Old fag here, but I couldn’t post till now bc I just turned 18...

Old fag here, but I couldn’t post till now bc I just turned 18. If Sauron was all powerful why the fuck did he let some bearded faggot chop his ring off? If he somehow got the ring again couldn’t they just chop it off again? Maybe wear extra armor on your ring hand you dummy, or keep that hand in your armored pocket.

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he was a narcissist

Post a pic of your dick.

he was full of himself and didnt expect it. Crazier shit happens in the Tolkien Mythos. Like, yea they may be all powerful beings but are still subject to stubbing their toe.

elendil and gil-galad defeated sauron in combat before dying themselves, and isildur opportunistically cut the ring from sauron's hand after.

also, have sex

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What the fuck do you know about the "Tolkien mythos" you stupid faggot? If you'd ever actually read anything written Tolkien you'd know that Isildur just cut the ring off Sauron's corpse.

>sauron was dead when the ring was cut off
Wut

This, Isildur's a loot ninja who lifted the ring off Sauron's stone dead corpse.

Ainur can't technically die but the physical vessels they create for themselves can be destroyed.

WRONG
In the movie he walks up and gets his fingers cut off, this is Yea Forums faggot