You're going to see Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker, right user? You're not an incel, are you?

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.

Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

No and no

who hurt you?

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opening the picture made me laugh harder than it should have

I thought it was the real deal

No thanks I don't really like any of these nerdy movies.

They have more soul than the actual cast.

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General Hux.

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First time I watched Last Jedi was on Netflix

Honestly, these people have more presence than their screen counterparts.
Just look at how bland their "real" counterparts are.
Those films are awful on every level. Given a good script and non-woke direction, these people could have delivered so much more than the sad reality.
Seriously, the problems of this shit pile go way deeper than the color of skins.

>the problems of this shit pile go way deeper than the color of skins
the problem with toxic star wars fans was never racism, it's sexism. if you can't learn to accept that women are powerful then maybe it's time you find a new movie franchise to worship.

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that's probably for the best, I'm sure if you showed up you'd end up ogling all the female theatergoers

>female

Why are Star Wars "fans" so ugly?

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The cringe is real.

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I'm not an incel, but I also have no interest in star wars. But it's cool, I'm sure it will be successful without me. Want to watch Barry Lyndon or the Getaway with me after?

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Hehehehehe...why actually, I am an incel!

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Yes, user. The force is exclusively female now. nu-Disney said so.

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>a bunch of cosplayers look more charismatic than the actual cast
kek

>charismatic
that's not how you spell cancerous .

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You can bet that I'll be doing my part!

God, she really has no presence or charisma, does she?

This so much. I hope Palpatine kills everyone a reigns in Rey’s body for the next 1,000 years lol

I hope you also did your part to support Ghostbusters 2016, user!

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I'll watch it literally only for the memes.

yep, seeing it with my gf
she's the biggest star wars fan i know

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>cosplaying as fucking Holdo

I can only assume any woman that likes that character enough to cosplay her has daddy issues.

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I still can't believe the wet fart that was Snoke. How do you fuck up that bad?

that is NOT general hux

man, that gator has some serious inner peace going on.

>The only way I'll watch it is that everyone (in the theater) dies in a fucking explosion at the end.

Do the white guy and the black guy fuck the Asian and high five in a totally no homo way? I'd watch that recreationally.

Cosplay is so fuckin gay

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You’ve lost me, and I ain’t coming back. I’ll torrent the movie at best, you ain’t getting my fucking money.

Why does it look like only lesbians attend these conventions now?

The girl's costume fitting too well was one of the first things that tipped me off that it wasn't a legit pic.

Yes, but not nearly as gay as making Dame Edna a fucking admiral in a space war movie.

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They aren't powerful though unless you're talking about bearing children then yes they have the power to bear children in spades.

is that from a bdsm convention? femdomcon?

>Why does it look like only lesbians attend these conventions now?
thats what I thought. great disney. you made a cult classic for dykes.

I'd sink my meat into the one in the middle

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I refuse to believe human sexual reproduction is in any way involved in this cinematic trainwreck.

So I see everyone Disney hires have to be total cult members if they want their pay.

Is Halloween cosplay?
Because I agree, but also like Halloween.

Better than the real Rose

I bet she practiced that in front of a mirror for weeks

Better scar than the one Rian gave Kylo in TLJ

This. She's so fucking tryhard fake.

LOOK AT ME DEADLIFT FOR STAR WARS EVERYBODY!

I'll be there opening night.

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t. seething jelly roastie

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Is that the Red Ranger, Black Ranger, and Yellow Ranger?

I genuinely don’t understand their desire to blatantly alienate their fanbase it makes no fucking sense

If it's incels who aren't going to see the movie, does that mean OP doesn't want to see it?

>She's the biggest Yakuza cock mongler I know.

Fixed it for you

Star wars has always been silly with shit writing and shit actors actors besides Han and Lando. Being mad about the same shit happening is dumb. Just boomers being mad about their childhood repeating itself

He should sue.

What is cosplay? I don’t get it. Maybe because I’m a bong and it hasn’t reached us (thank god).

i don't understand why the middle one put on alien ears if she's padme

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Probably gonna see it if someone invites me to it. I didn't like Force Awakens, somewhat liked Last Jedi, expecting to dislike this one. Of all the directors Disney hired to make new Star Wars movies, Abrams was the one who least deserved to make another one.

Actually, I recently adopted the incel lifestyle specifically so that I don't have to watch anymore Disney shit. Oh and one more thing: TO HELL WITH TRANNIES, GAYS AND JEWS

t. Rian

How'd they get the actress to pose with two fans?

that Arya Stark cosplayer on the left is pretty good.

Its very easy once you remember that these people absolutely despise white men. Of course their first objective would be to make Star Wars as non-white male as possible.

very true

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Don't you just love Halloween?

What does having sex have to do with Star Wars? I remember Star Wars being for nerds. You know, people who usually can't get laid and generally don't care because science.

have sex, incel

The Last Jedi is not good for children at all. I would not even show it to a child as a punishment.

Uh... based?

If I do, will The Last Jedi magically become a good film? Fuck off.

Best thing people can do is not even care about Star Wars

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>if it doesnt' happen on-screen, it didn't happen

The truly mind-boggling thing about Nu Wars is how they didn't allow any transition time to sneak in some training for Rey, not even an offscreen day or a few hours...TLJ begin immediately after TFA and the story allows no "time off" for the character to even do cursory practice on their own.

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This. I'll watch the cam with my Yea Forumsbros

I will read spoilers first to find out Kylo's fate. If they kill him off I will not waist my time even on pirating this shit.

> If they kill him off I will not waist my time even on pirating this shit
I don't blame you.

>Want to watch Barry Lyndon or the Getaway with me after?
never gonna meet a girl thru this site user
go outside

When the off the street randos are more attractive than the actual actors, you know they fucked up

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These aren't the wine aunts you're looking for...

Do you guys wonder if maybe nuwars is a psyop to stop men being man children by making them dislike the children’s media (like Star Wars) which they were obsessed with? To clarify I mean manchildren like us not man children like numales who don’t care if it’s bad

Who better to run a scifi/fantasy action franchise aimed at boys than bitter hot flushed white women with a hate boner for men?

Oh no. How will I ever #havesex now?!

She's fucking cute, but her character is the everything wrong with Nu-Wars

The rose one doesn't even look asian. Looks like a crack whore with taped back eyes.

The cosplayers are exactly who the character was written as a vessel for: purple haired feminists who believe in mansplaining, microagressions and other invented bs

d-daisy is c-cute...

ah, fuck it. Who am I kidding. I've been spamming this crap for years, it was supposed to be funny, but at this point it just feels embarrassing.

Mark Hamil was whiny as Luke in ANH, but by Return of the Jedi he was a calm and matured Jedi Knight. It probably helped that Luke had a character arc in the OT, something none of the embarrassing NuWars characters seem to have.

goddamnit, American negros are so fucking disgusting, even euro negros or latin negros are better

I want to fuck Rey so bad

There were also in-universe time gaps of months to years between episodes of the original trilogy. TLJ on the other hand picks up mere seconds after Episode 7 ends, making the title crawl completely redundant, and Reys unexplained powers even more confusing.

Don't reward Disney for it's mediocrity. Have some self respect.

You don't even really have to try that hard. Just grab a dumpy plain brown dress at Sears for $20 and you're done since there s no need to change your hair up at that point. It's easier than Carl from athf or hank kill

thank you for making me realise what was always in the back of my mind when I saw this character.