Hmm? Ah... Mm.... Oh! *gasps* Hm?

I hope so.

The Skeksis are never wrong

True.

For me? It's Simon Pegg as the Chamberlain.

How is this a prequel when the general was killed?

They are wrong! They keep doing their petty squarrels.
Only the Hunt matters!

Different general. The guy in the movie takes over after this one died.

There's a lot of them I would never have picked but he is definitely the most never would have picked.

>Until it turned out the Skeksis had comically zero interest in any deal.
They might have, if they weren't high as a fucking kite when she asked. Bad timing.

So there are two generals? Or the other one just became general? Could be true but I doubt it. I think we only saw 12 of the 18 Skeksis.

The next general was away from the castle, we never saw him in season 1. He is currently the Garthim Master.

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Patrician taste

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One of the ones in the movie is the "thingo-master" and the first thingo only gets made in the series so if you treat the series as canon at least one skeksis changed jobs.

Why are some Skeksis even away from the castle? How do they get their life force drug? The Hunter from his prey but the others are a mistery.
Also is the game out? Does it add anything to the story?

It's boring. The fight scenes are awkward and stupid. And they keep bobbing up and down when they walk.

Yeah the CGI parts really show how stiff the Gilflinfs are. Those puppets suck.
The Skeksis and Urus are great though. Especially the hunter.

So were the scenes fromt he movie with kids in Gilfling costumes.

I don't know if this is legit but one explanation I thought of for Hunter's comparative vitality is that he doesn't need crystal energy as much because he is more in touch with the natural order. The others are more decrepit because of their higher levels of degeneracy.

For me, it's Hup as himself.

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Great I wanted a chart like that.
But isn't SkekSo technically the second emperor and the second general the 3rd emperor?

>tfw have seen the series 3 times now
>post this bait every now and then because the (you)s are just to good

kys

Why only one season? Seems like a waste of puppets

What are you basing that on? This season has only been out a few weeks.

That’s kind of weird that theres an equal amount of heretic skeksis. The ones in the castle are all evil by nature, why is there an equal amount that aren’t?

Where's the feels thread? I'm having bad feels right now. ;_;

Season 2 has to be sad as shit since we know the Skesis will win. Also Jen is Stonewood and Kira is Vapra, right?

I can't wait for Hup to be essence drained and turned into a mindless bitchslave

I can't wait for Chad Hup to bust open some Brea cheeks.

She will get with that sandnigger

It was hillarous how one of that Grotto girls "dads" had long hair and had no destinct male features so that in the Russian, Chinese and Arabic dub they could turn "him" into a female.

I downloaded all 10 episodes and got bored midway into the 2nd one.

Action starts in ep 5

>t. Gelfling puppet who bobs up and down when they run

They're puppets you fucking nigger, now get out

Very unbased

>puppets
feh

>I can't wait for Hup to be essence drained and turned into a mindless bitchslave

That already happened: he's a beta orbiter.

Gelf puppet limitation I guess. They need more articulation in the face, it's really tight; almost plastic. Same as all the fighting with gelfs need motion blur, quick cuts or shaky cam. I agree that making gelfs CGI would be a shit move, maybe try copy thunderbolt fantasy style puppet fighting, well the choreography at least, but I think that's done with stop motion.

did someone make a webm of her putting on that lipstick?

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you cant rape a real estate agent
they dont have souls

Could part of it be "trademarks?" Like, ah, how do I explain it? There's a kind of thing they do where the puppet sort of shakes its hands and head in the air when they're screaming excitedly.
It looks a bit goofy but that movement has been something they do with Henson puppets since the beginning so maybe it's a trademark.

The hunters movements were smooth as fuck.
I guess you just can't do anything similar with hand puppets.

>the only have 20 main puppets
How in the fuck?
Also what was the budget on this?

Fuck these fucking things
straight up nightmare fuel

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I read somewhere that Leterrier said he had no plans for a second season.

All I've been reading is that the crew have plans for, at the very least, a second season.

Is Disney ok with this show in light of Disney+?
Or do they only own the Muppets and Fraggles and not the whol Henson Company?

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Well I hope so

Only Muppets, not the Henson creature shop.

Is Big Bird Skeksis?

Not all Skeksis outside the castle are heretics. They just live by their own like the Haunter.

ewwwwwwww

you did not get it at all. she knew everything was true but still thought her clout and ceremonial power could sway the skeksis

I wouldn't take what people say too seriously. A lot of it can be to save face if it does badly or to help negotiations if it does well. You never want to be like:
>I love doing this so much that I'll let them pay me peanuts.
Although I hear in the making-of everyone does seem to be like that.

How do they not die without the crystals life force though?

Dunno, mybe they don't need the crystal that much. Mystics are fine without it too.

Mystic magic I guess. Since one lives as long as the other does maybe they balance all that bad shit out

One of the proofs of them needing essence and crystal force being a pressing concern is the Emperor picking off his finger but as we have seen he is actively fucking himself up messing with the darkening.
We don't know that they would immediately drop dead without it.

Yeah the Emperor is gonna decay faster than the others but they will all get there in the end. Poor SkekSo's high risk high reward strategy isn't really paying off and was probably a terrible mistake anyway.

Doesn't the General or whoever say the Hunter gets his essence from the creatures he kills? Seems like they need it one way or the other. But then again SkekGra doesn't seem to harvest any

Hot dad could have done better than the baldo he ended up with.

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hunter is a guy in a suit

I know. Just like in Dinosaurs which makes the movements to smooth. They should have gone with that for all the main puppets.

I can't remember him saying that. I posited that the Hunter has more vitality because he is more in tune with nature but him doing his "trophy taking" could be another essence pathway.

No, SkekSo is the first Emperor. In the comics he bashes some skek's brain in for questioning that and after that apparently nobody fucks with him til he dies at the beginning of the film.

>Comic
Didn't the Skeks that build Lore say he was the first leader of the Skeksis

>they will never recombine again

Fuck...

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Why are the Urus now Mystics?

They always had mystics as a second name.

They will, in death. Let the sadness flow through you.

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No, he got exiled but not because he was the Emperor at that point.

there's nothing there for them. just darkness and nothing

>the Haunter.

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They do

Why do skeksis and mystics look like some kind of dino-vulture but urskeks are humanoid creatures with human faces?

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Because humanoids are the real evil.

Not the Gelfs

So... exactly what I just said. Cool.

Two options:
>it's magic i ain't gotta explain shit
or
>too deep for you

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damn this really feels like an extention of the movie.
Did Jim have lots of notes, did they ask Oz or how in the fuck could they possibly nail the tone of the show so well?

>13 to 19
This shit is fake right? RIGHT?

Brian Froud is still around. Could be a lot of it comes straight from him.

There are lots and lots of notes, and also

The guy irl doesn't even look real.

Why didn't they just let Ana play the part instead of wasting money building a puppet and hiring puppeteers,

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>Here's your horse bro

>one goes into lava and the other gets its brain bashed in

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NMGGGGGGGGGGGHGHHH WHY SHE'S SO HOT AND PURE AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME???!!! I NEED A GF LIKE HER AND I NEED IT NOW

He's gonna raise Deets child and it'll end up being Kira from the movie.

T-thanks Jim.

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>HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD, WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

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>Finale ends with the most hopeful speech ever paired with images of the forest fucking dying and Deet consumed by the Darkening
real fucking shit, 10/10 these niggas know what they're doing.

So S2 is just gonna be a massive fight for survival as the Skeksis genocide all the Gelfling fucking shits? Can't wait to see what the kids at home think of that.
Also, Rian and Deet are confirmed having Jen, then? I was sure Deet was gonna be Kira's mom and Rian was going to be Jen's dad, pairing them doesn't make much sense desu

but I'm with , I guess we can expect Deet + Rian = Jen and Brea + Rek’Yir = Kira?

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If there are really 50 years left before the film I doubt Rian and Deet will be Jen's parents. Maybe grandparents.

>you will never make love to qt innocent Deet
why even live

do we know the average live span of a Gelfling?

do we know it will end in genocide or is it possible Gelflings will be driven off to far corners of the world

KNOW
YOUR
PLACE

that scene was disgusting man wtf

Rian & Deet will have Jen
Brea & the sandgelf will have Kira

For me it's Ordon

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I wish they hadn't made Hup a joke character. Give him a fucking dagger and not a spoon.

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Has 50 years been stated anywhere? Thought they left it open.
The show says the crystal cracked 1000 trine ago, and the film also says 1000 trine ago so i guessed it was closer than that

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he doesnt need weapons
he fucked up 3 Gelflings in a barfight

Netflix description says 50 years

They'll get killed off. Total holocaust.

The movie is way too explicit about everyone being dead for them to shy away from it.

Prepare for some rare downer ending kino.

But what if the series is from another timeline with a happy ending?

>Fuck up 3 gelfling fucking shits by himself
>Spoon breaks, instantly grabs a bigger spoon and keeps fucking shit up without pausing

Imagine the destruction if Hup ever gets his hands on a iron ladle

Deet's visions pretty much indicate it's all going to shit.
And like said, they're already subtly preparing for this shit to end in disaster

was long timw ago when I watched the movie, but iirc it was told from the characters pov, so they might believe to be the last Gelflings while they might be somewhere else hiding

We do not know how long Gelflins live for. Maybe they live for a couple of hundred years.

>Hup
>joke character
He's an actual real paladin, it's the whole point

Why did they make the skeksis so lewd?

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Rek'yr is dead as shit, my man Gurjin is gonna pound that royal puss.

Doubt it, the Skeksis go into full on panic mode when they find out just 1 is still alive.
And theres an official novel followup of the film where Jen and Kira are still the only confirmed survivors

by the end of S2 he will dual wild two salad server spoons

GET BACK IN THE FUCKING LAB, SKEKTEK

Give him one of these.

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why did everyone shits on him even though the survival of the skeksies is decided by his inventions alone (evil crabs and essence drainer)

Skeksis are retarded assholes.

Only SkekSil is smart enough to understand he needs to treat SkekTek with a bit of respect.

So, is Skekekt a tranny?

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Cause he's a FUCKING NERD and no, you can't join the fight, get back in the fucking lab!

All skeksis are genderless hermaphrodites. Skekekt was just rocking that style and personality.

Hmm? Ah... Braaaaaaaap.... Oh! *gasps* Hm?

Alpha chad mindset that most Skeksis have
>that doctor saved my life but he's a NEEERD
>that guy built my cellphone but he's a foureyed NEEEERD
>SkekTek keeps you alive
NEEEEEEEEERD

>secret best girl of Game of Thrones
>best girl of the entire Dark Crystal franchise
what's her secret?

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He took his fucking eye. That's not respect.
>but the Emperor was gonna do worse Hmmmm?
Nice save, SkekSil, but you're full of it.

but he WAS going to do him worse and now he has better eye

>genderless hermaphrodites
Literally luciferians' wet dream then

what planet are you from, exactly?

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Daily reminder that Deet is a stinky rat

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America

and do you think Simon Pegg sneaked up behind them while they were at it and said "hmmmMMMMMmmm?"

>pairing them doesn't make much sense desu
>it's going to be better

Rian sure forgot about Mira pretty fast after meeting Deet.

>best girl of the entire Dark Crystal franchise
I think you mean Brea

They are pretty much color inverted. Do I smell an agenda?

Brea is so underrated, too much deet waifufags echoing each other.

You're all kidding yourselves is you don't think Chamberlain is best girl hands down

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I mean, wouldn't you forget her too?
We're talking about Deet

>chamberlain

Filthy fraud, anyone with common sense knows that skektek is bestskek.

Rian was probably already cheating on Mira.

Aughra literally said that the Hunter was always the most beautiful of the Skeksis.

What show is this?

Based

this

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Is that Putin?

basically GoT but with a better ending

Because if they didnt keep him down the mad shit would have turned THEM into crab monsters eventually. dude was fuckin nuts.

Name one (1) 'nut' thing he did, aside from killing the Grumak slaves threatening his life.

based Chad

made a machine that fired lightning at the literal heart of the world just so they could steal it. pretty much fucking everything he invented was not for good reasons. he isnt nice. none of them are.

This threads are full of skeksis shills. They will tell you "hurr skeksis good bois". Don't listen to them.

They did it to stay alive, bro!!! That's not crazy, that's just him being unethical for collective selfishness!

Mother Aughra is entitled to own opinion yes? Even though opinion is fucking wrong hmm?

It's ok Chamberlain, you're the most beautiful to me.

Dey need mo essawnse for dem programs

>Who was in the wrong here?
In the movie when the Skeksis strip Chaimberlain, they don't stop until he's completely nude. But when they do it to her they stop early and we don't get to see her fuzzy gelfpeach or nipplings at all.

So the Skekz are the bad guys, obviously. I mean the show isn't subtle about it like they're morally grey antagonists or anything, c'mon

better yet they were in the recording booth while it was happening and one of Chamberlain's hmmmms was from the full recording that they have in their library

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE. WHAT MATTERS IS THE HUNT!

Nice series you have there.
Can I write and direct next season?

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>story is already pre-packaged with a planned swerve and subversion as it ends with heroes fucking dying
Sorry Rian, there's nothing you can do here

thank God the Hanson company has its own production in their own hands

For me it's Skekmal

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Direct an episode maybe yes?

Since S2 is already set to be the darkest thing ever written in children's entertainment, what would you guys think of a S3 happening post-movie with Jen and Kira rebuilding Thra and finding hidden Gelfling villages?

Unlike 2D girls, rubber puppets are perfectly attainable though.
Actually, if you think about it, soft-body and bipedal robotics are advancing super fast so "never" has gotta be way off

Man I love Chamberlain. He was based and essencepilled.

Pretty sure it's actually simpler to make a Deet love doll than the human female love dolls that are entering the market already.

How did he survice without the crystal?

by being /fit/

There won't be a third season.

Depends. Netflix may ask for another if it's raking in the subs.

>children's entertainment
I thought this was "Game of Thrones with puppets" though? What about all the frontal nudity?

Yeah, exactly. Many times smaller, lighter, and cheaper, plus she's meant to be a little stiff and uncanny. Since puppeteering is kinda defined by its limitations, motor imperfections could actually enhance a robo-deet.
Plus there's virtual pet AI, and natural language synthesis, already about as good as they need to be for a qt fuckpuppet. Let alone a couple of years from now; she could legitimately be your tiny wife.

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>All skeksis are genderless hermaphrodites
Then explain the 3 penises

No. I already decided there won't be a season 3. Don't reply to me again.

>Doesn't know what genderless or hermaphrodite means

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It's actually 3 vagina-penises.

All you gotta remember is that Henson himself stated that the Skeks are a "grotesque middle between male and female"

>Yep, Mira...now THAT was an essence.

TELL ME ABOUT SKEKMAL
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK!

They're clitoral mock-phalluses.

Possibly a very young skeksis, or sustained by the essence of children.

I just want based Garthim Master

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Garthim Master sucks. Fuck he for putting down my boy Skeksil

Literally The other Skeksis are fat and disgusting because all the do is eat and banter
The Hunter hunts

Also theyre all "surviving" without the Crystal. The only Skeksis that naturally dies in either series or film is the Emperor, but the series covers its back by having him rot away from Darkening.

They might all be dying, even the Hunter, but we've got no idea how long that could take.

How powerful would the Hunter/Archer UrSkek have been?

Okay the notes make sense and good that Froud is still active but how can he even remember what he did 35 years ago? I can barely remember my shitposts from last year

Because he’s living a strong life and takes care of himself instead of being a thoughtless hedonist hell bent on drinking/fucking himself into an early grave

>WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?

Easy: there's 3 vaginas under them.

Easily would have taken the role of the enforcer/muscle of the group, answering only to the authority of the conqueror/wanderer

No Kira is Brea and Sandnigs Granddaughter and Jen is Rian & Deets Grandson

For real do Skeksis fuck each other? I can't think of anything else they could fuck since they don't like gelflings.

>Birds
>Vagina

This is how I know you are a virgin

They're called lizards by Aughra.

Yes. In season 2 the Gelflings will not fight the Skeksis because of the Urus. They don't want to kill Urus.

And because of that the new Spider things will genocide the Gelfs.

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Sorry I don't fuck birds, weirdo.

>Lizards
>Vagina

He keeps on going

I'm not him or a he

Aughra is just a jealous goblina

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Alright wheres the gelfling porn?

He will become the castle cook and kill the missing Skeksis with his poisoned food. That is why they drain him in the movie.

she actually did a good job voice acting desu

But Jen had that Italian looking Gelfs flute.
The one that was hanging with the rastas.

Maybe he will come back somehow in later seasons

Is incest okay with Gelflings? Can Jen and Kira repopulate Mithra?

Whats it about? How does it end? And will season 2/3 deal with the novel?

Post tits to prove you're not a tranny

stop masturbating

>In a race where the rest sit around getting fat and can be beaten by tiny gelflings, the Hunter can easily beat rian and his war hero father, drag brea all the way from the crystal desert into the skeksis throne room with mortal wounds by force of will alone, revives and instantly charges from the castle to stone-in-the-wood in literal minutes
>the archer, from a race of potheads without the initiative to do anything or lift a finger against the skeksis, willingly puts three arrows into himself to stop the Hunter, wakes up from near death, and immediately commits suicide to end the hunt
They could probably have wiped the table with the rest of the urskeks combined. Not even bringing physical aspects into play, their willpower alone makes the other skelsis and mystics look like whimpering babies.

They better pop out a shit ton of children and hope no retard genes turn up as dominant down the line

I'll think about then while I'm banging my girlfriend.

How do you think the podling race started, user?

This. She even asked why she would want to wash her hands and did not bath in days after all that travel. Vapras as better

I wonder how much of a chad their urskek self was.

based cloaca poster

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Chamberlain CIS-male you unwoke shitlord

Even the writers? Because bless them for making this series.

>What about all the frontal nudity?
there sadly is none

>For some birds, such as ostriches, cassowaries, kiwi, geese, and some species of swans and ducks, the males do not use the cloaca for reproduction, but have a phallus.

Trannies need to fuck off

>grotesque
Problematic, Jim. Very problematic.

Why did Augrah lose her big tits including errect nipples?

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Why the fuck do they need nipples when they have literally NO other mammalian features

I noticed that too, the real question is why did Jim give her comically huge tits and erect nipplles when it's clear she is a unique creature.

They already off themselves on their own you know.

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kek this should become canon

> why did Jim give her comically huge tits and erect nipplles
No man would ever ask that.

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even if they hire writers, they still can tell them to write it again or fuck off if it doesnt fit the tone they wanted

I was merily stating my dominance in biological knowledge, no need to go all overboard you furry/scaley freak

>wanting your wiafu to smell lile cheap soap and not like moss, sweet sweat and flowers

Nigga what, she has a face for radio. And a voice for silent pictures.

NO.MAN.

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You are a good friend user, thank you. I really miss nice tiddies like these.

kek I watched Leaving Las Vegas right before this episode and now I just want to see a Jim Henson remake of it with Hup as Nicholas Cage and Deet as Elisabeth Shu

Is it morally wrong to want to ravage Brea until she's a disoriented mess and then cuddle her afterwords?

>the grotling one sounds kind of cute and quintisentially british
>turns out she's like 1/4 nignog
Well played netflix.

It is never wrong to want to cuddle brea

yes, it not understandable why you would do that even though Deet exists

I cant wait for somebody to isolate all the little sighs and groans she makes then dub them over porn and deepfake Anya Taylor-Joy's face onto it.
Holy shit what a time to be alive.

>even though Deet exists
Do we tell him, guys?

Nah breh, we develop tails in utero, and if I’m not mistaken we grow into it and it becomes our spine.

>cuddle her afterwards
Gross

Reminder that Deet canonically never washes her hands.

Reminder that Deet canonically has never taken a bath in her whole life

Why dos she claim that grottlings don't stink?

When you're surrounded by stink you get used to it, like people with cats not realizing it smells like piss because they're in it all the time

She can’t smell it because she’s lived her whole life around that stench

Maybe that's why niggers don't notice that they stink

>gelfling Sooners riding landstriders, listening to their shitty panflute dream music
>boomer chamberlain rides up in the royal carriage blasting Podling royal hall music

I need it

>people with cats not realizing it smells like piss
ugh this

>They’re basically Kuzco but they never learn their lesson
m.youtube.com/watch?v=wglVhIP4rWk
Also, can some musicfags redo the lyrics from the opening song of Emporer’s New Groove but for the Skeksis?

Yep same with with Deet. Not even joking.

>AOR fans who want season 2
>The OAfags

Should I even bother watching the movie? It’s so old.

only if you are not faggot

I belive those forms are based on creatures from their home planet.

Even the voice that played Brea looks like a Gelfling herself!

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Some anons say they don't have sexual desire, but I do think they fuck around because they do everything else god forbade and they're all hedonists. Based Hunter only hunts and is probably pure.

Something I didn’t think of till the end of the first season is that there is a really good chance that NONE of the skeksis needed to drain from the crystal as often as they did. You have to remember they were so gluttonous they decided to drain ALL the gelfing at once as opposed to taking only what they needed and having a presumably replenishable supply.

Pretty sure the Hunter is just the equivalent of those power grandpas at the gym who remain fit at an incredibly old age

Skekung is gonna slice him in two

Hunter is a Godzilla style suit, his suit is different from all the other Skeksis

Just watched the original for the first time, is the new series fagified sjw shit?

That's the best part, since the Skeksis are physical puppets instead of CGI all of the disgusting scenes like the feast and Skeklach's pus have a much greater impact

No, it's based as fuck.

Skeksis were inspired by an illustration of crocodiles living in a castle like nobles and having gruesome parties
Not joking

I didin't think they'd actually have him bash his skull in, was pleasantly surprised

One character has 2 dads but its barely mentioned and they barely show up. Otherwise thats it, the show is unironically great

It was a her wasn't it? I thought they were husband and wife, the husband got tossed down the pit and then she got her head caved in

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I want to fuck Chamberlain.

>Hmm, cute

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Biggest copout of the century

What's funny is that the Chamberlain actually is half girl

Pretty much
He might pull people's heartstrings by being constantly abused, having his only friend animal almost killed in front of him, getting his eye eaten out and then going full PTSD about the eye when the Gruenak put a cage on his head but he's still a maniac

DEATH IS UNNATURAL DEATH IS CRUEL JOKE

For a high yellow nigger and a smelly grotten they are admittedly sexy

Quite redpilled

That's so hot.

It’s not like Mira is going to get less dead after skeksil chugged her soul down like a Red Bull

He probably realised she was kinda shit.

It's completely logical that they'd go insane to search for immortality, when they witnessed that Gelfling actually have an afterlife of sorts (returning to Thra) while the Skeksis have jack shit (Emperor's speech about dreams)

>literally saying that trannies are an affront to God

Damn, Raimi

AIGHT IMMA HEAD OUT

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get back here you piece of shit you only resurrected one gelfling, there's like millions to go

NAH I GOT SOME SHIT TO DO
THANKS FOR THE LAST TWO MILLENNIA, URSKEK BE OUT

Shockingly little for Netflix if you are not insane and see sjw shit in silly shit like only girls having wings.

>not watching the Russian dub where the long haired one is a woman

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Hahaha
No

>watching shitty dubbing instead of the original version because of faggots
No.

>not watching the dub because it’s shitty

that's gay

this guy knows what's up

I've always found her one of the most attractive actresses working today, probably because I have a thing for unconventional faces.

>laugh uncontrollably
>feel like a shit
>still feel dirty later
The Emperor mind raped me in this scene.

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Aughra is the mother of Thra. She was originally a more gnarled and aged Venus figure designed to reflect this.

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Imagine being Seladon and thinking you had any relevancy to anything.

I couldn't stop laughing either. Partly enjoyed seeing Celedon get he comeuppance but I also can't help but chuckle at the idea of the Skeksis spending most of their days in the hall laughing like villains.

at least he didn't mouth-rape you

The Emperor turned out to be /ourguy/ all along.

Why are so many things in the TDC universe a combination of male and female, it's kinda weird

like what

tranny

Yeah I fugures as much from her beard

all the Skeksis
Aughra

>Skeksis

obviously they have a gender

>Aughra

Obviously female

See , Henson disagrees with you
And isn't Aughra's missing eye meant to be male?

Skekso is the best Skeksis
Prove me wrong, you can't

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best explanation desu.

Why was the eyepatch dog in so few scenes?
He is petfu material