So Jay, what did you think of Joker?

>Well Mike, I thought it was pretty good until I got shot in the face.

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based zoomers shitting on le cynical and disaffected gen x-ers

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>Ameriburgerfats are literally intimidated by stairs downstairs

hey it's a job

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who would win, fake mike or fake jay?

Why would Jay say that? that's totally a Mike line

I ran into Jay and Mike at a theater in Milwaukee and I was too shy to go say hi to them
am I the most pathetic person on this board

>so Jay, what did you think of Joker?
>I HATED IT
>I dunno I kind of liked the direction they went
>Well I didn't HATE it

I saw moot at an anime convention and was afraid to confront him since he had an entourage

>Ok Jay but what's the hook?

Is that Jay's lover?

Who?

Kek accurate

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>haha we are so above superhero movies yet that is the entire catologue of movies we review
>We love so bad it's good movies haha let's make a movie that is INTENTIONALLY bad
>*Makes cringe shit unfunny spacecop*
>Fans: ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD THATS THE POINT!
>Oh well we lost all credibility we had let's go back to reviewing capeshit

Where is that from? It looks like Rich.

Its funny because they said it about the TMNT movie.

wrong, its from Jurassic World, Jay totally capitulated to Mike like a bitch and did a 180 on his opinion.
TMNT was one of the times Jay put his foot down and said it was trash and bad despite Mike liking it.

i liked jay better before he started spending 30 minutes doing his hair before taping.

Well when you bloom in your 30s maybe it goes to your head a bit.

There’s nothing wrong with taking some pride in your appearance

Not bad, pretty realistic

>going to an anime convention

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was the entourage purple haired dykes and trannies?

>Before we talk about the film, we should probably spend thirty minutes talking about internet drama without drawing any real conclusions of our own.

Still no Gremlins 2 re:View

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for the easy cosplay pussy of course.

it's easy for a reason

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More like tenor skinflutist

>joker opening night.jpg

Yes. Jay prefers the term "roommate" though.

Jay is such a faggot.

*appears in video*

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source?

fuckin dying laughing just thinking about it, im gonna watch that right now

Here's a thing. Some people make films just for the fun of it, user. Unless they have a $75m budget and Hollywood film lots AND access to Bonglands specialist CGI shit, then it's hard to judge them as film makers.

My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' will expose him as a fraud and be a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

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>Jay, this movie reminds me of that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where ______
>Jay gives an extended intro making fun of the incel controversy and reiterates that being a movie critic is the most worthless profession

his prolapsed asshole

Well you know Jay isn't actually gay, the manhole bit was just a joke

Mike will love it

Jay will hate it, he hates the director,, and thinks the movie is a derivative of Taxi Driver and King of Comedy.

Reminder that according to an angry RLM fan on Yea Forums, if you criticize RLM, you're a Star Wars prequel fan.

Why dont you get together with your friends and make a channel dedicated to reviewing each RLM video?

oh wait, you need friends for that

did he take sargon's job at applebys?

- gay jokes
- faggy behaviour
- absence of a heterosexual lifestyle

Rich is way worse than Beard and AIDS combined
>morbidly obese manchild
>always wears comic shirts, but cant answer ANY comic question Jay or Mike have
>has a video game show, but says stupid things like 3D mario games shouldn't have controllable cameras and is blatantly bad at video games in general
>thinks being a cynical, nitpicking autist is the same as intelligence
>flat out didn't understand basic character motivations for Civil War despite being a huge MCU fan
>starts REEEEEEing when chat constantly BTFOs him
>nostalgiafag who only likes shit from his youth
>has an obnoxious "I fucking love science" attitude
>can't pronounce words
>forced catchphrases
>meme laugh
>actual plebbitor
>confused by Yea Forums
>has a tranny fiance
>allows Mike to bully him on a daily basis
>doesn't oppose people being tracked by the government with chip implants
>only ever funny by accident when he fucks up and gets made fun for it, his real sense of humor is "lel so randumb XD" tier
>claps at the end of films
>has never had actual fruit in his life and is convinced he'll hate it because he doesn't like sodas with fruit flavors
When did you realize Rich was actually worse RLM and is the embodiment of amerifat retard?
I'm gonna go ahead and say that I personally think Rich is the worst member of the crew. Even though Beardfat takes things too seriously, he always sounds like he knows what he's talking about and he showed several times that he has technological knowledge and AIDSmoby offers insightful commentary many times. Rich manages to be both an embarrassing nerd and seemingly have no real input into the movies they're talking about and is only there because he's Mike's friend. When Mike isn't around to put him down, he acts like an obnoxious prick and the only real value he offers is that he does the grunt work for them (buying merchandise for videos, building props, etc). He's basically their employee and is only in videos because Mike likes him.

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>release a BOTW
>3 days later release a HITB
>weeks go by before next release
You'd think they'd have done HITB a week after BOTW.

It's best to let a couple of months pass and then pick and choose which videos to watch.

>RedditLetterMedia

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They know how to critique movies like Star Wars, Nu Ghostbusters, etc. in a way that few critics do, and it's entertaining enough to watch for free if you enjoy casual film discussion.

>tranny fiance
Source?

his ass

She's not a tranny she's just ugly

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and that's why we love him

>>Jay says “Else” like “Elts”

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>being scared of stairs

judge for yourself

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Is he really happy with her?
Regardless of how I looked, I don't think I could ever be happy unless I found my partner attractive.

Rich is a crackbaby himself so they're about on equal attractiveness desu.

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Is it just because that's as good as either of them can do?
Depressing really.

they're high school sweethearts so they've probably never dated anyone else, they're midwest flyover trash so its not like they've got many options.

i kinda wish they still did PreRec edited reviews.

Is that the guy who's house he went to after a baseball game?

Even so I'm still jealous Rich has found someone, especially his highschool sweetheart.
I've never had anyone. I won't compromise on my standards.

I think they look cute together.

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*closes browser*

that's because you're based

>J: I kindaa hated it?
>Show Mike's small shocked face
>M: Really?
>J: I know this is getting good reviews but something about it just didn't click for me, though most of the positive reception is from the only positive in the movie which is joaquin phoenix is fucking great in this, but people don't seem to realize just because there's a good actor in the lead role of the film doesn't mean the actual film is good and we'll get into that when we talk about spoilers but what did you think of it?
>M: I liked it a lot actually
>Show Jay's confused face
>J: Really?
>M: Yeah and like you said I'll get into it during spoiler territory but-
>pauses video to go jack off

>haha we are so above superhero movies yet that is the entire catologue of movies we review
I wish jay would have kept making quick cuts.

>M: So Jay... what did you think about... the Japer?
>J: The Japer?
>M: Yeah.. Edgey Mime
>J: *laughs* Yeah, Edgey Mime, that really sums this film up, but we'll get into that
>M: Ah, yeah... That really is what the film is like, it's like somebody took a French film, you know? Then they made it fit for American audiences and this is what they got.
>J: Yeah I know what you mean, but does that mean you liked it?
>M: *pulls face and shifts shoulders a bit* Kinda? I dunno. I like these kind of films, you know me, I like seeing decent in madness and I like simple stories. I liked that aspect of it, but it was missing something for me, I just don't think it explored it proper
>J: Oh really? I thought it was great *sips beer* I thought it worked in those areas really well, but maybe that was only because Joaquin Phoenix is fucking great in his movie *laughs*
>M: Yeah, he is, but a lot of felt a little forced, a little disjointed? Almost like Jared Leto's Joker in Suicide Squad, but no way near as bad and phoney, it wasn't schlock.
>J: Oh goood yeah, Leto was really bad in that film, the entire film was bad, one of the worst films ever even, but no, Joaquin Phoenix...
>M: Stop there, should we just call him something else? His names a bit long....
>J: What? Like the Joker?
>M: You mean the JOE-KER *rimshot sound effect*
>J: *laugh* Okay the JOE-KER, okay
>M: Sorry, you were saying?
>J: Yeah I was gonna say Joaqun.. I mean the JOE-KER was much better than Jared Leto, he had some depth to him and I think he added something to the performance which was missing from Suicide Squad
>M: Was it the JOE-KER or was it the director?
>J: Well that's the thing, the script was written by [Script Writer] who did [Film] and [Film], films I didn't see/did see/great films/bad films and directed by Todd Phillips, who, as we know, did the Hangover movies...
>M: Did he?
>J: Yeah he did Hangover Part III
>M: *Mike looks at camera and grimaces* Wow, I did not know that

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>reiterates that being a movie critic is the most worthless profession
Is he wrong?

Damn, I wish this was true

>Rich Evans has been laid more than you

Perfect.

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No. Look at most youtube critics and they reiterate basics things that, at worst, you can figure out in 5 minutes. They are only good for the entertainment and background noise.

why hasnt jay ever had a gf?

he's married, retard.

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>So OP, what do you think about getting some real friends?

>longer gap between videos than usual
Except it's not

>"how about another joke, Murray"

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>>haha we are so above superhero movies yet that is the entire catologue of movies we review
They've reviewed 14 movies this year on Half in the Bag. Only 4 of them have been superhero movies.

That's Lisa Renley, the girl Jay wanted but she wanted Mike instead. They're not married

That's one of his friends. Not Lauren though.

Jay has never had a marriage ring on his finger in the videos.

>End of the video
>So Mike, would you recommend Joker?
>Eh... I guess. If you're into cynical hopeless movies, you can get something out of it
>Rich as Mr. Plinkett bursts into the set with a shotgun
>I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET... YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

The fact that you know or care about any of this is really sad

Kek, imagine being this cucked.

>a marriage ring
Are you foreign or just retarded?

>Jay makes a point of keeping his private life off social media, therefore the only conclusion my autistic brain can make is that he's never had a gf

Does anyone watch these guys for their reviews?

I watch them sometimes because it makes me feel like I have friends, its pretty comfy. They are funny sometimes. And memes.

Ok. But making up stuff and saying Jay is gay or that she's his wife isn't sad?

Yeah it seems almost as pathetic as obsessing over the lives of e-celebs and posting about them on Yea Forums

>since he had an entourage
yeah you wouldve ended up sucking his dick instead of saying thanks for ruining Yea Forums

Of course it's sad you fucking loser. Everyone in these RLM threads comes across like pathetic permavirgins constantly.

Especially you.

>unironically using a "no u" reply

their writing was fucking shit, now you realize how they are in the show is how they are irl: awkward af

You need to get that stick out of your ass really bad.

The writing of Space Cop? It was fine.

that explains it, they got fat and ugly together, much easier than just going for swamp fishing and getting some new monster

>watching fat and elts when you could be watching Chewy and Fuckface

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my only problem with this movie is that phoenix voice is too soft for the character

Let's not ignore the fact that they all read comic books now. Check any of their repugnant videos where they talk about supes, they just keep bringing up in the comic this in the comics that

Ahh, can't wait.

Something like this?

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>when RLM tried to go to the local Joker screening

>Jay says “Else” like “Elts”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
WHY CANT I HAVE A CUTE BF LIKE JAY
WHY GOD

Calling it now jay will bring up taxi driver

Todd Phillips is too cult for Jay

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>people who hold opinions and argue their point of view are dumb
>that's right, Jay. Nobody has ever used mass media to push an agenda before besides starting the Spanish-American war, Triumph of the Will, Soviet control over all their media, etc...

MARCVS SOCIALVS MEDIVS FACIVS BOCCIVS ZVCCIVS CAESAR

wish they did more weird movies that arent superheroes or horror, because most of those movies have the same plots and they talk about the same things over and over.
the year end roundable is usally their best video because they talk about weird shit
none of the gang were good since like 2016, why the fuck are you doing this to yourself

>they just keep bringing up in the comic this in the comics that
They literally never do this and frequently say they don’t care about comic books

the vcr gimmick was nice, old rlm plot sketch sections were fucking comfy, even if it was played out it wasn't hopeless, they could have taken it more seriously and gotten half in the bag to the point of being an actual show. when Mike wasn't gray yet and they didn't shit on their own format and past for nihilistic humor in the days plinkett was still relevant all RLM was fucking early internet style midwestern kino

>they do a weird neck twitch/head nod after the end of every declarative statement
kek

are you his son

It will literally be the first awards film these plebs have watched since Black Panther. It will go over their heads, like everything else they try to watch

Because even by middle school they have more mature taste and a better understanding of film than le awful ironic midwesterners co-signing every Disney capeshit for an audience of Redditors and manchildren (but I repeat myself)

Woolie and Pat are significantly better with Simpsons McFartgas gone

Irrefutable.

Woolie has never been good. Imagine slow walking your entire way through a Bloodborne playthrough because you don't want to hand over the controller.

This. It's baffling when people always try to claim there's some gap in the content when they've consistently put out at least one video a week for years now. I can only explain this phenomenon two ways: the complainers are missing videos, or the complainers are skipping videos because "they don't like them." I get the latter sucks when the one weekly video is, say, Nerd Crew and you don't like Nerd Crew, but you can't then go and pretend like that doesn't count as a video when it's a video regardless of if you like it or not.

Half in the bag is the core content and everything else is supplementary. It's justified to complain about a lack of half in the bag.

Best of the Worst consistently gets more views and is more popular.

I work with teenagers and 18 years old kids, you are wrong
Their entire "mature taste" is "new=good, action=good, capeshit=good, everything else BAD"

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>brava, rich! brava!
as an autist this always triggers me so much. It's supposed to be bravo! Brava is the feminine form

Because Mike and Jay are pushing 40 and don't use zoomer memes.

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Woolie is fucking dogshit, i'll take Matt who does minimum editing on his shit above Woolie"just dump 30 minutes gameplay with incomprehensible foreigners and complain about lack of views"Madden.
the podcast became way worse after Liam left, and unlistenable with Matt gone. Its amazing because they're faults all negated each other when they were together and on their own they suck. First 150 or so episodes of podcast were amazing.

The Nerd Crew is the most pathetic thing they do because they end up shilling the exact same movies as the Collider types they’re making fun of. Reddit Letter Media has an unbroken streak of recommending 20 Disney capeshit movies in a row, but think an affectation of self-conscious irony somehow makes them different when the only real distinction is that sometimes Collider will discuss meaningful and artistically significant films. The closest thing to a prestige film Reddit Letter Media will bother watching is Black Panther

>they do a weird neck twitch/head nod after the end of every declarative statement

Im glad somebody elts has noticed this

Hey man, Jay tried watching a Best Picture frontrunner once. On the day of the Academy Awards. So he could LARP like he’s part of real film discussions. Then he dismissed it in a tweet and went back to recording 45m commercials for Marvelshit

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Finally, an educated pasta of RLM. 8/10, just needs a few more.

>tfw the fat faggot is actually a faggot

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No they're not Jay, they're stairs in daylight.

>The creepy Jay obsessed autistic has shown up

>creepy
Are you 12?

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He legitimately looks inbred here

No. I’m also not creepy.

because they are hypocrites
the decry the death of cinema that only superhero movies still make money while also only covering superhero movie to get the most clicks

>randomly bring up Star Wars prequels because they live rent free in your head

And yet that's the exact reason they're compelled to do the Nerd Crew skits, because of insecurity about the format of the content they've committed to, and their proximity to people doing shitty shows where the content isn't starkly worse than theirs. They're just pandering to slightly more aloof nerds than the ones they mock. Read the comment section. Even the format of Half in the Bag is designed in a way to dance around their insecurities from being small town Wisconsinites. Like hey we want to be a "real" review show and review all the latest films, so we gotta review everything, but the title alludes to being DRUNK remember so you can't treat us seriously if we sound stupid (even when we're sneering as if our opinions actually do matter), and hey look at these skits, look at how much we don't care (except for when we do).

Between two hambeasts

>he fell for it

nah everybody knows that
he is going to mention King of Comedy

>dat autistic attempt at psychology
Why do RLM threads attract the most pathetic faggots on Yea Forums?

Seek help

>durrr RLM only reviews capeshit
>I have to ignore literally 80% of their content to make this complaint

>stop mocking my friend simulator

>s-stop pointing out my autistic obsession with e-celebs that I claim to hate yet know everything about

Is there any context for this pic?

>easy observations over a few years of casual viewing
>autistic obsession

The context is that losers on Yea Forums stalk these guys’ social media

>s-stop pointing out my autistic obsession with e-celebs

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>hey look at these skits, look at how much we don't care (except for when we do).
Every review show, especially back in the day, does gay-ass skits.

kino

>I’m gonna flood the board with shitty Reddit Letter Smegma threads but you CAN’T point out they’re literal faggots
Shut the fuck up

I haven't been very active here but I just wanna make my point before leaving. I came for fun rlm-related goofs and memes. Recently I have seen a lot of misogynistic content, trans- and homophobia and hate speech in here, and I just can't be a part of that. If you think I am butthurt, then fuck you! The point of this is to show that I think a lot of content in this group is problematic and that the group might need more careful modding.

I'M DYING, LISA/LAUREN!!

stale

>literal faggots
Mike is so fucking fey

>the only real distinction is that sometimes Collider will discuss meaningful and artistically significant films. The closest thing to a prestige film Reddit Letter Media will bother watching is Black Panther
You want to know how I know you don't actually watch rlm?

is this from that tranny forum?

because it's not possible to have nostalgia for a 40 year old film when you're 14 years old

fun fact: that didn't really happen and it was all fabricated by gilchrist

>They've reviewed 14 movies this year on Half in the Bag. Only 4 of them have been superhero movies.

Oh, so "only" 1/3d of the output is capeshit related. Of all the movies that exist. One third.

Fuck you.

Just going to go ahead and move those goalposts, huh?

I watched on of their videos and it's less in-depth analysis on filmmaking or art and more a couple dudes sitting around fucking off on camera, it's even worse when they clearly have no contextual knowledge of what they talk about. I can see its appeal but RLM is not for everyone

>This youtube channel that reviews popular movies spends their time talking about popular movies, eh? Wll fuck you!

>

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>Reddit Letter Media has an unbroken streak of recommending 20 Disney capeshit movies in a row
You guys get so hung up on their "recommendation". It doesn't mean it's a must-see event of the year. It's basically if you were already interested in seeing the movie, sure, it's a good night out at the kinoplex. They "recommend" movies they outright weren't hot on in the review all the time.

And they're fundamentally pop culture reviewers. They've never pretended otherwise, though they do occasionally review prestige movies. It's just nobody comes on Yea Forums to talk about those reviews.

Looks like Riker after leading an away team onto the s-oy planet

The biggest Chad redshirts reduced to sissies

>they're fundamentally pop culture reviewers. They've never pretended otherwise
This is what I don't understand about Yea Forums's weird hateboner for them. Of course they talk about shit like Captain Marvel. It's what people are talking about. They examine shit like that from an outsider's perspective that isn't caught up in all the social justice shit or the comic nerd fanboy shit. They don't have to even bother with stuff like Under the Silver Lake or Paddleton, but they throw those in there sometimes too to hopefully introduce their audience to things they otherwise might not pay attention to.

There are plenty of things you could criticize RLM for, but Yea Forums is fucking retarded when it comes to what they decided to fixate on and bitch about when it comes to them.

rlm only shills for crappy horror movies, netflix originals and capeshit, no more, no less

>He hasn't read the 2,000 private emails

He'll mention both

youtu.be/rQ6ucixpqJo?t=239

I did but I still can't believe it. How can they still be friends after all that shit

I mean anyone can go look at their playlist and see you're wrong, if not entirely so

>Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
>Under the Silver Lake
>Paddleton
>Suspiria
>Mandy
>Thoroughbreds
>Flower
>American Animals
>Tully
>Please Stand By
>Isle of Dogs

Wow look at all that capeshit!

>This show that exists to talk about popular movies keeps talking about popular movies
You realize how fucking retarded you sound, right?

Added to this pasta
>Mike loves it but awkwardly tries to seem like he doesnt love it so as to maintain le epic irreverent sardonic cred
>Jay says “Else” like “Elts”
>They are overly self-referential about how the vcr repairman gimmick means nothing now
>”Its technically a super-hero movie... but it doesnt... feel like one?”
>someone says “Oh my gAAAAaaaw-“ in an annoying cadence
>rich evans spontaneously teleports into the room because of his incel cred
>Rich goes big picture on us, fumbling over his words in the process: “You see, this is the thing about superhero movies, they used to just be just like just like X, and now seems everytime they make them its gotta be Y”
>Jay then elaborates on Rich’s comment so that it makes a lick of sense, while Rich nods his head in approval
>they do a weird neck twitch/head nod after the end of every declarative statement
>Jay says “it reminds me of one of my favorite films ____”
>Mike references a Star Trek episode and overly explains it to Jay like hes a child
>Jay makes an intentionally corny pun
>Mike lets out a humongous belly laugh, which is overly edited and digitally fiddled with because Mike is self-conscious of his evil monster laugh
>Rich laughs like a dying hyena at one of Mikes sarcastic quips
>end of the video where they talk about the future of DC cinematic universe
>Rich goes big picture on us, fumbling over his words in the process: “You see, this is the thing about superhero movies, they used to just be just like just like X, and now seems everytime they make them its gotta be Y”
>Jay then elaborates on Rich’s comment so that it makes a lick of sense, while Rich nods his head in approval
>Mike: “I wonder when we’ll get the gritty, ultra-violent condiment king movie *subtly snickers* *sips beer*”
>Edited by Jay Bauman

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Edited because im a retard
>Mike loves it but awkwardly tries to seem like he doesnt love it so as to maintain le epic irreverent sardonic cred
>Jay says “Else” like “Elts”
>They are overly self-referential about how the vcr repairman gimmick means nothing now
>”Its technically a super-hero movie... but it doesnt... feel like one?”
>someone says “Oh my gAAAAaaaw-“ in an annoying cadence
>rich evans spontaneously teleports into the room because of his incel cred
>they do a weird neck twitch/head nod after the end of every declarative statement
>Jay says “it reminds me of one of my favorite films ____”
>Mike references a Star Trek episode and overly explains it to Jay like hes a child
>Jay makes an intentionally corny pun
>Mike lets out a humongous belly laugh, which is overly edited and digitally fiddled with because Mike is self-conscious of his evil monster laugh
>Rich laughs like a dying hyena at one of Mikes sarcastic quips
>end of the video where they talk about the future of DC cinematic universe
>Rich goes big picture on us, fumbling over his words in the process: “You see, this is the thing about superhero movies, they used to just be just like just like X, and now seems everytime they make them its gotta be Y”
>Jay then elaborates on Rich’s comment so that it makes a lick of sense, while Rich nods his head in approval
>Mike: “I wonder when we’ll get the gritty, ultra-violent condiment king movie *subtly snickers* *sips beer*”
>Edited by Jay Bauman

Okay which of you faggots created this thread

this is a good one

>I... didn't hate it? Hahaha.

I've been through worse.

Good work user

spelled it wrong user, it's supossed to be
>Jooo-keerrr

based /hm/ op jay is a cute little faggot

they are the ultimate pseud film reviewers. fucking retards that know nothing about the art of film