive
wtf is this crap
now this is more like it
Double entendre
What was his fucking problem lads?
Now this is the definition of soul Vs soulless
wtf lads!? that 2000's ending is pure kino.
It's got everything: great choreography, great camera angles and great editing plus the song is half decent too.
who /tots/ here
The guy that created Brum died earlier this year. He was also one of the leading Robot Wars engineers.
Spooky
Why is Brum acting like such a cunt in 2000
As soon as this shit would come on I would nope the fuck out and read a book.
always had to look away when the kid ate the bugs during the intro
I'm pretty sure it would come on straight after Angelina Ballerina, so whenever we were watching AB at my nursery, I would start crying lol.
Absolute kinography, this how I remember the show.
I remember this song too, so maybe I caught some later episodes.
kino
>tfw each episode i watched the opening hoping one of the other cars would wake up and go with brum on his mad cunt adventures
That's sad to hear. I remember seeing Cassius self-right for the first time on Robot Wars and it blew my 8 year old mind
what was his problem?
>tfw Pippin the Dog is probably dead
:(
>Real human being starts playing
>probably
Around blacks...
t-there's still a chance right?
Got my first stiffie to the French chick
Little known fact, but Brum was controlled manually by Warwick Davis hiding below the dashboard
that glasgow library episode was peak television, the commentary elevates it to a completely new level of real life shitposting
>dick&dom
fucking early zoomers
kek
Manlet what else?
Are these the same bastards who did that fantasy show, the Legend of Dick & Dom? My family used to watch that all the time, kinda funny.
I'm 26, this is an actual zoomer
This shit reminds me of Hamish & Andy
Absolute lads. What are they up to these days?
>Dominic Wood (1.63m/5ft 4in)
>Richard McCourt (1.7m/5ft 7in)
Why are you googling there heights user?
CHOON
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...stay off the tracks
>they don't realise it's called Brum because it's set in Birmingham
my mum always told me that
That honk lmao, jesus, brings me back
>tfw saw the real Brum in a museum recently
This little gobshite was terrible. You’re a car and you can only carry a single small child? Fuck off you’re an embarrassment
This show was absolute kino, the intro always made me feel legitimately sickened.
Never watched them as a kid but that Bogies thing is fucking kino
>set in Birmingham
But 90% of them are white.
Nigga nothing was creepier than motherfucking pob
it's probably the British equivalent to Courage the Cowardly Dog
Pretty sure the woman's dead too.
Stop being lied to. Birmingham is 70% white even today
Just because you’re pale doesn’t make you white, Pajeet
Underrated.
‘Look pippin a poo’ What did she mean by this?
God that was horrifying as a kid.
Yeah. It was kino.
Why were the blonde women barefoot?
ok nigger
Deluded Brummy
i completely forgot about this shit, fuck you for reminding me
What was this pakis endgame?
found the zoomer lads
inb4
>I-I had I younger sibling
yeah right, we know you're too young to post on this board.
>it's a Brum becomes a drug mule episode
What was his endgame?
>it's a Brum becomes involved with the local Paki Pedo Ring episode
18, checkmate faggot
Now this I had forgotten
Was this intro the biggest ruse in TV history?
holy shit where is this guy from?
You can only pick one.
It's El Nombre from the show El Nombre
I still remember the episode where he makes an omelette
I have no idea what these are but I owned that skull
>That's because of social economic factors, argued Percy.
This is the version I grew up with.
Mighty Max.
He jus wants the pakis to leave, simple as.
>Despite making up only 13% of the population, diesel engines make up 52% of crimes on Sodor
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ECK, LET THE CHALLENGE BEGIN
He didn't like Tony Blair.
They went through two dogs on the show
When ever i watched raven i just constantly thought about how much better i could do then the other kids
Could Raven defeat Thanos?
you know, I've never thought of that before...
You no remember these jumped up monkeys
Anyone else collect Top Trumps as a kid?
Dom's mum comes into my wife's beauty salon and spends a ton of money. As the family home is in my town. Apparently dom still is on the banter bus with a production company. But also focuses on raising his kids.
yeah
Best theme coming through.
HOLY SHIT, I never thought I would see this posted on Yea Forums haha, scared the shit out of me as a kid.
Still have these
That purple one in the bottom right is worth more than most of them because the last couple they produced were not as widely sold.
From memory I *think* the hand was also one of these ones and probably that orange lizard is one.
My favourites as a kid that I had were...
The scorpion because it's just badass and the case doubles as an extra big monster.
The shark probably for similar reasons.
The cyclops because it had a cool cage in it with an eye monster to sit on top.
The spider because big spider.
The fly because it's like a space ship inside.
The snake because the snake head and the little mummy room in it.
But I think my overall favourite was MAGUS.
I had most of these between my parents getting some for me and a friend giving me most of his when he didn't want them anymore.
the fourth reich
B A S E D
Resurfacing memories in 3..2..1
Trash!
That's more like it.
oh shit magus was my favourite one too. That was probably my best christmas ever as a kid.
is that some muthafucking Brum?? oh great now the theme tune is on damned loop in my head
Brum was made before the destruction of the U.K.
TILLY TOM AND MUTHAFUCKING TINY
Keep that sac of magi secret though
also, props goes to the lovely donkey
>It's a Brum goes to Brussels to negiotiate a Brexit deal episode
Most areas in brum are white as fuck. It's mostly the areas near the city centre that aren't. Like most cities.
nevermind Brum, what was his fucking end game?
The original Brum striked fear into the heart of the paki. Whenever he was located outside his shed, pakis from miles around would barricade their doors and hide from the car of peace.
Did you ever get any of the smaller mech type ones? I had the smaller lava guy which was cool but kind of redundant with Magus.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BOOM BOOM
no shes 80 and still alive, she was last in an episode of Father Brown, you know that thing where Ron Weasleys dad is a priest that solves mysteries
She wants to play with your shit, user.
Based and Brumpilled
And what was his fucking problem?
BASIL MUTHAFUCKING BRUSH....the most foxiest fox of them all, he was so British, hes related to the queen and shits teabags
OH MR STEVEN!
Legend of tv
Anyone remember The Tribe? Corny kino
BrUm BrUm BrUm!
I can't remember desu. was he apart of a purple spaceship thing? The logo top right makes me think it was. I had others that aren't in that collection that's been posted.
What about him??
Nah they were sets like magus but smaller. They do open up too.
Yeah, I'm thinking cringe
It literally doesn't get any more child kino than this:
>Tribe
Here is something better user
thank you for the nostalgia Yea Forums, I grew up in Ireland in the 90s, in that glorious inbetween, where we got the best of British and American kids show (bit of Australian too), and Brum, Tots TV and not forgetting these two bastards, they sure bring back good memories
Ooglies was kino tier dumb nigger.
God, I used to be obsessed with that theme. Amazing
>tfw SMTV in the summer
I want to go back bros..
this was ranked by the CBBC themselves
You're the dumb nigger. That tier list was put out by CBBC themselves. user was calling the list cringe.
Cool. Can't say I've ever seen those before. This is the ship I had. Probably my second fav one.
currently doing a re-watch at the moment! just finished Season 1, fuck that was screw up shit, the cabbage patch baby episode stuck with me to this day
also, everyone together: HAVE YOU EVER, EVER FELT LIKE THIS...
That one looks great I am not sure I ever even saw that. Probably one of the valuable ones now.
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True kino coming through
How was this ever a kids show
best tv show ever, that theme is actually nostalgia in music form, its just THE 90s to me, Tim was amazing as Angelo
got a bit shit later on, when Mike left, and the show sort of lost the run of itself
no wonder I went on to love Doctor Who years later, insane alien dude comes from space in a unconventional space ship, proceeds to have made adventures
Boes Boes
itt: characters women will NEVER understand
Queen's Nose
There he goes.
Queens Nose! another show that was really damn good in its first few seasons and then lost the run of itself, when most of the original cast left. also, Harmony is still a stone cold fox: twitter.com
if Brum came back today, he would be dead in two minutes, a bunch of ASBOs would rip off his wheels, shit in him and burn him out
damn now you've given me nostalgia for this show
All these shows made me remember Sunset Beach and Passions. Women there were some of my first serial faps
Damn I feel all thaf nostalgia right now
bruther
Maybe, but maybe not. A few years ago a robot called Hitchbot was able to hitchhike across a few countries (germany, canada and others) unsupervised and nobody fucked with it.
Until it got into the US, and then it only lasted a few days before some mutts destroyed it.
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this scary motherfucker, this was genuinely chilling
also, hes coming back!!!:
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I had a zippy toy when I was a kid
Always found this show to be too boring.
This was also a great show.
Captain Scarlet was kino
What would you do
Nibba its just a fucking car youre a big pussy
I'd probably stop time and then smash the watch.
always played Mortal Kombat as a kid with brum on a side tv so they're just linked in my brain now. would be a cool MK character
This motherfucker. This absolute fucking geebag. He gave me night terrors as a child. I would flee the room in terror when this eldritch horror came on the TV.
I'd attempt to impregnate every female on the planet.
Just imagine, billions of humans with the same birthday and father. I'd be the most successful human ever.
lol, when's this guy gonna get exposed for countless years of child abuse?
Rape
Never, that's why he goes for children that can't speak.
my old nemesis
>Loved Blobby as a kid
>Watch him now
>Literal demon voice straight out of my nightmares
Rape
Honestly who the fuck wouldnt?
Just popping to Woolworths...
don't remind me of woolys, user...
>This is...ART ATTACK!
>Mr Blobby is now skinnier than the average Brit
*appears in your pick n mix bag*
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BASED
>covertly planning your route home after school in order to swipe handfuls of pick n mix
Don't know if I ever actually bought anything from Woolworths but we spent a lot of time in there
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loving this /Britfeel/ thread lads
based
Why did you birth him into this world Noel? What did us plebs do to deserve such a punishment? My anxiety disorder was caused directly by Mr. Blobby
Honestly it was, I remember as a kid sitting in the living room of my friends house, and that cunt came on the TV, I legit legged it out of the room and ran into the kitchen. Hated the cunt. Legit created to terrify children.
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>This week, in the real world, Northamptonshire police have been forced to investigate the stuffed fox after receiving a complaint about an episode of Basil's show in which he tells a joke about a gipsy fortune teller.
>The fortune teller predicts that Basil is about to embark on a long journey. Too true, because, as Basil reveals, the man then "stole my wallet and I had to walk home".
Based Brush dropping red pills about the pikey menace.
you always create the thing you dread...and now he is my master....who do you think is the Banker....
The ABSOLUTE soul vs soulless coming up
Exactly, zoomer
Now I ain't too big
And I ain't too tall
But for Car Insurance
Give Sainsbury's a call
I can save you money
Get your premiums down
By as much as £180
Little Bill!
Little Biiiiiilllll
Little Biiiiiilllll
Little tiny bill!
God I fucking love Brit nostalgia kino threads, well done lads.
There's a show I've always tried to remember the name of, here is what I remember;
>kid buys a video game from a creepy shop
>he asks how much it is and the guy says 'pay what you think it's worth' or something
>he's playing it home and the graphics are just live action, but pixelated slightly. They're talking to the camera - it's like a fantasy game
>his brother's watching over his shoulder and says 'oh must be one of those next generation ones' - something like that
>think the kid gets sucked into the game
Would have been on early 90s
Reminder Ooglies caused an inquest into violence on children’s tv after this scene was likened to an ISIS beheading
Can’t get the original youtu.be
>black guy offers a hand
>drives past him
/ourautomobile/
Wasn't alive then unfortunately, can't say it really rings any bells, but, maybe it's Captain N: The Game Master?
Nah it was live action and english actors, that looks pretty good though, thanks
Fuck
Tamsin west was my first crush bros
Ace Lightning?
I view adverts as the best timestamp of an era; watching video's that you or your dad recorded from a couple of decades back can really teleport you back to that era
Magus was probably the best.
The shark was one of the few that didn't look like some gay locket when closed.
Woah. Forgot this ever existed.
To not end up like brundlefly.
+1 to the rape count
for me, it's Bessie
Ya'll niggers need some Wallace and Gromit
Daily reminder that the moon is made of cheese and NASA covered it up
I agree. This is why as soon as I finish work I open up a Jooky, it's a party in a can.
Do not react, you are the saboteur.
oh fuck yes, I was waiting to see would someone bring them up! one of the most iconic duos, they are 30 years old this year, from A Grand Day Out, they were brilliant, Feathers McGraw is the best villain in The Wrong Trousers, I mean theres a psychotic robot dog in A Close Shave.
and they are one of the few British properties that became a big Hollywood movie and kept what was lovable about them
A Matter of Loaf and Death was good fun too
They are just a crackin bunch of lads
Wensleydale?
Anyone have that webm of her falling into the pond? It was on a Brit nostalgia thread a few months back
Used to watch Stupid with Marcus Brigstock when I was in 6th form.
It was retarded but entertaining.
DEVIL FINGEEER
COW BIIITE
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Always thought this was a bit savage for a kid's show. Fucking weird too.
FIFA 2004, top trumps, horrible histories/science, CBBC/CITV/cartoon network and Shoot/Match magazine and pokemon made up the majority of my primary school life
oh you mean Melody falling into the pond, its not a webm, but the video has been posted above: I wonder what she looks like now, because shes a bit of alright in that video
>2004,
>Primary School
Im always partial to a bit of gorgonzola
sorry boomer
Nigga that was 15 years ago
user he could be late 20's now
...
Oh yeah couldn't remember their names correctly. Thanks user
>that episode where he fucks around with a burglar by scaring him with garden gnomes popping out of nowhere
I think he went a little too far there.
I was in 4th grade in 2010 :)
>I wonder what she looks like now
I was in year 8 in 2004
29 now
not good to think about
Best thread on Yea Forums right now.
>women
oh no
We're all getting old user. Just gotta make it until the end of the world. Shouldnt be too long
Absolute horrorkino masquerading as a kids show, scarier than 99% of horror movies tbqh
He got off on it. We all know he was up there jacking off watching kids piss themselves with fear.
still cute desu, would collect chestnuts with
Depressing.
>Cutt to trousers
I don't get it..
would still smash. and her sister
god i miss woolys
The kid is reading out stage directions for the producers.
obsessed
For me, it was Aquila.
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refused to be a bootlicker to the ((fat controller))
Nice dubs and confirmed
In between rockfights with my mates in the middle of woodlands, these were my favourite shows growing up.
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Get kinda sad thinking about these shows and the era.
what the fuck was his problem?
Was never into Bernard's watch as a kid because I thought Bernard was a stupid name.
Tracy Beaker was fucking terrible. Bamzooki was better every time. HH, Dick and Dom, Chucklevision, and Stupid deserve a god tier ranking all their own
they sell those in poundland
anyone remember Pippin
BASED
My dad took me to meet Brum once as a kid. He didn't move.
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Dogshit in a kids TV show...
When I was about 13 I used to watch Balamory with my mate to take the piss out of it but I think we both secretly enjoyed it :/
brum brum
no gf
I find it literally impossible to enjoy watching toddler television, except maybe pingu (but I haven't watched that in ages)
The Chad.
Sometimes we even watched Teletubbies. Later found out he was a nonce.
Here's some real fucking obscurity.
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Anyone remember eminemmerdale from SMtv? I can't seem to find any clips
how'd you find out?
Dinosaur top trumps represent
mashed potato
which kids tv star did you want to smash as a kid after you found out what your willy was for
>Im Ms Hooley, and whats your name
>Im Mr fuckhead, your next ride
>oh yes, of course!
:)
Anyone remember watching this in primary school?
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I'm having a nostalgic crisis
I work at a theatre and his stalker (yes he has a stalker) got in and gave him a cake which I found untouched in the bin the day after
That and Through The Dragons Eye were pure kino
>all the old VHS tapes of your favourite films you recorded off the telly with the start and end of adverts
we've mentioned it far too many times, I still want that 50p coin
found Georgina Sherrington's (who played Mildred) instagram , the other day, shes still a ride, as is Dinah from the Demon Headmaster
I remember watching this shit while babysitting once, that show was kino
haha I remember this
my childhood in an image
Jake was such a faggot crybaby
Milo was the based nigga
Bella was a bossy bitch
Fizz was ... forgettable
>at home on a school day because you're ill
>this starts playing
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anyone remember this odd one
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Fuck the world, take me back
2006 isn't old enough for this thread, but I read the book is was good
>the hedgehog adverts
fuck, had I completely forgotten about those
Fuck you
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why was it always fucking blue cow?
The car's on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
tbf sometimes it was superbaby
HE'S A BISCUIT CRUNCHING
SAUSAGE MUNCHING
kek
this was bollocks
>And as if by magic, The shopkeeper appeared.
What the fuck was that company advert or ident that always showed at the cinema before a film of the sword being forged or something?
He got in my wife's bed one night and thought it was HIS bed, no idea that bloke.
DOWN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN
you're not a real bong zoomer if you don't have over half of these for your childhood
(((cyril sneer)))
BASED MR BENN POSTER but for me, it's Bod
I still remember when that dumb bitch got herself locked in a room when frying chips and a fucking dog had to save her.
What the fuck is this? I remember that intro and tune.
TRIPLE AAAAAAAAY CORPERATIONS
just blasted to the past lads
Getting thrown in the canal in Birmingham by asylum seekers
Who Otis the Aardvark here?
Was he a nonce?
would like to give the women a good shagging while the show plays in the background, especially that milf, choke that bitch which giving her a creampie
heh
Tilly could touch my Sac Magique any day
Looiive servisses
The kid from this is playing at where I work soon
>guitarist top right
i would have let him touch me if he was
cheeky rascal
who remembers this dude and his bus
Anyone else remember this absolute kino?
My mum went to uni with Tony Parsons and is friends with him on facebook
>when this was the funniest thing in the world
that guy used to scare the shit out of me, good thing he off'd himself
F
I have to watch this with my nephew. Iggle Piggles the real nigger
delete this
MACTOOT BLOWS ON HIS BAGPIPES
>killed himself because he couldn't tap this anymore
Understandable
it's been a real good innings lads, going to be sad to see this thread go
>that pussy
How was this allowed?
Threads dying lads, soon we'll all go back to arguing and telling each other to kill themselves
I USED TO OWN THIS TOWN
Took me weeks to refind this gem. Thought I'd dreamt it.
>he founds her after she took drugs and passed out underneath the hot tap in the bath and got boiled to death
nasty
bananaman was a true chad
Get the inflatable banana you poof!
Whats the damn episode where all the kids went crazy and started beating the shit out of the cat next door and then beat up dick and dom with the hammer?
That shit was hilarious.
The show that literally had no ending
reboot when, this shit was kino. thanks boomer dad for introducing this gem
Going for some early nostalgia hits with Bump the Elephant
Who else here on the /rag/?
THE FUCKING DREAMSTONE, MOTHERFUCKER
wanted to be a detective because of him, now I'm just an alcoholic
Dolls like you an me
The whole story is terribly sad.
Pretty prophetic show about a bunch of shunned defective toys hanging around in a bargain bin. Considering we all ended up on here.
So what scared you the most when you were a kid
For me it's the Scarecrow from Round the Twist
my mates dad is tony gardner (the dad) he's a proper bloke. really funny. really nice. had him drive me home from a couple parties
JUST